第5章
“啊......”
fenglirongwuzheliancanjiao，shenziruobujinfengdiwangdishangdao。
taxianggepofuyiyangpaoxiaonumadao：“wangbadan！nitemegandanvren，laoniangyao......”
“砰！”
lingyueyijiaochuaizaifenglironglianshang，chuaifeichuqutengdetamanlianshixuediguikulanghao。
“duiyuwodediren，bufennanrenhenvren，zhifenhuorenhesiren。”
lingyuehanshengshuodao：“dangran，nihaibupeizuowodediren，suoyinihaihuozhe。”
ganshoudaolingyueshenshangdehanyiheshaji，fenglirongdecanjiaoshengdoushijiaranerzhi。
“女儿！”
“姐！”
fangjianwaimianxiangqifengzhendonghefengshaojiedejinghusheng，ganghaokandaofenglirongxuelinlinditangzaimenkou。
“ba，didi，wobeidale......wuwuwu......”
fenglirongkuhanzhe，liuxueyouliulei，qicanjile。
“谁干的？”
fengzhendonghefengshaojiebafenglirongfuqilai，yikoutongshengdinuhedao。
“zenme？nimenhaixiangtiyanyixia？”
lingyuejiangmuguangkanleguoqu，lengxiaozhewendao。
“......”
尼玛！
fengzhendonghefengshaojiexinlimianyiqunyangtuobentengerguo，shunjianxiangqilezhiqianbeilingyuebaodadehuamian。
“yangshao，jiushizheixiaozidadewomen！womenzhishitixingtabuyaogenshenyanzouneimejin，jieguotajiudongshoudaren！”
“meicuo！womenbaochuyangshaonideminghao，zheixiaoziyewanquanbufangzaiyanli！”
fengzhendonghefengshaojieyinxiandihuoshuidongyin，xiangyaojiedaosharen。
zaitamenshenhou，haiyouyangshaoheliangmingqianghandexizhuangbaobiaogaoshou。
yangshao，quanmingyangxingchen，yangjiadashaoye，eryangjiadezichanshishenjiadeliangbeibuzhi，yangshijituanshibuzhebukoudebaiyiqiye！
“e？zaihongzhouhaiyourenganbubabenshaofangzaiyanli，buzhidaoshisheizheimeyoudanshi？”
yangxingchenwanweidixiaodao，shuaiqidelianpangdaizheyiguyinsendelengao。
tazhuiqiushenyandeshihou，yizhidouhenyoushenshifengdu，zhishaoduishenyanshizheiyangde。
rujinshenyaotianyaosile，shenzhixingxiangmouquancuanwei，baqinmeimeishenyansongjita，xiwangnenggoudedaotadezhichi。
taziranmeiyoujujueshenzhixingdehaoyi，buguozhichishenzhixingkendingbukeneng，yinweitabujinyaoshenyan，haiyaozhenggeshenshijituan！
“beirendangqiangshile，hainenggouxiaodechulai，niyeshigerencai。”
lingyuekanshazisidekanzheyangxingchen，bieyoushenyidixiaodao。
“你在教我做事？”
yangxingchenlianseyinchen，zhouzhemeitoulengshengzhiwen。
“yangshaowuhuile，womenzhengzaichulijiashi，rangyangshaokanxiaohuale。”
shenyaotiandanxinlingyuegenyangxingchenqichongtu，jimangganguolaidiaojiedao。
tabuxianggenyangjiajiaoe，dezuiyangjiadehouguohenyanzhong。
shenyanxinliyehenqingchu，yanshenshiyilingyuebuyaochongdong。
“jiashi？wozenmebujidenimenshenjiayouzheimeyihaorenwu？”
yangxingchenbuxiedichixiaodao：“fandaoshinimenshenjiadeshenzhixing，zenmebujianrenying？”
“yangshao，tashishenyandeweihunfu，shenzhixingjiushibeitadayunde！”
liulvshiturancongfangjianlimianpaolechulai，paodaoyangxingchenmianqianshuodao。
tabeipanleshenyaotian，ershenzhixingyouzaile，tazhiyouzhaoyangxingchenzuokaoshanle！
“nishuoshenme？tashishenyandeweihunfu？”
yangxingchenyibazhuazhuliulvshideyilinghewendao。
“shi，shizhende，shenyaotianhaishuo，yaobashenshijituanbaifenzhishidegufenjita！”
liulvshihederushidihuidadao。
yangxingchenqidebaliulvshihenhentuikai，shenzhixingzheigechengshibuzu，baishiyouyudefeiwu！
tahaijihuazhe，dengshenzhixingnadaoshenyaotiandegufenhou，tazaicongshenzhixingshouliduoguolai。
meixiangdaobanlushachulaiyigeshenyandeweihunfu，bujinyaoqiangtadenvren？haiyaoqiangtadegufen？
“xiaozi，shixiangdijiubahuntuile！nipeibushangshenyan！”
yangxingchenlianseyinhen，burongzhiyididuilingyueminglingdao。
lingyuedandandixiaodao：“benlaiwoshidasuantuihunde......”
