第五章：你没洗澡
hulaotaibazheihuashuode，jiuxiangshiwodayinglezuohufengloudedima，jiunengchengweigaishiyingxiong，zhengjiushijieside。
buguozaiwaijiyanglezheimeduonian，yeyangchenglewonilaishunshoudexingzi，jianhulaotaijianchi，woaobuguota，zhihaotongyile。
fanshiwanghaochuxiang，hulaotaijieyidanshengyi，jiudoukuaichengweishangliurenshiqinniang，xianzaidaxuebiyehougongzuoduonanzhao，yaoshiwodayinglechuma，shibushiyekeyikaozhehufenglou，fajiazhifu？
hulaotaizaiwodayingxialaizhihou，zheicaibaxinfanglexiaqu，daiwoyiqihuiqu。
zaihuidaojializhihou，hufenglouhaizuozaikangshangchouzheyan，penyuntuwude，jianhulaotaihuilaile，biankelexiayandou，wenhulaotaishuo：“tadayinglema？”
“dayingledayingle，youwohulaotaichuma，xiuxiuhaiyoushenmebudayingde，wozheijiuquweixiuxiuzhunbeilitangkou……。”
“buyongle，tangkouwolaili，nibuyongcaoxinle。”hufengloudaduanlehulaotaidehua。
zheilitangkou，yibandoushiyaoyoulingmashidaizhediziweiqitadimalide，hulaotaitinghufengloushuoyaoqinzili，lenglexiashen，buguoyeganjindiantou：“eryebenshilihai，zenmeyangdouxing！”
shuozheduiwozhaolezhaoshou，jiaowosuitachuqu，tayoudongxiyaojiwo。
hulaotaizaitinglidezhuozichoutili，nachuyibenshouchaodebenzi，haiyouyizhanghuangsedefu。
hulaotaijiangzheibenzididaowoshouli，wofanleyixia，limiandoushimimimamadeheiseziji，yiduanduande，xiangshishenmezhouyufashu。
“zheibenbangbingjue，niyaobeishuta，yihoucainengqingbangbingchuma，jibierenkanshi。”
shuozhe，youjilewoneizhanghuangsedefu，ranhouqiaoqiaogenwoshuo：“zheifuzhou，shiwolaozuzongdelingfu，zaizheifangyuanjibaili，hufengloudebenlingsuandierdehua，wolaozuzongjiushidiyi，zhiyouwolaozuzongcainengduifuhufenglou，yihouyaoshihufenglouxianghaini，nijiunazhezheifuzhou，nianbangbingjue，bawolaozuzongqingchulaibangnizhenyahufenglou。”
gangcaiwohaihuaiyihulaotaishibushikengwo，danshiwokanlekanwoshoushangdezheizhanghuangfu，xiangbudaohulaotaihaijiwoliuleyishou，zheifuzhoujiugensunwukongdejinguzhouyiyang，rangwoxinlibujinkuanweilehenduo，yushiganjindeduihulaotaishuoxiexie。
xianzaizheifufuliangrendeshiqingyijingchulihaole，wodeshiqingyejiejuele，zhenghaozheifufulianghewoshitongyigeshilide，suoyihulaotaijiuyaozheifufuliangbawoyiqishaohuiqu。
wozheicihuiqu，ziranshiyaodaizhehufenglou，woyaojitachuma，takendingyaogenwozaiyiqi，zhibuguoweilefangbian，tabianchenglezhichimaodahuli，jiaoqidehen，hairangwobaotahuiqu。
zheidouxiulianleduoshaoniandelaoyaoguaile，haidelegongzhubingside，yaobushiwodabuguohufenglou，wokendingdeyibajiangtashuaidishang，qiangousideqiantahuiqu！
zaiwomenhuiquzhiqian，chenzhefufuliangrenhaizaiwuligenhulaotaigaobie，wozuozaicheli，hulijiujiwoanpaiwomenlitangkouxuyaozhunbeidedongxi。
“houjitianjiuyougehuangdaojiri，nibawoxuyaodedongxidouzhunbeihao，yitaoninengwendingxialaidefang，zhutouyangtoujiyugeyizhi，hongbu，zhushamaobi、xiangzhuruogan。womenkaitangkou，suoweitangkou，jiushijihehenduoxianjia，meigexianjiageyoufengongdejirenbanshi，jiugennimenrenkaigongsiyiyang，jiguotian，nadaoshangtoudeyingyexukezheng，womencainengyingye，nijiuzhunbeiwogennishuodezheixiedongxi，biedewolaizuojiuhaole。”
huligenwoshuodezheixie，wodagaiyenenglijie，zhishiyaozhunbeiyitaofang，zheirangwoyoudianweinan，zheiwocongsansuikaishi，jiuzhuzaiwoyuanfangbiaogujiali，tajiayishisanting，haiyouyigenver，jiashangwozhenghaogouzhu，benlaiwozhuzaitajiajiuxiaoxinyiyi，yaoshiwobazheihulidaihuiqu，zaijialigaogezhongguiguiguaiguaidedongxi，tamenkendingshibuleyide，zaishuowodaxuedouhaimeibiye，nalinadechuqianlaiqumaifang。
