第1章
jiuyuedetianqishifenyanre，yiliangkaiwangsongzhoushidezhangtuliechezhengzaitieguishangjichi。
chexiangnei，xuwanxixiumeiqingcu，yingtaoxiaozuiweiweijueqi，haokandexingmouzhizhongmanshiyumendeshense。
“zhenshide，zheichouxiaoziyijingkaozairenjiajianbangshangshuileyigezhongtoule，daodishenmeshihouxinglaima！”xuwanxijuezhexiaozui，duikaozaizijijianshangshushuideqingnianxiaoshengbaoyuandao。
suishuotajianbangyijingyouxiefama，danzheiqingniankanshangquhenpijuan，zaijiashangtashuiyanyetingshuaide，suoyixuwanxijiumeirenxinjiaoxingta。
huran，zhijianshuimengzhongdeqingnianhuxijicuqilai，zhenggerendoukaishibengjin！
“tianna！zheichouxiaozibuhuishizaizuomengba！”
zheixiaxuwanxizhongyushirenbuzhule！
yibajiangqingniandeshoudakai，xuwanxinushengdao：“hundan！kuaijiwoxinglai！”
qingnianmingjiaosufan，beixuwanxiyonglituikaihou，zhongyushiweiweizhengkailexingzhongdemouzi。
shuiyanmenglongdedalianglexuwanxiyihuier，sufanmanshichayidedao：“ei？erya！”
xuwanxiganshoudaolesufandemuguang，shuangmouhanshadehenhendao：“xiaohundan，nihaizaishuomenghuani？sheishierya？zhengdanideyanjingkanqingchu！”
sufanroulerouyanjing，shixianzhuanxiangxuwanxideqiaolian，suihouqianyiyixiao：“buhaoyisi，banikanchengwojianainiueryale。”
噗！
xuwanxichadianmeibeiyikoulaoxuejiqiangsi，baotiaoruleidao：“nicaishinainiu！niquanjiadoushinainiu！”houwanzhihouzhuanguotouqu，dasuanbuzaidalizheigetaorenyandexiaoqingnian。
kesufanyanshenqueyijiushizaibuduandesaoshizheta，jiuzaixuwanxiyouyaofanuzhiji，sufanhurankaikou：
“meinv，buchuwosuoliaodehua，nimashangjiuhuiyouxueguangzhizai。”
xuwanxixinlineigeqia！
“nizheigexiaohundan！juranhaizuzhouwoyouxueguang……ya！”
huayinweiluo，xuwanxihuranjinghuyisheng。suihoumeitoutongkudeningchengyituan，shuangshouwuzhuzijixiaofu，zhenggeliansedoubiandeyipianshabai！
“kan，nidayimazheibujiulailema，womeipianniba？”
zheijiahuo，yuanlaishuodexueguangzhizaijiushizheige。keshi，tashizenmesuanchuzijihuilaiqinqideni？
sufanjianxuwanxiyaguanjinya，ejiaoshangyousisilenghantangxia，dangjizhenduandao：
“nizheishiyinweizhangqizuoxishijianbuguilvdaozhijingqiwenluan，jiashangtineipianhansuoyicaihuidaozhitongjing，buguowokeyibangnihuanjiezhengzhuang。”
xuwanxitengdexiaozuichouzheliangqi，tingdaosufandehuahouzhenglezheng，piaoliangdemouzizhongmanshichayi。
zheijiahuogenyishengshuodejuranfenhaobucha！
“niyaozenmebangwohuanjie？”
suishuogenyigedananshengshuozheizhongshiqingrangtahenjiongpo，danxiaofuchuanlaideyizhenzhensiliebantengtong，rangdexuwanxigubulezheimeduole。
sufanxiaolexiao，dao：“yongzheige！”
shuowan，shenchulezijidedashou，soudeyixia，xiangyizhenfengban，jingshizhijiejiangxuwanxideshangyixianqiyixiaokuai，guangjieruyudexiaofuyixiazijiululechulai。
“呀！臭流氓！”
zheituruqilaideyixiarangdexuwanxicubujifang，dunshijinghuchusheng。
kehuayincaigangluo，sufangengshijianglingyizhishouyechaozhetadexiaofutieleshangqu！
lianyixingdeshoudoumeiqianguodexuwanxi，zaiganshoudaosufanshouzhangwendudeyishunjian，tiaojianfanshebandehunshenyizhan。
“chouliumang，niqifuwo……wuwu。”
xuwanxijiweiquyouhaipa，benlaishentijiubushufu，haiyaobeizheigexiaohundanqingbo，yixiaziyanleijiuyilechulai。
“chouliumang？xiaoniu，nizheikeshizaiwumiewole！wochouma？yidianyebuchoua！”
sufanyibenzhengjingdeshuozhe，dantiezhexuwanxixiaofudeshou，queshifeikuaidedongleqilai。
suizheshouzhidewudong，yisisirouyanbukechajuedejingchunnengliang，zhengchaozhexuwanxidetineiyongqu。
“你……小流氓！”
