第3章可笑
“什么？”
wozhoulezhoumei，meitoujinsuo，xinzhongmanshibuyue。
zaizheigemingandejieguyanshang，wozhenshilianyimiaodoubuxianglangfeizaitingjiangyanshuohuashang。
raner，taturuqilaidedianhuaheneimomingdetaidu，yiguwuminghuoside，shaodewoxinliyefanzaobuyi，shenzhiyouxiehuaiyitashibushichicuoleyao。
毕竟我什么都没做。
dianhuaneitoujiangyanchuanlaiyishenglengxiao。
“niyaoshishizaixianzhemeishigan，jiubagongsidebaobiaokanle，meishijiwanqingdianshenmezan？！”
tadehuayuzhongdaizhemingxiandezebeihebuman，haoxiangwojiwanqingdianzanshiyijianshiebushededashi。
woyileng，liuyigexiaoxiaodedianzan，jiurangjiangyanduiwotaiduzheimeelie？
wochenmozhe，meiyoukaikou，erjiangyanjianwomeishuohua，yuqigengchale。
“yinweinidedianzan，wanqinggangcaibingqingyoujiazhongle！linhan，wogaosuni，wanyiyinweinirangwanqingyoushenmebuhaodexiangfa，woyidingbuhuifangguoni！”
wenyan，wobuyouzizhudixiangdaolezijidebingqing——naoaiwanqi，xiayishidikaikouxunwen。
“jiangyan，neiwoni，woruguosilezenmeban？”
dianhuaneitouchenmoleyishun，womurandikanzhechajishangdezawu，dengdaizhejiangyandehuida。
tasihushenxileyikouqi，ranhoupokoudama：“neinijiutamasiyuandian！yitiantianzhihuizhuangqiangzuoshinifanbufanalinhan！wogaosuni......”
wobudengtajixushuohuajiuguaduanledianhua。
leishuishashibushoukongzhidisusuluoxia，xinzangfangfobeiyizhiwuxingdeshoujinjinwozhu，tongdezijishuobuchuhualai。
yinweiwozhidao，wozhendeyaosile。
jiexialaiderenshengyijingkaishiledaojishi。
zheishigengshibuzhidaozijiduoniandefuchusuanshenme，shenzhimeiyouyidingdiandadongdaojiangyan。
diertian，jiangyanhuilaile。
wogangxishuwanzouchuweishengjian，jiukanjiantajinmenbadaidekuaicanfangzaizhuoshang。
tajianwochulai，shenshentanlekouqi，neiyanshenfangfobudongshideshiwoyiyang。
“ninengbunengxuexuewanqing？nidouzheimeduitale，taxianzaihaijidejinimaizaocan，linhan，fangxiaduitadechengjianba，wogentazhendeshenmedoumeiyou。”
woyihuodikanzheta，xinzhongmanshibujie。
wozirenzijibingmeiyouzuoshenmeduibuqiwanqingdeshiqing，zenmejiucheng“douzheimeduita”le？
zishizhizhong，wozhibuguoshijitadepengyouquandongtaidianlegezaneryi。
womeihangsheng，momodizoudaocanzhuoqiannaqiyigehanbaojiuchi。
jiangyanjianwozheimepeihe，mianshangtouchujifenchaofengheqingmie，yuqiwaku。
“dafubushishuorangnishaochigaoyangaoyoudeshiwuma？zenme，xianzaikanjianhanbaojiuwanglezhuangbingle？”
womeishuohua，zhishihenhendiyaoleyikoujichiranhoutaiyankanta。
shia，zhiqianshiyinweizhiliaodeyuanyinxuyaojikou，xianzaidouyijingwanqile，yishengrangwoxiangchishenmejiuchishenme，biejirenshengliuyihan。
chiwanhouwocalecazui，zhongyushuochulezijiangyanjinmenyilaidediyijuhua。
“jiangyan，nimanyile？”
zheiyangdewodagairangjiangyanyouxiebushiying，tadeliansedunshibiandenankanqilai。
“linhan，zheiciniyouxiangshuashenmehuazhao？”
tadeyanshenjingtihuaiyi，buzhidaowozenmeturan“zhuanbianzhaoshu”le。
womeishuohua，zhishimomodishoushizhezhuoshangdebaozhuangzhi。
jiangyanchenmoleyihuier，ranhouturankaikou。
“wodasuangenwanqingjubanyichanghunli。”