第1章 美女房东

“qiuzimo,shiqingjiuzheiyangle,niyoushitianshijianchouqian,shitianhouhaibushangqian,nihuizaicibeijuliu。”

nangangshidiyijuliusuodamenkou,lvshixuyingxiangwofachutixing。

“haodexulvshi,wozhidaole,xiexiexulvshi,mafannile。”woshuodao。

“wohaiyouqitashi,huijianba!”

“回见。”

xuyingleilifengxingdengshangyiliangkaidilake,huosushichuledamalu。

wohuitoukanxiangjuliusuo,yilanbaiyanseweizhudiaodejianzhu,kanshangquheaikeqin。

danshizhiyoujinquguoderencaizhidao,limianguodedaodishishenmekunanrizi!

fanzhengwoshibuxiangerjingongle。

dangran,qiantishi,wobixuzaishitianneichouqisanshiwan,zheiyoutanherongyi!

tuozhepibeideshenquhuidaochuzufang,wodiyishijianbayifuxizao。

beiguanyaleyigeyue,woyaogankuaibayishenhuiqixidiao。

badeyijianbuliu,wopobujidaichongjinleyushi。

limianjingranyanwuliaorao,qieyouchanchandeliushuisheng。

mengmenglonglongjian,nengkanjianyimingnvxingzhengzaimuyuxizao,shencaijuejia,**,tailiangyanle。

cishiduifangyechajuedaoyushijinlebusuzhike,huanhuandeniuguotoukanlai。

simuduishi,yingruyanmoudeliankongruhuabanjingmei,zuolianyikemeirenzhishengzhangdeweizhiqiaruqifen,batayizhanglianchentuodejiweigaoji。

“zhaojie?”woyiyanrenchuleduifang,zheishiwodefangdong。

“a!”zhaoyinmeishishengjianjiao,shoumangjiaoluanxiangyaozheyanshenshangdezhongyaobuwei,jidetamanliantonghongxiukuibuyi。

“duibuqizhaojie,wowowo,wobuzhidaonizaizheilimian。”

“nihaikan?ganjinguanshangmengunchuqu!”

wokuaisuzouchuqu,bingdaishanglemen。

xiayike,zhaoyinmeizailimianmadao:“nimadeqiuzimo,nitoukanlaoniangxizao。”

woshuodao:“zhaojie,woyijingjieshiguole,wobuzhidaonizaizhei。”

“yijubuzhidaojiuwanle?,nibawokanle,zheizhangzenmesuan?”

“zhaojieniyaozheimeshuodehua,zheishiwojia,niwuyuanwugulaiwojiaxizao,nibeikanleyeshihuogai。”

zhaoyinmeiqidegouqiang:“zheishiwofangzi。”

wodandingshuodao:“nizujiwole。”

“nijizule?niqianzu,erqiezuzuyigeyuedianhuabutongweixinbuhui,zaiwokanlainishibuzhulepaole。”

“wobeijuliulegangfangchulai。”

gezhiyishengmenxiang,zhaoyinmeichuandaihaozoulechulai。

diyiyan,tapiedeshiwo,dangshiwoyijingzhongxinchuanhuiyifuzuozaichuangpushang,shayekanbujian,tasihutingshiwang,wodoujingdaile,zaiwoyinxiangzhong,zhaoyinmeikeshifeichangchuantongfeichangzhengjingdenvren,zheibugaishitanengganchulaidexingwei。

danshizhuannianyixiang,wosihuyouxiangmingbaile。

wohetalaogonglintuziyiqizaizaotangpaoguozao,lintuzishidianxingdexigou,zhaoyinmeikanjianlezhenzhengdenanren,manxinhaoqiyeshiheqingheli,shenzhidaidianxiaohuanxiangdouzaiqinglizhizhong,jiuxiangwomennanxingdangjiekanjianshencaihaodemeizhi,buyehuiduokanjiyanme?

zhengzaiwoyeyouxieyiyindeshihou,tingjiantashuodao:“niganmabeijuliu,pochangma?”

wokuxiaobude:“zhaojie,zenmekanwoyebuxiangpochangderen。”

“那你干嘛了?”

