yuanyiyouxiemihudezhengkaiyanjing，yanqianshichunbaidemoshengtianhuaban。
“xingla，zheijitianshuidegenzhuyiyang。”
pangbianzhengzaixuepingguodeernaihaobuliuqingdeduizhegangxinglaideyuanyikaishidushe。
“yemeibeishedusi，kanlaiwomingzhenyinga！”
“buhuishuohuajiushuoyidian。”
ernaibaxuehaodepingguozhijiesaijinyuanyidezuili。
“ng，zheigehaitingtiande，xuedeyehaibucuo。”
“sheixuejinichide，kuaihaijiwo。”
caigangjinyuanyizuilidepingguo，youbeiernaijiqulechulai。
“wei！wokeshishangyuan，erqiepingguoshinijiwode。”
“yi~，zheipingguoshangyounidekoushuihaoexin。”
“nazhezheigepingguonidejuedewodeshetouzhengzaitiannishouzhima？”
shuozheyuanyihaipeihezhangkaizui，shetoukaishiqiguaidedongqilai。
“你是变态吗！”
ernaiyilianxianqidekanzheyuanyi，neigeyanshenjiuxiangyuanyiyijingshiyigetuihualededanxibaoshengwuyiyang。
“对不起！”
yuanyizhijieguangsuhuagui，danshiweimaobeimeishaonvzheiyangkanzheyoudianxingfena。
“yishengshuoleniyaohaohaoxiuxi，zheiciyaobushinimingdajiuzhunbeijianshangdiba。”
“duile，sanjiuzhaohuilailelema？wuyuezenmeyangle？”
“doumeishi，buguosanjiu，suanlemeishenme。”
“shuohuashuoyibanderendouhuibudehaosi。”
“wojuedeniyinggaihuixiansizaiwodeshuiguodaoxia。”
“haohaoshuohuabuyaodongdaoa！”
“wuyuedeshixiexienile！”
ernaibashoulidedaoshouhuilaiyouxieniuniedeshuo。
“ruguokeyiyizhibaochizheigelianhongyouaojiaodebiaoqingjiushiduiwozuidadeganxie。”
“去死吧！”
“缘一君醒了吗？”
yihuatuikaibingfangdemen，tanzhenaodaikanleyiyan。
“yijingxingle，jiushihaiburumeixinghao。”
“ernaijiangkebuyaoshuohuanga，wangzheibianpaodekejiunizuiqinle。”
yihuazoujinbingfang，bashubaofangzaibingchuangshang，pazaiernaidejianshangxiexiedediaokan。
“nei…nayou，wozhishibangwuyuebaoen，caimeiyoushenmebiededongji。”
“是吗？”
yihuayiyigefanwenjujiashangchiguadebiaoqing，rangernaiganjueyiquandazaimianhuashang。
“nitiantianlaizhaoguwo，wokehaihengandongde。”
“没有天天来！”
ernaiyidaochazaileguolandehamiguashang，haiduizheyuanyiluchule“heai”dexiaorong，tianmidezhishuijiandaoyuanyidelianshang。
“好的”
zijihaishimomochiguaba。
“ernaibabajiaonichuquzhaota。”
yihuazhileyixiafangmen，henmingxianshiyaobaernaizhichuqu。
ernaizhishiyouxiebumandekanleyihuayiyan，danhaishizhaozuole，yihuazuodaogangcaiernaizuodeyizishang。
“nidasuanzenmeshouweile？yuanyijun。”
“shouweiderenconglaidoubushiwo，wozhishijiegeweituo，shibaizhinengduiwuyueshuoyijubaoqianle。”
yuanyiduiyihuadewentimeiyoubiaoxianchutaidadexingqu，ershizhuanxindeheshoulideshuiguochandou。
“shuoqiwuyue，wuyuezuijinkeshihenyiyule，tajuedeshizijishanghailesanjiu，hairangniyudaoleweixian，yijingbazijiguanzaifangjianlihaojitianle。”
“sanjiudeshiqingnidaiwoxiangtabiaodabaoqian，zhiyuwotawanquanbubiweizheigezize，jiexiaweituojiushiwozijidezerenle。”
“这样吗。”
yihuacongyizishangzhanqilai，naqizijideshubao，zoudaomenkouhuitouduiyuanyishuo。
“youmeiyourengennishuoguo，nishigehenchajingderen。”
