第一章 当一晚真男人,还是一辈子穷**丝?

“yunhaishihuanghouqujingxianhongyimenggui,juzhufujindedanghonglianxishengmomingshizong,xianjingfangyizhankaidiaocha!”

“yunhaishiqinglongquyoubachinvguichumei,jumujizhengrenwangdamasuoshu,bachinvguiyisihanjiao,shengaobachikeyitieqiangjiushiduxingzou,jinyibuqingkuangshangzaidiaochazhong!”

“yunhaishihaiwangqubanyetuchuangesheng,fujinzhuhuwangxianshengdangchangyangwei,muqianquyufujindezhuhuyijitibaojing,dengdaihouxuchuli!”

“bencibobaodexinwenquefayidingzhengju,qingzhubaochilizhiyusikao,qiewufengjianmixin…”

云海市。

某间出租屋内。

luyuntaitoukanleyiyandianshi,xuanjijixuditouxiangshoumianqiandekejipaomian。

buzhidaocongshenmeshihoukaishi,yunhaishimuduguiguaideshiqingjiujianjianbianduoleqilai,guanzhuleisishijianderenyeyuelaiyueduo。

napayitiaoxunchangdeshipin,zhiyaoshejidaoleisishijian,douyoubusudebofangliang。

“zhengtiandouyouleisidexinwenbofangchulai,yunhaishixianzaidemeitiyezhenshi,weilezhuanqianxiagaoxuetou,yidiandixiandoumeiyou。”

luyunsuozhepaomiandetongshi,haibuwangjitucaozheimeyifan。

xianzaishehuiliqizheimeda,yuqibofangzheixiezixuwuyoudexinwen,daoburufangdianheisixiaojiejiezhengdianyasugongshangdedongxigengweishiji。

guiguaizhishuodingduozhinengboquyixieyanqiu,genbenbuqieshiji。

等等!

luyunsuomiandedongzuoturanyizhi!

博眼球?

“muqianweizhibaochuguiyishijiandedifangbushao,kedangxiahaimeiyourenzaizheileidifangzhiboguoni!

ruguowonengzhuazhuzheibojihui,cengshangzheiboliuliang……”

luyunshenquchudianbanyigejiling,huanghujianyouzhongbokaiyunwujianqingtiandeganjue。

zuoweijiandingbuyideweiwuzhuyizhe,taziranbuxiangxinshenmeguishenzhishuo。

danshenweiyimingxiangkaozhibofajiazhifudexiaozhubo,tajuedezijiyoubiyaozhuazhuzheiboredu!

yanxiadehuanjing,buzhenghaoshijuejiajihuime?

yunhaishigedidoujielianbaochuleisishijian,danshouxianyuxiaguodefengminfengminsu,henduorendoubijiaobihuizheileishijian。

zheiyedaozhimuqianweizhi,haizhenmeirenquguozheileidifangzhibo。

没有过多犹豫。

luyunkanleyanshijian,jisidangzhaoqingsongdaquledianhua。

“开黑?”

dianhuaganggangjietong,neitoujiuchuanlaizhaoqingsongneijidongdeshengyin。

nanrenzuidadelangman,chuleshenyedepaojiaoyulingchendetaqing,wufeiyejiushibanyedekaiheile。

“kaijibadehei,woganggangxiangdaoleyigezhibodehaodianzi,nibarendoudaishang,zanmenquguanyayuankaiyichangzhibo!”

