第5章欺人太甚
母亲呢？
zhongmingzhouqimei，ganmangpaodaohushizhanxunwen。
“zheibingfanghaoxiangqianjitianjiuqingkongle，bingrenhaoxiangbeisongdaozawujiandefangxiangqule，yebuzhidaoyoumeiyourenjiezou。”
hushiqianyidao：“niyaobuquzawujiankankan？”
杂物间？
zhongmingdeyanshenyili，yigunuhuotengrancongxinzhongshengqi。
tajicongcongdechaozawujianpaoqu。
dakaimanshihuichendedamen，diyiyanbiankanjianletangzaijiaoluodemuqin。
tazhengheyanshuizhe，huibaidetoufashangluozhebobodeyicenghui，yikanjiushizaizheilidailebuzhiyitianle。
“妈！”
kanzhezijizhiqinzhirenbeiruciduidai，zhongmingdeshengyindunshiyizhan。
“zhongming，nizenmelaile？”zhongmuzhengkaiyanjing，shensejingxi。
“ninzenmehuizaizheili！。”
zhongmingbuyoufenshuo，jiangbingchuangwangwaitui。
“niganshenme？biefeijingle。”muqinjililazhezhongmingdeshou，xiangzuzhita
zhongminglengzhelian，meiyoulihuimuqin。
bingchuangbeitazhijietuodaolezhuzhiyishihuangshanhaidebangongshimenkou。
咣！
zhongminghaobuyouyuchuaikaimen，zhengzaibangongshilizuozhedehuangshanhaiweiweiyileng，zhoumeidao：“zhongxiansheng，nizheishishenmeyisi？”
zhongminglenglengyixiao，jiangmuqindebingchuangxiangqianyitui。
“weishenmerangwomuqindebingfang，batasongdaozawujianlai？”
zhongmingdeshuangyanmiqi，shenshangmimanzhechegudehanyi。
huangshanhaiheheyixiao：“nimuqindebingbudouzhihaole，zhishizaizheiyangyangshenti，yangshentizainadouyiyang，womendehushiyoubushibuzhaogunima。”
“suoyijiubatasongdaozawujian？”zhongminglenglengdao。、
huangshanhaibuyuedao：“womenyiyuangaojibingfanghenxique，doushijidarenwuzhunbeide，nibuguozhangzhejiangjiadebeijing，shaogenwokuangwang！”
“shihuagaosuni，yiyuanlailegegengdaderenwu，nizaijiangjianeidianbeijing，bugoukanle！”
zhongmingnujifanxiao：“yuanlairuci，ruguowodeshenfengenggao，womuqinjiunengzhushanggaojibingfangle，shibushi？”
huangshanhaijixiaoyisheng：“nitmyiweinishishei，shuohaotingdiannishijiangjianvxu，buhaotingdian，nijiushigechiruanfandesongbao，youshenmezigegenwozhishouhuajiao？”
“wojinizuihouyicijihui，bawomuqinsonghuiqu！”
tahunshendeqishimengranyizhang，nongnongdehanyiruwanguxuanbingyiban。
huangshanhaitiaoxindao：“nisuanshenmedongxi，haijiwojihui！”
“钟明，算了吧。”
zhongmujinjinzuanzhezhongmingdeyifu，patachongdong。
zhongmingqingqingpailepaimuqindeshou，shiyitabuyaojinzhang：“ma，zanmenyihoubuyongshourenqifu，ninbiedanxin！”
zhongmuyuzhongxinzhangdao：“haizi，haishisuanle，zawujiansuiranzangledian，danshihenanjing，wojiuzaineizhuzheba。”
“nimadoubuzaihu，nihaiyoushenmehaojianchide，dengleijialaoyezizoulezaisonghuiqubujiuxingle。”huangshanhaibunaifandao。
“kuangqie，zheishinijiusuannaodaojiangjia，tamenyebuhuiweileniyigeshangmennvxuqudezuirenjia，hebizitaokuchi？”
zhongmingshijiangjiashangmennvxu，fangzaiyiqian，huangshanhainapaxinlibiyi，zuishangyebuhuimingshuo。
danxianzai，tashileijialaoyezidezhuzhiyisheng，suanshizuozaileleijiazheigedashuxia。
jiangjiajibianbugaoxing，nandaohaiganheleijiasipolianpi？