“nidagaishidiyige。”
yuanyiduizheyihuaxiaoleyixia，ranhoujixubainongshoulideshuiguodao。
fangmenbeiyihuazhongzhongdeguanshangle，shengxiangrangyuanyiheleyitiao。
“liqiyetaidaleba，yebuzhidaoqingyidian。”
kanzhebeiguanmenshenghedaoranhoushouhuadaozhimuzhishangdeshangkou，yuanyiganjuehaishiyoudiantengde。
xingguolaiyihui，yuanyijiubanlilechuyuanshouxu，yizhitangzheyebuhao，qianjitianwujiemeibaoxiao，houmiankebuyidingle。
baxiaohuangcongfengtailangjiajiehuilai，fengtailangyigejingdexiangyuanyidaoqian，rangyuanyidouyouxiebuhaoyisile。
bierenqingzijilvyou，jieguozuihoubierenhaijizijidaoqian。
“guoranhaishizijidegouwohao，buguozheicidelvxingtaishibaile，zhipaoleyixiawenquan，haibeidusheyaoleyikou，xuekuia！”
xiaohuangxianqideyongmaozhuabayuanyicengtadelianlidegengyuanyidian。
“喵喵喵（活该）”
“你猫条没了。”
“miaomiaomiao（huogaizheimeshuai）”
zaijializhailejiangjinyizhou，yuanyikanzhekongkongruyedeqianbao，zhidaokuailedeshenghuojiumeile。
“xiaohuangnishuowoshibushi**，neimedayibiqiandounalaifangyanhuale，yaoshibuyongzhishaohaikeyizaizhaiyinian。”
“miaomiaomiao（fangxianideposhoubingba，wandehaicai）”
xiaohuangzaichuanghutouguodeyangguangxiashenleyigedadadelanyao。
“budebushuoyouxiqueshitaihaowanla，yiqianzameifaxian，ha！”
yuanyixinxuelaichaoduizhexiaohuangmofangyouxilirenwudededongzuo。
xiaohuangyagenbuniaota，zhishizoudaoleyuanyikongledeqianbaomianqian，yongzhuazipaileliangxia。
“nizheiyangzhendefeichangsaoxinga，kanlaiyouyaochuqudagongle！”
jiandandedaochileyixia，daizhejianbangshangdexiaohuang，yuanyijiukaishixialiudale。
“nishuoxiwanhaohaishisaodihao，woshashidoukeyichulidejinzizhaopaizameirenlaizhaowole。”
“miaomiaomiao（nixianbanineilajiguanggaocigaiyixiaba）”
“ng，neishisiyema？”
yuanyifaxianyigeshuxideshenying，toushanglvsedefadaiyuanyizhijianguosiyedaiguo。
“neimeduorenweizhetaganma，qukankanma？”
“喵（反正无聊）”
kaoguoquyuanyiyedagaikeyitingqingchutamenzhijiandeduihuaneirongle。
“siyejiangwoqiunile，wozhendehaiyouhenzhongyaodeshiyaozuo，nijiubangwoyixiaba。”
“keshiwojintianzhendeyoubixuhuijiadeliyou，erqieshanhougongzuobushipuyezijijiexialaidema。”
yueshuosiyedeshengyinjiuyuexiaoqishiyeyuelaiyuebuzu，yiqiantayizhidoushiwutiaojiandebangzhutamen，danshijintianwuyueyizhiyouxiexinbuzaiyande，zijibixuhuiqukankan。
“siyejiang，wohewozuihaodejigepengyouyuehaoleyaoquktvde，yaoshibuqutamenhuitaoyanwode，qiuqiunilesiyejiang。”
“duiyasiye，bangyigexiaomangma，womenbushizuihaodepengyouma？”
“wei！zenmeshuohuale，siyezuihaodepengyoukeshibendaye。”
yuanyichangkaizijiwaitao，bazijitoufanongdebijiaoxiangrimanlidehunhunyiyang，mofangyouxilihuairendezouluzishi，zouguoqudazhusiyedejianbang。
“nisheia，zheiligennimeiguanxiba。”
“shenme，nizaigoujiao，xinbuxinbendayedani。”
“suanlepuye，buyaogenzheizhongrenjijiao，siyenizenmexuan，bangbubang。”