第一章 出息了,当服务生!

diyizhangchuxile,dangfuwusheng!

tanlejiniandeqiannvyou,zaibeimoufugekanshangzhihou,guoduanbawozheigechunaizhanshijiyijiaochuaile......

rujindeta,yougezhongmingpaibangshen,jushoutouzujiandouzaizhanxianzijideyouyue,beixiridetongxuezhongxingpengyue。

tajietongxuehuizhiming,jubanhaohuayoutingpaidui,chaofengwozhipeidangshenmexiadengren,baibanxiuruyejiubale!!

juranhaigandayanbucandeshuo,zheisouhaohuayoutingshitade?fenmingshiwolaopodehaobuhao!zheiworenbulela!

“nizazheimenengchuini!zheifenmingshiwolaopodesirenyouting!chuanzhang......jilaozifanhang!fouzekaichuni!”

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jiedaotongxuehuideyaoyueshi,wocaijieshuyigeyanxiwanhui,xunsiyeyoujinianmeijianlaotongxuele,yemeijujue。

dangwolaidaoyuedingdidian,faxianshizaisouyoutingshangshi,wohaitingchayide......

qingcheshuludedengshangyouting,tuikaiyicengdedatingboli,jingzhizoulejinqu。

zuixianfaxianwode,shizuozaibataihoubiandiaojiudezhongniannanren,tahenjingya:“nishichusheng?”

wochouzhetayehenyanshu,choulebantiancairenchulai,ya......zheijiahuo,bujiushiwodesushezhangdahuma!

“nizheishi......”

tachoujianwoshenzhewanlifu,lingkoushanghaidazhehudiejie,zhenggefuwushengdedaban,lenglejimiaocaixiaochusheng。

“chusheng,nichuxilea!biyehunlejinian,hunshangyoutingfuwushengle!”shuohuayouxienanting,zaichaofeng。

“......”womeiyoushuohua,weiweizhouqimeitou,kanleyanzijidedaban。

“yo!chushengshinia!xiangbudaozanmenlaotongxuexiangju,nishilaijiwomenfuwudea!hahaha——”

dahudeneiyijubiyidechaofeng,xiyinledatingzhongdeqitarenzhuyi,cikewoshisuoyourendejiaodianle。

woyesaoshileyiquan,dajiadeyifudouhenxiuxian,fanguanwoshiwanlifu,queshigegeburuxiangfuwusheng。

tingzhetamendechaoxiao,kanzhetamenyanzhongdejifeng,wodeneixinfeichangpingjing......weishenme?xiguanlebei!

dangniandushuneihuier,jialichuledianyiwai,suoyiwomeiduoshaoshenghuofei,jiulianxuefeiyeshizijizhengde。

chuleshangkewai,wodeqitashijian,bushizaizuozheige**jiushizuoneige**,lajitongwodoufanguo。

suoyi,zaidabufentongxueyanzhong,wobushidagongzijiushilajilao,fanzhengshiweileqian,shadounenggande。

xianzai,wolaizheilidangfuwuyuan,daoyefeichangfuhe,tamenduiwodekebanyinxiang,fanzhengyeqiaobuqiwo。

kanjianwobiaoqingpingdanmeibianhua。

yougebiexihuankanwoxiaohuaderenbuzhule,tamenxihuanbawocaizaijiaoxia,yougeshencaizhuangshuodedahanjingzhizouguolai,yibalouzhuwodejianbang,baquanbudetizhongyazaiwodeshenshang,shituzaiwolianshangzhaochuyisijiongpohenankan,buguowoyijiumeifanying。

zheijiahuowowangjijiaoshale,dangnianshiyigesushedetezhaotiyusheng,weirenxingshifeichangmangzhuang,meiyoulimaoyejiubalehaibuhuizunzhongren!

xiangbudao,zheimeduonianguoqule,tahaishizheigesiyangzimeibian!

kenengshijianwobeiyazhehaizheimedanding,jiulianshuangjiaoyemeifadou,tadebiaoqingfandaoyouxiebengbuzhule:“aiwoshuochusheng,meixiangdaodangnianyibazhangjiunengbaniliaodao,xianzaijuranzheimejiantingna?”

“kanlaizheixieniannimeishaoganzheixiezhangshijianzhanzhedehuoer!suoyixiapancaizheimewenba!”

“hahaha!”qitadetongxuemen,dangrannengtingchulaitashijiecichaofengwo,dunshiyeshiyinfalehongtangdaxiao。

“ya?zenmebushuohuani?nigaibuhuishengqileba!”jianwomeiyoushuohua,tazhongzhongpaileliangxiawodehoubei:“niyetaixiaoqilebachusheng!nizheiyangxiaoxinwotousuni,kounigongzia!”

“haha,dajiadoushilaotongxue,buyaotaiwanbuqige!”wozeshigengwuyule。