第五章扫地出门
“xingqinde，nishenmeyisi！”
shixiaofuhunshenzhandou，yizhangqiaolianbeiqinfengdetaiduqidetonghong。
qinfengwunaidetanshou，biaoshimeixiangdaozheisuoweidejianshidashiliulaozheimexiaoqi，liangexiaoxiaodeduyuedouwangxinliqu。
施家人都围了上来。
linyingdezhiqianyinhouguohou，pofudejingerlimashanglaile。
“haonigebaiyanlang！kuiwoshijiayangnizheimejiu，nijingranrelaizheimedademafan！buxing，nibixulimagenwonverlihun！”
qinfengzhanglezhangzui，xiangshuoxieshenme。
“ganjinjiwogunchuqu，wobuxiangkanjianni！”
linyinghenhendedengleyanqinfeng，zhizhedushichengdemenkouweizhi，bishitachuqu。
qinfengkanleyannuhuozhongshaodeshijiajiren，tanlekouqi，renmingdechaomenkouzouqu。
zaimenkoudenglebanshang，qinfengyemeidengdaoshijiarenjiaotajinqu，gancuidadaohuifu，paohuileshijia，guanzaifangjianlizixiyanjiuzheneikuaiheishi。
qiguaideshi，zaitianyankanlai，heishideguangmanghaishineimeqianglie，rouyanli，taqueshiyikuaihaowuteshuzhichudefeishi。
qinfengnachuzijisuishouzaidushichengmaideyitaogongju，zijiqingqingmozheheishi。
bushuliandeqinfenghualehenzhangshijian，heishibiaomianshangdeneikuaiheisewuzhicaikaishimanmantuoluo，luchulelimianliuguangyicaidejingshi。
shuoshifeicui，yansegenfeicuidechangjianyansehaobuxiangtong，daoxiangshishuijing。
shuoshishuijingba，yemeijianguozheimeda，yanserucikuazhangdeshuijing。
wanquantoumingdejingshishangyangyizhegezhongdeyanse，yansehaishiliudongde，zaijingshishangbuduandeyouzou，fuyujijingshiyizhongshenmidesecai。
qinfengxiayishishenshouquchupenglexianeijingshi。
qinfengnaodaiwengdeyisheng，yishibiandeyichangqingxing，yiguqinrenxinpideliangshuangqixicongjingshishang，shunzhetadeshouzhijinruletadeshenti，youyiyutadequanshen。
qinfengjinbishuangyan，ganshouneiliangshuangqixichongshuatadeshenti。
dengqinfengzaiduzhengkaishuangyanshi，taganjuezijideshilibianhaole，jinbaimiwaideqingkuangtadounengkandeqingqingchuchu，pingrilikandelvemohudedidaiyeqingxiwubi。
耳聪目明。
qinfengjingyidekanxiangshouxiadejingshi，tajiqilemijizhongyouzhongshihexiudaozhedejingshi，mingweiliucai，xiaoguogenwaixingdougenmianqiandejingshixiangchawuer。
嘿嘿嘿！
qinfengyigejingdeshaxiao，yaozhidaoliucaizaixianshishijielijihuxiaoshidaijin，tajurannengwudawuzhuangjiandaozheimegebao，zhenshizouledayun。
yiguqiguaideechouweipiaojintadebizili。
qinfengzhoumei，choulechoubizi，faxianechouweilaizitadeshenshang，taditoukanleyanzijishenshang，faxianquanshenbeiyicengheisedewuzhibaoguozhe，sanfazhenanyimiaoshudeechouwei。
zaogao！tahaizaishixiaofudechuangshang！
qinfenglianmangpaqilai，chongjinyushilibazijixilegeganjing，bingxunsudehuandiaoleshixiaofudechuangdan，caitanzuozaidishang，chuanzhecuqi。
一切都是那么巧。
qinfenggangzuoxia，shijiadedamenjiubeidakaile。
“jintianzhenshiduokuilelishaobangwomenzailiulaomianqianshuohua，caimeirangliulaojihenwomen，xiaofu，nijintiankedehaohaopeipeilishao。”
shouxianchuxianzaiqinfengerduolideshengyinbushibieren，zhengshitaneigexianqitaxianqidaojidiandezhangmunianglinying。
tingtadeyisi，lipingyelaile？
qinfengcumei，zheilipinghaizhenshibujianhuanghebusixina。
“hahaha，ayishuodenalihua，xiaofudeshiqingbujiushiwodeshiqingma？”
lipingdaxiaoliangsheng，shuohuajianwanquanbubazijidangwairenle。
qinfengetouqingjinyitiao，zheilvsedemaozikedousongdaotadetoudingle。
qinfengsududehuanshangyifu，xialou。
linyingdiyigepiejianqinfeng，meitouyizhou，xiangdangbumandelengshengdao。
“nizenmehaizaizheier，ganjinshoushidongxigunchuqu！”
qinfengdejiaobujiangzaibanlu，yangqigangadexiaorong。
“妈......”