“suanniyouzizhizhiming！”
yangxingchenwenyan，liansezheicaihaokanyidian。
“buguoxianzaiwogaibianzhuyile，zheigehunwobutuile。”
lingyueyilianrenchuwuhaidixiaolexiao，zoudaoshenyanshenbian，shenshoujiangtalanzaihuaili，qinmididao：“laopo，yuefugangcaishuoyaojiwobaifenzhishidegufen，woxianglexiang，bunenggufutadeyipianxinyi，zhinengshouxiale。”
shenyanqiaolianfeihong，huiguoshenlaihou，xiangyaolingyueyikou，zheijiahuotaibuyaolianle！
“你特么找死！”
yangxingchenborandanu，chongzheliangmingxizhuangbaobiaoxialingdao：“jiwodaduantadeshuangshou！”
liangmingxizhuangbaobiaolikezoulechulai，taishouwoquanzhijianguqijianyingrutiebandejirou，qianghandeqishixianluwuyi。
“yangxingchen，nibuyaoluanlai！”
shenyandanxinlingyuechushi，zhejidizuzhidao。
jiandaoshenyanrucitanhuzheigeweihunfu，yangxingchengengshinubukee，duhuozhongshao，zaicixialingdao：“batadeshuangtuiyejiwodaduan！”
“shaoyefangxin，zheixiaozigangenshaoyeqiangnvren，daduantashuangshoushuangtuidoushiqingde！”
“nixiandaduantadeshuangshou，wozaidaduantadeshuangtui！”
liangmingxizhuangbaobiaoningxiaozheshangliang，fangfobalingyuedangchengledaizaidegaoyang。
tamenshiyangjiacongguowaiqinghuilaizuobaobiaodeguyongbing，doushishaguorendehenjiaose！
“废话真多。”
lingyuezhijiedongshou，huiqiquantoujiubaohongxiangliangmingxizhuangbaobiao。
“不知死活！”
kaoqiandexizhuangbaobiaolengheyisheng，tongyanghuiqiquantouchongshangqugenlingyueduihong。
“peng......kaca！”
liangzhiquantouhongjizaiyiqi，chuanchuqingcuieryoujingsongdeguliesheng。
“a......wodeshou......”
xizhuangbaobiaocanjiaozhedaofeilechuqu，zhengtiaoyoubeidoushibeihongduandeniuqubianxingle。
yuanbenhaidanxinlingyuedeshenyanheshenyaotian，funvliangqiqilengzhule。
yangxingchendebaobiaogenbenbushilingyuededuishou！
“怎么可能？！”
yangxingchenliansetieqingdijingjiaodao。
tafuqincongguowaijitazhaodeguyongbingbaobiao，sharendoushiqingqingsongsong，jingrandabuguoshenyanzheigegoupiweihunfu？！
“xiaozi，wobudebuchengrendigulenideshili！meixiangdaonijuranshigegaoshou，zhidewoquanliyifu！”
lingyimingxizhuangbaobiaolianseningzhong，congshenshangtaochuyibaguyongbingzhuanyongdebishou，renkoudaizhefenglidehanmang。
“嗖！”
zhijianhanmangyishan，tahuiwuzhebishoujiuduizhunlingyuedeshentiyaohaibuweibaocierqu。
“小心！”
shenyanqiaolianfabaididahandao，weikonglingyuebeibishoucizhong。
“shaleta！jiwoshaleta！”
yangxingchenqueshimanlianshaji，mianmuzhengningdiminglingdao。
renzheixiaozidepingquantouzailihai，yebukenengdangdezhuguyongbingbaobiaodebishoucisha！
这小子绝对死定了！