第2章
“靠！！！”
“bushiba？haimeiwanyouxi，jiuyaokejinlea？”
“nishibawodangshazile？”
“流氓软件！”
“yidingshiliumangruanjian！”
kanzhedanchuangtishi，duzirenjihudiyishijianbaifenbaipanding：zheijiushigeliumangruanjian，kenghaiyoulingxiaopengyoukejinde！
shouzhigangxiangdiantuichujian，jiangzheizhongelieruanjianxiezai。
“jiu...jiujiuwo...”
“救命啊...”
“wo...wobuxiangsi...buxiangsi...”
qiqiu、juewang、wuzhukeliandeshengyincongshoujilichuanlai，duzirendeshouzhiyizhan！
像！
太像了！！！
zheihuamianlidenvhai，jianzhishishilingwo！
“靠！”
“骗子就骗子！”
“fanzhengwoneimeduo【peichangkuan】meidifanghua，wozaixianshiliburuyi，zaiyouxilihainengburuyima？！”
“氪！”
“ketmd！chong！！！”
huoxushiduishenghuodefennu，yehuoxushiduizijijijianglishidebugan。duzirenyuanbenfangzaituichujianshangdeshouzhiyixuan，jierjiudianjile【shouchong】anniu！
【zhengzaichongzhizhong...】
【chongzhichenggong！nijiesuole“shiwudalibao”！】
“嗡嗡嗡~”
shijingdeyouxihuamianzhong，huichenmanbudedimianshang，tuwuyizhenkongjianzhouzhe、niuqu，jierliqidechuxianlesanpingkuangquanshui，sandaimianbao。
“靠？”
“woshouchongjiujizheimediana？”
kanzhehuamianlidewupinchuxian，duzirenzhijuedezheiyouxidekaifashang，chunchunheixinshangjia！
【shouchong】jiujizheimedian，shirenwandeyouxi？
mouqiedouyaobizheidaduba？
但...
yuduzirendefanyingbutong，yuanbenpazaidishangdeshaonv，taiyankanjianshenbianchuxiandeshiwu，dunshihunshenyizhan！
jier，tajinghuangdekanxiangsizhou。
“哎？！哎？！”
“zheishiwushi？shi...shinalaide？”
“youhe？zheihaizhenrenhudongshangle？zheiyouxi...youdianyisia...”
muduleshaonvdefanying，duzirenlele。
tabenyiwei，kejinhouhuamianlideshaonvjiuhuizidongjinshi，bofangyudingdefanyingcg。
meixiangdao...haiyouzhenrenjiaohufanying。
“zheiyouxi，youdianxianjina...”
dunshilailexingzhi，duzirenyishuangyanningguzailehuamianzhong...
......
【jinganxiaoqu·3danyuan·dixiakufang】nei。
qiushengshengmangrandikanzheyanqiandeshiwu，yiliandejingyibuding。
shentidejihanyapo，rangtabennengdefachuqiujiusheng，benyiweizheishizuihoudeaihaole...
哪曾想？
shiwu...tazhendechuxianlea！
“zhei...zheibushihuanjueba？”
xiuzhangdeyanjiemaozhalezha，qiushengshengduishiwudezhenshixingchanshenglehuaiyi。
“呀！”
忽的！
taganjuehaoxiangyoushenmedongxichuolechuotadeshenti，ranhoushentijiubushoukongzhidechaozheshiwunuodongerqu！
“谁？！”
“是谁？！”
jingjuedikanxiangsizhou，qiushengshengdemouziyimi，shentiruyeshouyibanbengjin。
keyifenzhongguoqule...liangfenzhongguoqule...
bizede【cangku】li，shenmehuishengdoumeiyou。
“嘶拉拉~”
daoshibaizaidishangdemianbao，baozhuangdaizidongdejiekai，yipingkuangquanshuidepinggaiyezidongdazhexuanninglekailai。
“zhei...zhei...”
jingkongdikanzhezheiyimu，qiushengshengquedingyijikending，zheigecangkulijueduimeiyouwairenle。
tuwuchuxiandeshiwushizhende，haiyouxianzaizidongyidongdeshenti，jiuhaoxiang...haoxiangwuxingzhongyougeliliangzaikongzhizheiyiqie。
“不会是...”
