第3章

“2000yuanyiguanimenzhendebukui,jueduiwuchaosuozhi”

【zheidaoshizhende,yaoshizhubozhensuandezhunneimedaoshihenbianyi】

【fanzhengwoyijingguanzhuzhubole,zuodengmingtiandalian】

【hehe,tamingxianjiushixiangpianlejintiankanyoujigedayuanzhongshangdangjiuxiabo,mingtianguicaizhaodedaoren,erqierenjiazhendashidoushiyitiansuansangua,tajuranbuxian】

【mingtianwoyelai,zuodengzhubodalian】

【turanqidaiqilaile,zenmeban?】

【超级激动】

henkuai,guanzhuqilingderenyirouyankejiandesudubianduo。

qilingkaikou“jiranyourenjuedeyitiansanguacaishizhendashidebiaopei,neizanmenjintianyijiyihoudousuansanguaba?”

“haiyoulianggua?2000kuaiqianyici,yourensuanma?”

busuantahaoquganfan,ranhouzufangzishuijuele,guaikunde。

tahuacaigangshuowan,biantingdaoledaozhangsheng。

qilingyaoqinglezhuandaqianshipintonghua。

shipinjietonghou,pingmuyoubianchuxianleyiweidaizhemojingkanbuqingshensedenianqingnvzi。

【wae,youshiyiweimeinv,zhubozhendekeyidangyanzhizhubole,jiufuzelianxianbutongmeinv,wozhendechaoai】

qilingkanzhenvzizhoushenchanraodeheiqi,tiaoletiaomei“qingwenmeinvyaosuanxieshenmeni?”

【kendingshisuantaohuaba?bijingmeinvjiajingkanqilaihenhaoa】

【buyidingba,meizhunshisuanshiyeni?】

【ai,youlaiyigedayuanzhong,zenmequanyebutingya!】

“wuwuwu,zhubo,niyidingyaojiuwo,wobuzhizenmede,turanxialeyizhiyan,zenmezhidouzhibuhao”

zhuandaqianyijingzhaoguotaiduodashile,doushuowunengweili,tabuqueqian,jintianyeshibaozhejiaoxingxinliwende。

【shenjingbinga,youbingqukanyishengya,zhaoshenmesuanmingzhubo?】

【wuwuwu,haokeliandemeinv,zheinianjiqingqingzenmejiuxialeyanni!ai】

【真的可怜】

【buhuishizuoleshenmeshangtianhailideshicaihuizheiyangba?】

【loushangde,nikejidiandeba?younizheimezhourenma?】

zhuandaqiankandaoledanmu,jimangkaikoujieshi“bushide,womingmingjingchangzuohaoshi,jingchangqufuliyuanjiuzhuertong,quyanglaoyuanzhaogulaoren,huahuacaocaodouburenxincaisuide,woyebuzhidaoweishenmeshangtianhuizheiyangduiwo,nandaozuohaoshiyeyoucuoma?”

【ai,zhenshigeshanliangdexiaotianshiya!】

【zheishishangzhendehenbugongping,zenmehaorenbuzhangming,huohaiyiqianniana!】

【meirenbienanguo,rangwozuonidedaomangquanba】

【楼上变态吧】

qilingkaikou“banidemojingzhaixialaiwokankan,huozhesixinjiwonidebazi,rangwokankan”

“wo…wodeyanjinghenchou,wopahedaodajia”

【wuwuwu,xiaojiejie,zhendehaoshanliangya!】

【shia,zhendehaoweirenzhexiang,laotianyeweishenmeyaozheiyangduini】

【wokebupa,meiyouyankuangdewojianduole】

【+1,wojingchangkanguipian,woyebupa,zaikepahainengbideshangguima?】

jianzhuangzhuandaqianzhinengbamojingzhailexialai。

【啊!!好可怕】

【chousile,kuaidaishang,nishixianghesisheini?】

【nimenzheixierengoulefangcaihanbuhaipadebushinimenma?xiaojiejieyijinggoukelianle】

【shia,xiaojiejiezuoyanzhendehaopiaolianga,youyanzenmehuiqiheiyipianni?】

“zenmeyang?dashi,wozheihaiyoujiuma?”

