第2章
杀锈是啥，
咋就有出息了？
woyitouwushui，yagenjiubuzhidaotamenzaishuoshenme，buguowoyemeiduoxiang，jiuzheimexilihutudeliuzaileguwandianlichengledianlidehuoji。
buguoheputongdehuojixiangbi，
woyibuyongzaiqianbianpaotangzhaohukeren，erbuyongpashangpaxiagankuli，pangzhangjuweiyijiaodaijiwodegongzuojiushishaxiu，zaihouyuanli，bayixiezhanxindeguwanyanpinfangjinyikouqiweicibideyetizhongjingzhi，ranhougejigeshichenzailaochulai。
wobizihenling，zhidaoneiyetiduobanshi**。
ershaxiudeyisidiertianwojiumingbaiguolaile，suoweishaxiukongpajiushibawujianeryong**fushihou，ranhoujiagongyixia，zailiyonggaojiafangzaiqiantanglimaichuqu。
简单说，就是作假。
putongrenruoshibuxiaoxinganlezheige，baobuqidiertianjiuyaopaolu，danwoquemeiyou，anxindedailexiaqu。yinweiwoxianzaijieranyishen，lilezheidieryemeishenmehaoquchu。
zaiyigejiushipangzhangjujiwodetichengbushao，shayigexiu，jiutichengwushikuai，suoyi**dehenmaili，meitiandouyoujibaikuaijinzhang，zheikebizaigongdishangkangshuinibanzhuanshufuduole。
erhewoyiyangshaxiudehaiyousige。
biwolaidedouzao，suanshizheiheizuofanglidelaorenerle，zuizhangdeyigeyijinglailesannianduoshijian。meidangwomenxialegongdeshihou，tamendouhuizaisixialidigu，zhuomozheliupangzihuibazheixiezuojialedewanyiwangnachu，bijing，womenmeitiandeliangdoushiyigebuxiaodeshuzi。
danwoquemeichanhejinqu，zhuanxinshaxiu，zhuanxinzhengqian。
erzaixiagongdeshihou，woyehuikanshu，shashudoukan，guwandianli，biedebuti，qizhenguwanbushao，suiranliupangzipuzilidedongximeijiyangzhenhuo，danshujideneirongkebuhuizuojia。
ermeishukandeshihou，woyehuitoutoudemai。
zuirangwoxihuandejiushihanlongjinghezangjingzheiliangben。
meimeiwodouhuizaijuedeleideshihoufanshangjiye，zhangnianleiyuexialai，yanlijianzhang。
但很快，
wojiufaxianleyouxiebudui，yinweijiuzaiwolaidaoheizuofangdediergeyue，xianqiandeneixiegexuetudoubeiyigegejiaozou，zaiyemeiyouhuilai。
erbutingdeyoulaorenzou，xinrenyebuduandejinlai。
wobenlaishizuixindeneige，bannianguoqule，wojiuchengleqizhongzuidadelaozigele。
但让我狐疑的是，
zheidoubannianshijianle，dongshuhaoxiangshizhenbawowangleyiyang，bengshuolulianle，lengshilianyigedianhuameijiwodaguo，zhenrangwozaizheiheizuofangliyizhizuodaosi？
“来多久了？”
yitianwanshang，liupangzizhaodaowo，zhizouleqitahuoji，ranhouxiaomimidepaiwojianbang。
“zhangjude，bannianle。”
wofangxiaguji，lianmanghuidadao。
“shijianguodezhenkuaia，bannianshijianzhayanjiuguole，dangchunilaideshihoucaiyimiqiba，xianzaidouzhangdaoyimibale，shenziguyejieshi。”
liupangzihanxuanleliangju，yequeshishizheiyang，liupangzisuirangandeshiyumuhunzhudeyinjianmaimai，danduiwomenzheixiexuetuquezheshibulai。
dundunyourou，baimifanguangouer，fengnianguojiedehaihuijiacan，touliangnianjiwomazhibingshihouluoxiadeyingyangbuliang，zheixiaobannianguoquzaojiuyanghuilaile。
“tuozhangjudefu，buguozhangjude，ninzhaowoyoushashier？”
woxiaozhedaoleshengxie，jiukaikouwendao。
zheiliupangzipingrilihenshaolaizuofang，shuyudianxingdewushibudengsanbaodiandeleixing，zheiheidengxiahuodeguolai，haizhizouleqitadehuojizhuanmenzhaowo，yaoshuomeidianshashier，guidoubuxin。
