贞观五年，大明宫。
“dajie，erjie，niliangkuailaiya。”yigezhinendeshengyinxiangqi。
zhijianyiweifendiaoyuzhuodexiaonvhaipaoleguolai，shenchuanyijianhongsederuqun，toushangshuzhelianggekeaidefaji，yishuangdayanjingqingchemingliang，wanruliangkebaoshi，xiaoqilaihaiyoulianggeqianqiandejiuwo，rangrenkanlexinshengxiai。
tayibianshuozheyibianxiangzheyichuhuangliangdegongdianzouqu。shenhouhaigenzheliangweiyidayixiaohetayiyangchuanzhedenvhaishouqianshoumanmandezouleguolai。
“xiaosizi，nimandian，bieshuaizhele。”zhijiannianzhangyidiandeshaonvshuodao。
bingjiakuaileyidianjiaobu，qianshanglexiaosizideshou。
yuanlaishizhanglegongzhuhejinyanggongzhuyijichengyanggongzhusangerenzaidaminggongliyouwan。
xiaosizishenglaitiruoduobing，qianyiduanshijiandeledianxiaoganmao，zheiliangtianhaoburongyiquanyule。
haodongdexingzhiyouqilaile。
haiyifuxiaodarendemoyangshuo，“wowozaiqingongtaijiule，woxiangchuquwan”。
yikaishi，zhangsunhuanghouhelishiminyiweitayaochugong。heleyitiao，yiweiyouneigegongnvzaisizierbianshuoshenmebugaishuodehua。
chadianjiuranggongnvmen，yiqiquhuangquanlushangkaihuile。
haihao，lilizhiwenleyiju，“sizixiangquneiliwanya。”
xiaosizihuidao“jiushineige，siziqingongpangbiandefangzi，sizihaimeijinqukanguoni。”
tingwanxiaosizizheiyangyishuo，zhangsunhuanghouhelishiminshunjianjiupingjinglexialai。
xiaosizijiweitieshengongnvmeilaiyoudedouleyixia。
yuanlaixiaosizi，yinweishentiyuanyinjiashangnianjitaixiao。suoyiqudedifangyejiuzijiqingong，lizhengdianheneijiweiaxiongajiedeqingong。
yizhiyu，rangxiaosiziduiqitadifangchongmanhaoqi。
“neihao，dengmingtianjiaoniajiedainiquneikankanhaobuhaoya”。zhangsunhuanghouwenroudeduizheixiaosizishuodao。
“haoya，haoyahaiyaojiaoshangerjie”，xiaosizipaizheshoushouwuzudaodeshuo。
“haohaohao，zaijiaoshangchengyang，danshisiziyaotingjiejiedehua，bunengshuaizhele”，lishiminkanzhexinggaocailiedexiaosizidingzhuzhe。
diertianyizao，xiaosizijiuqichuang。chiwanzaocanhoujiuzuozaiqingongmenkou。
ranhouqiaoshouyipandewangzheqingongwai，dengzhelilizhihechengyanggongzhudedaolai。
dengleyihuier，lilizhidaizhechengyanggongzhulaidaoxiaosiziqingong。
“dajie，erjienimenzhongyulaila，sizidoudengnimenhaojiula”，xiaosizikuaisudexiangchengyanggongzhupaoqu，lianggerenlailegedadadeyongbao。
ranhoukaixindexixihahadexiaoleqilai。
“xianzaiwomenjiukaishiyouwanba！sizinilaidailu”，lilizhikanzhelianggemeimeiyongbaozhezhuanquanquan。
xiaosizizhizheiyigefangxiangshuo“dajieerjie，womenzou”。
yushihu，zaixiaogongzhudedailingxia，kaishilexiaosizirenzhizhongdewaimiankaishiyouwan。
zhenguanchunian，zheiyiduanshijian。datangneiyouwaihuandeshitaiduo，suishuoshizhuzaihuanggonglidanhuanggongyenianjiushixiu，bingbushimeiyichudifangdouzhuren。
shideyoujichudifangdouchongmanzhepobaideganjue。budanyoujichuyouyudaotabunengqu，nengqudedifangyezhangzhecao。
haihao，zaizuotianxiaosizishuowan，zhangsunhuanghoupairenqudasaoleyixia。
fouzekendingbutongyixiaosizixianzai，zaihuangcaozhongdaochuzhuazheimazhawan。
xiaosizinianjixiaochengyanggongzhunianjiyebuda，lianggerenzaicaodishangwanzheizhuamazhadeyouxiyechongmanzhehuankuai。
xixihahadexiaoshengbuduan。
lilizhikanzhezheipobaidegongdian，yetihuidaozijiayeheaniangdeburongyi。zhengdangtaduicichongmansixushi。
