第3章 大胃王,心里住个小公举

wangdaweizhangzheimedahaishidiyiciyudaozheizhongshierni!danshi,takebupa,tawangdaweichideduo,liqiyeda。biekanmianhuangjishoude,congxiaodaodahecunlimiantonglingdenanhaizidajiajiumeishuguo。

zuijiunanyankanzhedaotashenqianle,haixiangshenchushoumotani!

zheigeshihou,houmianchuanlaicongcongdejiaobusheng,wangdaweiyijinggubushangle,zhijietichuleyijiao,zuijiunanzhijiebeitichujimiyuan,yishengshazhubandecanjiaochukou。

houmiangenlaidedingmuqiantingzhujiaobu,yizhenwuyu!

tashizaiwangdaweixiachezhihouxiangdaozheilihenhei,erqiekaojinchezhanyulonghunza,patayouweixianjiuxiachegenleguolai。meixiangdaohaizhenyudaogejiugui,gangxiangchongguolaichushou,naerxiangdawangdaweiyitaijiaojiubarenjijiejuele!erqieneijiaodelidu,hetabiyechabuleduoshaoa!dingmuqianyouxiejinge,zheigexiaodouyacaiyiyangdenvhaizi,haizhenshirangtahenyiwai!

wangdaweihuitoukandingmuqian,naolenaotou,lveyoubuhaoyisi。“nimeihedaoba?”tayezhidaoganggangneiyijiaotaicanbaole,zuijiunanhaizaijimiwaipabuqilaini!

dingmuqianyaoyaotou。“qunadongxiba!”

“ng!”wangdaweiyemeiguanneizuijiunan,tazhidaoganggangneiyijiaoliqisuiranda,danshangyebuhuitaizhong。qulvguannaledongxi,congconghedingmuqianhuihe。

cheziyilukaizhe,wangdaweiyiyanbufadekanzhechuangwaimeijing,xinlimeizizide。zheixia,tazhongyunengmeitianchibaofanle,haiyoushenmebizheigenggaoxingdeshiqingni?

dingmuqianyizhizhuanxinkaiche,oueryigeyouzhuanwandeshihou,caishunbiansaoleyanwangdawei。talveyoulahuangdelianyingzaichechuangshangmian,qiguaideshitabingbujuedenankan,fanerneimingmeidexiaorongrangtashengchujifenhaogan。

tashenbianzongshiyouxuduonvrenpushanglai,neizhongbuyaoliandejingerrangtayuelaiyueyane。kemianqiandenvhaizibutong,dingmuqianjuedehetaxiangchuqilaishifenshufu,zhishaobuyongdanxintasuishipushanglai。

cheziyiluchuleshizhongxin,laidaoleshijiujiequ。

shijiujiequshizhenggehshizuihaohuadebieshuqu,erqiequanshidingjiadechanye。dingmuqianjiuzhuzaizheili,hetaxianglindelianggebieshushitazhuanmenjiqianxiadezhubozhunbeide,suanshigongsifulizhiyi。

chezitingzaitadebieshumenqian,ranhoudadianhuarangzhouchaoyangxialaijieren。

zhouchaoyangshidingmuqianshouxiabijiaodelidewanghongjingjiren,jintianyuanbendasuancanjiadaweiwangbisaidenvhaizijiushixiangrangtalaidaide,zhibuguoxianzairenhuanchenglewangdawei。

“zongcai!”zhouchaoyangyinweitanzhenzhendeshiqinghaizhanzhanjingjingde,bijingshitabashiqingbanzale,yaobushizongcaihuiyanshizhu,xianchangzhaolegedaweiwang,tamenchouhuazheichangbisaikejiujibierenzuojiayile。

“tajiaowangdawei,hetongyijingqianle,yihounidaizheta。xianzaijitaanpaiyixia,jiuzhuzheierba!”dingmuqianzhilezhibuyuanchudebieshu。

“shi,jiujiaojiwoba!”

dingmuqiandiandiantou,youhewangdaweidalegezhaohu,jiuhuizijibieshuqule。

“wangdawei?zheimingzihao,daweiwang!”zhouchaoyangweipangdelianshangmanshixiaoyi,henyouqinheli。“lai,genwozouba!”