zhengdangwofachoudeshihou，wohuranxiangqiwojianhufengloudezheilianzi，zheilianzishaoshuoyezhigewuliubawande，woyaoshinaqumaile，zugewendingdiandefangzi，zaiwomenshilihaodediduan，yenengzhushanggeliangsannian，zaishuozheilianzibuchushou，yaoshidaoshihoubeihufengloufaxianwozaipianta，neihaibudehuopilewo。
“zufangxingma？wohaimeizheimeduoqianmaifang。”
danghulitingdaowoshuozufangdeshihou，dunshijiutaiqitaneizhangjianjianmeiliankanlewoyiyan，zuilibuxiededuiwotuleyiju：“zhenshigeqionggui，yaonizuowodima，zhenshiladiwohueryedeshenduan。”
buguoshuowanzheihua，hufenglouyelandezaigenwojijiao，daozaiwoshenshang，bimuyangshen。
hulaotaibangzheiduifufuliangganpaolezhuxian，tamenzaisongwohuijiadelushang，yeshishifendereqing，yihuishuowodehuliyangdezhenpiaoliang，yihuiyouyaoliuwodianhuahaoma，haijiaowoqutamenjiawan，bingqieyizhibawosongdaowobiaogujiaxiaoqumenkou。
wobaozhehulixiachedeshihou，woduizheifufuliangshuolejuxiexie，ranhouwangbiaogujializou，zaihuijiadelushang，zhenghaopengjiancongshichangmaicaihuilaidebiaogu。
biaogukanjianlewo，dunshijiuyoudianjingya，yongshouwulewucailanziligangmaideyixiexianxiadarou，wenwoshuo：“nizenmehuozhehuilaile？”
wobuhuozhehuilai，nandaohaiyaogenwobamayiyangsizaishantunzilitouma？buguozheixienianlai，wozhuzaibiaogujiali，rangbiaoguyijiarenshishikekededanxinhuxianlaizhaotamenbaofu，nengyangwozheimejiu，yijingshirenjinyizhile。
“ng，wobajialideshiqingjiejuele，jiuhuilaile。”
“zenmejiejuede？”biaoguyouxiehuaiyidewenwo，ranhouyoukanleyanwohuailibaozhededahuli，youwenwoshuo：“zheidahulishinalilaide？”
“zheihulijiushidangnianhaiwoquanjiadehuli，wogongfengleta，yihoujiuyaojitachuma，huajiewomenzhijiandeyuanqi，tajiubuhaiwole。”
wojinliangbashiqingdashihuaxiaoxiaoshihualedegenbiaogushuo，xiwangtabiehaipa。
danshibiaoguyitingshuowobahaiwoquanjiadehulidoudaihuilaile，dunshijiudajingshise，ganjindeyuanlilewojibu，mawoshuo：“nihaizhenshitiaobaiyanlang，woxinxinkukuyangnizheimejiu，nihaibanichoujiadaihuilaihaiwomen，ganjinzou，nixianzaiyezheimedale，biequshangxuele，quzhaogegongzuo，suibianzugefangzi，yanghuozijiba。”
shuowanbiaogujiuxiangshiduozhewenshenside，congcongdejiucongwoshenqianpaoleguoqu。
“biaogu，wo……。”woxiangzhebiaoguzhuishangqu，danshihuahaimeishuowan，jiubeiwobiaogudaduanle。
“nibiegenzheguolaile，niyaozuodimayaozuoshenmebiede，neishinideshiqing，buguanwoshenmeshi，yihoubiehuiwojiale，ganjinzouba。”
kanzhebiaoguyuanzoudebeiying，woxinliwuweichenza，guaiwomingbuhao，sansuideshihoujiusilediema。
“kannibiaogu，doubabudenisile，nijiuzenmekudoubukuyixia？”hulikanwobeima，xinqingshifendeshuang，jianwolianshangmeishenmebiaoqing，jiudaqudewenwo。
“youshenmehaokude，congxiaodaodadoushizheiyang，zaojiuxiguanle。”
“真可怜。”
wolandedalita，shenshoumolexiabaoli，haihaochumendeshihoudaileshenfenzheng，haiyouwozandesanbailiushisikuaiqian，yegouweichidaowobahulidelianzimailehuanqiandeshihou，buguowodexianzhaogedifangbahuliandunxialai，yaoshirangtagenzhewo，wodelianzikendingmaibuchuqu。
wozhaolejiabinguan，kailegefang，bahulifangzaichuangshang，zhunbeichumenyigerentoutoudequganzheijianshiqing，buguozaiwochumendeshihou，huliyouxiantangzaichuangshang，genwoshuo：“nizuowanmeixizaoba，shenshangzheimedadeweijiuchumen，niyebupaxunsibieren？”
woshenshangyouwei？woganjindejiangwodeshoubeinaleqilai，wenlewen，yemeishaweidaoa，danshiyijingbeizheichouhulishuodeganga，dunshijiubumanyidegentashuoleyijuwohaimeixianqitashenshangdehulisaoweini，hulaotaijialiyoumeiyushi，wozenmexizao。
shuozhejiuzoujinyushi，tuoleyifu，zhunbeixiwanzaozaichuqu，bijingzuorenhaishiyaoliande。
zhibuguodangwodakaihuasadeshihou，yidaoshenying，huranjiucongwoshenhoubaoleguolai，yidaoshifen**dehuajiuzaiwoerbianxiangleqilai：“wolaibangnixiba。”