我,顶级绿茶,在线翻车第1章

suoyourendouxihuanhaonvhai,youqishiyigexiangwozheiyang,kanqilaiwanmeiwuxiadehaonvhai。wojiaolinwei,shiadagongrendexihua,shineigeyongyuanduirenweixiao、leyuzhuren、zuidadefannaosihuzhishi“jintianqutushuguangaichuannatiaoqunzi”denvhai。zainanshengyanli,woshiyiduoxuyaojingxinhehudejiaoruobaimeigui;zainvshengyanli,woshiyigehaowugongjixingdetianmeiguimi。tamendouaizhewohualesannianshijian,weitamenjingxindazaodezheigerenshe。dantamenbuzhidao,zaisimideliaotianjiluli,huozheyonglingyifumiankongdewo。jintian,neixieshenmaizaiwangluoshijielideyinmimiankong,beigongzhiyuzhong。dangshoujipingmuliangqi,danchuneitiaoxiaoyuanluntandelianjieshi,woqinshougoujiandetangguowu,zaiqingkejianbengta。tiezidebiaotishixuehongsede,jiacu,fangfoyishengjianxiao——《shendukaibaadabailianhualinweidezhenshimianmao,fuhailiangliaotianjilu!》xiamian,jiushiwodewanzhangshenyuan。youxijieshule。huozheshuo,zhenzhengdeyouxi,caiganggangkaishi。

“weiwei,zheidaotidejiefa,nizaijiwojiangyibianhaoma?wohaishiyoudianmeitingdong。”

wuhoudeyangguangtouguotushuguanjudadeluodichuang,sazaijiangzheyingjundecelianshang,weitadushangleyicengrouhedejinbian。taweiweizhouzhemei,zhuanzhudikanzhewo,yanshenlidaizheyisiqiadaohaochudekunhuohequanrandexinren。

duowanmeideyizhanglian,duowanmeideliewu。

woxinzhonglengxiaoyisheng,lianshangqueyangkaiyigegengjiawenroutianmeidexiaorong,shentibuzijuedixiangtaneibiancoulecou,fasijihuyaocengdaotadejianbang。woyadileshengyin,qixiwenruandifuguotadeerpan:“azhe,nizheilixiangcuola,zheigegongshiyinggaizheiyangdairucaidui……”

wonengqingxidiganjuedao,jiangzhedeshentiyoushunjiandejiangying,ergenyefanqikeyidehongse。

henhao,jindutiaoyouxiangqiantuijinlebaifenzhishi。

jiangzhe,adajianzhuxidecaizi,xiaolanqiuduiduizhang,jiashangyouyuedejiajing,shidangzhiwukuidetianzhijiaozi,yeshiwojihuazhong,daxuebiyeqianbixunaxiadezhongjimubiao。weileta,wopudianlezhengzhengyinian。cong“wuyijian”xuanletongyimenxuanxiuke,dao“pengqiao”zaitongyigeshetuan,zaidao“jingyadifaxian”womendouxihuantongyigexiaozhongledui。meiyibu,doujingguolejingmidejisuan。

erxianzai,tayijingwanquanluorulewodewangzhong,zhichazuihoushouwangdeyibu。

yuguangli,wopiejianzuozaibuyuanchudeyigeshenying——suqing。tazhengjiazhuangkanshu,shixianquebushoukongzhidiyicicipiaoxiangwomenzheibian,yanshenlishizangbuzhudeandanheshiluo。

he,youshita。yigezhizhidaomaitoukudu,lianhenanshengshuohuadouhuilianhongde“haoxuesheng”。taxihuanjiangzhe,jihushisimazhaozhixinlurenjiezhi。kexi,zaizheizhongqingchangdeyouxili,talianzuowoduishoudezigedoumeiyou。nanren,youqishijiangzhezheizhongbeipengguanledenanren,zenmehuixihuanguadanwuweidebaikaishuini?tamenaide,shikanqilaichunjingwuhai,quenengshishikekeliaodongtamenxinxian,rangtamenchanshengqiangliebaohuyude“xiaotianxin”。

比如我。

“weiwei,nizhencongming,woyixiazijiudongle!”jiangzhehuangrandawu,kanzhewodeyanshenlichongmanlehaobuyanshidexinshangheaimu,“weileganxieni,jinwanwoqingnikandianyingba?zuijinxinshangyingdeneibu《xinghezhilian》。”

来了。

woxinzhongyizhenkuangxi,zheijihujiushizhungaobaile。danwolianshangqueluchuyisiweinandeshense,qingqingyaozhexiachun:“keshi……wotingshuosuqingyehenxiangkanzheibudianyingni,tashangcihaigenwotiguo。yaobu,womenjiaoshangtayiqiba?dajiadoushipengyouma。”

wokandaojiangzhedemeitoubuyichajuedizhouleyixia,xianranduizheigetiyibingbuganmao。eryuanchudesuqing,zaitingdaowotidaotademingzihou,mengditaiqitou,yanzhongshanguoyisicuoehe……ganji?

