第2章
yeyunfanhongzhelian，taotaobujuedejiangduzilidehuadoushuolechulai。
kanzheyeyunfanyibenzhengjingdeyangzi，songyuroulengleyixia，suihouhuangrandawu，puchiyishenglelechulai。
yanqiandezheigenanren，meixiangdaohaitingyouyiside。
“ni...xiaoshenme？wokeshirenzhende！”
yeyunfankanzheyanqianzaixiaodesongyurou，yilianmengdenaolenaotou。
扑哧！
kanzheyouxiezhejideyeyunfan，songyurouzaicixiaolechulai，bigangcaixiaodehaigaoxing，yanleidoucongyanjiaoliuxialaile。
yeyunfankanzhesongyurouxiaodebuting，xinlidunshiyouxiebuman：
“songxiaojie，womendiyicijianmian，jibiannimeikanshangwo，yebunengchaoxiaowoba？”
songyurouqiangxingjiangzijidexiaoshengyalexialai，kanzheyeyunfanshuodao：
“yexiansheng，nidequeshigehaonanren，zhibuguo...”
yeyunfanbumandeshuodao：“zhibuguoshenme？”
songyurouhuifuchengleyikaishiyouxielengyandebiaoqing，kanzheyeyunfanwendao：
“zhibuguonishibushizhaocuorenle？woshizaizheidengpengyoude，bushilaihenixiangqinde。”
“啊？”
yeyunfankanzhezhuojiaoshangtiezhedealaboshuzi6yihuodewendao：“zheibushiliuhaozhuome？”
songyurouzhileyixiazijidezhuojiaoshuodao：“zheishijiuhaozhuo，zheizhuozishicongwozheigefangxiangkande。liuhaozhuozaineimian！”
shuobasongyurouzhileyixiabuyuanchudeyizhangzhuozi，neizhangzhuoziqianguoranyezuozheyigenianqingdeguniang。
“对不对对不起！”
yeyunfanlianmangzhanleqilai，duiyanqiandesongyuroujugongdaoqian：“wogangcaitaizhejile，wokancuole，jinitianmafanle...”
cishideyeyunfan，henbudezaidishanghanlianggemenbashou，ranhoubadilakaiyigedafengzuanjinqu。
zheinimayetaigangaleba！
相亲还走错桌！
zheiyaochuanchuqu，woyeyunfanjibenjiuzaizheijiangchengshesilea！
chouhaimeibao，lianquediumeile！
nanguaizheigunianggangcaiyizhizaixiao，zheijisheisheibuxiaoa！
yeyunfanhuitoutuliandehesongyuroudaowanqian，yiliuxiaopaodepaodaolezhenzhengdeliuhaozhuo。
cishizhenzhengliuhaozhuodenvzhuren，yijingzhanleqilai，kaishishoushizhuozishangzijidedongxizhunbeilikaile，kanyangzishidengzhejile。
suiranzheiweiyangzihegangcaidesongyuroubiqilaichalebushao，danshibuguanshishencaihaishirongmao，yesuandeshangbashifendemeinvle。
yeyunfandiaozhengleyixiahuxi，jianggangcaidegangahenhendeyajinlenaozilidezuishenchu，lianshangzaiciluchulelimaodeweixiao，kuaibuzoudaozhuoziqianshuodao：
“buhaoyisi，gangcailushangyoudianshiwochidaole。woshiyeyunfan，nishilitingtingba？”
zheilitingtingkanleyiyanshouwanshangdeshoubiao，lengbingbingdeshuodao：
“ganqingnihaizhidaoshijian？niyijingchidaolekuaiershifenzhongle，diyicijianmianjiuchidao，nixinlihaiyoumeiyouren！”
suiranzheiguniangdetaidurangrenyouxiebushuang，danshizheijianshidequeshiyeyunfandewenti，suoyiyeyunfanjiangxintoudehuowangxiayaleya，lianmangzaicidaoqian：
“zhenduibuqi，gangcaizhenshitu**kuang，woyihouyidinghuizhuyide！”
litingtinglenghengyisheng，yi**zhongzhongzuodaoleyizishang，lengbingbingdeshuodao：
“shuoba，nishenmetiaojian？jialishenmetiaojian？”
kanzheyanqianyilianchoupidelitingting，yeyunfanzhenxiangzhuanshenjiuzou。
keshixiangdaolezijishifudezhutuo，yeyunfanyaozhehoucaoyazuozailelitingtingduimianshuodao：
“wojiaoyeyunfan，jinnianershibasui，muqianmeiyougongzuo，fuqinzaowang，zaijiangchengzhiyouyigeguguhaihuozhe。jialimeiche，youyitaolaofangzi。”
litingtingxieyankanleyiyanyeyunfan，lianshangluchulebuxiedebiaoqing：
“nijinnianershibale，meiyounianrubaiwanwojiubushuole，liangongzuodoumeiyou，haiyoulianchulaixiangqin？zenmedasuanrangwoheniyiqihexibeifengme？”
“我...”
