第5章 小嘛小和尚呀(上)

zuichedandeshi,beileizheimeyipi,jingranhaichuanyuele。

yixiangdaozijixilihutudedaolezheimeyigewanquanmoshengdeguidifang,sumomoyishenggankai,buzijuedebataneihuaishushubandemuguang,congmeiqingmuxiudezhiqingshenshangshoulehuilai,youyoudetanlekouqi。

“zaohuanongren,zhenshizaohuanongrena!yexushibendaxiaojiemingzhonggaiyouzheimeyijieba。”

sumomojiangmuguangshouhuiquhou,zhiqingjikerushizhongfubandesonglekouqi。

tajinnianshiqisuile,suishuocongxiaozaisilizhangda,danlanfengsikebushineizhonghuangshanyemiao,tayebingfeishimeiyoujianguoshimiandexiaoheshang;meigeyuedechuyi、shiwu,meiniandegegejieqi,laimiaolishangxiangdexinnanxinnvluoyibujue,qizhongbuyibaidingsuiduo,gaomenxianguideyeyoubushao。

zaijiashangmeidangtazuogongkeshi,buzhidaozendezongyouyixienianqingdenvshizhumaochulai,huoshizhuanchenglaijitasongyixiechadiansuzhai,huoshixiangtaqingjiaofofa,bijiaohaofangdeshenzhihaiyouzhijiediuxiayizhangxiuzhe“huanhuaxishangjianqingqing,yanboming,daimeiqing”zhileide,rangrenyikanjiubujinlianhongdexiupaniutoujiuzoude,yincigeshigeyangdenianqingnvzi,zhiqingyejianguobushao。

rujintazhengshi“ruhuaerbanzhanfang”denianji,zaijiazhitasuiranyouxiemengdong,dan“huanhuaxishangjianqingqing”zhileidewenzihaishikandedongde,yinciyinyinzhidaoneixielaizhaozijidenvshizhumudebingbudanchun。

buguotaziyouxiufo,yikefoxinwengu,jishibeineixienvshizhusaorao,monianjiju《dazangjing》hou,bianxinruzhishui,sidajiekong。

kepianpianzheigesushizhubutong,yuanlaineixienvshizhukantadeyanshensuiranqingyinanyan,queyeshiyushuohaixiu,zongyouxienverjiadejinchi。

erzheiweisushizhuganggangdingzhetadeyanshen,chiluoluodejianzhijiuxiangkanjianlehuaguniangdelaoliumangyiyang,tazhangzheimedahaiconglaimeiyoujianguoruciherendenvshizhu,zhidingdetarumangzaibei,lenghanzhiliu;zaisumomoshouhuimuguanghou,jingranxiayishideduodaolededaomingdeshenhou,yiduobisudaxiaojiedemuguang。

“sushizhububiganhuai。”

yanjiansumomocangranyitan,zuozaiputuanshangdelaoheshangqueguaneryixiao,dao:

“zhengsuoweimingmingzhizhongziyoudingshu,laonasuibuzhisushizhuconghechuerlai,danjirandaolecichu,biranshimingzhongzhudinggaiyouciyiduanchenyuan,shizhuqiefangkuanxinjiushile。”

说着他忽而又笑道:

“buzhidaoshizhujiexialaiyouhedasuan?”

苏沫沫想了想。

chuanyueleyejiuchuanyuele,tabenjiushiguerchushen,weiyiyigenanpengyouhaigennanrenpaole,duiyuzhiqianneigeshijie,tatanbushangyoushenmeliulian。

chuanyuezhihouganghaohaibaituoleneigebatawangsilixundejiaoguan,shuobudinghaishijianhaoshi。

jirandaolezheili,haohaodiyouwanyifan,yeshijianmeishi。

buguotaduizheilirenshengdibushude,jiuzheimemaorankaishichuangdang,kebushitasudaxiaojiedezuoshifengge、

xiangdaozheili,sudaxiaojiedeyanzhuziguliuliuyizhuan,huranbaichuleyifukelianbabademoyang,youyouyitan,dao:

“dashia,renjiazhishiyijieruonvzi,turandaolezheili,yemeiyougeqinrenpengyoukeyitoukao,gukuwuyide,kefourangxiaonvzizaizheilidaishangyizhenzi,zaizuodasuan?”

