第1章
“你醒了。”
songwujizhengkaiyanjing，jiukandaobeiwolibantangzheyiweimeinv。
danhongxiaozui，edanlian，pijianchuiluodesanqianqingsibanzhemian，kanbuqingchu，keshipifuzhinenjiaohong，meiyanqianxiao，shuobujindewanzhongfengqing。
zhengzhierbanianhua，fengzichuoyue，meiyanwushuang。
neixianxifengyao，meigutianchengdejuemeiqizhi，rangsongwujiyishijiankandaile。
“e，nishi......aiaiai！”
songwujigangyaoxunwenshenfen，quefaxianzijishenwucunlv！
yanqiandenvzitaishouchediaojianshangpizhedewaiyi，luchutianebojinghexiangjianxiadehongdu.dou，zheirangsongwujiyouxiemeng！
zheidaqingzaode，shiwennagenanrendingdezhuzheibanmeise！
bixijianliuzhuandefenfangxiangqi，gengrangsongwujinaodaiwengwengzuoxiang，yezaicishi，tamengdiqingxing！
tabenshidiqiucongshiguojiamimixingdongdetebiexingdongzuzuzhang，chuohaohuaxia007，zaidiaochayizhuangwenwushizonganjianshi，weizhuabudaozeidierudongxue，meixiangdaozhijielaidaolezheigedaxiawangchao，heqianshijiqixiangsi，quecongweichuxianguodeyishijie。
qianshenyejiaosongwuji，benshenshigetaonandeliumin，momingqimiaobeirendayunshishoudasi，xinglaibianbeisongwujichuanyue。
“你......”
budengsongwujifawenshenmeqingkuang，nvzicheqibeizidangzhuziji，yangtianjinghu：“jiuming！feilia！”
“别叫！”
songwujidiyishijianchongshangquxiangyaowuzhutadekoubi，changniancongshiweixianrenwudesongwujimingbai，zheishibeirenxianhaixianrentiaole！
keshitajinghaidefaxian，nvzibeizilideshouruchuanhuayindiebanlingqiao，zhijieqinnakouzhutadeshou，shoujingerhenda，shunshiyigebozhoujiangtayazaichuangshang，dongdanbude！
songwujishenshoujihao，fangyandiqiuxianyourendi，keshiyuanshenshigeruoji，yishenshouduanshibuchulai。
jiuzaicishi，nvzisongshou，songwujigangyaojingzuoqishen，fangmentongyishijianbeizhijiechuaikai。
dapidejianuyuanpuchidaochongjinfangjian，daojianjiamanbozi，genbenbujitabandianfanyingshijian！
“taizifei！zenmele！”
yiweiguanjiahuangzhangdechongjinlai。
songwujikanzhenvzi，yilianzhenjing。
jingranshitaizifeiduguluo？
什么情况？
takeshijingchengdiyidajiazudugujiazujiazhudenver，gengshidangchaotaizimingmenzhengqu，tarikeyiwendinghuanghoudenvren！
wugeyueqiantaizidahun，putiantongqing，keshirenjinjiezhi！
xianrentiaozijiyigeputongrenzuoshen？
“wozhengzhunbeiwuxiu，bucengxiangchuangtanei，zangyoucidengjiannizhiren！ruobushiwojishifaxian，kongpa......”
duguluokanxiangsongwuji，jinghuangshicuo，chuchukelian。
宋无忌差点骂人。
nishenshoubiwohaihao，nipagepia！
“zhenshihunzhang！jiwozhuaqilailuandaokansi！”
“bu！yaoniusongyamen，shanchuangtaizifu，qirutaizifei，liangxiangzuize，zuyirangtajiuzuxiahuangquanpeizang！”
guanjianuchi，henbudejiangsongwujishengtunhuobo。
“taizifei，haoshouduan。”
songwujiyanshenlengliedekanxiangduguluo：“wocongweidezuini，weiheyaozheiyangzhengwo？siyeyaorangwosidemingbaiba！”
yitadeshenshou，ruozhenxiangnongsiziji，genbenmeijihuiqingxing。
jiranbuxiangzijisi，neikendingyouyuanyin。
duguluoqifendao：“nisichuangwodeguifang，wozhengni？zheishihedaoli？nikezhiwodeqingbaibeizangsongle！”
“wowuhuakeshuo，keshishiyijingfasheng，zhijieniusongyamenshalewo，yewanhuibulenideqingbai，bufangliuwoyiming。”
songwujidao：“wozheitiaoming，yinggaizhidianqian，taizifeizhitiaominglu，wodoujieshou。”
xingshisuopo，bizhezijirenzui，songwujiyezhihaojieshou。
xianhuoxialaizaizhaozheigeniangmensuanzhang！
kankantahululimaishenmeyao！