真是天真得可笑。

wodangranzhidaojiangzhehuijujue。wozheimeshuo,buguoshiweilezaitamianqian,zaicigongguwoshanliang、titie、chuchuweipengyouzhexiangdewanmeirenshe。shunbian,yerangsuqingneigebendan,duiwogengjiaganjitiling,fangsongjingti。

guoran,jiangzhelikeshuodao:“buyongle,zheishiwoteyiweileganxienicaiqingde。xiaciyoujihuizaiyuetaba。”

“zheiyang……buhaoba?”woguzuoweinan,shengyinxiaodexiangwenziheng。

“jiuzheimedingle。”jiangzheburongzhihuidizuolejueding,lianshangshizhangkongyiqiedezixinxiaorong。

wo“mianweiqinan”didianlediantou,chuixiadeyanlian,zhezhulewozuijiaoneimodechengdexiaoyi。

yiqiedouanzhaojubenwanmeidijinxingzhe。tushuguanlianjingdenengtingdaobijianhuaguozhizhangdeshashasheng,chuangwaideyangguangzhenghao,xinyidenanshengfachuleyuehuiyaoqing,erqianzaideqingdi,zhinengzaijiaoluolianranshenshang。

raner,jiuzaiwoyiweijintianyoujiangshiwanmeideyitianshi,wodeshoujituranfengkuangdizhendongqilai。

bushiyigerendexiaoxi,ershiwushugeweixinqun,douzaiyimeimiaojishitiaodesudushuaxinzhe。jinjiezhe,haojigepengyoujielianjiwofalailetongyitiaolianjie。

“weiwei!kuaikanxuexiaoluntan!yourenheini!”

“tiana,zheisheigande?taiguofenle!”

“weiweinibiepa,womenxiangxinni!”

wodexinmengdiyichen,yigubuxiangdeyuganshunjianjuezhulewo。

zuozaiduimiandejiangzheyechajuedaolewodeyiyang,guanqiediwen:“zenmele?liansezenmezheimenankan?”

womianqiangjichuyigexiaorong,yaoleyaotou:“meishi,kenengshiyixielajixiaoxiba。”

woyibianshuozhe,yibianzhandouzheshouzhi,diankaileneitiaolianjie。

——《shendukaibaadabailianhualinweidezhenshimianmao,fuhailiangliaotianjilu!》

xuehongsedebiaotixiangyibajiandao,shunjiancichuanlewosuoyoudeweizhuang。

louzhuyongyizhongjijinchaofengdeyuqi,xiangximiaoshulewopingrilishiruhe“banyan”yigeqingchunshanliangdexiaoyuannvshen,youshiruhe“bujingyidi”zhouxuanzaibutongnanshengzhijian,xiangshouzhetamendeyinqinheliwu。wenzikeboyouedu,danzhenzhengzhimingde,shixiamianfudaidejishizhanggaoqingliaotianjilujietu。

neishiwohewode“guimi”mengmengdeliaotianjilu。

yizhangzhang,yiyeye,xiangyimumuwushengdeyaju,quehanchulewoneixinzuizhenshi、zuiyinandedubai。

【截图一】

mengmeng:【tupian】(jiangzhezailanqiuchangdaqiudezhaopian)

mengmeng:nijiajiangzhejintianshuaibaole!suqingneigexiaotoumingyezaichangbiankanni,yanjingdoukuaizhangtashenshangle。

wo:he,jishenme,rangtaduokanjiyan。fanzhengyihouyoudeshitakudeshihou。zheizhongmeinaozideshudaizi,yepeigenwoqiang?

wo:duile,bangwoliuyiyixiajiangzhezuijinxihuanshenme,taneige**banqiuxiewodexiangbanfagaodaoshou。nanrenjiushizheiyang,niderangtajuedenidongta、chongbaita。zhiyuqian?tajiushiwoderenxingatmji,shuatadeka,woyoushenmehaoxintengde。

