第1章
“qinaide，nitaihuaile！”
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dayupangtuoxia，yidonghaohuabieshunei。
tingdaowoshilichuanchunannvbukanruerdejiaoliusheng，zhanzaiwoshimenkoudejiangshengnuhuozhongshao。
youyutaiguofennu，daozhijiangshengdetoukaishijulietengtong，shentiyebushoukongzhidizhandouqilai。
sannianqian，zhaojialaoyeziyudaoshiyidejiangsheng，jiangqijianhuizhaojia，rangtayuzhaojiaxiaojiezhaozhongxuejielehun。
youyujiangshengbujideyiqiandeshiqing，erzhaolaoyeziduitafeichanghao。
yinci，napazhaozhongxueduijiangshengshizhonglengyanxiangdai，tayeyizhiquanxinquanyidijiangqidangchengshizijiqizilaihehu，duiqiguanhuaibeizhi，baiyibaishun。
kejiangshengzuomengdoumeixiangdao，zijiaihudeqizijuranzaojiuchuguile。
rujingengshijiangjianfudaihuijiazhong，xunhuanzuole，jianzhiqirentaishen。
“狗男女！”
dashou**dejiangshengnuhouyisheng，yijiaochuaikaifangmen。
woshili，yiduiyishanbuzhengdenannvbeizheituruqilaidebiangu，heleyitiao。
“啊！”
zhaozhongxuejingjiaoyisheng，tuikaishenshangdenanren。
“慌什么！”
neigeguangzhebangzi，quanshenjirougugudeyingjunqingnianmanbuzaihudipiezui，jixuwangnvrenshenshangcou。
“先别闹！”
zhaozhongxueanfuqingnianyisheng，qifendihouxiangjiangsheng：“nijinlaiganshenme，mashangjiwogunchuqu！”
“zhaozhongxue，niweishenmeyaozheiyangduiwo？”
jiangshengtongkudiwuzhenaodai，yaoyaqiechidihoudao：“zheisannian，woduinitaoxintaofei，baiyibaishun，erniquebushoufudao......”
“jiunizheizhongzhizhidaoxiyifuzuofandefeiwu，genbenjiubupeirangwoweinishoufudao。”
zhaozhongxuebunaifandidaduanjiangsheng，yanedao：“jirannikandaole，neiwoyelandezaizhezheyanyan，lihunba！
wodangchushipoyulaoyezideyalicaihenijiehun，woconglaijiumeixihuanguoni。”
“congshizhizhong，wodexinlizhiyouta。”
zhaozhongxuezhudongyiweidaoneiqingniandehuaili，jiaoaodao：“nizhidaotashisheima？”
“jiangzhouhaomenliujiadejichengren，liushuyi，liujiadashao。”
“nixihuanbieren，keyizhijiegaosuwo，wochengquannibianshi。”
jiangshengxiufendihoudao：“weishenmeyaozheiyangduiwo？”
beidailvmaozi，duirenhenanrenlaishuodoushiqichidaru，genghekuangjiangshenghaiyizhijiangzhaozhongxuedangchengshizhiai。
rujindezheiyiqie，duitalaishuobujinshishanghai，gengshichiru！
“heng！yaobushilaoyeziburangwohenilihun，wozaojiujiangnichuaile。”
zhaozhongxuelenghengyisheng，yanedao：“zhenbuzhidaolaoyezishizenmexiangde，shuonishicongtianshangdiaoxialaideren，juefeidengxian，feiyaorangwojiajini。”
“buguoxianzaihaole，rujinliujiayijinghuodeyujinlingwangzujijiahezuodejihui，qiantubuke**。”
“zhaojiayouleliujiadefuchi，rihoubijiangfeihuangtengda，jiusuanshilaoyeziyebukenengweileni，zhijiazuliyibugu，yusuoyouzurenweidi。”
yagenjiumeidasuanchuanyifudeliushuyizuodaoshafashang，dianranyizhiyan，xinvedao：“feiwu！niyuxueerzuolesannianfuqi，queliantadeshouzhidoumeipengguo，erwoqueshikeyisiyixiangshou。”
