“够了!”
yankanzhechongtujiuyaofasheng,qinlonghuyishengnuhou,dao:“quanbujiwobizui,chaochaorangrangde,nimenshixiangrangwairenkanqinjiadexiaohuama?”
neijimingqinjiabaobiaoliketinglexialai。
suoyourendoubishanglezuiba。
zaiqinjia,qinlonghudeweiwangwurenkebi,meiyourenganfanbo。
weiyouqinhaoyilianweiqudekanzheqinlonghu:“yeye,wobeizheixiaozidale!”
“闭嘴!”
qinlonghudengleyiyanqinhao,muguangkanxiangyexuan,lenglengdedao:“xiaozi,nizaiwoqinjiasaye,benlaishiyaobeidaduansizhidiuchuqude!”
“dankanzainishifucengjingjiuguowodefenshang,woraoleniyici,buguo,sizuikemian,huozuinantao。”
“jiwoguixia,ketourencuo,jintiandeshi,wojiudangzuomeiyoufashengguo,raolenizheiyici,fouze,houguozifu。”
tingdaozheihua,yexuanlengxiaoyisheng,yuqihaobukeqideshuodao:“rangwoguixia?qinlonghu,nihaibupei!”
qinlonghumianseyichen:“xiaozi,zheimeshuonidasuanjingjiubuchichifajiule?”
yexuanxiaorongyuefabinglengqilai:“jingjiubuchichifajiu?qinlonghu,ershinianqian,woshifukeyirangnixumingershinian,nicaiwonengbunengxianzaiduanlenideming。”
“nizheishizaiweixiewo?”
qinlonghumouziyining,sisidedingzheyexuan,yiguqiangdadeshangweizheqishi,longzhaoxiangyexuan。
“weixieni?nikeyizheimerenwei。”
yexuandanledanshouzhi,wanquanwushiqinlonghudeqishi,suishoujiangshoushangdehunyuediujinlebuyuanchudeyigehuopendangzhong,shaochenglehuijin。
yexuanneidanmodeshengyinyezaizheiyikehuanhuanluoxia。
“haiyouqinlonghu,niyetaigaokanniqinjiale!yaobushilaotouzifeiyaowolaiqinjialvxinghunyue?niqinjiawohaiqiaobushang。”
“jirannibuxiangchengren,neizheifenhunyuejiuchedizuofei,zhibuguowofengquanni,nibiedaoshihouhouhui,guixialaiqiuwojiuxing。”
“求你?”
zheiyicimeidengqinlonghukaikou,qinyanranyijingmanlianjifengdeshuodao:“xiangnizheizhongtubaozi,yepeirangwoyeyeguixialaiqiuni?kaishenmewanxiao!”
“buyaoshuowoyeye,napashiwo,yebuhuihouhuide!jiajinizheizhongtubaozi,woningyuanzisha。”
“哈哈哈……。”
zhouweideqinjiaren,yijilaicanjiadinghunyandejiangnanshengmingliuquangui,tingdaozheihua,doushihongtangdaxiaoqilai。
zaitamendeyanzhong,yexuanyijingbianchengleyigechetoucheweidexiaochou。
yigetubaozi,jingranganweixieqinjia。
haishuoqinjiabuyaohouhui,buyaoguixialaiqiuta!
这不是小丑是什么?
niyebusapaoniaozhaozhao,nisuanshenmedongxi,qinjianiesini,jianzhibiniesiyizhimayihaiyaojiandan。
qinlonghuyeshizhongzhongdelenghengyisheng,tayijingshiqunaixinle,dinghunyanmashangjiuyaodaojishile,tabuxiangyinweiyigetubaozidanwule。
“linjiada**linshiyudao。”
tagangxiangkaikou,rangqinjiabaobiaojiangyexuandiuchuqu,turan,menwaichuanlaileyigeshengyin。
“shenme?linjiada**yelaile?”
“开玩笑吧!”
“qinjiayouzigeranglinjiada**laicanjiadinghunyanma?”
tingdaozheigeshengyin,suoyourenqieqiesiyu,yanshenqueshibuyueertongdechaozhemenkoukanqu。
buduoshi,yizhangmeiderangrenzhixideliandan,yingrusuoyourendeyanlian。
jifushengxue,liuyewanmei,gaogaodebiliang,shuangmuyousiyihongqingshui,ziyouyifanqingyagaohuadeqizhi。
tadeyanshendaizheyisiqinglengheguao,fangfogaogaozaishangdexiannv,fushizheshijianfanren。
zaichangdesuoyounvxing,zaizheiyikedouyouyizhongzicanxinghuideganjue。
qinyanrankanzheneizhangjuemeideliandan,yandishenchuyeshishanguoyimonongnongdejiduzhise。
tagenlinshiyubiqilai,lunrongmao,jiashi,qizhi,wanquanbeiduifangnianya。
genlinshiyuxiangbi,tahelubiandeyecaomeishenmequbie。
“wodetiana!linjiada**jingranzhendelaile!qinjiazheiciyaoqifeile。”
“piaoliang!taipiaoliangle!linjiada**bukuishijiangnanshengdiyimeinva!zheiyanzhimeideshuo。”
“yihoubuzhidaosheinengqudaolinjiada**!neizhendeshizufenmaoqingyanle!”
