第1章
万国，正阳殿。
jinri，shichengxiangfudinvsuqiyuerugongweihoudaxiderizi。shilihongzhuang，bataidajiaolingquanjingchengguigenvzijingxiandejiazhuangruliushuibanyunjinlehuanggong。
zhishixinhundangwan......
“lairenjiujia，youcike！”
yishengnuhoucongzhengyangdianlichuanchu，shouzaiwaimiandeyulinjunxunsudiyongjinqingongzhong。gangyijinlaijiushayanle，ranhoujiukandaozijiahuangshanglangbeiditangzaidishang，erchuangshangdeshaonvgaizhemianbeitangzhedezishijiqibuya，yitiaotuishendelaozhang。
这是被踹下床了？
yiguozhijunxinhundangtianbeixifuerchuaidaodishang，zheiyaoshichuanchuquhaibubeibaixingxiaodiaodaya，chongjinlaideyulinjunmianmianxiangqujinyebushi，tuiyebushi。
tangzaidishangdenanrenyeyishidaozijixianzaidechujing，yizhangjunlianzhangdetonghong，jianmeirenbachuangshangneigechadianrangtaduanzijuesundenvrentuozou，nanrenzhoushendenuyiyoutianlejifen，
“huanghouniangniangguyixingxiong，youshifengde，tuoxiaqu，songjinlenggong！”
huangmingbukewei，yulinjunzhinengdingzhebeiyalibayitiaotuihailuzaiwaimiandehuanghouniangniangzhongxinguojinbeizilijiaqilai，gangtuodaomenkou，beizilimiandeshaonvjiukaishizhengzha。
zhongrenyishizhaojiabuzhu，jingrangshaonvzhitingtingshuaidaozaidi，zhitingdao“baji”deyisheng，beizisankaile。jiusuanbeidajinlenggong，zheiyeshihuangshangdenvren，yulinjunxiayishiguizaidishang，toudoubugantai。
zhijianshuaizaidishangdeshaonvwuzheshoushangde**，maliudipaqilai，haoqididaliangqisizhou，kanzhezhouweiguseguxiangdejianzhu，suqiyuecaiquedingzijizhendechuanyuele。
benlaitazaixuexiaolizuonongyeshiyan，buzhidaosheyouwangshiguanlijialeshenme，turanbaozhale。dengsuqiyuexingguolaijiufaxianzijichuanle，haihaozijishangkekanguobushaogongdouxiaoshuo。
qitaderentakenengburenshi，danyanqianneigechuanzhehuangsemangpaoderenyidingjiushizheigeshidaidezhuren，huangdi。
danxiangdaozijiganggangyijiaochadianchuaidetabunengrendao，suqiyuedexindirenbuzhuzhanlezhan。
weishabierenchuanyuejiushienenaiai，tayiguolaijiushimoshengfangdadejunlianchaozhetaduiguolai，suoyitazuoleyigenvrendezhengchangfanying，yijiaochaozhenanrendexiasanluchuaiqu！
xiangdaozheilisuqiyuerenbuzhuchaozhenanrenshenxiakanqu，xinliwubidehouhui，zheigangguolaijiubahuangdidezuisile，tayigeruonvziyihoukezenmehuoa！
gongchengyijiansuqiyuelianshangdaizhemomingqingxudikanmouchu，xindineiguwumingzhihuozaiyeyabuzhule。
“hailengzheganma，bahuanghoutuoxiaqu！”
tingdaogongchengyizaicixialing，yulinjunzheicaigantaitou，zhongxinnaqibeizijiangsuqiyuebaoqilai，zheicitamenliulegexinyan，jiangbeijiaoduidieqilaibanglegesijie，zheixiajiubupazheigegangshichongdehuanghouniangniangzhengtuokaile。
suqiyuekandaozheigejiashi，zhidaozijibeituoxiaqujiukenengfanbuleshen，lianmangchaozheminghuangsedeshenyinghoudao，
“bixia，woyouhuayaoshuo！”
gongchengyisuishuonaoxiuchengnu，danhaiyouyisilizhishangcun，jiuzheiyangmomingrangrenbazijixinhunqizidajinlenggong，mingtianneiqunlaowangugujiyaozhakaiguo。
tajilidiwenzhuzijideqingxuyuqibunaidiwendao，“huanghouhaiyaoshuoshenme？”
yulinjuntingdaotahuilesuqiyuedehua，doutingxiajiaobu，suqiyuebeirenguodexiangtiaomaomaochong，feilidicongbeizilimiantanchutoukanzhegongchengyiyiziyidundao，“bixia，nihainengbunengxingle？”
“chenqierulenggongdeshiqingbuzheji，yaobunixianjiaotaiyi？”
tazheishuanglianwenjingdailesuoyouren，kesuqiyuexiangdehenjiandana，biqihuanghouniangniangbeidajinlenggong，huangdideneishagengjiazhongyaohaofa，yaoshiyinweizijidanwuzuijiazhiliaoshijian，huangweikejiuhoujiwurenle。
“bahuanghoudezuiwuzhutuoxiaqu，zaijiaershidaban！”
yulinjunkanzhefanudezhuzi，shengpalianleidaoziji，jimangbasuqiyuedeyizhangzuijiwuzhu，yixingrenxunsudecongzhengyangdianlixiaoshi，haijigongchengyiyipianjijing......