“qianzhai,fayuanpanle,meiqianji,zhaojienidefangzuyezhinengxianhuanhuanle,niyaoshibujieyi,zaibangwochonggehuafei?”

zhaoyinmeipiaoliangyoushendeshuangyanshunjianzhengdejuda:“fangzumeishoushanglaibushuo,niwohaiyaodaotie?”

wohoulianpishuodao:“jianghujiujima。”

zhaoyinmeibuqingbuyuan,danzuizhonghaishibangwochongleyibaikuaihuafei。

“zhaojie,nihaorenzuodaodi,zaijiewoliangbaikuaichifanbei。”wozaicihoulianpishuodao。

“woshinifangdong,bushinima!”

“wojiaoniyishengma,nijiewo?”

zhaoyinmeibaiyanyifan,zhuanshenzouren。

danshi,woxilegezaodeshijian,tayouzhefanhuilaile。

“wojiuzhidaozhaojiebuhuijiansibujiu。”dakaimenkanjianta,woxiaozheshuodao。

“jinlimianzaishuo。”zhaoyinmeishiyileyiyanwunei。

youxiebujie,danwohaishikaixinyuyueshankaishenrangtarunei。

tajingzhiluozaichengsedeshafashangmian,banwobanzuodezishi。

wobuzhidaotashijigeyisi。

tashiyouyizaigouyinwoma?

gangjinglilexianghukanguangdeshiqing,erwodeshencaixianranyezhenjingdaotale,tabachibuzhu,bushibukeneng。

tasanshisuidenianji,zhengchuyurulangsihudejieduan,erlintuzidaletaershinian,nianlaotixu,youshixigou,xianranhennanmanzutadeyuwang。

wobuyiyang,wozhengzhinianqinglizhuang,yimibaduodegaodu,manshenjianzirou,weimeng,yanggang,heermengshizu。

suizhexinsihuoyue,woshuangyandingzhetakan,kandewoxiehuocengcengshangzhang。

zhaoyinmeiyefaxianle,lianyihongshuodao:“woyouxiekouke。”

woqubingxiangjitanaleyiguankuangquanshui,taguluguluheleliangkou,zhengsewendao:“qiuzimoniqianduoshaoqian?”

woshihuashuodao:“sanshiwan。”

“sanshiwan?niganshaleqiansanshiwanzheimeduo?”

“beikengle,dianyemeile。”

zhaoyinmeiyouchijingyoujusang:“zheimeyanzhongma?wohaixiangzhe,ruguoshisanjiwan,wokeyijieni,sanshiwanzheimeduo,woshiwunengweilile。”

wobuganxiangxindekanzheta。

tajuranxiangjiwojieqian?womenzhishifangdonghefangkedeguanxi,tafanbuzhe。

chufei,tazhendexianggouyinwo。

danshi,woshuochudeshueyourangtatuisuole。

早知道我不说了。

wolianmangbujiudao:“zhaojieyouxinle,qianwozijihuixiangbanfagaodingde,wonenggaoding。”

zhaoyinmeidiandiantou:“ng,nijiayouba,zheiernifangxinzhu,zujinshashihoufangbianlezaiji。”

“haode,xiexiezhaojie。”

“bubaibangni,niyaotiwoxiudiandongxi。”

xiusha?xiuxiashuidaoma?zheigewozhuanye,woleheheshuodao:“keyia,meiwenti。”

zhaoyinmeidangjiqishen,daizhewozuodiantixialou。

zheishiyidongbacengdechuzufang,tajiazhuyilou,hezukebugongyongyidaomen,danshidiantijiangebikaileyidaoxiaomen,keyizhitongtajia。

wogenzhetajinqu,tajiameiyouqitaren。

ertajingzhibawowangwoshilimiandai。