第1章 租房子

yanyanxiari,chiredefengxiangjiaoshuiyiyang,miannianzairenmenshenshang。

liuhuosishedejijieli,taiyangsanfazhehuoredeguanghui,guangmangxiangliehuoyiyangzaihongkaozhedadi。

nvrenmenchuanzheduanxiu,gaotiaomeili。

zheizhongqingxindedapei,jiangnanrenmendeshixianquandouxiyinleguoqu。

nanrenmenchuizhekoushao,luchubuyaneryudexiaorong。

zaipinjieryouqiongkundeshanlidaileershierniandeyexuan,wangzhejieshangdemeinv,ganjinshouhuilemuguang。

jieshangdezheixienvrenhelaotouzikandexiaohuangshulimiaoxiedebutaiyiyang。

yinwei,jieshangdenvrenshihuidongde。

zaishanshang,laotouzijingchangjiaoyuyexuan,ruguokannvrenkandeduole,henrongyiyingyangbuliang。

“woyexuan,zuoweizuguoweilaidehuaduo,jueduibunengbeimeinvduhai。”

yexuanmonianzhelaotouzijiaojitadehua,xinlipingjinglehenduo。

laotouzishiyexuandeshifu,shuoqihualai,caozhedongbeikouyin。yikoulaoya,xiangyumiliside。

zhenggerenkushouruchai,xiangshigeshouhouyiyang,youqixihuanxiyan,tebieshihanyan。

zailaotouzideyaojianchangbiezheyigantongzhideyanqiang,pingdanwuqi,danpianpianjiushizheiyangdeyigelaotou,queyongyouzheshifenqiangdadeliliang,jianzhijiushiyishuangquantoudatianxia,yiganyanqiangzousifang。

“gaisidelaotouzi,rangwoxiashanzhaoyigenvren,neinvrenyoushenmetezhengdoubujiwo,haijiujiwoliangkuaiqian,zheizhengouzufangzide?”

yexuanyilianmangran,ruoyousuosidekanzheshouliwozhedeneiliangmeiyiyuanyingbi,bulijiediyihuodao。

yexuanshoulijinyoudezheiliangmeiyingbi,keshilaotouziyibianliuzheyanlei,yibianyiyibushedicongchouqihonghongdekutouzhongnachulaide。

chuanguojiedao,jiushibieshuqu。

wangzheyanqianzhandishumuyouyudehaohuadabieshu,yexuanguqiyongqi,dadandeanxiangleyanqianbieshudemenling。

叮咚!

henkuai,congbieshuneitingzhongzouchuleyigezhengchuanzheshuiyidenvhai。

nvhainianqingmaomei,tingtingyulidezhanzaiyexuandeshenqian,lengaodeyanshenfangfomukongyiqie,yingtaobandezuishang,tumozhelieyanshenhongsedekouhong,yishuangshuilingdeyanjing,fanchushifenbinglengdemouguang。

cike,nvhaimuguangruren,saoshezaiyexuanshentizhishang,tazaishangxiadaliangzheyexuan。

tongyang,yexuanyezaihaowujidandekanzheyanqianzheigemaomeiruhuadenvhai,kaikoudao:“wozaiwangshangkandaolenidezhaozuxinxi。”

“就你?”

nvhailenglengyixiao,mieshideyanshenhengsaozaiyexuanshenshang,tayuanbenyouxiepijuandeshuangmu,dunshishanshuochulejidaoguangmang。

tadingkanzheyexuan,zaiyexuanjiaoshang,chuanzheyishuangditanhuoderenzituo,shangshenzeshichuanzhewukuaiqianyijiantxu。

jiuzheizhongren,yepeihetahezu?

zheijiahuo,haizhenyoulianlaiwen。

dangzhenshihouyan**zhiren!

“zenmele?wobukeyima?”

zhiyimiao,yexuanbianjiangnvhaihunshenshangxiakanlegebian,nvhaisanweishenmedegengshileruzhizhang。

yexuanzaineixinzhong,haibuduandigantandao“xianzainvhaifayuzhenhao”。

zheinvhaikanzheyejiushiershisuidenianling,gaifayudedifangquandoufayule,haifayudehenhao。

yexuanxinlixieedexiaozhe,biaomianshang,quezhishiluchudandandiweixiao,yanranyifuzhengrenjunzimoyang。

“zheilishibieshuqu。nizhidaozheidezujinshiduoshaoma?”