yeyunfangangxiangjieshi，ranerduimiandelitingtingsihaomeiyoujiyeyunfanjieshidejihui，jixushuodao：
“jiunizheitiaojian，nijuedenageguniangyuanyijiajini？”
“jiunizheitiaojian，yepeishuozijiyoushilaiwanle？”
“jiunizheitiaojian，yehaoyisichulaixiangqin？”
“napanizhangdeshuaidianyesuan，haodainengkaozhexiaobailianhunkoufanchi。”
“keshinikankannizheishendaban，youtuyouxiao，haizheimezixin，shisheijinideyongqichulaixiangqinde，liangjingrume？”
“meixiangdaozheigeyuediyicixiangqin，jiuyudaolenizheiyangdejipinxiatoupuxinnan，zhenexin！pei！”
啪！
litingtingyidianyouyudoumeiyou，jiangzijishenqiandeyibeibingmeishikafeipodaoleyeyunfanlianshang。
yeyunfanmeixiangdaolitingtinghuilaizheimeyishou，yishizhijianduoshanbuji，beipoleyigejiejieshishi，lengdedaleyigejiling！
“jiunizheiyangdechoudiaosi，bieshuowozheiyangderenle，jiuliancunlideguniangyekanbushangni！”
“ershibasuiyoushouhaoxian，haimeiyouyisishijianguannian，nizheibeizijiuzheiyangle！”
“laihamaxiangchitianerou，zhentimuhuiqi！”
litingtingyibanaqizaojiushoushihaoledebao，touyemeihuidelikaile！
kanzhelitingtinglikaidebeiying，yeyunfanzhenxiangyibajiangtalazhu，taochujigeyidezichan，haohaodedadatadelian！
ranermuqiandeziji，dequeshishenwufenwen，zaijiakenlao。
youyuzijizaozaojiushangshanheshifuxuexile，zijiliangedazhuanwenpingdoumeiyou，jiusuanzhaogongzuo，younengzhaodaoshenmeyangdehaogongzuoni？
renjiashuodeyouyoushenmecuo？
tazhenbuzhidaozijideshifujizijianpaizheimeyichangziquqirudexiangqinyoushenmeyiyi，yeyunfanzhangtanyisheng，momodexiangkafeidianwaizouqu。
“先生，等一下！”
yeyunfanshenhouchuanlaiyishengguniangdeshengyin，yeyunfanlengleyixia，niutoukanqu。
yigefuwuyuanshounazheyigebianxiepopaoleguolaishuodao：“xiansheng，gangcaininneiyizhuohaimeiyoufuqian，qingwennishixianjinhaishisaoma？”
“扫码？”
yeyunfanlengleyixia，shanshangshierniandeshenghuorangtahexianshishijieyouxietuoguile，tacongmeijiechuguoshenmesaomazhifu。
buguoweilebuluqie，yeyunfanxiaozheshuodao：“saomawomeidaidongxi，xianjinba。”
“东西？”
fuwuyuanlengleyixia，suihouweixiaoshuodao：“hao，gangcaineiweixiaojiedianleyibeimeishikafei，yigongsishibakuaiqian。”
“si...shi...ba...kuai？”
yeyunfantingdaojiagehouyizhenrouteng，zheikafeilishiyoujinzihaishiyouyinzia，zenmezheimegui！
fuwuyuanjiangzhangdandijiyeyunfanshuodao：“dui，womendoushimingmabiaojiade，zheishizhangdan。”