“sheishinima，doushuole，rangnilimagenwonverlihun，nishitingbudongrenhuama？”
linyingbudengqinfengshuowan，zhijiedaduanletadehua，yiliandebunaifan。
zheicilianshixiaofuyemeibangzhetashuohuale，qinfengzaidushichenglineigentazuoduidetaidurangtahenbuman。
“nishoushidongxiquba。”
qinfengxinlihenbushiziwei，tacaibangshijiayinglejinbaiwandeqian，zhuantoujiubeiganchumen。
“hehe，qinfeng，niyaoshimeidierkequdehua，yaoburanquwogongsijiangjiujiangjiubaoandegongzuobei，biedebushuo，sushekendinghuijinifenpei。”
lipingyiliandeyidetaochumingpiansaidaoleqinfengdeshouli。
qinfengliansebuhao，taxianzaihunshenshangxiadequanbujiachanjiazaiyiqi，yebuguoqianduokuai，genbenbunengzaiwaizufang，shuobudinghuiliuluojietou。
qinfengheizhelian，zhuanshenshanglou，shoushitadedongxi。
shoushidaoyiban，shixiaofuzoulejinlai，jiangyizhangkafangdaoletadeshouli。
“kaliyoushiwan，lihunxieyishuwonihaolehuizhaonide。”
qinfengchiyilejimiao，zuizhonghaishishouxialeneizhangka，yongshijiadeqianzongbidaoshihouzhenqulipinggongsidangbaoanqiang。
“嗯。”
qinfengshoushihaodongxihou，meiqugenshijiaderendazhaohu，tazhidaozijixianzaihenbushoudaijian，suoyigancuiyigerenconghoumenlikaile。
zhishitabuzhidao，zaitalikaidetongshi，yourenjinruleshijia，laiyinshita。
“qingwenzheishishixiaofushixiaojiejiama？”
shijiadezhongrenyilianmengdekanxiangzaimenkouchudezhongniannanren。
zhongniannanrenxizhuanggelv，dalidejingshendousou，kanshangqujiushigeshiyeyouchengderenwu。
“是，你是？”
shixiaofuxiumeijincu，tabujidejianguozheimeyihaorenwu。
yipangdelipingruoyousuosi。
“woshijiangliren。”zhongniannanrenxiaodehenwenhe。
“shineigejianglirenma！”
lipingjidongdepaishoudajiao，gentapingshibiaoxianchudelengjingrenshewanquanbutong。
beilipingzheimeyiyingxiang，shixiaofuyefanyingguolai，jianglirenzheisangezidaibiaoleshenme。
jianglirenshinanchengshizuidingjianderenwu，nanbeitongchi，yeshinanchengshideshoufu，nanchengshilijuedabufendechanyedougentayouguan，yaomeshitaqixiade，yaomeshitayousuotouzide，suoyitasuanshinanchengdelongtoudage。
jianglirenhendandingdediandiantou。
“jiangzong，nihao，woshiligangdeerziliping。”
lipinghenyinqindewanyaojijianglirendimingpian，neigongjingdezitaigenzhiqianshisheqinfengshitianchadibie。
jianglirenjieguomingpianhou，meitouzhouzaiyiqi。
“nibushiqinfeng？qinfengni？”
qinfeng？jianglirenjingshilaizhaozheigefeiwude！(10)