第3章
wenyan，zhangfanlimadaduanzhunbeishizhendeyeshenyi，“laotou，nihaohaobabamai，zaishijiuyebuchi！”
tuwudehezhiyinqizhongrendezhuyi。
gengshiraoleyeshenyishizhendexinjing，taniutounuchidao：“chouxiaozi，sheirangnizaicijiaorang，xianxieniangchengdacuo！”
“酿成大错？”
zhangfanqinghengyisheng：“molaoyeziqixuexufu，bingfeizaoxue，ershixinmaishuaibaisuozhi。nizhikandaobiaoxiang，bianshanyonghuoxuezhenfa，zhudingzaochengxinmaichaofuhe，zheicaishidacuo！”
“你在教我做事？”
yeshenyimanlianyinchen，chizedao：“laoxiuxingyishushizai，congweiwuzhen，nibuguoyuanguanjiuwangxiaduanyan，mobushijuedelaoxiujiburuni？”
“yeshenyi，xiaoxiaoqi，biehezheitubaoziyibanjianshi。”
moshangwulianmangshangqianshuohe，youzhizhezhangfannumadao：“tubaozi，biezaizheifadian！yeshenyiguiweijiangchengdiyishenyi，jiurenwushu！nisapaoniaozhaozhaoziji，nisuanshenmedongxi，yeganshuosandaosi！”
moruyueyeqiaolianweihan，lengshengdao：“zhangfan，nibushuohuameirendangnishiyaba！”
zhangfanbingbunao，tanletanshoudao：“wofengshimingxiashan，zhihaomolaoshidiyiwei。chouhuashuozaiqianmian，nimenshanziqingrenzhibing，yaoshichulechazi......”
“bishangnidewuyazui！”
moshangwulishengdaduan：“jiwogunchuqu！”
“且慢！”
yeshenyilvlelvhuxu，dao：“jirantaxinbuguolaoxiu，neibianrangtahaohaoqiaoqiao，laoxiushiruhemiaoshouhuichunde！”
“yehao，jiurangzheitubaozijianshijianshi！”
moshangwudengzhezhangfan，xinliquezaiqiexi。
zhangfanjinuyeshenyi，yeshenyikendingnengyongchushierfenqili。
mosihaidebingkendingnengshuidaoquchengdezhihao！
zhijianyeshenyizhongxinshizhen，yijiushihuoxuezhenfa。
sudubukuai，queguizaichenwen，meiyizhenluodefenhaobucha，kejianjibengong。
yitaohuoxuezhenfaxingyunliushuideshizhanwanbi。
“噗！”
mosihaipenchuyikouyujiedeheixue，yuanbencangbaideliansefuxianyimohongrun。
“我滴老天爷啊！”
“bukuishiyeshenyi，zhendaobingchu！”
“zheimekuaijiujianxiaole，kejianyeshenyideyishulede，buxiangmougetiaoliangxiaochou！”
mojiasanxiongmeijidongbuyi，sihaobulinsezanmeizhici。
yeshenyizhishidandanyixiao，xingyishushizai，tayijingtingguanzheixieshengzanle。
niutoukanxiangzhangfan，yeshenyidandanwendao：“shishishengyuxiongbian，nihainengjidanlitiaochushenmegutou？”
“yeshenyi，zheitubaozibuguohuazhongquchong，hexuyutazhiqi。”moshangwulenghengyisheng，yanzhongchongmanbiyi。
zhangfanbingweifanbo，zhishikanzheshoubiao，daoshuzhe。
“十！”
“九！”
“八！”
“......”
这土包子失心疯了？
zheigeshihoushushuganshenme？
jisuanduojiuhuibeiganchumojiama？
ranersuizhezhangfanshudao“yi”。
“噗！”
bingchuangshangdemosihaizaidupenchuyidakouheixue。
gangganghongrundelianseyanranbianchengzhuganse，suishidouyaochengbaoside。
moshangwudunshihuangleshen，lianmangqiujiudao：“yeshenyi，ninkuaijiujiuwojialaoyezia！”
“交给我！”
yeshenyishenshouhaomai，lianshangdedandingziruoshunxibeijinghuangtidai。
怎么会这样？
tanengganshoudaomosihaidexinzangpengboyoulidetiaodong，keguoyukuaile。
yijinggaodameifenzhongyibaibashici，haiyoushangshengqushi。
yiqiezhengruzhangfansuoyan，xinzangyaochaofuhele！
cusizhishishijiandewenti。
zhenzhenwuliganshideyeshenyitanzuozaidi。
congjinguohou，bujinjiangchengzaiwuyeshenyi，haiyintadewuzhenduoleyitiaoyuanming。
shitazifucaidaozhizheiyiqie。
ruoshizaodiantingzhangfandequangao，yebuhuifashengzheizhongshiqinga！
等等！
yeshenyiniutoukanxiangdandingziruodezhangfan，juewangdeyanzhongzhongxianfuxianyimoxiyi。
taganmangpaqichongdaozhangfandemianqian，qiuzhudao：“xiaoyou，laofanninchushoujiuzhimolaoyezi！”
什么？
yeshenyijingranxiangzhangfanqiuzhu。
mojiarenmudengkoudai，zhenjingdaoshuobuchubanjuhua。
zhangfanheheyixiao：“yeshenyiyishulede，wobuguotiaoliangxiaochou，hexuzaihuazhongquchongni？”
“这......”
tingdaozhangfandehua，yeshenyilaolianyihong：“shiwoyilaomailao，wangzifeibole。nijiranliaodaozheiyiqie，xiangbiyoujiuzhizhifa。renmingguantian，haiqingxiaoyougaotaiguishou，binghuanshiwugudea！guohou，woyuanfujingqingzui！”
zhangfanmeixiangdaoyeshenyiruciyide，daoshichuhutadeyiliao。
buguojiusuanyeshenyibushuoqing，zhangfanyebuhuiyanzhengzhengkanzhemosihaisidiao。
fouze，tameifaheshifujiaocha。
“xiaotaozi，baituonile！”
zhangfanxinnianyishenghou，jiangshentidekongzhiquanzanqiejiaojixiaotaozi。
zhijianxiaotaozishouzhifanfei，jiumeiyinzhentongshiluoxia。
轰！
yeshenyizhijuedanaohongming。
他看到了什么？
yilianjiuzhen，zheishizuijizhidejiuzhuanxuanzhen！
yeshenyiqiongjinyisheng，zhizaigujizhongtingwenguo，quecongweiqinyansuojian。
jiuzhuanxuanzhen，youzhehuosirenroubaiguzhineng。
zhiyaoyixishangcun，jiunengjiangrenjiuhuo！
zheiyike，zhiyoushenweiyishengdeyeshenyi，caimingbaizhangfandecaozuoyouduolipu。
wanquanshiyishenfuti，fouzejuebuhuichanshengcibanshenji！
dangran，zheihuameibeizhangfanzhixiao。
burantakendingxiaodeqianyanghouhe。
这哪是医神附体？
qiaqiaxiangfan，shiguishangshen......