beiliangweixiaogongzhudexiaosisheng，congyouyudesixuzhonglalehuilai，yeluchuxinweixiaorong。
suishuoxianzai，datangburongyidanzaiayeheaniangdenulixiayezaimanmanbianhao。zijixianzaizhiyaokanzhemeimeipingpinganan，jianjiankangkangdezhangdayeshiweianiangfenyou。
xiangzhe，bianxiangxiaogongzhuzouqu“sizichengyang，womenyaozhunbeihuiqule，mashangyaochiwucanle”。
“wa，ajieyourourouma？”xiaosiziluchukaixindexiaorong。
“dangranyousizizuixihuanderouroula，haiyouroutange”，lilizhimozhexiaosizidetou。
bingbaxiaosizihechengyanglianggerenshenshangzhandaodexiaocaojipaidiao。
jiuzaililizhiyiweixiaosizitongyixianzaihuiqingongshi。
xiaosizituranzhizheyishanjinbidemen，“nawomenkanwanzheigefangjianjiuhuiqu，haobuhaoya”。
“haoa，kanwanjiuyaohuique”，chengyanggongzhuyeduizheimenliyoushenmedongxihaoqizhe。
lilizhixinxiangdouwanleneimejiu，yebuchazheiyigeyushijiuqianzhexiaosizihechengyangdeshouzouqumenqian。
jiuzaixiaosizihechengyanggongzhutuikaimendeyichanei，turanliangqileyidaohuangsedeguangmang。
danghuangseguangmangxiaoshihou，sanweigongzhudoubujianle。
zheishi，gensuizaisanweigongzhushenbiandegongnvlianmanggenshangqu，faxiantuikaimenbingmeiyoukandaosanweigongzhudeshenying。
“niqunazhao，niqunazhao，doujiwozhaozixiyidian”，zuoweizhanglegongzhudetieshengongnvcaiyun。limabagongzuoanpaixiaqu。
zaizhaolejiquandoumeiyouzhaodaosanweigongzhu，caiyunzhidaozheibushizijinengchulideshiqing，limaganqulizhengdian。
“niangniang，caiyunqiujian”，zhangsunhuanghoudetieshengongnvanyaduizhangsunhuanghoudao。
“kendingshixiaosizibutinghua，rangtajinlaiba”，zhangsunhuanghoushuozhe。
“niangniang，sanweigongzhubujianle”，caiyunjinlailimaguidaozaidishangdao。
“nishuoshenme，sanweigongzhubujianle”，zhangsunhuanghouhuangluandexunwen。
“niangniang，sanweigongzhuzaituikaiyishanmenhou，turanchuxianleyidaohuangseciyandeguangmang，dangguangmangxiaoshihou，womenliliwaiwaiduigongdianzhaolejishibiandoumeizhaodaosanweigongzhu”，caiyunkuaisudemiaoshuleyixiadaoshidechangjing。
“anya，nikuaiqutongzhihuangshang，nikuaidaiwoqugongzhuxiaoshidedifang”，shuowenzhangsunhuanghoukuaisudexiangdianwaizouqu。
“bixia，anyaqiujian”，wuyangonggongduizhezhengzaipiyuezouzhangdelishiminhuibaozhe。
“nigentashuowozhongwujiuzaiganludianchi，suanlerangtajinlaiba”，lishiminshenlegelanyaohuifuzhei。
“bixia，sanweigongzhubujianle，niangniangxianzaizhengzaiganwanggongzhuxiaoshidedifang”，anyajinlaiguidaozaidadianshang。
“shenme，sanweigongzhuxiaoshi，wushelimadiaoquyuqianshiweifengsuohuanggong，kuaiqutongzhichengfang，xianzaizhanganchengzhixujinbuxuqu，nikuaidaiwoqugongzhuxiaoshidedifang”，tingwanlishiminbaonu，limaanpailefanghucuoshi。
danglishimingandaoshi，zhangsunhuanghouliushenwuzhudekanzhegongzhuxiaoshidedifangfadai。
“guanyinbi，renzhaodaolema？”lishiminxiangzhezhangsunhuanghouxunwen。
“erlang，sizichengyanghelizhidoubujianle，zenmebana”，zhangsunhuanghoukandaolishiminlaile，qiangrendeleishuihaishiliulechulai。
“guanyinbi，nixianbieji，sizitamenhuimeishide，niyouqijixianwendingyixiaqingxu。
haimeizhaodaosanweigongzhudezongjima？”lishiminyibiananweizhezhangsunhuanghouyibianduigongnvmenxunwen。