第五章 戏精呀

jiangqianyideturanbianhua,bayechenjiheleyitiao。

zheinvrendeyaoeziduodehen,turanzhuangweiqu,yanleidoukuaijichulai,kendingmeibiezheshenmehaopi!

“yatou,nizenmele?”

jianlilishidengleyechenyiyan。

zheimemeideguniang,zenmenengrangtaliuleini?

jiangqianyixinzhonganxiao,likekaozaijianlidejiantoukuleqilai,haoxiangzhendehenshangxin。

qideyechenzhiduojiao,likedao:“nizheinvren,xiangganma?”

“呜呜!”

“lijie,nikan,tayouxiongwo!”

jiangqianyiguyimolemoyanlei,henweiqudekanleyechenyiyan。

“你?”

叶琛气炸了。

kehaimeijieshi,jianlilikepiping:“xiaochen,nishenmetaidu,yatoudoubujieyinishinongcunde,dalaoyuanpaolaizhaoni,nijiubunengwenroudian?”

“lijie,zhenbushinixiangdeneiyang!”

yechendouyaofengle:“wogentameiguanxi,yebushinikandaodeneiyang。”

“黎姐,你看!”

“zhei**jiangwopiandaoshoujiuburenzhangle.....woqinzilaizhaota,tajuranyaobawodiuchuqu,wobuxianghuole!”

jiangqianyijiweiqu,youleiyulihuade。

buguo,anzhongquejileyechenyigedeyideyanshen。

haoxiangzaishuo:xiaoyang,haishoushibulenile,kannizenmexiong?

“尼玛!”

叶琛气得直冒粗口。

zheinvrenbujinnanchan,haishiyigexijing?

“xiaochen,zhenshizheiyangde?”

zheihua,bajianlidoujihedaole。

tajiarenzhiqian,yeshizaidachengshihunguode,yiyanjiunengrenchuyanqiandenvhaimanshenmingpai。

erqie,jipiaoliangyouyouqizhi,peiyechenshichuochuoyouyu。

“我不认识她!”

叶琛真的服气了。

“lijie,nikan.....tabujinbuchengren,haidawo,wodebeihaotongya!”

jiangqianyiwanxindaqi,anzidaxiaodejixuzhuangweiqu:“congxiaodaoda,wobamadoubushedepengwoyigenshouzhitou!”

“好呀!”

“nixiaozi,haijiabao?”

jianlihuixiangqimenkoudeyimu,likexiangxinle,qideyibajiuzhuyechendeerduo。

“黎姐,姐!”

“bie,biezheiyang,zhenbushizheiyangde。”yechenbeijiuerduo,yebuganfankang。

xiaoshihou,yechenkeshigenzaijianli**houmianzhangdade,henduoshihouchizhudouzaitajia。

ganqingshenhou,yijieyimu。

“nixiaozi,zhenshizhangdale!”

jianlizhenbeiqidaole,bingmeiyoufangshou:“likedaoqian,fashiyihoubudanvren,kuaidian。”

“我,我特么?”

叶琛是有苦说不出。

“lijie,yaobusuanleba!”

“nixianzaibitafashile,tazhuantouyouyaodawo,haidadegenghen.....woshoudianweiquyemeishenme,wozhishixiangyaotachengrenwomendeguanxi。”

zheiyikejiangqianyibietiduokaixin,feiyaohenhenshoushizheigebuzhilianxiangxiyudeaojiaonanrenbuke。

闻言,叶琛想吐血。

zheishiyaojiangyechenwangsilizhengya!

haimeijiaoguonvpengyoudechuge,yiyezhijianchengjiabaonanle?

“哼,我看他敢!”

jianliwanwanmeixiangdao,yechenzheimekuang,qideyi**zuolexialai。

suihou,haiquzhaoleyijianyechendecunshandiujijiangqianyi:“yatou,niquloushangxigezao,huanshangganjingdeyifu......jiejinwanjiupeizheni,kantagandongniyigenshouzhi?”

“恩嗯,谢谢姐!”

wenyan,jiangqianyidaxibuyi,likeshanglou。

zhongyuyoujihuiliuxia,biyechenmaitayizhubainianyaocaile。

mianduijianlidexionghanmuguang,yechenwuyanyudui。

anzhaotadexingge,jiusuanyechencongtoudaoweijieshi,tayebuhuixiangxinya!

guanjianshi,jiangqianyizheichounvrendexishizhenhaoya!

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最终。

yechenzhidelianlianrencuo,yixiaomengfashaoshengbingweiyou,caijiangjianlijidafale。

bujiuhou,jiangqianyichuanzhenanshicunshan,maizhedazhangtuixialou,shenqingkedeyile。

“傻妞!”

“nikezhiyouyijuhua,jiaozuoyangruhukou?”yechenshengaobudi,danjiangqianyiyebuai。

yijiancunshan,rangtadeshencaiwanmeixianlu。

“哼哼!”

jiangqianyibeihedejimanglalelayifu,buguohenkuaibianbupale:“niyaoganluanlai,wolikepaodaocunli,shuoniqifuwo,nikansheidexiachanggengcan?”

yigelinjujiejiedourangyechenrucihaipa,kendinghenzunzhongcunlidelaobei,zheiyangderenkendingbushiluanlaide**。

“你牛!”

jiangqianyidequehenmei,danyechenyeganbuchuzheizhongshiqing。

“heng,biedelebianyihaimaiguai,zheihaibushinibiwode?”

jiangqianyihuanhuanzoudaoyechenshenbianzuoxia,youdianqiqiudedao:“zhiyaonidayingmaiwoyizhubainianyaocaijiuwoyeye,wolikejiuzou。”