“你想的美!”

meidenglaoheshangkaikou,zhitongheshangxiankaikoule。

tayanjiandesumomozhuangzhezheimeyifukelianxixidemoyang,xinlidunshiyizhenehan,xinzhongandaozheinvzidelianpiyetehoulexie,juranzichengshiyijieruonvzi!yijieruonvzinengliangsanxiajiubatahedaomingdouenzaidishangmoca?zhipashishanshangdeshanzeiyemeiyouzheigebenshi!

tadangjiselineirendejiaodao:

“rujinhuyaozaisizhongzuoluan,nizheinvzilailibumingbushuo,haishangwosineisengren,huiwojielvyuandefabao!bubanibangqilaisongguanfabanyijingshifozukaienle,nijuranhaixiangliuxialai,jianzhishichixinwangxiang……”

“wei,nizheigelaoheshangshuohuakedepingliangxin!”

sumomoliumeiyitiao,bailezhitongyiyan。

“dangshibenxiaojiehaitangzaidishangmeixingguolaini,nigennizheigeshatudijiunazhedaheibangzilaitongrenjia,renjiadangranyaobaohuzijila,zheizaiwomenneilishuyuzhengdangfangweinidongma!”

huertashenseyizhuan,youpoyouxieaimeidexiaodao:

“shuodaozheixie,wodaoyaoshuodaoshuodaonile,nishuodouzheimedabanianjile,haidaizhezijitudigantouxibierendegoudang,dangzhenshideweilaobuzun,guaibudenineitudiyibiaorencaide,quebeinidaichenglezheimeyifuweisuodeyangzi,nishuowoshuodeduibuduiya……xiaogege?”

sumomoshuozheshuozhemuguangluozailedaomingdeshenshang,daomingyuanbenzhengdingzhesumomoxuebaidedatuiliuzhehalazi,beisumomozheimeturanyiwen,dunshilaolianyihong,youxieniunidenaolenaoguangtou,shaxiaoleqilai。

“hei……heihei,woshifusuiranyouxiexiaci,danqishiyehaihaola……”

“你这个混账!”

zhitongbeiqidehuomaosanzhang,taiqijiaolaiyouyaochuaizheigebuzhangjindetudi,zuozaiputuanshangdelaoheshangshuangshouheshi,diyinleyisheng“amituofo”,yituantuanfoguangzitashenshangfuxian。

jinsedeguangmangrutongyangchunsanyuedechunfengbanqinrenxinpi,zhitongzhijuedexinzhongdenuqiyisaoerkong,xinzhongbianderugujingbanpingjingwubo,liantongduozaidaomingshenhoudezhiqing,yejuedexinlineizhongmomingdekongjuganshaolejifen。

sumomojianleyanjingyiliang,xinzhongandao:

“zheigeshijieguoranyoudianyisi,jingranhaiyouzheizhongzhihuichuxianzaidianyinghexiaoshuolidefamen!”

“yiqieezhong,wuguoshichen,qiyichenxin,zeshoubaiqianzhangaifamen。chennuqi,zeliugenbujing,zhufabuming,chujiarenqingxinguayu,yingyinuweijie,yichenweijie,zhitong,nikemingbai?”

laoheshanghuanhuanerdao,yeshiyibanianjidezhitonghezhangchuimu,guaiqiaoderutongyigexiaoxueshengban,huanshengdao:

“shishizun,dizishoujiaole。”

laoheshangziputuanshanghuanhuanerqi,kanxiangsumomo。

tademuguanghaosijingmianshangdaoyingchudeyilunmingyueyiban,minglangchengche,yihuanyizhen,sumomoxinliweiweiyizhan,shentaiyesuizhizhuangzhonglebushao。

“sushizhuzaiwolanfengsizhongcongtianerjiang,ziranshiyufoyouyuanzhiren,ruoxiangliuzaisilidaishangyiduanshiri,quansishangxiazidangyilixiangdai。”

“bukeashifu,zanmenlanfengsinaishifomenqingjingdi,liuyigenvzizaici,ruochuanlechuqu,zhipahui……”

yanjianlaoheshangyaodayingsumomodeqingqiu,zhitongjimangtaiqiletou,xiangyaoquanzuliangju。

zhishiweidengtashuowan,laoheshangbianqingpiaopiaodekanletayiyan,zhitongxinzhongyilin,youhuanhuandedixialetou,buganzaiyan。

“ranzezhitongshuodeyeyoudaoli。”

老和尚接着道:

“shizhubijingshiyinvzi,duiwosizhongyebushenshuxi,zaisilixingzouqueshihuiyouxiebubiandedifang,jiranruci,shizhuzaisineijuzhuqijian,keyirenyitiaoxuanyimingsengrengensuizuoyou,youtalaidegaozhishizhuyinggaizhuyidedifang,zheiyangyilai,yekeyibimianxuduoganga,buzhidaosushizhuyixiaruhe?”