guanyayuanjiuzailuyunsuochudeqinglongqu,mingzisuiranfengya,queshiyizuobuzhebukoudegudaifenzhong,guimoyexiangdanghaoda。

buguoyinweiniandaiguoyujiuyuan,henduodongxidouyijingfuxiufenghua,rujinzhishengxiayigexiaotubao。

chuanwenzheilimaizangzheyiweigudaigongzhu,qichudaoshiyoubushaorenquzheilidakapaizhaoshenmede。

danzheilibijingmeishenmedongxi,houlaijiujianjianmeishenmerenqile。

zhidaobujiuqian,yitiaoxiaoxidengshangresou,cairangguanyayuanzhongxinhuidaozaidazhongshiyezhong。

juchuanwen,meidaolingchenshierdian,guanyayuanneijiuhuichuanchushenrendekusheng,bingqiezheikushenghaixiehudehen,tingjianzhirendouhuiyongxianchuwujinbeishang。

zhiyuzuizhongdejieguo,ziranshimeirenchenggongkandaoneisuoweikushengdezhuren。

bijingkushengzhiyoulingchenshierdiancaihuichuxian,napashidanzizaidaderenyebuganzheigeshijianduanlaidaozheili。

buguozheisihaobuyingxiangguanyayuandechaogaoredu。

yinweichuanwenzhongneiweimaizangzaizheilidegongzhu,shengqianguosetianxiang,qingguoqingchengyongyoujuesezhizi。

luyunziranyezhidaozheijianshi,buguozuoweijiandingdiweiwuzhuyizhe,taluyunconglaibuzhudongreshi,danyebupashi!

鬼很可怕么?

不!

穷才是最可怕的!

qiong,jileluyunwujinyongqi,huazuowujinzhirenyongzhutinei,jieryanshenchulequzhibujinyongzhibujiedeyongqi!

“nixiaozishirenzhende?guanyayuanneidifanghenxiehude,henduohuwaizhubodouchangshiguoquneilizhibocengredu,zuihoushierdiandoumeidaojiudoubeihepaole,bushaorengetianjiushengledabing。”

zhaoqingsongyouxinchongchong,bennengyouxiekangju。

“pageniao!zanmenkeshizhuanyetuandui,zhenyudaoshenmeguiguai,zhijiekousongqicaiyangguangbatachaodujiuwanshierle。

erqiezheicishigejuejiajihui,nixiangyixiang,henduodazhubolianshierdiandouchengbuzhujiuchele,ruguowomenchenggong,neiliulianghaibudeshuashuawangshangzhang?

nixiangdangyiwanzhennanren,haishixiangdangyibeiziqiong**si?”

陆云循循善诱。

唰!

tingwanluyunzheiyitongfenxi,zhaoqingsongshunjianjiubaduiguiguaideweijupaodaojiuxiaoyunwaiqule。

“neijiugan!laozisuiranshi**si,kelaoziyeyoumengxiang,laoziyexianggennvshendapukea!”

zhaoqingsongyiyaoyadao:“wozheijiutongzhitamenzuozhunbei,shunbianzainonggeyugaopianchulai,jiranyaozhibo,neikendingshiyaobaxuanchuantiqianzuohao!”

“keyi,nizaiquzhengyigenvyanyuan。”luyunxianglexiangbuchongdao。

“nvyanyuan?”zhaoqingsongbujie。

luyunganjueyanchunzhengkuaifanle,shenshourouzhetaiyangxuedao:“nijuedezheishishangzhendeyouguime?neisuoweilingchenchuanlaidekushengduobanyeshiyaoyan,ruguozhengchangzhibogenbenmeiyisi。

suoyiwomendezhaogenvyanyuanjiabannvgui,daoshihoujiemuxiaoguokendingbaozha。”

zhaoqingsongyifanzhuomojuedeyoudaoli,xuanjicongcongguaduandianhuaquzhunbeile。

luyunsuiranshixiaozhubo,zhuanyexiaotuanduihaishiyoude,tuanduilimiandengguangshi、caiguangshishadedouyingyoujinyou。

yiwangdezhiboneirongdoushihuwaidashan,zheigedaoshimeiyoujubende,pingjieluyunwuketiaotideshuaibilian,jihumeiyounvshengjujue。

danzhengshiyinweizheizhangshuaidaorenshengongfendelian,ranghenduokanzhibode**sidoushengchulejiduzhixin。

yongzhibojianzheibang**sidehualaishuojiushi。

niyadezijibameidapuke,wanshierhaiyaowomenjinishualiwudianguanzhu?