sancengdebieshu,yilouerloudouzhumanle,zhiyousanloukongzheyigefangjian,zhouchaoyangzhijiebawangdaweianpaiguoqu。fangjiandezhuangxiushimanmandefenhongse,yizhanggongzhuchuangshangbaimanlemaorongwanju。wangdaweizhanzaimenkou,juedehaoxiangyixiazijinruletonghuawangguo。chuangdeduimianshiyizhangdiannaozhuo,zhiboshebeihenqiquan。

zhouchaoyangnaolenaotou,tanqi:“zheigefangjianyuanlaishijiqiaojiezhunbeide,danqiaojiebuxihuan。keyebushiheni,nixianzhuyiwanba。”

zhouchaoyangxinlishixiangjiwangdaweihuangefangjiande,danzheishizuihouyijianfangle,kanlaizhinengzhongxinbuzhiyixiale。

“hao!”wangdaweimeiyouyijian,zheikebitazhudexiaolvguanhaoduole,erqiebuhuaqian,shazicaibuzhuni!zhouchaoyanghewangdaweihujialeqqheweixin,youshenmeshiqingmingtianzaitan,jintianbuzaole,rangwangdaweihaohaoxiuxiyixia。

zhouchaoyangzoulezhihou,gebidemenjiukaile,yigepiaoliangdenvhaizizouleguolai。wenta:“xinlaidezhubo?”

wangdaweidiandiantou,tayihouyeshizhuboleni!

“woshiyinyin,jiuzhunigebi。”yinyinshangxiadaliangzhewangdawei,zenmedoubujuedezheinvhaizinengzuozhubo。

“我叫王大未。”

“niqianhxzhibole?”yinyinjuedezijiwendeshifeihua,ruguomeiqian,zhouchaoyangyebunengbataanpaizaizheier!dantajiushixiangbumingbai,weishenmeyaoqianzheigewangdawei。yaozhidaohxzhibopingtaizhubobushao,dannengqianhxzhibopingtaixiadewanghongjingjigongsiquehennan,yidanbeiqianle,jiudengyushiqiantuwuliang。

wangdaweijixudiantou,yanzhongdaizheduiweilaidemimang,zhenggerenyouxiemengdai,yixiazichuodaoleyinyindemengdian。“doushuoyuanqinburujinlin,yihouyoushenmexuyaowobangmangdejinguanshuo。”

“xiexieni。”wangdaweijuedezijijintianzhenshitaixingyunle,yudaodedoushihaoren。

yinyinjiandandejiwangdaweijieshaoleyixiabieshu,bieshuyigongsanceng,zhulejiugezhubo,meigezhubodouyouyijianshuyuzijifangjian。meicenglouyouyigeweishengjian,chufangzaiyilou,gongsiqingzhuanrenjitamenzuofan、dasaoweisheng。tamenzhuzaizheili,zhiyaozhibojiuhao,qitadoubuyongguan。

wangdaweitingdelianliandiantou,xiaodeyanjingmichengyitiaofeng,juedezijizhendeshizhuangdayunle,nengyouzheimehaodehuanjing。

yinyinyouwenta:“nishishenmezhubo?”

“吃!”

“shenme?nishichihuozhubo?”yinyinshangxiadaliangwangdaweiganshouganshoudexiaoshenban,mingxianbuxiangxin。tacaiganggangxiabomeiduojiu,haimeilaidejikandaozhiqiandedaweiwangbisai。

“是啊。”

“你能吃多少?”

“buzhidao。”wangdaweishizhendebuzhidao,yinweitayiqianzaijiadeshihouconglaijiumeizhenzhengdechibaoguo。

yinyinkantazheigeyangzi,kaishihuaiyitashibushiyoushenmebeijing,danshihxwanghongjingjigongsiconglaijiubuyangxianren,nengshishenmebeijingrangdazongcaijuedingqianxiatani?tameiyouzaishuoshenme,fanzhengzheixiebuguanzijideshier,zhiyaoxiaoxinbiedezuilemianqianzheishoubabadenvhaizijiuxing。

liaolemeiduojiu,tajiuhuiqule。

wangdaweizheicainengguanqimenlaihaohaodaliangzijijijiangshenghuodefangjian,**nende,tazhendeshichaojixihuande,yiqiantajialimeizheigetiaojian,kesheixinlihaimeizhugexiaogongzhuni?