第1章 又疯又瘸的赘婿

“shaoye……nin……ninmeisizhendeshitaihaole!weishenmeninbuzaodiantongzhiwo!kandaoshaoyejingzaizheilishouku,wo……wo……”

江城,精神病院。

yigexizhuangbitingdezhongniannanzi,guizaiyizhangbingchuangqian,kudeshengleijuxia。

yefengchuanzhelansetiaoxingbinghaofuxiachuang,yiqueyiguaidezoudaozhongnianrenmianqian。

“woyeshizuijincaihuifushenzhi,duile,jialixianzaizenmeyang?”

cikexizhuangnanzicalecayanlei,youxiezhizhiwuwu。

“shaoye,yaoburanwoxiananpaininhuangedifangzhu,zheilishizaishi……”

yefengxindihuranyouzhongbuhaodeyugan,lianselenglexialai,lishengwendao:“nandao,nixianzailianwodehuadoubutingle?”

zhongnianrenetoushenchuleyicengcenghanshui,likedao:“shaoye,wozhengwenhaoyiqiedoushishaoyejide,jueduizhongchengyushaoye!”

“说!”

zhengwenhaotaiqitou,buganzaichiyi,yuqiyouxieji,dao:“chehuodeshiqingfashenghou,laoyezixinzangbingtu、tufa,taguoshizhihou,ninmuqinciqulejiazuyiqiezhiwuquweilaoyezishoumu,xianzaiyechengyijingdanglexindejiazuzhangduoren。”

yefengshuangquanjinjinwozhe,xinlimengranyitong!

tazaojiuliaodaozheisannianjiazudingranshifengyunbianhuan,quebucengxiangfuqinjingyinciqushi。

“haole,niqilaiba。”

zhengwenhaomanmanzhanleqilai,tasuiyijingshidingdingdamingdetianshengjituandongshizhang,keqingchudezhidao,yanqianzheigeyishoutibazijideshaoyeyouduolihai。

nengyishoufuchizijidaorujindeweizhi,yenengfanshoubazijichouhuiyuandi!

“shaoye,sannianqianjingdoumantiandoushininchuchehuoyunandexiaoxi,kexianzaizenme……”

yefengcongxiaoxiwu,congmingruizhi,youtiancaizhiming,daxuedeshihoujiubeizhidingweijingdoudiyijiazuyejiadejichengren!

neichangkansituruqilaidechehuo,gaibianletamingyundeguiji。

kechehuozhihoudaozijilaidaojiangchengzheizhongjiandeshiqing,tazenmeyexiangbuqilai。

“wodequechulechehuo,haizhuangduanyitiaotui,buguomeisi,yinggaishiyourenjiulewo,neigerensongwolaijiangcheng,haianpaichenglelinjiadeshangmennvxu。”

zhengwenhaokanlekanyefengdezuotui,lianseyizhennankan。

“dashaoye,ninshoukule,wokanchehuodeshiqingmeineimejiandan,xianzaininyaobuyaojieshoutianshengjituan,zheiyangyefangbiandiaochazhenxiang!”

“zanshibuxuyao。”yefengdangranzhidaozheijianshibukenengshiqiaohe,ershudeerziyechengshijideliyizhe,bachenghetayouguan。

仇,他一定要报!

zhishixianzai,tangtangyejiatiancaijichengrenyijinglunweiyigequezi、fengzi。

meiyourenhezhengju,gengmeiyouqiangdadeshilizuohoudun,maorandongshoushuobuyidinghuirangchourenxianzhaodaozijitongxiashashou!

