第5章
zheidongshenmecaolaizhe，chiqilaidaoshigouwei，yenengshaoxubuchongdianqili，weiyidequedianshitabugouchia。
lufengweilejieshengqili，yebuxiangjingdiaozheiqunfanrendexiaba，zheicifangqileshiyongfeixingshu，gaiyongpaobu。
ershifenzhonghou，lufenghuidaolezijide“jiangshengdi”，kexideshizheilikongdangdangde，shenmedoumeiyou，xianqiandeneiliangwei“xiake”zaoyibujianlezongying，jiulianzijidexiaodianlvyebujianle。
zhengzaiyichoumozhandeshihou，zijideshoujiyouxiangleqilai，neiwei“jiangnvshen”youmaolechulai。
“wei，xinglude，xiaodianlvmeile，mingtianwozijishangxue，nibuyonglaizhaowole。”
zheixiaodianlvmeile，liangrenmeileshangxiaxuedejiaotonggongju，jiangyutingzirankeyimingzhengyanshunderangzhenghaikaichejiesongtale。
jiangyutingsixialiyijinghelufengshuoguohenduobianle，rangtahezijifuqinqutan，liangrengezishangxuedeshiqing，lufengshisihuobudaying，feidanmeitianzhunshidaojulizijijia2gonglidejiangjiadazhaimenkoulaijieziji，erqiehaihuimeitianleidabudongdesongshangmorningcall，jiaozijiqichuang，shundaizhejizijibeihaolezaodian。
jiangyutingdazheitongdianhuaqian，yezuohaolelufengsichanlandadesixiangzhunbei。
keshilingtameixiangdaodeshi，neibiandelufengsihugengguanxinneitaixiaodianlv。
“meile？zenmehuimeileni？”
lufenghennamena，zheihaoduanduandezuoqi，zahuishuomeijiumeileni，nanbuchenghezijineigejiujiexuanhuangqilinshouyiyang，shouzhongzhengqinle？
“......zenmehuimeide？nihaihaoyisishuo，wozheigangmailianggeyue，haishi**kuande，xianzaibeirennazoule，qisirenle，doushini！！！”
neibiande“jiangnvshen”huranbiandeyichangjidong。
lufengnaolenaotou，shiyiliandeheixiana。
zheiguniang，piqitaichoule，zheiyaoshihuanzaigaowushijie，lufengbaozhuntahuobuguosantian。
“sheinazoude，nahuilaibujiuxingle？”
lufengkebuguannishibushishenme**kuan，zaitayanli，youjieyouhaibei，zijiyoubushixiaoqideren。
“nahuilai！？nizuomengni，haotianbangderennazoudedongxi，jiumeiyounahuilaidedaoli。haole，bushuole，jizhule，mingtiannizijishangxue......nikeqianwan，qianwanbielaizhaowo！”
“dududu......”
lufengshitingdeyitouwushui，neibiandejiangyutingyijingfenfendiguaduanledianhua。
“qie，kouqidaotingda，youbenshi，yihounidouzijishangxue！”
gualedianhua，jiangyutingdunangqilexiaozui。
tazijixinliyeshuobushanglai，fanzhengjiushiduilufengjintiandetaidufeichangdebuman！
neibiandelufengyibianbashoujiliduijiangyutingdebeizhucong“jiangnvshen”gaichengle“jiangnvshenjing”，yibianzaizhuomozhezheigeshijiedeshidao......
naledongxibuhai？zheigeshijiederendouzheimebujiangli？
neigehaotianbangyoushigeshenmezuzhi？
yilianmimangdelufengsisuolepianke，xiangqileneiliangwei“xiayizhishi”lai。
zijixianzairenshengdibushude，kanlaizhiyouquzhaoneiliangweiwenwenle。
meijicuodehua，liangweikangkaijienangdeyishitijiguo“tianshangrenjiaktv”jigezi。
lufengtaochushouji，changshisousuoleyixia。
zheitianshangrenjianktvjiuzaisangongliwai。
lufengzhuomoleyixia，zheichucidengmen，bunengkongshouerqu。zaishuole，haodairenjiaduizijineikeshijihuqingnangxiangzhu，zijinaixiwuzhiren，zheijibendelishubunengdiu。
yanzhejiebianzouleshilaifenzhong，lufengshiyijianxiangyangdeliwudoumeiqiaoshang。
bushishenmemaishenmeguowanpiaopende，jiushimainiunaiyinliaode。
zijizuoweiyigetangtangwuzhe，zheixiedongxisongdechushouma？
zhidaozoudaoleyijiamingwei“xiaoquandaoxing”demendianwai，queshibeineiyibabajingzhidedaojujixiyindaole。
“zheiduogudao，jiwolailiangba。”
shenweinanren，zenmehuiyoubuxihuanwudaonongqiangde，lufengxinmanyizudifuleqian，chaoqizheiliangbaduogudao，jiushanglule。
duiyuzijijingxintiaoxuandeliwu，lufengneishixiangdangzixin，duandingneiliangwei“xiake”bidinghuimanxinhuanxidijieshouzijiguizhongdeliwu。
cishidetianshangrenjianktvli，wanghaoheneigejiaozuojiangxiaoyademeizizuowanlejiliedechuangshangyundong，xilebazao，daizhezijidejigedelizhushou，qianwangcangnanqu，canjiasanguibangnvwazideshengriyanhuiqule。
zheishanzhongwulaohu，houzichengdawang，zijialaodazoule，yimaqiuweishoudeyibanghunhunmenjiuzaizijiadektvlihehaile。
“gelianghao，awukuishoua......hehehe......”