“……。”
suoyourenyanshenluozailinshiyudeshenshang,danquemeiyouyigerenganluchuzhugeyang。
tamensuiranshijiangnanshengquanguimingliu,dangenlinshiyubeihoudelinjiaxiangbi,wanquanjiushitianhedidechaju。
dezuilinshiyu,zhenggetianhaidoubuhuiyoutamendelizuzhidi。
“hahaha,lin**,huanyingnilaicanjiawosunnvdedinghunyan,kuaiqingshangzuo!”
qinlonghukandaozheiyimu,shenseyizheng,xuanjizhanleqilai,kuaibuchaozhelinshiyuzouleguoqu,lianshangduimanlexiaorong。
wanquanmeiyoubandianmianduiyexuandejuao。
zheicidinghunyan,tasuiranjilinjiafaguoqingtie,dangenbenzhiwanglinjianenglai,dantazenmemeiyouxiangdao,linjiabudanlairenle,gengshipailelinshiyulai。
zheiyaoshichuanchuqu,yihousheihaiganxiaokanqinjia。
qitaqinjiarencikeyewanquanwushileyexuandecunzai,zhengxiankonghoudeyingleshangqu,lianshangdoushidaizhechanmeidexiaorong。
tamenkejidelinshiyuhaishidanshen,gengshilinjiaweiyidejiebanren。
wanyilinshiyukanshangletamen,neitamenjiuyaoyifeichongtian。
mianduiqinlonghudengqinjiarendereqing,linshiyuqiaolianlengmo,buxianbudandeshuodao:“qinlaoyezi,nibuyaowuhui,wojintianbushilaicanjiaqinjiadinghunyande,woshilaizhaorende。”
“找人?”
qinlonghudengrenquanbudouzhengzhule。
shenmerenzhidelinjiada**qinzizhaolai,mianziyetaidaleba!
“lin**,buzhidaoninzhaoshei,xuyaowobangmangma?”qinlonghukaikoudao。
“buyongle,woyijingzhaodaole!”
linshiyudiuxiayijuhua,jingzhichaozhebuyuanchudeyexuanzouleguoqu。
“bushiba!lin**zouxiangleneigetubaozi?”
“lin**shilaizhaozheigetubaozide?”
“bukeneng!bukeneng!kendingshiwozaizuomeng!yigetubaoziyoushenmezigeranglinjiada**qinzizhaota?”
suoyourenkandaozheiyimu,yigegedelianshangdouluchuyimonanyizhixinzhise。
youqishiqinlonghudengqinjiaren,liansegengshiyizhennankan。
tamenzhiqianhaiqiaobuqiyexuan,duiyexuangezhongxiuru,chaofeng,kexianzaitamenyanlidetubaozi,juranrenshilinjiada**。
开玩笑吧!
“jiade!kendingshijiade!gujishizheixiaozidezuilelinjiada**,duifanglaizhaotabaochoule!”
qinjiarenzaixinzhongbuduandeanweizheziji。
danshi,jiexialaideyimu,quechedidasuiletamendesuoyouhuanxiang。
linshiyulaidaoyexuanmianqian,qiaolianluchuyigewenroudexiaorong,gengshishenshouwanzhuleyexuandegebo。
henshiqinmi,wanruqinglv。
“laogong,nizenmelaizheilile,womenhuijiaba!”
yidaosumahewenroudeshengyinzaiyexuanerbianxiangqi,chadianrangtashoubule。
yexuankanleyiyanlinshiyu,faxianduifangrushuibandemouziqingqingzhadong,tashunjianmingbai,linshiyushidasuanyongzheizhongfangshibangtachuqi。
kanlailinshiyuzhidaoleqinjiafashengdeshiqingle。
想想也对。
linshiyunengchadaotazaina?xiangyaozaichadaotaheqinjiadechongtu,neiyebunan。
buguo,tahaoqideshi,linshiyumingmingbudaijianta,weishenmehaiyaolaizhaota,shenzhibugumingshengbangtachuqi。