第二章：母猪变美女
zheirengenchusheng，zenmenengshengxiahaizi，zheinanrenfenmingjiushicunxinzhengwo。tadangchuhaisilewoyijiaren，xianzaiyouyaolaihaiwole。
hulaotaijianwomenlianggeyijingtuoxie，wodemingbaozhule，kenengzheiyijingshizuihaodejieguole，yincitayemeizaiduoshuoshenme，congkangshangqilai，genwomenshuo：“zheixiwuhaiyoujianfang，jinwanliujinimendanghunfang，shuiyijuemingzaoqilaijiushifuqile。hulaoer，nizuihaoshibuyaochuerfaner，yaoshiyihoulaohantoudesunnvyoushenmesanzhangliangduan，wozheilaotaipoyejueduibushizheimehaorede。”
“chubuchushenmeshi，jiuyaokantazenmebiaoxianle。”nanrenyibiankoujiaohanxiaodehuida，yibiankanleyanxiwu，jianwoyizhidouzhanzaidishangmeidong，yushijiuwenwoshuo：“zenmehaibujinqu？nanbuchengnihaizhiwangwobaonijindongfang？”
congqianwoxiangguowojinhouhuijiajiyigeshenmeyangdelaogong，huiyouyichangzenmeyanggaobigedelangmanhunli，xianzaikanjianwoyanqianzheigechushengbiandenanren，bieshuohunshajiezhi，zheishuiyijuejiuwanshile，zheigendongwuyoushenmequbie？xiangdaowozheiyishengdouyaobeitahuile，xinliyishijianbaiganjiaoji，xiangkuyoukubuchulai。
hulaotaikanwonanguodemoyangyeyouxiewunai，yushiduizhenanrenshuohuadeshengyindouruanlexialai：“womenzhenggehujia，jiushunibaofuxinzuiqiang，niyijingbataniangjizaotasile，chabuduoyegoule，renjiaguniangnianjiqingqing，jingbuqinizheteng。”
jinguanhulaotaideyuqihenkenqiule，danshixianranzheigenanrenbingmeiyoubahulaotaidehuafangzaixinshang，fanershiqingbodehuidahulaotai：“taniangshitaniang，tashita。nifangxin，zheimeshuilingdeniu，wozenmekenengbuxizhedian。”
suiranhuidadebushishenmehaohua，danzheinanrenhuali，yebingmeiyouyaohaiwodeyisi，tingletazheihuida，hulaotaijiusuanshizaibufangxin，yemeishafazile，genwomenshuotamingtianhaiyouxiangkeyaolaikanshi，yaozaoqi，taxianshuiqule。
hulaotaijinwuhou，nanrendaiwojinxiwu，xiwulimeideng，neichushengyebuzaihu，zhijiedaiwowangkangshanggun，jianwoxiusao，bianyueshixingfenqilai，daqudewenwoshuo：“haishigechu？”
wobatouniudaoyibian，landedalizheinanren，ganjueyouexinyoubiequ，jiuhenbudenengyidaoshalezheichusheng。
nanrenjianwobuhuida，youxiaozheduiwoshuo：“buguomashangjiubushile，buguozheiyihuiteng，erhuima，sanhuisihuixiaochongpa，rangnitiyanleqizhongmiaochu，yihounideqiuzhewo。”
yizhenggewanshang，wodoutengdexingandouzaifazhan，douxiangguoyaobuwojiuzheimesileba，sileyilebaile，buyongzaozheizhongzui，danyouyoulaohuashuozaosiburulaihuozhe，zheichushengshawoquanjia，wobunengbaishouqiru，rangtazheimexiaoyaozizai。
diertianyidazao，tiangangliang，hulaotaijiamenkoujiuxiangqileyizhenqichemingdideshengyin，zheishengyinbawochaoxing，wozhuantouyikan，neichushengyijingzoule，woshenshangyiguzihulidesaoqi，yixiankaibeizi，beizishangdoushizhanzhehulimaodebanbanxueji，benxiangqishen，danquetebieteng，haoburongyizhanqilai，wowuyikandaokangshangdiaoleyigenminghuanghuangdejinlianzi。
wopaguoqushenshoubazheilianzinaqilai，zhijianzheilianzishangdiaozheyibazhangmingsuo，suoshangxiezheshoubinanshan。
zuowanwotangxiadeshihou，kangshangyemeishalianzi，nanbuchengshizuowanneichushengdiaode？
zheilianzihesuotoudouhaitingchende，jiuneichushenghaixiangshoubinanshan，zuomengquba。jiandaoneichushengdedongxi，wodangranbuhuishijinbumei，diaoleshitahuogai，wolijibazheilianzishouleqilai，ranhouzheicaixiangzhewuwaizouchuqu。
cishiwuwaiduizhehulaotaijiamenkou，jiutingzheyiliangkanqilaijiuhenhaodebenchi，haiyouyinanyinvdelianggezhongnianrencongcheshangxialai，nandechuandesuibian，danshidafubianbian，nvdedabandedaoshihenjiangjiu，panzhetou，lianshangdaizhedanzhuang，suiranbushiqingchunnianhua，danqueshifenfengyunyouya。