【截图二】

mengmeng:weiwei,xueshenghuineigebuzhangyoujinisongzaocanle,zhenxianmunia。

wo:xianmugepi。yigeqiongxuesheng,tiantianjiuzhidaosongbaozidoujiang,lianjiadeyinqin。yaobushikanzaitanengbangwonajiangxuejindefenshang,wolianweixindoubuhuihui。

wo:buguotazhangdehaixing,dangbeitaiyangzheba,wanyijiangzhezheibianmeicheng,yebunengrangzijikongchuang,nidongde。

【截图三】

mengmeng:jintiansuqingchuanletiaoxinqunzi,haoxianghaitinghaokande。

wo:haokan?nishenmeshenmei?neizhongtuhuangsechendetaxianggenyidongdenianhuanggua。woxiawu“buxiaoxin”bakafeisatashenshangle,kantaneifukuaikuchulaideyangzi,zhenjieqi。

wo:fangxin,woyijinggenjiangzheshuole,shitazijizoulubuxiaoxinzhuangdaowode,haifanguolaianweilewohaojiuni。nanrena,yongyuanxiangxinkanqilaigengrouruodeneiyige。

……

jietuhaiyouhenduo,meiyizhang,douxiangyijixiangliangdeerguang,henhendishanzaiwodelianshang。neigezailiaotianjiluli,yuyanedu、xurongbaijin、xinjishenchen、basuoyourendoudangchengqizidenvren,hewocikezuozaitushuguanli,chuanzhebaiselianyiqun,suiyuejinghaodexingxiang,xingchenglewubifengcideduibi。

wodedanaoyipiankongbai,xueyefangfozaishunjianninggule。

zenmehui……zenmehuishimengmeng?

tashiwozuixinrende“guimi”,shiwosuoyoumimidefenxiangzhe,shiwoyinanmiandeweiyijianzhengren。woziyiweijiangtalaolaozhangkongzaishouzhong,quemeixiangdao,tacaishizaibeihoutongwodaozizuihendeneigeren!

“weiwei?nikanshenmeni?liandoubaile。”jiangzhedeshengyinjiangwocongzhenjingzhonglalehuilai。tahaoqidicouguolaikanwodeshouji。

woxiangbeixiezizheleyiyang,mengdijiangshoujianzaixiongkou,jinghuangditaiqitou:“mei、meishenme!”

wodefanyingtaiguojilie,fanergengyinqiletadehuaiyi。tazhouqimei,haimeilaidejishuohua,tazijideshoujiyexiangle。tanaqilaikanleyiyan,lianseshunjianbianle。

wozhidao,tayekandaole。

zhouweideqifenkaishibiandeguiyiqilai。yuanbenanjingdetushuguanli,xiangqileciqibifudeshoujitishiyin,jinjiezhe,shiyayibuzhudeqieqiesiyuhegezhongtanjiu、zhenjing、biyidemuguang,xiangwushugenkanbujiandezhen,mimimamadixiangwozhalai。

woshenzhinengtingdaolinzhuolianggenvshengdeduihua。

“tiana,zhendeshilinwei?pingshikantaneimeqingchun,meixiangdao……”

“renbukemaoxianga,nikantaduijiangzheneitao,zaikankanliaotianjilulishuode,jianzhile……”

“suqinghaokelian,yizhibeitadangshazishua。”

wotaiqitou,zhenghaoduishangsuqingdeshixian。tadeyanshenhenfuza,youzhenjing,youhuangran,quemeiyouwoyuxiangzhongdexingzailehuo。tazhishijingjingdikanzhewo,fangfozaikanyigemoshengren。

erzuirangwozhixide,shijiangzhedemuguang。

neilimianzaiyemeiyoulegangcaidexinshangheaimu,querdaizhideshiyizhongcongzhenjing、nanyizhixin,daozuihouchendianxialaidebinglengheyane。tajiuneiyangkanzhewo,xiangzaikanyiduilingrenzuooudelaji。

“suoyi……”takaikoule,shengyinganseerbingleng,“neixiedoushizhende?”