refengchuiguo,nvhaiqingqingdiliaodongzhepijianzhangfa,lengxiaolejisheng,zhiwendao。

nvhaimingjiaotangxiaorou,zheidongbieshushitafumuzhuanmenweitamaixiade,yibiantanengkaoxuexiaojinyixie。

dantangxiaorouquejuedeyigerenjuzhutaiguowuliao,baomu、baoantaiguowuqu,suoyitacaixiangdaochuzufangzizheigedianzi,xiwangnengrangbieshurenaoxie。

sheizhidao,gangfashangwangdexiaoxi,jiubeizheiyangyige……buzhicongnageshangoulichulaidejiahuojikandaole。

zuiguanjiandeshizheijiahuo,juranhaizhenganshangmenlaiwen。

yaozhidao,zheibieshusuozaiweizhi,shijiangbeishiwaitanqu,zheilidefangziyipingmiyaoshijiwannihaobuhao!

jiuchuanchengzheizhongyangzidejiahuo,hunshenditanhuo,juranhaihaoyisikaikouzuzheilidefangzi?

baituo,dashu,laizhiqianzhaoguojingzima?

zhibuzhidaoshenmejiaozuohouyan**?

yishunjian,zheixiehuadoucongtangxiaorounaohailipiaoguo。

dantayouzhejihaodesuyang,yingshijiangzheixiehuabiejinxinli,xuanzelepingxinjingqideheyanqianzheigeqiongjiahuotanyitan‘qian’dezhexue!

“xiashanqian,shifujiwoshuo,jiangbeishidefangzi,liangkuaiqianjiukeyizule。”yexuanyihuo,yaoleyaotou,youshuodao:“nandaobushizheiyangdema?”

congxiaoshenghuozaishanlideyexuan,duijinqianbingmeitaidagainian。

chulemeigeyuehuichuquzhixingjicirenwuyiwai,yexuanshihenshaojiechuwaijiede。

erqie,jibianchurenwu,yexuanyezhishiquyixiebijiaopianyuandediqu。

pirushuo,baimuda、jinsanjiao。

zaizheixiedifang,jinqian……yuanyuanmeiyouwulilaidegengyoujiazhi。

suoyi,duiwulizhibaobiaodeyexuaneryan,quefazhejinqiangainian,shihenzhengchangde。

“liangkuaiqian……dashu,niquedingnibushilaizheigaoxiaode?zheilidefangzi,ruguoyaozuyigeyue,zuidiyeyaowuqiankuai。”

tangxiaorouxianxieyikoulaoxuepenchu,kanzheyanqianzheigeqiongxiaozi,lengshengshuodao。

“wuqiankuai?wojide,womeicichurenwu,haoxiangdouyouyiliangqianwanmeijin。zheicizhidailiangkuaiqian,shiyinweilaotouzigaosuwochumenyongbuzheqian,zufangziliangkuaiqianjiugou,queqianle,zhijieqiangbierendejiuxingle。”

yexuanqingshengdigudao,shoulibeizuanjindeliangmeiyingbisihuzhenmeishenmeyongchu。

“xingle,buzufangzijiuganjinzou。aiyan!”

tangxiaoroubujinrouleroutaiyangxue,daqingzaojiubeizheiyangyigeshanquxiaobiesanjiwannongyidun,tangxiaorouxinqinghenbuhao。

zheijiahuo,jueduinaocanjiazhizhang,henkenenghaishigeshenjingbing。

“呵呵。”

yexuankuxiaozhe,zhuanshen,lazheshenhoupojiudexinglixiang,likaibieshudamen。

zhengdangyexuangangzhunbeilikaishi,yidaoqiangjingeryoucierdefadongjihongmingshengcongbuyuanchuchuanlai。

jiuzaineichentufeiyangdeyishunjian。

yiliangxuehongsedeqiche,cheshenliuxianruren,fengmangsishe,yizhitiaoyuedemabeixiangqianzaicheqiangaishang,zhengliangchexiandeshifenshehua,yizhejichadezitai,tingzaileyexuandezhengqianfang。

法拉利!

“xiaorou,jintianshinishengri,wolaijinisonghuale。”

falalidejiandaoshichemendakai。

yigechuanzheshuaiqi,xizhuanggelv,pixiezengliangdenanzi,shuzhexieliuhai,liuzheyanweifa,daizheyifujinsikuangyanjing,shouzhongnazheyishujiushijiuduomeiguihua,zhanzailebieshumenqian,handao:“xiaorou,zuowonvpengyouhaoma?”

“chenhai,woyijingyounanpengyoule。woquannizuihaoduiwosixin。”

tangxiaorouyigaijiaorouzaozuodemoyang,liansedunshibiandebinglengqilai,lengshengshuodao。

“xiaorou,biekaiwanxiaole。wozaojiudatingguole,nigenbenmeiyounanpengyou,jiulianzaigaozhong,nidoumeitanguoyicilianai。”

chenhaiyongshizhituiletuiyanjingkuang,yifuzhishifenzi,bu,yiguanqinshoudemoyang,tabanmizheyanjingkanzhetangxiaorou,yinxiaozheshuodao:“nijiubiepianwole。”

suiji,chenhailenglengdikanzheyexuanyiyan,dichenzheshengyindao:“biegaosuwo,nizheigetuloubi,jiushixiaoroudenanpengyou?”