liushuyituchuyikouyanquan，kanxiangzhaozhongxue。
“taoyan，nizhenshihuaisile。”
zhaozhongxuejiaochendipaolegemeiyan，suijiyilianchanmeidikanzheliushuyi。
“feiwu，nikandaolema？”
liushuyideyididaxiaoqilai：“zhenshigemeidongdedongxi，hahahaha。”
kandaozijibaibantaohao，quecongbujizijihaoliansedezhaozhongxue，ruci**ditaohaoqitananren，jiangshengtoutongyulie，nubukee。
“我杀了你们。”
jiangshengrenzhetouteng，nuhouyisheng，chongxiangneiduigounannv。
mianduiyaopinmingdejiangsheng，liushuyimengdiqishen，yijiaochuaizaijiangshengxiongkou。
“peng！”deyishengmenxiang。
jiangshengzhongzhongdishuaizaidishang，tabenjiuyijingshiyi，zaijiashangtoutongyulie，genbenjiubushitigejianzhuangdeliushuyideduishou。
“feiwu，jingganhewodongshou。”
yijiaodeshouhou，liushuyiyijiubujieqi，chaoqichajishangdeyanhuigang，henhendizaxiangxiangyaoqishendejiangshengdenaodai。
“yixia，liangxia，sanxia......”
zhayanjian，jiangshengjiubeizadetoupoxueliu，yunleguoqu。
“biedale，zaidachurenmingle。”
zhaozhongxueshangqianlazhuliushuyi，jinghuangdao：“wanyizhenbatadasi，jiuwanle！”
“yigefeiwueryi，benshaonongsita，yebuyongdanfurenhezeren。”
liushuyidiudiaoyanhuigang，manbuzaihudiyongzhijincashou。
“tagaibuhuijiuzheiyangsileba？”
zhaozhongxuekemeiyouliushuyineimedanding，jinghuangdao：“kuaisongtaquyiyuan！”
“去个毛线医院！”
liushuyibuxiepiezui，yibianchuanyifu，yibianlengxiaodao：“woyaorangtayongyuanxiaoshi。”
suiji，liushuyiyongchuangdanguoqidejiangsheng，jiangqidiujinhoubeixiang，kaichelikailezhaojia。
jiangzhoushi，jiaoqu，wuliangshanshanjiaoxiadeyichuliangtingzhong。
yigechuanzheyitiaobaisezhangqun，pizheqijianzhangfa，qizhigaoguidanliansecangbaidejuemeinvzizuozailiangtingzhong，yibianheshui，yibianchichidiwangzhewaimiandeqingpendayu。
“xiaojie！nizhenxiangxinneigesuanminglaotoudeguihuaa？”
nvzishenpang，yigezisebusu，chuanzheheisezhiyetaozhuangdexiaomishu，maiyuandao：“tashuonihuizaizheiliyudaozhenmingtianzi，kewomendengleyitian，liangerenyingdoumeikandao......”
“那是什么？”
meidengmishushuowanhua，baiyinvzimengdiqishen，sisididingzheshanpofangxiang。
zhijian，yigerenying，yijikuaidesudushunzheshanpo，xiangzheliangtingsuozaideweizhigunluo。
haimeidengnvmishukanqingzhuangkuang，neidaorenyingjiuyijinggundaoliangtingqian。
lairenzhengshibeiliushuyicongshanshangdiuxialaidejiangsheng。
“wodimaa！suoweidezhenmingtianzi，jiushicongtianshanggunxialaidenanzi？”
xiaomishumengbidikanzhemanshenxianxuehewunidejiangsheng。
“xiaoyuan，kuaiguolaijiuren。”
baiyinvzhaohuyisheng，dingzhebaoyuchongdaojiangshengshenpang，taishoushitanjiangshengdebixi。
dangbaiyinvzideshouchupengdaojiangshengshi，zhengzhengxialeyitiandebaoyu，zhourantingxie。
jiezhewuyunsanqu，yangguangsaluo。
“buhuizheimexiehuba！”
mianduizheiguiyidejingxiang，mishuxiaoyuanhebaiyinvzidouyouxieshayan。
neigesuanmingdelaotouyetaishenle！