第5章 被吓傻的李明轩

zhongwudeshihoulinhaoyeyouxieele,zaoshangyemeichifan,tazhanzaidingcengkanzhezhenggenanjiangshihuanhuandao:“zhunbeiba,wutianhougongsibanhuiyanjing!”

zhanzaitashenhoudejiangshaomingyileng,dansuijigongjingdediantou:“shi……”

“hehe,nishuodoulainanjiangyinianle,nanjiangdetesexiaochidaoshimeichiguoduoshao,zouba,nipeiwoquchifanba……”linhaozhaohulejiangshaomingyisheng,ranhouqishenjiuwangwaizou,jiangshaominggongjingdegenzaishenhou。

linhaozouzaiqianmianjiangshaominggongjingdegenzaihoumian,yilushangjiuzhoujituandeyuangongdoutingzhenhande。liangrenkuaiyaochuketingdeshihou,turanlianggenanrenjicongcongdechongleguolai,weishoudeyigeshigezhongniantudingpangzi,lingwaiyigedaoshichuandexizhuangbitingdedaizheyanjinger,yifuzhichangjingyingdezuopai,genzaitudingshenhou。

“eiyou,jiangzonga,zongsuanshidengdaoninle?wolaolia,ninbujidele?zheibujiuxiangqingninchigefanma?quanziyefeichangxiangzhanyangxianindefengcai,ninkannengfoujigebomian?”tudingpangzigongjingwanfendeduijiangshaomingshuodao。

jiangshaomingmeitouyizhou,lengshengdao:“baoqian,wohaiyoushi……gaitianba……”shuozhejiuyaojixuwangqianzou。

xiayikelinhaoshenshoulanzhuletashuo:“niquba,buyongpeiwole,wozijizouzou……”

“shi!neininyoushisuishijiwodadianhua”jiangshaomingditouyingdao。linhaongleyisheng,zhijiejiuchuqule。

shubuzhidangtudingpangzigentaerzikandaozheiyimuhou,liangrenzhenhandedoushuobuchuhualaile。tudingpangzilianshangdelenghandouxialaile,yinweitazheihuizhengkandaojiangshaomingzhengyanshenbinglengdedingzheta!neiyisishitadedaolai,rangjiangshaomingmeijihuigenneigenianqingrenchifan!

neigenianqingrendeshenfenjianzhitaotian!yaozhidaojiangshaomingshishei?nanjiangshizuidagongsijiuzhoujituandezongcaia!tadourucigongjingdeyigeren,neigaiyouduodadeshili?

“jiang……jiangzongbaoqiana,neiweishi?”tudingpangzijiannandeyanlekoukoushui,yihuodewendao。

“bugaiwendebiewen!xiaoxinniqingjiadangchan!”jiangshaomingchenshenghedao。

“dui……duibuqijiangzong,wodong,wodong……”tudingnanrenganjinjijiangshaomingpeibushi,ertashenhoudeerziyeshixinliyizhan。

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chulejiuzhoujituandelinhao,zailubiansuibianmailedianchide,jiukaishiliuda,tasuiranguolaileyinianle,dantazhendemeikanguonanjiangshidefengjing,jiuzheiyangyigerenyiluzou,yequandangsanxinle……

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wanshangqidian,nanjiangjiangbianyijiaxicantingnei。chuanzheyitiaoheiseduanqunheisegaogenxiezhuangrongjingzhideshenxiyan,zhengzuozaikaochuangdeweizhishang,zaitaduimianshiyigeyishenyinsexizhuangdeshuaiqiqingnian。liangrenmianqianzhuguangwancan,hongjiupeiniupai……

nanrenxiaozhejishenxiyandaoleyibeijiushuodao:“xiyanxiaojiezhendehenpiaoliang,wolimingxuanbujieyinijieguohun,erqiewangyidougenwoshuoqingchule,niqunianjiehunshijiajiehun,weideshijichengnifuzaishenjiadecaichan。hengaoxingrenshini……”

shenxiyanyeqingqingdexiaolexiashuodao:“xiexienidebujieyi,lixianshengyehenyouxiu,shuaiqiduojin,erqiewogengpeifulixianshengjuranbukaojiali,yenengzainanjiangchuangchuyifantiandilai,ninzhendehenyouxiu……”