“maqiuge，woqiangdoubufujiufuni，jiangjiayouruhe，jiandaonimaqiuge，haibushiguaiguaijiaoqian，lai，wojingniyibei。”
“bujiushiyigexiaoxiaodejiangjiama，jiusuanjiangjialaotoulaile，doudejiwokekeqiqide。lai，he！”
zheiyilianmazidezhuanghancishiyijingsanbeibaijiu，liangpinghongjiuxiadu，zuideyijingzouludapiaole，zheishuoqihualaiziranyeshimeibianmeiluode。
“buguo......woshuomaqiugea，zheicihuangmaohejizishangdebuqinga，daodizahuishia？tingshuoshiyigegaozhongshengzoude？”
“tingtamenfangpi！woguangleyiquan，doumeikanjianneigexinglude。wogujijiushitamenzijibaqiannongdiule，gaoleyichukurouji，fanzhenghaogeshuole，rangtamengundan，yidianposhidouganbuhao，womenhaotianbangbuyangxianren！”
zuixunxundemaqiuyaohuangleliangxiazijidedanaodai，mimihuhujiutangdaozaileshafashang。
tadejiweixiaodi，yemeihaodaonaliqu，shidaodedao，tangdetang。
weiyouneigewanghaodepintoujiangxiaoya，yilianbiyidisaoleyiyanzheihedelanzuirunidezhongren，mamalieliedihuizijibaofangqule。
jigexiaojiemeikanjianjiangxiaoyahuilaile，fenfenqishenyingjie，zheihaotianbangdektvli，sheibuzhidaozheihundezuihaodeguniangziranjiushijiangxiaoyale。
jiangxiaoyaqiaoqineibeibaisewangwabaoguozhudedazhangtui，duanqileyibeihongjiuzuozailepishafashang。
“tuoxiaoyajiedefu，womenjiemeijigecainenglaizheilishangban。lai，wojingyajieyibei。jiemeimen，yaozhidaozheitianshangrenjiankeshicanghaiquzuidadektvle，yitianchunliushuijiudajishiwanni。ziconghaogejieshoulezheili，wulunheibailiangdao，sheibudoujiwomenjifenmianzi。”
lingyigeshengaojiejinyimiqi，nongzhuangyanmodeheisimeizimanliantaohaodezuozailejiangxiaoyashenpang。
“ai......youshenmeyong，zheizhengshichanghe，haogeyebudaizhewo，nizaiqiaoqiaotaneijigeshouxia，zhengtianjiuzhidaohejiudajia，jiumeiyigerangrenshengxinde，nimenzuohuierba，woxiaquchuichuifeng，zheizhengrizaizheiwuyanzhangqidehuanjinglidaizhe，rendoukuaishale。”
jiangxiaoyayikouganwanlebeizhongdehongjiu，qishencaizhetadegaogenxie，yiniuyiniudichulebaojian，qulouxiatouqile。
cishidelufengtizheliangkougangmaideduogudaoyirandaolektvmenkou。
taitousaoleyiyan，zheiqibacengloudexiaoyangfang，shizhangdengjiecai，menlimenwaitingmanlegezhongxiaojiaoche，zheimenkouhaiyouliangkoudashishizi，shuodadetiemenqianhaiyoulianggeshenchuanheisexifudebaoandaizhemojingzaikanmen。
ruobushikandao“tianshangrenjianktv”jigezi，lufengdouyiweizijilaicuodifangle。
kexideshi，zheilizhuangxiudezaihaohua，yezhiyousuqi，meiyouyidingdiandelingqi，kebizijizaigaowushijiexiulianshidaidelingmiaochayuanle。
“chouxiaozi，kanqingchumeiyou，zheilishitianshangrenjian，xiaopihai，yibianwanqu。”
lufengzheiqianjiaohaimeimaijinquni，jiuyijingbeizheiliangweimojinggejihonglechulai。
“qingwen，nimenzheiliyoumeiyouyiweihuangsetoufadenanzi，zhangdejianzuihousaide，haiyouyigejiwotou，zheimegao......dui，jiaohuangmao，haiyouyigejiaojizi......”
lufenghenshiyoulimaodishangqianxunwenleyiju。
xiangqineiliangrendemingzilai，lufengbujinyaoleyaotou，zheiliangfumushizajiqumingde，yetaimeiwenhualeba。
lianggeshengaoyimibawuyishangdedagaogebaoanduishileyiyan，fanwendao：“nishishei？huangmaohejiziyijingbeiwomenlaodachaole。”
“炒了！？”
tingdaozheilianggezi，lufengdajingshise，zheimehaodelianggexiaohuozi，zenmehuibeirenjieguleni？
zheishijiehaiyoumeiyoutianlile。
lufengxianzaishiduizheishijiehaogandujijuxiajiang。
tanlekouqi，lufengxianranhaishiyouxienanyijieshouzheigebugongdeshishi，shenzhangboziwanglichouleliangyan。
zheihuangmaohejizimeiqiaojian，queshikanjianlebiede......