duguluoyigaiganggangdekuqirouruo，kanxiangsongwuji，youyadanmodecongyicezhentouxia，nachuyidaomaishenqidijisongwuji：“qianleta。”
shangmianxielesongwujichengrenchuangtaizifu，wei.xietaizifeideliangxiangdazui，xianzaiduguluodafacibeijiyuhuomingdejihui，ziyuanyinupushenfenguishunduguluo，renyoutabaibudengyixilietiaokuanhexinxi，mimimamaquanshizi。
jiandanlaishuo，yidanqianxiazheigemaishenqi，cishengsongwujidouyaotingmingyuduguluo，fanhuijiumianlinwumafenshi！
songwujikanzhezaojiuzhunbeihaodemaishenqi，xinzhitazaoyijihuahao，buqianjiushisi，erhuabushuoqianzihuaya。
dabulerihouzhaojihuitouhuilaisidiaojiushi。
他偷东西可是行家！
huaxia007dechuohaokebushikaiwanxiaode！
dengsongwujiqianzihuaya，duguluojiangmaishenqishouqilai，guanjiashiqudedaizousuoyourenlikai。
duguluoyouyadepishangwaiyi，neishuangmingmouruhaoyuebanqingchemingliang，daizhejugaolinxiadeshenshi，kanxiangsongwuji：“linweibuluan，nengrennengmou，nibiwoxiangxiangdeyaocongming。zaozhidaobufeizheigejingle。”
“jimouzhuolieleyixie，danshihenyouxiao。”
songwujipiexiangduguluo：“shuoba，xiangyaorangwozuoshenme。”
“成为我夫君。”
“？”
songwujichadiandanaodangji，yiweizijitingcuole。
jianduguluoshenqingpingjing，songwujidaliangzheduguluodeshencai，wanweiyixiao：“taizineifangmian，zheimechajingma？”
duguluoyanshenlenglie，dao：“wonianjinishicongmingren，henihaohaoshuohua，nibiezhaosi！”
“zhuyaoshinishuodetailipu，hennanbuxiangwai。”
songwujisonglesongjian，dayedabuguo，mayemabude，haiqianlemaishenqi，yanxiazhinengrensong。
duguluolandelihuisongwuji，zouxiachuanglaidaoqiangqian，chexiayigehuajuan。
shangmianhuazheyigeren，hesongwujiyimoyiyang，danshishenzhelongwenhuangpao，shouwozhishan，ruyasuihedegaoguiqizhiyueranzhishang。
“zenmeshiwo......longwenhuangpao......taizi！”
songwujizhenjingdekanxiangduguluo。
duguluoweiweieshou，gaosusongwujiwugeyueqian，taiziyudajinwangchaodezhandouzhongdahuoquansheng，rongdengchujunzhiwei，tayezaineishifengzhichenghun。
danbuliaodongfanghuazhuyezaidaowunei，neishicaizhidaotazhonglexiyuqidu，huizhongshentanhuanzaichuang，shenzhibuqing。
renhaihuozhe，keshizhuduoshenyikanguodoushuowuyaokeyi，cishengmeiyouxinglaidekeneng！
“ruobeipangrenzhixiaotaizichenglehuosiren，shibihuibeiboduochujunzhiwei，yincixuyaoxunzhaoyutazhangxiang、shencai、rongmao、shengyindoujiqixiangsizhirendaiti！”
tamuguangkanxiangsongwuji，yisihenmingxian。
dafeizhouzhangjiangsongwujizhualaiqiangxingkouzuidemude，jiushiyinweitahetaizitaixiangle！
shiwuketidaideyingzirenxuan！
“taizizhiweiranglebianshi，weiguoxiaolizhongledu，zongbuzhiyuhaiyaodingzuiba？ruoshimaomingdingtibeifaxian，caishidazui。”
“nidongshenme！taiziweilechujunzhiwei，fuchuleshijiniandexinkunuli，dezuilebuzhidaoduoshaoren，yifutadetaizi.danggengshibuzhidaoyouduoshaoren！”
“rang？nikezhidaohuiyouduoshaorenyincisangming！”
duguluolengmoukanxiangsongwuji：“naparihoubeifaxian，xianzaiyejueduibuneng！”
“niruoxianghuozhe，jiuhaohaopeihe，shichengziyounideshangci！”
songwujimingbailezijidezhongyaoxing，xinshangzhetazheizhangjuemeiderongyan，youyiwuyideshuodao：“woruoningsibucongni？”
“duiwomeneryanyouhaiwuyi，yunieryan，siluyitiao，meiyourenhehaochu。”
duguluodao：“niruoxiangyaojiejititiaojian，dakeyikaikou。nenglifanweinei，douhuimanzuni。zheiyeshiniyinggaidedaodejiangci，dandecunjinchi，zhihuizizhaokuchi！”
songwujiwushitaweixiedeyanshen，hurantiaoxiachuang，coujinduguluo，yilianhuaixiao：“woshenmedoubuyao，niguiwojiuxing，nengdayingma？”