第2章
budaowufenzhong，zheiyidalianpendesuancaifentiao，jiujitamenchiwanle，yididoubusheng，pendiganjingdejiugennamobucaxiguoyiyang，jiuzheiyang，jirenchiwandoushibajizhezui，tianzuichun，yiyouweijindemoyang。
meibanfa，yinianliyejiuguonianneijitiannengjianzhedianhunde，shizaishitaichanrenle。
liujunzheishipaituizuotongxinzhuang，“aiya，nimennazhenshi，zhiguzijixiangle，zenmenengwanglehewomenyitongxiaxiangchadui，bingjianzuozhandeqinren、zhanyoumenni？nimenbiewangle，zhiqiannvzhiqingneibiankeshijizansongguobaimianmomo，ai......cankuia！”
yaotouhuangnao，tanxichangran！
xiangnansuilaicaisantian，dannaoziliyishijieshouleshuyuyuanlaineige‘xiangnan’guoqudesuoyoujiyi，zhidaozheijiahuodexingzi，kailang、huopo，aiwannao。
paixiatajianbang，yejidaqudao：“niliujuntongzhijiranzheimeyouzhiqi，gangweishenmejiunichidezuiduo？haojiahuo！gangzheikuaizibala，zuilijiaodesudu，doukuaiganshangzanshengchanduiyangdeneijitouzhule。”
“hahaha......”
引得大家一阵哄笑！
zhangwenjuanyeshigenzhexiaoqi，shuodao：“dajun，neibiannibuyongdanxin，gangwoyejisongquyixie！”
“e，neijiuhao，neijiuhao！”
liujunhanshou，yilianxinwei，yaobaxiyandaodi。
zhangwenjuanshouleneilianpen，jiuyaoliqu，liuguoqingxialekangqusongta，liangrenyiqianyihouchuleyaodong，henyoumoqi，guolewuliufenzhongliuguoqinghuilaile，neizuijiaoweigouqidehudu，meijiaoweiyang，xianranxinqingbucuo。
liuguoqingzuodaokangbian，lingyizhiqingyangwanchuncoushanglai，tingyansushuodao：“laoliu，nizhendasuanzheiyibeiziliushanbei，liutangpingle？budasuanhuiqule？”
zuobianshangdezhiqingxuyajunshuodao：“wanchun，zandehuidequcaixinga，hukoudouluozheile，yangeyiyishanglaijiang，zanmenxianzaidoubushijingchengrenle，dididaodaodeshanbeinongmin。
wokantinghaode，laoliudou26le，zheiwenjuanjiehaoxiangyeyouershisansileba？nandadanghunnvdadangjia，niyouqingwoyouyi，wokanna，dengshijichengshu，laoliu！nijiuquzhishujiatiqinquba，womenjigedaoshiyidingjinihaohaopengchang，juebudiaomian。”
大家伙都是附和着。
liuguoqinglianyouhongle，tafulefuyanjing，xiangyaoshuodianshenme，youbuzhidaogairuhebiaoda，meiyoudahua，lianshangguazhejifenhanhandexiaorong！
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shijianzhuanyanlaidaosiyue，yinianyidudechungengchunzhongkaishile，yeshizuifanmang、laoliudeshijie，genbenmeiyoushijianrangxiangnantalaichouchang、mianhuaifashengzaizijishenshangdeyiqie。
meitianyidazaotianbuliang，waitouhaishihuimengmengde，jiudechumenshangshanganhuole，banggongde、lidide、zhuafende、dianzide、qianshengkou、geyoufengong，kangzhenongju、zhongzi，haohaodangdangdelaidaotianli。
daoleditou，banongjuwangshengkoushangyitao，anpaibanggongdeqianzhushengkou，lididebabianziyishuai，yishengyouhe，shengkouhonglonglongdemaikaibufa，lizaidilifachupotudeshengxiang，chenjileyigedongjidenituqixi，mengdepumianerlai。
xiangzheixiehuobuguannannvdoudeshang，erqietamenzheibiandejigenvzhiqing，ganqihuolai，neijiaoyigeganjinglisuo，yidianbubitamennandecha，shengyouguozhi。
那句话怎么讲来着？
funvnengdingbanbiantian，yanxiadecifancijingshizuihaodexiezhao。
zhongwufanyeshizaitianlitoujiejue，tamenjigezhiqingbianganzhedilihuo，bianyanbabadewangzhelaishideneitiaoshanludejintouchu，genpanxingxingpanyueliangban，qipanzhesongfanderenganjinguolai。
千呼万唤！
zhongyushikandaoleneidaorenying，neirenyuanyuanjiuduitamenhandao：“chifanle，chifanle，dajiaxianxieyixie！”
xiangnanfashi，zheishitamangliuzheimexietian，zuixiangtingdao，yeshizuixingfudeshike。
bashoulidejuetou、tiejiudengnongjufangdaoyibian，yigegedoushixingfendepaoguoquyingren，zhongwuchideshiheihuhudemizibing，zheiwanyingyoujiao‘huangmi’，xuemingjiao“shu”，ruanmizidesuihenyouyong，keyikunbangsaozhou，saokang、saomo，chengweipoyimenshoulidewujian。
粗粮，粗砺难咽！
buguozheihuixiangnantanzuozaitiangengshang，langtunhuyan，chidebisheidouxiong，jidakoujiubayibingzichiwanle，shouxinshangcanliudexiexusuimo，yejitiandeganjing。