“有,但你活该”

qilingkanzhezhuandaqianqiheiyipian,bumannongyuyinqideyanjing,mianseshunjianlenglexialai。

zhuandaqiantingdaotaqianbanduanhuahailaibujixinxi,jiutingdaotahoumiandehua,renbuzhuxinliyizhan,nanbuchengtazhendeyoubenshi?zhendekandechutayanjingdewenti。

“ni…nizenmenengzheiyangshuowo”

zhuandaqianyanjinglishunjianxumanleleishui。

【zhubonitaieduleba?erqiegukejiushishangdi,younizheimemashangdidema?】

【duia,renjiayijinggoukelianlenihaizheiyangshuorenjia】

qilingdingzhezhuandaqianqingmieyixiao“woweishenmezheimeshuo?nandaonixinlimeishuma?”

zhuandaqianlianseweibian,taiqishouzhunbeiguanbizhibo。

【xiaojiejiezheizenmekanqilaixiangxinxule?】

【duia,zenmehaoxiangyaoguanzhibo?】

“zenmehuishi?wozenmeguanbulezhibo?kongzhibuleshouji?”

“shini…shibushinizuode?”

zhuandaqiancikezhendeshifenhouhuiweishenmehuixinxuelaichaodedianjinzheigezhibojian。

“是我呀”

qilingdiaopideshengyinfangruomoyin,lingzhuandaqianxintoubuanqilai,taqishen,dakaidamenjiuxianglikai,dankeximenshizhongdabukai。

kanzhezhuandaqiandedongzuo,qilingshuodao“zhirenzhimianbuzhixin,dajiakeqianwanbuyaosuibianjiubeipianle。”

【qidashi,nizheijuhuashishenmeyisi?】

【xiaojiejiezenmehuishi?zenmeturanxiangbianlegerenside,haifengkuangchuimen?】

【haiyounizhiqianshuodexiaojiejiehuogaidaodizenmehuishi?】

【nandaotashipianzi?ketameibiyaopianwomenya?dingduopiandiantongqing】

qilingkaikoujieshi:“tadeyanjingshibeiguizuzhoude”

qilingdehuashunjianlingwangyoumenfeitengqilaile。

【yetaijialeba?wokebuxinshishangyougui】

【beiguizuzhou,wodetian,tazheishizuoleshenmeshangtianhailideshi?】

“woyijingbaojingle,nitaobulele,jingchalaizhiqiannishizoubuchuzheidaomende”

【wocao,zhendetainiubile,zhuboshizhenlihaia】

【shia,nimenzhuyidaomei,xiaojiejiehaoxiangyizhidabukaimen,jishiyongtiechuimenyesihaobudong】

【jingcha?suoyixiaojiejiezhendezuoleshangtianhailideshi?】

【dashinikuaishuotashizuoleshenmeshia?kejisiwole】

qilingmeizaiyouyu,kaishijiangshu“nijinnian26sui,cong2nianqiankaishinibianhefanzuifenziyousuolianluo,zhuangzuoyanxiapianquwushunianqingnvhaidexinren,ranhoubarenpianqumianguo,piaoliangdelunweixieyugongjuzhizhisiwang,bupiaoliangdebeimaiqiguan,kanduanshuangshoushuangjiaoshangjieqitao,niyanjingjiushinvhaimensizhiqiandehenyisuohua”

zhuandaqianlengxiaoliangsheng“he,guoranshipianzi,wozenmekenengshizheizhongren?nizheishifeibang,woyaoqugaoni”

“ze,sidaolintou,haibuhuigai,zuoyankanbujianzhishikaishi,niruguojixuxiaqu,neimenideyouyan,nidezhenggeshentizuizhongdouhuifushangzheicengheiqi,chengweiyigeguaiwu。”

zhuandaqianyanshenmengdiyibian,tahaipale,tahaoburongyizhuanleneimeduoqian,haimeiyouxiangshouduojiu,bunengjiuzheimesile,mangguizaidishangqiqiu“dashi,qiunijiujiuwo,woyebushiguyide,haibushineixienvhaitaihaopianle,yaobushitamenwoyebuhuixia,douguaitamen”

qilingjiantazhimibuwu,lenghengyisheng“bujiu,nizuiyouyingde”

【wodetian,zheibujiushiguaimairenkoudema?baojing】

【guoranshizhirenzhimianbuzhixina】

【pei,dufu,huogai,juranhaiguaibierentaishanliangle,guoranlangxingoufei】

【zhiyouwoguanxinzhubohaoxiangshizhendashima?】

【taiedule,zenmehuiyouzheimeeduderen?】

【wocao,jingchazhendelaile】

zhuandaqiandeneibiandepingmuliyoulianggejingchachonglejinlai。

“biedong,juqishoulai,yourenjubaonishexianguaimaifunvzui,mafanhewomenqujingjuyitang”