xiangdaozhei，huangshanhailianshangdexiaoronggengjiaqingsong。
啪！
turan，zhongmingkuabuxiangqian，yibazhangshanzailetadelianshang。
taotiandefennu，daozhizhongminggenbenmeiyouliushou，shenzhidongyonglexiexulingli。
huangshanhaizhenggerenrutongpomadaiyibanfeilechuqu，zhongzhongzhuangzaiqiangshang。
“woyijingjiguojihui，shinibuzhenxi！”
zhongmingmuguangpingjing，danranshuodao。
huangshanhaiqiangchengzheiqilai，yanzhongyijingmanshikongju。
噗！
tatuchuyikouxianxue，qizhong，yinyuehaiyouposuideyachi。
“zhong，zhongming，nigandawo，niwanle！”
huangshanhaiyanzhongzangzheshenshendeyuandu，“leijia，buhuifangguonide！”
zhongmingdandanyixiao，“leijiayaolaibianlai，wodengzhe！”
“zhongming，zanmenzouba，huangeyiyuanzhujiuxing。”zhongmuhaipaerzibeibaofu，youxinchongchongdao。
zhongminglianselengjun，yaotoudao：“woshuoguo，zanmenjinhoubuyongparenheren！”
“jibianshileijia，yebuliwai！”
huayinluoxia，yigeyinsendeshengyinbianchuanlechulai。
“haodadekouqi，sheijinizibenmiaoshiwoleijiade？”
yimingzhongniannanrentuikaibangongshidemen，zoulejinlai。
“雷公子！”
huangshanhaimianluxise，haokudao：“leigongzi，zheixiaozijiushineijianbingfangbingrendeerzi，ninfuqinzhujinquyihou，taguolaixingshiwenzui，haishuoleijiagenbenbuzhiyiti！”
“ninkebunengjiuzheimefangguota！”
tazhidaoleijiarenxianglaibujianglima，gengaihuduan，suoyibizhongjiuqingdejianglezheijianshi。
“yuanlaishini！”leilieyanjingyimi，zitaisuiyidao：“bingfangdequeshibeiwomenjiazhanle，womenleijianengyong**bingfang，shiniderongxing！”
“ganjingun，wozhaohuangyishengyoushi，landechulinizheizhonglaji。”
zhongmingkanxianghuangshanhai，lengxiaodao：“haoyigediandaoheibai，niyiweileijiajiunengbaodezhuni？”
huangshanhaiselineirendao：“leigongzizaizhei，nihaixiangchengxiong？”
“bieyiweijiangjianenghudezhuni，zaileijiamianqian，jiangjiayebuguoshigedadiandezayu！”
huangshanhaichanmeidepaodaoleiliegenqian：“ninshuoshiba，leigongzi？”
leiliemanyidediandiantou，shuodao：“ququjiangjia，haizhenmeiruguowodeyan，wojintianxinqinghao，jinisanmiaozhong，guixiakegetou，zheishijiuguoqule！”
“zheiweixiansheng，womenxianzaijiuzou，qiuninbiejijiao！”
zhongmuhuangkongdekanzhejiren，jiqiedao：“woerzihainianqing，shuohuayoudianchong，ninbiejieyi！”
leiliezhoumeidao：“laodongxi，zheiyounishuohuadefen？”
zhongmuyanshenyishan，beihedexianghousuoleyixia。
jiandaozheiyimu，zhongminglianshangbiaoqingturanxiaoshi。yandiyinyinyoushengnuzhiyi。
muqinhanxinrukujiangtalacheda，shitarujinweiyideqiangua。
jingranyourendangzhetademian，ruciqirumuqin。
zhongmingyanshenfenglirudao，hanshengdao：“wojinilianggexuanze！”
“diyi，jiangbingfanghaihuilai，guixiajiwomuqindaoqian，woraoniyici！”
“dier，dengleijiarenguolai，tainihuiqu！”
噗呲！
leiliezhijiexiaochulesheng，tanachushouji，zhilezhimenwaidao：“nizhibuzhidao，wojintiandaileduoshaobaobiao，“henjiumeirenganzaiwoleijiamianqianxiaozhangle，xiaoziniyouzhong！”
“woyejinisanxishijian，guixiakeshigetou，jiuraoniyici！”