babingzichijindu，youmengguanlejikoushui，tazheicaijuededulishaoyouxiechongshideganjue，renshufulexie，zhiyuchibao？shibukenengde，talaidaozheibianzheixietian，jiubuzhidao‘bao’shishenmeganjue。
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“哎，向南！”
zuotabianshangdeliujunkanzheyuanchu，zhangwenjuanjiliuguoqingtiexindaoshuidechangjing，yanlidoushixianmu，tankouqidao：“haishilaoliuxingfua，yougepoyisihouzhe，nikankanzanliang，ai......nanbuchengzanzhenyaoyibeizidaizheilema？”
“zenme，xianmule？”xiangnanyixiao，zhilezhibuyuanchuneiwugenvzhiqingzuodedier，“youzheigongfuaishengtanqi，haiburunachudianshijixingdongchulai。”
liujuntaiyankanqu，neiwugenvzhiqingyezuotiangengpang，shuoshuoxiaoxiao，bushiyouyinlingbandexiaoshengchuanguolai，jixiekuzaofawei、jianxinkunandeshiguang，dailaixiexudeweijie。
shuodaodao：“xiangnan，niyebieshuowo，niyoudanlianggenneijiweiqutaojinhuma？zannagentamenyiyang，suidoushijingchenglaide，danjiatingguanxi、beijingdoushiyouqubiede，youqineishenxin，tingshuojialilaoyezishiweifushizhang，keshidayuanlidehaizi，zanzheizhongpingtouxiaolaobaixing，nahuikandeshang。”
xiangnanmeiyoudahua，kanzheneibeirencuyongzaidangzhongdeguniang，shenxin，nianlinggentaxiangfang，guazixingdeliandan，wanwandeliumei，tingqiaodeyubi，hongnendezuichun，yixiaoqilai，liangbianzaxianqilianggemirendejiuwo，tebiedeyouganranli。
neimingmeidexiaorong，zhenshijiubuzizuirenzizui。
zaizhenggetangpingdaduidenvzhiqinglimian，lunxiangmao、shenduanjueduishidiyide，duilibushaoweiqupoyidebendisheyuan，haiyoutamenzheixienanzhiqing，doubatadangzuozijixinmuzhongdenvshen，anlianduixiang。
yaotiaoshunv，junzihaoqiu，danyejinxianyuci，zaizheizhongfandouchibubao，nannvguanxibaoshoudeniandai，jiushizhenyouxiangfa，yezhihuijiangtamaizangzaizigexinlishenchu，
liangrenxianliaomeijiju，daduizhishuzhangshuigen，yejiushizhangwenjuandefuqin，chaozheibianhanlai，“ai，xiangnan，liujun，niliangchiwanganjinguolaibaotu，bietoulana！”
liangrenzhinengcongdishangjipaqilai，tankouqi，mantuntundezouleguoqu，youdekaishiganhuole。
xiawuzheijuetou、tiejiuhaimeilunjixiani，duzilichideneidianbingziyishixiaohuageganjing，bushichangweiyouduohao，shizaishizheilaodongqiangdutaida，dunshiganjuetouyunyanhua，suanruanwuli，tuiergenzhefazhan，zhinengyaozheyaganle。
baitiansiwudianchulai，yizhigandaoriluoxishancaihuilai，huidaoyaodongli，tamenjirenqiqitanzailekangshang，shenshangzangyifukuziyebutuo，jiuneimetangzhe，edeqianxiongtiehoubei，buxiangdongdanyigenjiaozhitou。
jirendoubuyuanqilaizuofan，youyikeshenzhixiangzhe，jiuzheimeyijueshuiguoqujiuhaole。
jiuzheimetangleyigeduoxiaoshi，waitoutianyijingqiheile，tamenqirenhaishimeiyouyigedongdan，buguohenkuai‘jiuxing’laile，haishizhangwenjuanjinleyaodong，bangtamenshaohuozuofan，liuguoqingxiakangguoqubangzheshaohuolafengxiang。
xiangnantamenjirenzuiyetiandehen，yikouyigexiexiewenjuanjie，xiexielaoliude，haikaiwanxiaowenliangrenshenmeshihoubahunlibanle，zhangwenjuanlianxiudetonghong，ranhoutoumokanyanliuguoqing，liuguoqingzuozaizaotaibian，duitanaozhetouheiheiyixiao，yanlimanshiwenxin。
chiwanwanfan，dajiazaozaoshanglekang，meiyoudiandeshijie，gengbuhuiyoushouji、dianshi、diannaozheixieyulexiaoqianhuodongle。
xiangnanshuangshouzhenzainaohou，zheihuiqueshimeileshuiyi，shuangmukongdongwushendekanzhetoushangbeiyanxunheidetuqiang，wuzhishangdekuifa，jingshenshangdekongxu，ruzhishenzaihanfengcigudeheiyezhong，kanbuqingqianfangdelu，manwumude，buzhirenshengdechuluzaihefang。
tajuedezijizuoweizhongshengrenshi，yinggaizuodianshenme，pingzheduiyuweilaidechaoqianrenzhi，zenmeyenengganchufanshiyelai。
zhishixianshishicankude，bieshuoshenmedashiyele，xianzaitazuipoqie、qipandejiushinenggouchibaofan，huncaishenmezhurou、yangroubushewang，nengtianbaoduzijiuhao，ganshouxiachibao，duzizhangshishaziwei。
kejiuzheizui‘jiandan’dewenbao，yanxiaqueshinanyudengtian！