“yemeishashier，jiushinigezaiwozheieryebannianduole，dongxiyexuelebulaoshaoba，wokannilaokanneixiezashu，litoudedongxikongpameishaoxueba。”
“biezheimekanzhewo，wojiushisuikouyishuo，buguoyaoshuoyoushierba，haizhenyoushier，mingtianqubangwosongyitanghuo，jiuzaichengwai，nibadongxijiaojitamenhuilaijiucheng。”
“wozheishizaishibaibukairenle。”
liupangzijiaodaileyiju，suijijiushuochulezhaowodeyuanyin，woyizheng，youdianfeijie，danyemeiduoxiang，womenzheixiehuojidoushitazhenjinbaiyingulaide，paogetuideshierhaifanbushangdajingxiaoguai。
diertianyizao，wojiunazheliupangzijiaojiwodedongxichaozhechengwaizou。
tazaisanzhufuwoshuo，litoudedongxibietoukan，kanleraobulewo，womeishuosha，henkuaijiulaidaolejiaojiededidian，wodianlegenyan，dunzaiyuedinghaodedifangdengren。
keyiliandenglebangexiaoshi，
lengshiliangeguiyingzidoubujian，wolinzoushihoushengdebanheyan，douchengleyan**le。
人不来了？
wohuyileyixia，zhunbeihuiquwenwenzhangjudeshayisi。
kemeichengxiang，wohaimeiqishangcheni，wulayixiazi，jingdideshengyinjiuxiangqile，ranhoujiucongcheshangxialaiyiduiren，weishoudeyigejingguanyijiaojiuchuaizailewodeyaoyanzishang，wogunlesanquancaitingxialai。
“nimenzhuacuorenle，womeiganshaa，jiushilaisonggedongxi。”
“made，zhuadejiushinizheigesongdongxide。”
jingguantulekoutumo，jingzhizouxiangwodexiaodianlvshang，dakaixiangzi，ranhouchaozheqitarendianlediantou，jiubawodaihuilesuoli。
wojiushizaishayekanchulaile。
kendingshidongxiyouwenti，beirenjubaole，woxinlihuodajile。
wolianmangdahandajiao，shuowoshiyuanwangde，nimengaocuole。
“bishangnidezui，nagedaomaiwenwudebeizhuadedoushuozijideyuanwangde，laozijiandeduole。yaozhenshiyuanwangde，haipagenwomenhuiqu？”duifanglengzheyizhanglian，pitougailianjiujilewoyigedazuibazi。
wozaijingchajudunlesantianshijian。
zheisantianli，tamenbianzhefadewenwo，dongxishinalaide，daodiyaojishei。
benlaiwoshixiangzhaodelaizhe。
danwoquelengshigengzhebozimeitubangezier。
tamenburangwoshuijue，burangwochifan，gengburangwoheshui，bianzhefadeshenwenwo，haosizhenbawodangchengleshenmedaomaiwenwudedaomuzei。
buguodisantiandeshihou，tamenhaishibawofanglechulai。
zhuyaoshiwohaibumanshibasui，zaiyigejiushitamenqueshiyemeishazhengju，wobeifanglechulai，tuozhepibeideshenzijiuchaozheguwandianzou。
woxianghaohaozhiwenyixialiupangzipingshakengwo。
kelugangzouleyiban，yiliangjinbeijiutingzailewodeshenbian，banniandoumeiluguomiandedongshuzuozaifujiashideweizhishangchongwozhaoshou。
wolengleyixia，taijiaoshangche。
quejiandaohoupailiupangzizhengziyaliezuidechaowoxiao，dangshiwozheihuojiushanglaile，yebuguanshibushizaicheshang，yiquandianpaojiulunzaileliupangzideyanwoshang。
ranhoujiushiyitongwangbaquan。
jiandaozheiyimu，buzhishidongshumengle，liupangziyebeidamengle，daochuduo。
“nimadeyizhiyan，nigoudongxizaibushuohua，laozijiubeinizheixiaoduzijidasile。”
刘胖子尖叫。
dongshuzheicaishenshoulalewoyixia，rangwoxianbiefahuo，dengdaoledifangzaigenwojieshi。