第2章
dangkandaolairen，zhuwanqiuyishijianlengzhule，suijijiushizhibuzhudeluolei。
tadenglezheigenanren，zhengzhengsinian！
kanzhehunshenlangbeidezhuwanqiu，jiangwenlongdeneixinbaibannanshou，zizezhiyiyongshangxintou，bahuangmaotuikai，jiangtafuqilai，lianshangdaizhewujindeqianyi：“wanqiu，duibuqi，zheixienianrangnishoukule...”
zhuwanqiuyankuangzaoyibeileishuifugai，yongshoucadiaoleishuijimangdao：“bieshuozheixiele，tamenyaobawomaiquguowai，nikuaidainverzou，bunengrangtashouku！”
tazuixintengde，haishizijidenver。
“fangxin，youwozai，sheidoubunengdongnibangenhaomao！”
jiangwenlongzhanleqilai，lenglengdekanzhelonggehehuangmao，yanzhong，sushazhiqihaowuyanshi！
tadeqinv，jiuruhuanggonggongzhuyibanzungui，lianggeliumangdanganxiedu，dangzhu！
shashijian，longgehehuangmaobuhanerli，zheigeyanshen，jiugensishenyiyang，buguo....
终究是个废物罢了！
longgebuxieyixiao，shangxiadalianglejiangwenlongyiyan，lenghengdao：“wodangshisheini，yuanlaishinizheifeiwua，zheimejizheguolai，zhunbeijiannilaopozuihouyimian？”
sinianqian，neigenaodemanshijiezhidejiangjiaqizifeiwu，sheirenbuzhi？sheirenbuxiao？
huangmaoyedaxiaoqilai：“woketingshuole，zheifeiwuqudangbing，zenmejintianhuilai，haishiyifuqiongsuanyang，kanlaidangbingyemeigaibianjiangwenlongfeiwudeshishia，hahaha。”
liangrendaxiaoqilai，bajiangwenlongbiandeyifenbuzhi，yanzhongdexixuezhise，fangfobajiangwenlongdangchenglexiaochou。
raner，mianduizheibanchaofeng，jiangwenlongshierbujian，zhishimorandeshuodao：“woshibushifeiwu，dengnimensideneiyike，jiuzhidaole。”
“你再说一遍！”
龙哥黄毛顿时怒了！
tayanluozuzhichengyuan，heshilundedaoyigefeiwuweixieziji，jianzhiqiyoucili！
longgeshengqilingrendezhizhejiangwenlongdama：“feiwudongxi，nidangnishei，laozikeshiyanluozuzhidechengyuan，nongsinigenwanyiyang！”
“xianzai，wojinigejihui，guixialaijiwoketoudaoqian，buran，wonongsinixinbuxin！”
huangmaoturanshuodao：“longge，zheiyangyetaibianyitale，womenyaobatashoujiaodaduan，ranhou，rangtalaopokankanzheigefeiwudeluopoyangzi。”
此话一出…哈哈哈！
“没错。”
longgeyilianweisuo，kanzhejiangwenlongxieedao：“xingjiangdefeiwu，tingdaoleba，nilaopobuguoshiwosuiyichuzhiderenzhi，ruguonikenguixia，wokeyikaolvyihuijiniyigetongkuai！”
zheihua，jianzhijiushichiguoguodechiru，sihujiangjiangwenlonghezhuwanqiuanpaidemingmingbaibai。
“nidezui，haizhenchoua！”
jiangwenlongshenqingmoran，danyanshen，quelingrenzhuomobutou！
“龙五，掌嘴！”
“是！”
buzhiheshi，yiweishencaikuiwudenanrenchuxianzaijiangwenlongshenhou，tajirougaogaogongqi，fangfoyizuoyidongdexiaoshan！
yichuxian，jiujirenyiguweiyazhiqi！
“danganwurujiaoguan，dandawangwei！”
longwuyishenglihe，yizhishouqiazhelonggedebozidanshoutiqilai，lingyizhishou，laihuideshantabazhang。
一巴掌！
两巴掌！
三巴掌！
bazhangshenghuidangzaisizhou，mianmianbujue。
zailongwuxinli，jiangwenlongjiurushenshengyibandecunzai，burongyourenherenxiedu。
erququyanluozuzhidechengyuan，yeganrucibujing，jianzhishihuodebunaifanle！
啪啪啪！
shijigebazhangxiaqu，longgezuilideyachiquanbudiaoguang，jiulianlianjiadoupizhanroukai，xianxuezhiliu！