“还敢污蔑我？！”
“不要脸！”
xuwanxiyouqiyouxiudejixumadao，gangxiangyaotuikaisufandeshouzhang，quefaxianxiaofubiandenuannuande，siliedetengtongyejianqinglebushao。
jianjiandi，xuwanxijibuzhengzhayebujiaomale，fanershibishangleshuangyan，fangfohenshouyongdeyangzi。
jianxuwanxiyanmouweibi，lianshangdecangbaiyeyijingbeihongrunsuotidai，sufanzhidaobingqingyijinghuanjie，dangjibianjiangfangzaitaxiaofushangdeshouchoukaile。
“嗯？”
ganjuedaowenrexiaoshi，xuwanxiqingngleyisheng，jingshiyouxieyiyouweijindeganjue。
faxianzijishitaihou，xuwanxiyizhangqiaolianrutongshutoudeyingtaoyiban，ganmangshicongbeibaolifanchuyipianyimajin，taomingsidewangxishoujianpaoqu。
piankehou，xuwanxihuidaolezuoweishang，juezhexiaozuiduisufanpaoquyigebaiyan，aojiaodeshuodao：
“xiaohundan，wojiaoxuwanxi，bieyiweinibangwozhibingwojiuhuiganxienio！”
cishitadelianshangzhengyoudiandianliangshuidiluo，tonghongdelianjiayezhengchanglexuduo，xianranshigangcaizaixishoujianyonglengshuixilebalian。
“birensufan，xiexiejiubuyongle。”sufanxiaozheziwojieshaodao。
“你……哼！”
xuwanxiqiaolianyihongzhuanguotouqu，zheigexiaohundanmingmingxindihenhao，weishenmeshuohuajiuzheimetaoyanni？
“duile，nidebingqingzhishibeizanshiyazhizhu，xiangyaozhiyudehuahaixuyaojigeliaochengdezhiliao。”jiuzaixuwanxihusiluanxiangzhiji，sufanchushengdao。
“a？neizenmeban？”xuwanxiyizheng，kuzhexiaolianwendao。
neizhongtongjianzhishisixinliefei，tazhenshiyicidoubuxiangzaichangshile。
“meiguosangeyuejiwozhiliaoyici。lianxuzhiliaoyinian。”sufanxiangshishetoudajieyiban，shuodao。
“xiaoliumangjiuxiangzhezhanrenjiabianyi……nishichushanlaisongzhoudangyishengdema？”
jiansufanchuanzheyishencubumayi，xianranshicongdashanlizouchulaide。jiashangyishuzheimegaochao，suoyixuwanxituicetashiqusongzhoumoushengde。
“bu，woshifenghunyuequzhaowolaopode。”
sufanpielepiezui，xiangqishifucengshuo，yaoxiangzhidaozijideshenshizhimi，jiubixuyaozhaozhifuweihundelinyatou。
suiransufanyouxiechayizheizhonghaowuluojidecaozuo，haozaineilinyatouzhangdemingmouhaochide，shigebuzhebukoudedameiren，sufanbianyexinranjieshoule。
“婚约？老婆？”
xuwanxiyileng，xinzhongmomingdeyoudianxiaoxiaodeshiluo，buzhiweihe，jingshishengshangleyizhongjiaoliangdexinli，wendao：“tashibushizhangdehenpiaoliang？”
sufanwenyan，suishoucongbeibaolinachuyizhangzhaopiandijilexuwanxi，“zheishitadezhaopian。”
xuwanxidingjingyikan，jinjiezhequeshilengleleng，suihou——“pu！！niquedingtashinilaopo？”
“shia，zhangdebucuoba？”
sufanlisuodangrandao，jiusuanzijilaopohenpiaoliang，niyebuzhiyukandaopenkoushuiba！
“hahahaha，yuanlainihaozheikou！”kexuwanxiqueshihurandaxiaoleqilai，rangdesufanyizhenfeiyisuosi。
“shenmeqingkuang？”sufannamendenaqizhaopianyikan。
sufanxinzhongyumen，kaishirenzhendezaibeibaolifanleqilai。
“wolaopodezhaopianni？！”
zaibeibaolifanlehaobantian，sufanzhongyushizhaodaolezijilaopodezhaopian，zaicidijilexuwanxi。
“zhei……zheibushiqingchengguojidedazongcai，linyanranma？！”xuwanxikandaozhaopianshangdejuemeinvrenhou，dunshishimanlianbukezhixindejinghudao。
“ng？nirenshiwolaopo？”sufanyileng，wendao。
“hezhishirenshi……zaishuo，zhenggesongzhouyouyousheiburenshi‘diyimeinvzongcai’linyanran？”
sufanyouxiechijing，yuanlaizijilaopozheimeyouminga。
“nizheigexiaohundan，juranganchuiniushuolinyanranshinilaopo。hengheng，luxianleba！”xuwanxiyiliandeyidexiaodao。
linyanrankebuzhishisongzhoudiyimeinvzongcai，gengshiyuzijiyiqizhangdadehaoguimi！tayoumeiyoulaogong，nandaozijihaibuqingchu？