peipengyouguangsimiao，mailezhihuliyanshengwanouguajian。
「zheichouhulibaichuangtoushangnengpixieba？」
woniezhehuliliangenpengyoudaqu，sheizhidaodangwanhulijiurulewodemeng。
neihulihuachubanrenxingbeiduizhewodunzhe，weibagengouyiyangyaoayao。
「nihaoa，dangdiyoumingdeqiongguangdan。」
wochadianzaimengzhongbeiqixing：「woyinxingkayuesanweishu，gongzilingdianergedabuliu，nijuranshuowoqiong？
「nizhibuzhidaoyueruliangqianduiyigeganggangbiyededaxueshengshechuyiweizheshenme？」
hulilenglengchixiaoyisheng：「yiweizheniyigeyuezhiyouliangqiankuai，bannianqianjiuxiangmaidehuazhuangpinzanqianzandaotayaotingchanleniyijiumaibuqi。」
「womingtianjiubaneizhichouhulirenglajitongli！」
hulilianmangruanleyuqi：「bie，dageshangliang，wokeyisongniyijiannizuixiangyaodedongxi，nifuzejiangbenhulidetishenbaohuhao。」
shichufanchangbiyouyao，wojinshendikanxiangta：
「wugongbushoulu，shuoba，youshatiaojian？」
「woyaogennixingyingbulitongchitongzhuyizhengnian。」
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zuoweiyigeershiyishijimeitianshangbandouyaokazuihouyimiaodaka，xiabanpaodebituzihaikuaideshechu。
woqishishihenbulijiehulidezheizhongyaoqiude。
nandaozheijiushisuoweidezhangdechouwandehua？
danshidangdiertiankandaochuangtoushangwomengmeiyiqiudejiazhiwolianggeyuegongzidexxjinghuahou，wochumenshihaishijianghuliguazailewodebaobaoshang。
tongweishixishengdexiaoankandaowodexinguajianmanliandaqudikanxiangwo：「zenme，qusimiaoqiuyinyuanqule？」
wofanlegebaiyan：「baituo，sheijiahaorenqiuyinyuanqiuhuli，neibushijingjizijizhaolantaohuama？」
shouji「ding」dixiangleyisheng，wojiesuoyouhua，faxianpingmuduolegemeimingzideapp，xingzhuangzhengshiyizhichouhuli。
wodiankaiapp，faxianchouhulijiwofalaiyitiaoxiaoxi：
【buyaodihuiwodemingsheng！】
我扑哧一笑回复它：
【yeshi，zheimechoudehuligenbenyezhaobudaoshenmetaohua～】
hulifaleyizhangziyadebiaoqingbao：
【laozishizanghu！benlaijiubunengzhaotaohua！】
我「哦」了一声：
【guaibudezhangleyifusimiantanlian。】
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wokaozaiqiangjiaokanzhedayinjichuzhi，yankanjiuyaowanchengrenwule，tongweishixishengdeliulebaozheyiluoziliaozouleguolai。
「嗳，刚好。」
takandaowoyanjingdouliangleqilai：「bangwobazheixieyefuyinyixia。」
wofanlegebaiyan：liangechenghudoumeiyou。
taoyanyixiemeiyoubianjieganderen。
「buhaoyisia，lele，shangjierangwoganjinbaziliaonaguoqu。」wopailepaiziliao，「kongpameishijianbangnile。」
shuowanwojiuwangwaizou，erliulezaishenhouwawaluanjiao：
「这纸怎么没有了？
「haoduanduandebaoshenmecuoa！
「zheimedianxiaomangdoubuleyibang，haixiangbuxiangzaigongsihunle！」
songwanziliaowohuidaogongweimozhehuliweibatucao：
「liangedayinjidougaobumingbai，tashizhizhangma？
「jiuzheiyangderendounenggencehuale？
「zheipogongsizaowanyaochengweiguanxihudetianxia！」
hulihuiwo：【nideshenghuochongmanleliqi，jixuyaofaxiekou。】
ranhou……woliangyirenyiguajianzuozailedianyingyuandeqinglvtingli。
「大哥，你是人吗！
「baitianwozaigongsibeitongshishihuanjiusuanle，wanshanghaiyaolaizheilichigouliang。」
huangusizhou，pangbianzuodedoushiyiduieryiduierde，jiuwogujiaguaren，xianyanbaoyige。
chouhulinandeanweiwo：【nifangxin，youjibaigenanrenyebibushangyongyouyigebenhuli。
【dengnishuizhele，laizhaowokakaxuyuan。】
youlehulidebaozhengwonalihaiguanshenmegouliangbugouliang，douyaoxiaochushenglehaobuhao！
liantianzhongdainvedezhuiqijudoujiwokanshunyanle。
这分明是喜剧嘛！