“额……”

yexuanwunaideyaoleyaotou。

zhengxiangbianjie,danmeidengtashuohua,bieshudamendakai。

tangxiaorouminranyixiao,puzaiyexuanhuaili,yishuangjiebaideyushouqingqingpaidazaiyexuandexiongtangshang,wanquanjiushiyifuxiangnanpengyousajiaodemoyang。

“zuoweizuguoweilaidehuaduo,youbianyibuzhan,shishadan。”

yexuanbenzhehaosedebenzhi,renyoutangxiaoroujinjinditiefuzaixiongtangzhishang。

真软!

tangxiaorouchennudehengleyisheng,queyebuhaofanu,weijiangchenhaiqizou,zhihaorenle。

“nishigeshenmedongxi?”

chenhaifennudedingzheyexuan,nuhoudao,yanshenhenhendiwanzaiyexuandeshentishang,shouzhongdemeiguihua,zhijiebeitapailuozaidi。

made,jiuzheizhonghunshenditanhuodejiahuo,yepeihetachenhaiqiangnvren。

renaolelaozi,nongsizheigegoubieyangde。

“hehe,zuoweizuguoweilaihuaduo,woyizhidoubingchengzhejiangwenmingliyi,shudaodexinfeng,nengdongkoujiubudongshou,nengdongshoujiubuliuhuokoudeyouliangchuantong。nishuo,nigangcaimawo,zheibushibiwodanima?”

yexuanlenglengyixiao,sanbuzuoliangbu,jianbushangqian,zhijiezhuaizhuchenhaidetoufa,anzhechenhaidetou,wangxiahenhendiyiya,suijixigaimengdixiangshangyiding,zhiting‘pa’deyisheng,chenhaidebiliangzhijiejiuduanle。

“**jurangandawo,laozinongsini。”

chenhaiyanjingxuehong,jinsiyanjingkuangcongzhongjianzheduan,biliangduanlie,bikongxueliubuzhi,tashuangshoushijingdisichezaiyexuanshenshang,fengkuangleyiyangzhoumazheyexuan。

“kanlai,wodejiaojiaoni,gairuhezuoyiminghegedehuaxiaren。”

yexuanzuoshoulanzhutangxiaorou,youshoufanzhezhangmian,mengdixiangshangyiyang,henhenchouzaichenhaideyoulianshang。

padeyisheng,chenhaizhenggerenhengfeichuqusansimi,shuaizaidishang,gutouzaikabengbuduandizuoxiang。

“wobuguannishishei,danqingnijizhu,yihouyouwodedifang,nizuihaobuyaochuxian。fouze……wobujieyizaidaniyidun。”

yexuanlengxiaozhe,pingjingdikanzhedaozaidishangdechenhai,weixiaoshuodao,ertadeshouzeshizaitangxiaoroudeshentishanghenhendinieleyiba。

“滚蛋!”

tangxiaorouchennu,hedao:“nizhidaonigangcaidaderenshisheima?”

“不知道。”

yexuanyaoleyaotou,wendao:“tahenlihaima?”

“tajiaochenhai,dongqulaodachenshengyadeerzi,heibaitongchiderenwu,nishuolibulihai?”

tangxiaorouzhoulezhoumeitou,zhushizheyanqianzheigedanranchuzhi、bujuehaipadenanzi,buyoumiqileyan。

zheijiahuo,juranbuhaipadongqulaodachenshengya。

“e,zheihuiyingxiangwozufangzima?”yexuannaolenaotou,yihuodao。

“……”

tangxiaoroushenjuehanyan,zheijiahuonandaoshiyuanshirenma?

tagangcaidadekeshijiangbeishidongqulaodadeerzi,jiupingduifangzheigeshenfen,jiuzugourangtazaijiangbeishihuobuxiaqu。

ketaquezhishidanxinnengbunengzufangzizheigewenti,zheijiahuonandaonaoziduanlule?genbenmeiyishidaozheigewentideyanzhongxing。

“zheijianshiyinwoerqi,ruguozhishizhudehua,nikeyizanshizhuzaiwozheili。”

tangxiaorouwunai,zhaolezhaoshou,jixushuodao:“chenhaineijiahuoxianglaiyazibibao,nidaizaiwozheili,chenhaikongpahaibuganzuochushenmeshangtianhailideshi,danruguonilikaizheili,wojiubuganbaozhengle。niduozhuyianquan!”