“还有这种好事?”

苏沫沫乐了。

baichibaizhubushuo,haizengsongyigegenban!

kanlaiwosudaxiaojiededaoleyishijieyihou,kaishizhuanyunleya!

“neiwodekejiubukeqile。”

tamizheyanjingchoulaichouqu,sushouyizhi,xiaomimideshuodao:

“那就是你了?”

dajiashunzhetashouzhidefangxiangkanqu,zhijiandaomingheshangzhengzhangdalezuiba,xichuwangwaidezhanzaineili。

“shizhu……nizhide……shixiaoseng?”

sudaxiaojiebailetayiyan,meihaoqidedao:

“wopei!nigelaowoguaxiangshenmeni,woshuodeshinihoumiandeneige!”

“是我?”

yizhiduozaidedaomingshenhoudezhiqingmengdidalejiling,yizhangjunqiaodexiaolianshangdunshibumanchourong。

fandaoshidaomingyuanbengaozhangdeqingxushunjiannianlexialai,niuguotoulaiyouxiebiyidedenglezhiqingyiyan,xinxiangzheixiaozibujiushizhangdebiwoshuaiyidianma?youshenmelebuqide!pingshenmehaoshidourangtajizhanle!

sudaxiaojiehengleyisheng,dao:

“bushinihainengshishei?woshuonizheigexiaoheshangzenmehuishi,yijiandaobendaxiaojiejiuduoduoshanshande,nihaisuanbusuangenanrenle?”

“施……施主……”

zhiqingxinliyoukushuobuchu,sumomozhijuedejiupingzheixiaoheshangdezise,yaoshifangdaoxiandai,congxiaodaodadoubuzhidaobeineixiekuangfenglangdiehongzhaguoduoshaohuile,nagebushiqingchanglaoshou?

kepianpianzheixiaozicongyikaishijiumomingqimiaodeduitaduoduoshanshande,nandaolaoniangjiuzheimeheren?

zheigouqilesudaxiaojiexinzhongxiongxiongdezhanhuo,feiyaohaohaodediaojiaodiaojiaozheigexiaoheshangbuke。

xiaoheshangkusangzhelian,tayijinzhang,shuohuadoubiandeyouxiejieba。

“neng……nengbuneng……buxuanxiaoseng,xiaoseng……shizaimeiyouzuoguo……zheixiea!”

suxiaojiezuijiaoweiweiyiyang,tuozhezhangzhangdebiyin,nishengniqideshuodao:

“meiguanxi,nimeizuoguo,wokeyijiaoniya,nifangxin,congjinyihounijiushiwoderenle,jiejiehuihaohaotengnide!”

“这……这……”

zhiqingyoubeisumomoneilaoliumangbandeshentaiheleyiduosuo,sumomojianle,renbuzhuzaixinlixiaoleqilai,gengjuedezheixiaoheshangshifenyouqu。

zhiqingrutongqiujiubandekanxianglezijishifu,shifuzixiaojiushifentengta,xinlikewangshifunenggoushouhuichengming。shuliaotashifujingranjiangshuangmuhuanhuandiheleqilai,huanshengdao:

“zhiqing,jiransushizhuxuanzhongleni,sushizhudeyinshiqijujiuyounilaizhaogu。nicongxiaofoxingtongtou,ersushizhushiyufoyouyuanzhiren,niliuzaitashenbian,duinidexiuxingziranduoyouyichu,shuobudingkeyijiucikanpohongchen,dechengzhengguo。congjinyihou,nidangyishilidaita,mingbaima?”

laoheshangdeyuqisuiranyouranqingsong,keshuochuqudehuaquejizhong,buguangshizhiqinghezhitong,jiuliansumomodouweiweiyileng,yishijianquepinbutoutahuazhongdehanyi。

zhiqinghaixiangzaiwen,laoheshangquejiezhedao:

“shichenbuzaole,zhiqingnidaizhesushizhudaoxiangfangquxiuxiba,zhitongdaoming,nimenlianggeyegaihuishanfangle。”

“是……”

jigeheshangtingle,zhidediantou,duilaoheshangxingleyilihou,daizhesudaxiaojielikailedaxiongbaodian。

zhurenzouhou,laoheshangzhongxinzuohuifoqiandeputuanzhishang,shuangshouheshi,qingtandao:

“focongtianjiang,yuanqilanfeng,zhubanyinguo,jieyoufading……amituofo。”