hulaotaiduizheiliangrendaoshihenreqing，jianwocongwulichulaile，ganjinjiaowojinwuzhaohuzheiyinanyinvzuo。
kanzhezheilianggerendedaban，yebuhuishiwomenputongren，feifujigui。woyuanbenyiweihulaotaijiushiyigedongdiandaodaodelaotaipo，bijingtazuowanwogenneichushengtanshiqingdeshihou，neichushengshuoyaozenmeyangjiuzenmeyang，hulaotaiyidiandebanfadoumeiyou，danxianzaikanzheimeyouqianderendoulaizhaohulaotaikanshi，rangwodouyoudianhuaiyizheihulaotaishibushiduiwailuandaguanggaozhaoyaozhuangpian。
buguowoqingzheiliangrenzaikangtoushangzuoxialaihou，hulaotaiyezaitamenduimianzuolexialai，zheinandekaishihaitingkeqi，wenwenwoshishei，youduihulaotaishuolejijuketaohua，danshineinvdeyoudianji，zuobuzhule，ketaohuayelandejiangle，zhijiejiuduihulaotaishuo：“huxiangu，womenyeshijingguobierenjieshao，caizhidaoninyoushentongde，nibangwokankanwoairenzenmele，niyaoshibubangtakanhaodehua，tadeqianchenggongming，kejiuquanwanle。”
dangnvdeyishuozheihuazhihou，wojiuyoudiancaidaolezheinvrendezhangfushiganmade，wufeijiushibaogaitouyishuyishuangkou，chihuangliangde。
“xiangrangwobangnimenkanshiyebunan，danshinimendexianbashiqingyoulaiqinkougenwoshuo。”
benlaiwozhanzhejiuhenteng，xianzaijianhulaotaiyaokanshile，yepawodaraota，zhengxiangzhuanshenzhaogedifangxiuxi，meixiangdaohulaotaihuranzhuanguotoulaikanxiangwo，genwoshuo：“nijiuzaizheizhanzhekan，zheijianshiqingwanlehou，woyouhuayaoduinishuo。”
gujishiyoudiannanyiqichi，qixianzheilianggelaikanshideren，douyoudianbuhaoshuo，buguokenengzhendeshiyudaoleshenmeyaomingdeshiqing，haishineinvdejiutineigenandeshuo：“jigeyueqian，woairenxiaxiangshicha，zhuzaiyihunonghujiali，neitianwanshangwoairenchulaiyeniao，kanjiannonghujiapangbiandehebashang，zhanzheyigeshifenpiaoliangdenvren，douguaiwozhangfusemixinqiao，jingranguoquyuzheigenvrendashan，jieguojiushunlichengzhangdejiuzaihebahaoshangle，dangshiwozhangfuhaibatashoushangneikuaijiangshidandundebiao，songjileneigenvren，daizaileneigenvrendeshouwanshang，bingqiegenneinvrenyuehaodiergewanshangzaichulaiyouhui。”
kanzhezheinvrenchoumeikuliandeweitazhangfushuozhezheixiehuadeshihou，talaogongjiuxiangshigehaiziside，zuozaizheinvrenpangbianyiyanbufa，shengzhemenqi。
“jixushuoba，zhiyounibashiqingjiangqingchu，wocaihaobangnijiejue。”
hulaotaicishishenqingdaoshiyansuleqilai，kanqilaiyanranyijingshiyifudaxiandepaitou。
“kesheizhidao，daolediergewanshang，wozhangfuyouqulehebashang，neigenvdemeilai，wozhangfubuganxin，youlianzhequlehaojigewanshang，doumeikanjianzheinvde，houlaihuilaideshihou，jingguoneinonghudezhuquan，kanjiantasongjineinvrendebiao，zhengdaizaizhuquanliyizhizhengzaishuijuedemuzhudezhutishang！”
jinguanwozhidaocishiwobugaixiao，danzheinvrendeyisi，shihuaiyineitianwanshanggentazhangfu**de，shitoulaomuzhuma？
“neihoulaini？”wobujinduozuiwenleyiju，zaiwenwanlezhihouwodunshijiujuedewoyoudiantangtu，buguokenengshizheinvrenbawodangchengleshihulaotaidetudihuozheshishenme，yejiujiewodehuahuidawo。
“houlaiwozhangfuhuilaihou，xingweijiubiandegenzhuyiyang，meitiandouyaohesoushui，chizhushi，luanlashiniao，youxieshihoufaqifenglai，huyanluanyu，haishuoneizhizhupaodaowomenjialaile。hudaxian，woshizaishishoubulele，ninnengbunengbangwojiejuezheijianshiqing，zheiguanxidaowozhangfujinhoudefazhan，qiuqiunile，yaoshininkenbangwomen，wohewozhangfuzheibeizi，yidingnanindangqinniangxiaojing。”