wodeyanlei“shua”diyixiajiuliulexialai。zheishiwozuishuliandewuqi,wuwangbuli。

“bushide!azhe,nitingwojieshi!zheishiweizaode!shiyourenptuxianhaiwo!”wokudelihuadaiyu,chuchukelian,zhuazhetadeyixiu,jiuxiangzhuazhuzuihouyigenjiumingdaocao,“nixiangxinwo,wobushineiyangderen,zhendebushi……”

ruguoshipingshi,tazaojiuxintengdibawoloujinhuailile。

danjintian,tazhishilengmodi、yonglidi,yigengenbaikailewodeshouzhi。

“linwei,”talianmingdaixingdijiaowo,yuqilidaizheyizhongwocongweitingguode、chegudehanyi,“biezaiyanle,wokanzheexin。”

shuowan,tazhanqishen,kandoumeizaikanwoyiyan,naqizijideshu,jingzhizoudaolesuqingdezhuoqian,dishengduitashuo:“womenzouba。”

suqinglengleyixia,kanlekanwo,youkanlekanjiangzhe,zuizhonghaishimomodidianlediantou,shoushidongxigentayiqilikaile。

zhenggetushuguanderendouzaikanwodexiaohua。

woyigerenzuozaiyuandi,beiwushudaomuguanglingchizhe,lianshangdeleihenweigan,shentiquezaikongzhibuzhudifadou。

完了。

一切都完了。

wokuxinjingyingdeyiqie,wodewanmeirenshe,wodezhongjimubiao,woweilaijinxiurenshengderuchangquan……quandouzaizheiyike,huaweilepaoying。

fennu、xiuchi、bugan、haiyoushenrugusuidehenyi,xiangdutengyiyangfengkuangdizaiwoxinlizizhang。

孟萌!一定是她!

weishenme?wodaitabubo,zuixinkuandebao、**bandekouhong,zhiyaowoyoude,douhuifentayifen。wojiujingnalidezuileta,tayaoyongzheizhongfangshilaihuidiaowo?

shoujihaizaibutingdizhendong,weixinli,neixiecengjingduiwobaibantaohao、yikouyige“nvshen”depengyou,cikeyaomejinruohanchan,yaomefalaiyixiebutongbuyangdeanwei,zilixingjianquedoutouzheyigukanhaoxidexingfen。

zheijiushixianshi,qiangdaozhongrentui。

juewanghekonghuangrutongchaoshuibanjiangwoyanmei。wogaizenmeban?tuixuema?haishixiangzhiguojielaoshuyiyang,zaisuoyourendezhizhidiandianzhongduguoshengxiadedaxueshenghuo?

不。

wolinwei,conglaidoubushiyigehuizuoyidaibideren。

yigeniantou,xiangheianzhonghuaguodeyidaoshandian,shunjianzhaolianglewohunluandenaohai。

womanmandi,manmanditingzhilekuqi。wotaiqishou,yongzhijianqingqingshiqulianshangdeleishui,dongzuoyouyadexiangshizaifuquhuabanshangdechenlu。

zhouweideyilunshengxiaoleyixie,suoyourendouhaoqidikanzhewo,xiangzhidaozheigeganggangbeidarudiyude“bailianhua”,jiexialaihuiyoushenmefanying。

womeiyoulihuirenheren。wodixiatou,jiesuoleshouji。pingmushanghaitingliuzaineigerangwoshenbaimingliedetiezijiemian。woshenxiyikouqi,tuilechuqu,dakaileneigejihubeiwoyiwangde、jiamiguodelianxirenliebiao。

wozhaodaoyigebeizhuwei“qinglishi”dehaoma,diankaileduihuakuang。zheishiyigewohenduonianqian,zaichuliyixie“xiaomafan”shirenshideren,zhuanye,gaoxiao,erqiezuibahenyan。

wokuaisudizaijianpanshangqiaoxiayixingzi,meiyigezidoudaizhebinglengdehenyi。

“bangwochageipdizhi,haiyoufatierendesuoyouxinxi。woyaozhidao,shisheixianghuilewo。lingwai,bangwozhunbeiyifenmengmengde**heiliao,yuexiangxiyuehao,wozhidaoniyou。”

点击,发送。

kanzhepingmushangxianshichude“xiaoxiyifasong”detishi,wohunluandexintiao,jingranqijibandipingfulexialai。

wotaiqitou,muguangpingjingdisaoguotushuguanlineixieyijiuzaitoumiaowodemiankong,zuihou,wodeshixianluozailejiangzhehesuqinglikaidefangxiang。

yimobinglengde、jinhucanrendeweixiao,zaiwochunbianhuanhuanzhankai。

nimenyiwei,zheiyangjiunengdabaiwolema?

nimenxiangkanwoku,kanwobengkui,kanwolangbeidigunchusuoyourendeshixian?

做梦。

zheichangyouxi,bushinimenshuojieshu,jiunengjieshude。jirannimenqinshousixialewodemianju,neijiubieguaiwo,rangnimenjianshiyixia,mianjuzhixia,daodizangzheyigezenyangdemogui。