“woruzhuilinjiadeshiqing,shilinjiayideyeyecuohede,niquchachazheigeren。”

yefenghezhengwenhaojiaodaileyixiedongxi,bianzhunbeilikai。

“dengdeng,shaoye,zheigeninyinggaiyongdeshang。”zhengwenhaokanyefengyaolikai,ganjinzhuileshangqu,taochuyizhangheijinbaifuzhangka,didaoletadeshouli。

yefengdianlediantou,shouxiahou,touyebuhuidezouchubingfang。

taxianzai,yaohuiquzhaoneigezhaogulezijisanniandelaopolinjiayi!

yinweilinjialaoyezideanpai,zheigeshanvrenjiajizijisannian,shoulewushudeweiqu,meicidouhuiliuzheleilaigenzijiqingsu。

yefengjingshenmeihuifudeshihou,genbenbumingbai,xianzaihuixiang,meiyimu,douhuirangtarenbuzhugandong。

suiranliangrendefuqiyoumingwushi,danlinfengqueyijinganxiajueding,zijiyidingyaohaohaoshouhuzheigeshanliangdenvren!

回到林家。

yefengzhengyaoqiaomen,quetingdaoyuemuchenxianglandexiaoshengchuanlechulai。

“gegege,wangshao,zheimedalianggejinzhuozi,kehualenibushaoqianba!”

“bomu,jiaowoyongjiajiuxingle,woduijiayidexinyiqizhishizheixie,rihouyaoshizanmenchengleyijiaren,napashiyizuojinshanyousuandeleshenme。”

“yongjiaa,niduiwomenjiayikezhenshitaihaole,nifangxin,dengtahuilai,wojiurangtagenneigequezilihun!”

zheigewangyongjiayefengsuiranmeijianguo,dantinglinjiayishuoguohenduoci,shigefushao,yizhiduitasichanlanda。

咚咚咚!

“yidingshijiayihuilaile!”

yefengqiaoxiangmenguohou,piankebiandakaile,zhishishangyimiaohaimanlianduixiaodechenxianglankandaota,lianselikejiuheilexialai。

“nigesiquezi,buzaijingshenbingyiyuandaizhe,huilaiganshenme?sheidainilaide!”

“wozijihuilaide。”yefengdandanshuoleyiju。

chenxianglankanlekanwaimianmeiyouren,hengyishengdao:“youfengyouquede,kuaigun,buyaozaizheilidiurenxianyan,bawomenjiayidemingshenghuaile!”

yefengshenxileyikouqi,shengyinmorandedao:“ma,woxianzaiyijinghuifuzhengchangle,zhiqianmeinenghaohaozhaogujiayishiwobudui,yihouwohuirangtachengweiquanshijiezuixingfudenvren。”

chenxianglanlengleyixia,zixidaliangleyixiayefeng,andaobuhao,zheixiaozinanbuchengzhendehuifuzhengchangle?

neime,rangnverjiajiwangjiaguishaodeshiqing,jiumafanle!

tazhengyaoshuohua,wangyongjiabianzoulechulai。

tayishengaodangxizhuang,kanshangquyouhaisuanjunlang,zhishidaliangzheyefengdeyanshen,chongmanlebiyiheaoman。

“yuanlaineigewonangzhuixujiushini,tingshuonishigeyoujingshenbingdequezi,guoranwenmingburujianmian,yifujianmindeyangzi,jiusuannixianzaibushabuque,youzenmejijiayixingfu,gunba,biebibenshaodongshou!”

“linjiayishiwolaopo,gaigundeshini。”yefengkandoumeikanwangyongjiayiyan,dandandao。

dunshi,chenxianglanhewangyongjiadouzhengleyixia,meixiangdaozheigefeiwujuranganshuozheiyangdehua。

“nigejianminjilianbuyaolian!benshao……”

zhengdangcishi,yidaoqianlideshenyingzouleguolai。

“ma,nizenmechulaile……”

linjiayichuanzheleisibaichenshanheqixibaotunqun,gezigaotiao,shencaiaoran,takandaoyefengdeyichanei,shunjianjingyadehebulongzui,shoulidedaizidoudiaoluozaidi。

“yefeng,ni……zenmehuilaile?”tamanlianbukezhixin,shuowanhuajiuchijingdewuzhezui。