“buhuishidingjiande‘kongjianxiyineng’dalaoba？”
“......”
xiaozuizhangdedadade，yiqiushengshengdelijiepanduan，zaitadesuojiantingwenzhong，nengbandaoyanxiazheizhongshiqingde，zhiyouneiwanzhongwuyide“kongjianyineng”le。
bingqie，haideshiduizheiyinengnaniedaodingduandegaoren。
“可是...”
“keshidalaowuduanbangwoganmani？”
“kanzhongwodemeisele？”
huyidishangxiadaliangzheziji，zhanhuhudetoufa，shoudeyijingaochuquangudelian。qiushengshengbujuede，yongyou“kongjianxiyineng”dedalaobuquxuanshenmenenmo，huilaixuanzeziji。
“难道...”
“zhishizheidalaojuedewuliao，suishoudoudouwodema？”
sixuwanqianzhizhong，qiushengshengyouxiangdaoleyizhongkeneng。
napashimoriyiqian，yeyourenxihuanjiqiongrenyibiqian，guanchatamendefanying。
xianzaizheigedalao，youmeiyoukenengyeyouzheizhongequweini？
“咕噜噜~”
“咕噜噜~”
genbenlaibujishensi，qiushengshengdewuzangmiaoyizhenrudongshousuo，tayijingededixueya，touyunyanhuale。
zaibubuchongshiwuyingyang，zhipazheicihunmihou，gujijiuchedimeile。
“唔...”
“qianbei！buguannishiequweiyehao，yousuotumouqitayeba！”
“zongzhi，woqiushengsheng，jixianizheigerenqingle！”
“嘶拉~嘶拉~”
yibazhuaqidakaidemianbao，qiushengshenghuluntunzaoban，chaozhekouzhongjiusairumianbao。
“昂唔～昂唔～”
suansedeweileizhong，shunjianmimanqixiaomaideqingxiang。
“angwu...haochi...haochi！”
benhaijinghedeshuangtongli，chaneijianliangqiyisijingxi！
zheimianbaodekouwei，qingxiangshuangkou，rouruangantian，jueduibushixianzaidemorishijienengmaidaodedongxi！
“这...”
“zheimeganjingdeweidao，yidianmeiyouyaoshuicuihuahouxiaomaidekuse...”
“zheinandaoshitamenshuode...wenmingzhiqiandechanwu？”
“bukuishi“kongjianyineng”deqianbei！”
“zheizhongdongxidounengnadao！”
xiangdaozheili，zhuanamianbaodeshoudougongweilexie，qiushengshengyibianchi，yibianbuandechaozhesizhouguibai，yishuangdayanjingli，manshiqianchenggongjing。
“qianbei，zheixiedongxi，taizhenguile！”
“ninjinrizhiju，wobidingmingjizhongsheng！”
“咕噜~咕噜~”
shuohuajian，younaqineipingkuangquanshuiyiyinerjin！
qingliang、chunjing、gantiandekouganbianbuhunshen，qiushengshengyoulengzhule！
“hao...haochunjingdeshui！！！”
“噗通~”
shuangyanzhenjingzhihou，neiranzhexuedeetou，zaici...zhongzhongdechaozhedimianshangyiluo，“pengpengpeng”keleqilai...
......
“zhei...buzhiyuba？”
shoujidelingyiduan，duzirendoukanshale。
bushi，jiujigemianbao，jipingshuieryia...zhiyuzheimeqianenwanxiema？
“昂唔~昂唔~”
但是...
kanzheshoujilideneigenvhaiyanshenxiaoxin，touganhenzhongdeyouqiaoqiaodakaileyidaimianbao，xiaoxinyiyidesikaimianbaoxie，ruxiaomaobanjinshiqilai，duzirenquerenbuzhuxiaole。
nvhaideyanjiaozaishiwudejujiaoxiaxingfudemiqi，neiyichanei，gezhepingmu，duzirenfangfoyebeichuanranlexingfu。
jiuweikongxu、jimodexin，fangfobeiyishuyangguangzhaoshe，zaicitiaodong。
“妈的！”
“zheiyouxi，youdianshangtoua！！！”