凭啥?

zheiyedaozhiluyundezhiboyizhimeiyoutaidadeqise。

zheiciluyunzhunbeizhuanbianfenggezhibolingyishijian,tayizhijuedezhibomeiqisegenzijimeiyoutaidaguanxi,yinggaishiticaidewenti。

风浪越大鱼越贵。

tayizhixiangxinzhiyaofengkougouda,dafeizhudounengqifei。

henkuaishijianlaidaolebanyeshiyidian。

guanyayuansizhoudoushihuangshanyelin,meidaozheigeshihousizhoujiujijingdekepa,jiulianchongmingwajiaodoumeiyou。

luyunlaidaoguanyayuanhoubujiu,zhaoqingsongyedaizhezhuanyetuanduigandaolexianchang。

duiwusuanshangzhaoqingsongyuluyunzonggongsiren!

灯光师名为刘马。

录音师名为刘马。

摄影师名为刘马。

后期名为刘马。

宣传策划名为刘马。

chuleliumazhiwai,zhaoqingsonghaidailaileyiweilaotou。

laozheliuzheshanyanghu,chuanzhehuangsedejingdiandaoshizhangpao,shoulihainazheyigefuchen,yifuxianchenburandeshiwaigaorenmoyang。

“zanmenkaigezhibo,nizenmehaibajialiqinqidailaile?”luyunzhigougoudingzhezhaoqingsong。

“zhanbianyideshiqingwozhaoqingsongkeconglaibugan,zheiweishiwozhaolaidedashi,madashikeshijubuyoumingdedashi,daoxinghenshen,daoshihouzhenyudaoshenmewenti,youtachushoudingnenghuaxianweiyi。”

赵青松尴尬一笑。

qishizheimadashiyemeizheimeshenhuqishen,zhuyaoguanyayuantaixiehu,taxiangqinggerenlaizhuangzhuangdan,ganghaozheiweimadashihenbianyi,sanbaikuaijiunengbaoye。

“amituofo,pindaoyoulile。”madashibainongleyixiashouzhongfuchen,chongluyundianlediantou。

“madashi,nizheixuedeyoudianzaa。”luyunbiaoqingguguaidao。

“suoweiquzhangbuduan,xianzaizheigeshidaibushijiangjiuchuangxinme?suoyipindaoyedadandejiangfodaoyudaojiaorongheqilai,xingchengleteyoudefenggeliupai,shizhubuyongdajingxiaoguai。”madashidanshouniechuyigefohaodandandao。

luyunzuijiaocheleyixia,zongganjuezheilaotoubushitebiekaopu。

buguoyewusuoweile,fanzhengtashibuxiangxinzheigeshishangyouguide,jinwanzhudingshiyongbushangzheilaotoule。

rangzheilaotouliuxialaizhuangzhuangdandadajiangyouyemeishi。

luyunmuguangyizhuan,zaidukanxiangzhaoqingsong;“bushirangnizhaogenvyanyuanma?renni?”

“gangganghaijiwodadianhuashuoduchelelaizhe,yinggaiyaobuleduojiujiulaile。”zhaoqingsongkanleyanshijiandigudao。

luyundiantou,yemeizaiyi:“neizanmenjiuxianduiduijuben,shunbianbuzhiyixiaxianchang,dengnvguidengchangdeshihou,woyaoxianchangkuangfengsiqi,zhizaochuneizhongyinsenkebudeganjue……”

henkuaisanrenjiukaishirehuochaotiandezhunbeiqilai。

shuangxiudalaomadashizeshipanxizuozaiyuandikaishibimuyangshen,yifushiwaigaorenshenshengbukeqinfandejiashi。

另一边!

zhaoqingsongzhaolaidenvyanyuan,yeyijingqizhexiaodianlvgandaoleguanyayuanfujin。