yulinjunkangzhesuqiyuechuanguojinbihuihuangdegongdian，zouguodenghuotongmingdeyushanfang......zuihougaobielexinzhekudegongnv，zhongyulaidaozheigehuanggonglizuipobaidedifang——lenggong。
xianyiruqiu，fengershenshixuanxiao，danlenggongtongqitadifangbutong，duoleyizhongyinlengdeganjue，jihugangdaolenggongyulinjunjiujiangsuqiyuerengxia，touyebuhuidelikaile。
“wei，huilai，haodaibangwobabeizijiekaia！”
wulunsuqiyuezenmeaihao，lenggonglizhiyoutayigerenqicandehuiyin，haozaishenshanghaibaozhetiaomianbei，shitazaizheikongdangdangdedadianlizuihoudewennuan。
jiezhechuangwaideyueguangtadaliangzhezheigemoshengdehuanjing，ruyanjieshipobaidejiaju，sanzhijiaodedengzi、liangtiaotuidezhuozi、yigeshuaidekengkengwawadehuangtongpen，jiulianpingfengdoupodexixilalade。
yiguhanfengchuijinlaixiangjileguiwu，xiangdaozheilisuqiyuejiurenbuzhuduosuo，jushuolenggongsiderentingduode，gaibuhui......
嘎吱——
turanjinbidemumenbeituikaileyitiaofeng，suqiyuejingkongdekanguoqu，zuixianyingruyanliandeshiyitouzhangfa，jinjiezhejiushichuanzhebaiseyifude“nvgui”，chaozhetamosuoguolai。
suqiyuerenbuzhubishangyanjing，momoniantaozhe，kanbudaowo，kanbudaowo......
zhidaosuqiyueganjueyoushuangshoumoshangletadehoubei，tazaiyerenbuzhule，
“啊！”
“啊！”
liangjijianjiaoshengtongshixiangqi，henmingxiansuqiyuedeshengyinyabuguoduifang，nei“nvgui”xianggeshaozijingside，zijijiaodedoukuaiduanqile，duifanghaizaichixushuchu。
zhidaosuqiyuehaoburongyicongjinghezhonghuishen，zheicaifaxiansuoweide“nvgui”shigeshuiyanxingzhongdexiaogongnv。
“你是碧莲？”
suqiyuenulicongyuanzhudejiyizhongsouxunzheyanqianxiaogongnvdelaili，hexiaoshuozhongqingjiechabuduo，congxiaoyiqizhangdadeyahuangenzhezhurenyiqijinlechirenbutugutoudehuanggonglixiangyiweiming。
biliantingdaosuqiyuedeqinghuanzheicaihuanguolai，yibajiangtabaozhu，
“niangniang，ninmeishiba，dengdaomingtianxiangyekendinghuijingongmiansheng，jiangninjiuchuqude。”
mianduibiliandeguanxin，suqiyuecaiganshoudaochuanyueguolaidedaiyu，zhiyuganggangneigeshilezhidehuangdi、quededeshiweidoushijiade，wuxingchaping！
danneixiedoubuzhongyao，suqiyuenuligonglegongbeizi，faxianjinpingtayirenzhilishizaishizhengtuobukai，zhinengkaikouqiujiu，
“bilian，nengxianbangwobabeizijiekaime？”
biliansuirankanqilainianjibuda，shoujiaohaishitinglisuode，sanchuliangxiajiubasuqiyuecongbeizijiejiuchulai，ranhouhaishunbianbangtabayiwuzhenglihao，yikanjiushisihourendeyibahaoshou。
dengcongshufuzhongjietuochulai，suqiyuejiujuedenaozilichuanlaicitong，zhenggerenbushoukongzhidedaozaidishang。
zaicixinglai，suqiyuejiufaxianzijiyijingbeishengzikundejiejieshishi，jiazaiyigezhangbandengshangmian，pangbianhaiguizhekukutitidebilian。
这又是闹哪样？
bansuizheshenhoupokongdeshengyin，yigezhongwupaixiangtaduozaiduonande**，suqiyuetongdeliandoubianxingle，gengbieshuoyuanshenshigeshenjiaotiroudeqianjindaxiaojie，tengtonggengshifanleyibeidoubuzhi，tarenbuzhudahoudao，
“老娘要回去！”