“到你了黄毛！”
龙五咧嘴一笑。
huangmaoshunjianshuangtuiyiruan，lianmangdahan：“ni...nibiedongshoua，fouzewoshaniquanjiaxinbuxin！”
“聒噪！”
longwubalonggesuishoushuaifei，youzhuazhehuangmaotiqilai，lianxushanshijierguang。
xiachang，genlonggeruchuyizhe！
zuowanzheiyiqie，jiangwenlongtabuzouqu，yijiaocaizaiduifanglianshang，jugaolinxiadeshuodao：“shuoba，shisheirangnimenzheimezuode。”
“wopei，nixiuxiangzhidao，wogaosuni，niwandan！”
longgeshuangmufahong，neishijierguang，jianzhijiushichiru，kanxiangjiangwenlongdeyanshen，jihuyaojiangtashengsileyiyang！
“gandawo，nimensidingle，feiwudongxi，woyaorangnishengburusi，woyaonizhidaodezuiwodexiachang！”
longgehehuangmaocongdishangpaqilai，kanxiangyejunlindeyanshen，zhengningwubi。
“suoyouren，quanbuchulai！”
huayinluoxia，50duogehunhunshoulinazheguanzhidaojuchonglechulai，jiangjiangwenlonghelongwujiweizhe，hushidandan！
longgeshunjianyoulediqi，angtoudezhangkuangdaxiao：“feiwudongxipaleba，nimennengdayouzenyang，dadeguo50duogerenma？tamenyadounengyasini！”
jianjiangwenlongmeishuowan，liangrenxiaodegenzhangkuangdele。
dan，tamenmeifaxian，zhouweidewendujiangdaolebingdian！
“buyao，wenlong，nikuaipao！”
longzibianshangdezhuwanqiubaozheniannian，lianjiashangjinshileihen，chongzhejiangwenlongdahan：“nibushitamendeduishou，kuaipao，bieguanwole，banianniandaizou！”
tingdaozheihua，jiangwenlongneixinyizhan，yiguwubiandezizeyouxinerqi。
tarongmasinian，duideqiquanguobaixing，danweiyiduibuqide，jiushizijiqizi！
jiangwenlongrenzhendao：“wanqiu，fangxinba，zheixienianrangnishouku，wohuiyiyimibuhuilai！”
zhuwanqiuzhishibutingdeyaozhetou，lianjiashangjinshileihen：“nigenbenbushitamendeduishou，kuaizoua，bieshuozheixieshahuale！”
“zou？zheifeiwuzoudediaoma！”
longgelianshangjinshideyinchendexiaorong：“haizhenshishanqingni，danyounengzenyang，gaisidehaidesi，gaibeiwowande，yetaobudiao！”
“nihaoxiang，henyouzixin？”
jiangwenlongzhuantoukanxiangta，lianshang，feidanwuju，fanermoshizheqianfang：“jiupingzheiwushiren？niyeyouyongqigenwojiaoxiao？”
tatangtanglongweizhanshen，bufeichuihuizhilijiunengrangshiwandijunchengfu，wushigexiaobiesan，jiangwenlongshenzhibuxieyudongshou。
嗯？
longgetiaoletiaomei，shuangshouzhangkai，kanzhezhouweidewushigehunhun，tataiqixiaba，miansejuaodao：“nishuodemeicuo，zheiwushigerenjiushiwozixindeziben，jiangwenlong，nibiezaizhuangle，wozhidaonixinlihenhaipa，niyaoshinengxiangtiaogouyiyanglaiqiuwo，wohuirangnisigetongkuai！”
呵呵…
jiangwenlongxiaole，haobuzaiyideyaoleyaotou：“yibanganzheimeduiwoshuohuade，fentoucaodousanmigaole。”
“yaobirenduoshiba，neinikankanzheige！”
huayinluoxia，da！da！da！
zhengqidetabushengyingshengerqi，dibanfangfodougenzhezhendongle。
longgehehuangmaoxinzhongyigegedeng，yigubumiaodeyuganshunjianyongshangxintou，lianmangzhuantoukanqu。
zhiyiyan，liangrenhunshenzhandou！
yiqianmingquanfuwuzhuangdezhanshishoukangjingzhunzidongbuqiangchonglejinlai，heiqiqidedongkou，duizhunleyanluozuzhisuoyouchengyuan！
feiqigongchangliliwaiwai，quanquanbeibaowei！