“shenxiaojiemiuzanle,shenxiaojiecaishitianxiangguose,shenxiaojieyaoshinengzuowodenvpengyoujiuhaole,laiheyibei……”limingxuanjuzhegaojiaobeigenshenxiyanpengbei。

“laiganbei……”shenxiyanwenweneryadejubeizhengyaohexiaqu,danjiuzaizheigeshihou,taturankandaolinhaojurancongmenkouzoulejinlai。takandaolelinhao,linhaoyezhijiekandaoleta,liangrendeyanshenjiuzheimeduishidaoleyiqi。

shenxiyanyikandaolinhao,dunshixinlidehuoqijiushanglaile。xiangdaojintianzaoshangyinxuanbangzhetadazijiliandeshier,yushitazhijiejiuqishenzoudaolimingxuangenqian,wanzhulelimingxuandegebo:“mingxuan,nihenyouxiu,woyuanyizuonidenvpengyou……”

limingxuanyejingyalexia,danhenkuaijiuqianzhuleshenxiyandeshou:“xiexienixiyan,woyihouhuihaohaozhaogunide,womenganqingkeyimanmanpeiyang……”

“ng……”shenxiyandiandiantou,ranhoutaturankanzhegangjinmendelinhaoshuodao:“linhao,kandaoleme?zhuiwoderenbiniyouxiudeduodeshi……”

shenxiyanbuzhidaoweishenmezijihuiduqiranglimingxuanqianzhezijideshou,tazhishiweileqilinhao!

而林浩也当真了……

linhaokanzheyanqiandeshenxiyan,kanzhezheigezijigaozhongcenganlianlesanniandenvren。tazheihuizhijuedeyiqiedoushineimedejia。

“hehe,zhunixingfu……”linhaoshuowanzhuanshenjiuxiangzou……

“zhanzhu!nijiushixiyandeqianrenba?biejizhezoua,ayigenwoshuoniliangegongzuodoumeiyou,zheiyangwoganxienizhaoguxiyandeneiyinian,wojinijieshaogegongzuoba,nikeyilaiwodegongsishangban。”limingxuanganggangshibeiduizhelinhaode,zheihuitazhuanguoshenlaijiaozhuleyaolikaidelinhao。

linhaoxinliyeshiwuyule,tashilitebiehao,suirangangganglimingxuanbeiduizheta,dantakancelianjiuzhidao,zheigerenzhongwutagangjianguo。jiushineigezhaojiangshaomingbanshidelipangzideerzi。

linhaobenbuxiangdashenxiyandelian,yebuxiangjiaoxunyanqianzheigelimingxuan。danzheigeshijie**duoa,niyueshibuxiangzhaore,zheixie**jiuyingshiyaochuxianzainimianqian!

yushixinliyouhuoqidelinhaohaizhenjiuzhuanshenle,ranhouwanweidekanzhelimingxuanshuodao:“hehe,jiunixiangyaojiwojieshaogongzuome?jiunixianzaishiwoqianqidenanpengyouma?”

“dui,jiushiwo……”limingxuanzhengshuozhedeshihou,turankanqingchulelinhaodelian。hongdeyixiataxinshenjuzhan,lianseshunjiancangbaiyipian。

taxinlizheihuiyiranaihaodaolejizhi:“zenmekeneng!sheitemedegenlaozishuoshenxiyandeqianfujiushigefeiwudeshangmennvxuni?sheijiadeshangmennvxunengrangnanjiangshizuilihaiderenwudangxiaodi?naozhewanme?”

limingxuanxinlihaipadaolejizhi,zhongwudeshihou,tabasisidedingzhuta,yihouruoshijiandaolelinhaobixugongjingdaojidian!limingxuandangshiyeshenshendejizailexindi。bijingyigenengrangjiangshaomingdiantouhayaoderenwu,bieshuotajiusuanshitabadourebuqi,neikeshifanfanshoujiunengrangtalijiazainanjiangshichumingdecunzaia!

limingxuandelenghanpadapadadewangxialiu……

shenxiyankanzhelimingxuandefanying,turanzhouqilemeitou……