第3章 自罚三杯

ruguobushishihoubudui,tazhenxiangrangshouxiazheizheiqunbaoanhaohaojiaojiaozheichuyuanhuaweihezheimehong!

“tiansheng,zhurenweilema,tayeshiwomendetongxue。”

linjianghaozheihuajihushicongyafenglijichulaide,xutianshengshenshenhuxilejikouqi,yinhendekanzhechuyuan,jieguotazheipochejiuzou。

zheilibuyunxutingdiandongche,tahaidequzhuanmentingchequ。

“yaobushuonilindabanzhangkezhenshilihaini,zhenshiyangleyitiaohaogou。”

chuyuanzizideshuozhe,sihuhenshixianmu,rangxutianshengchadianmeirenzhubazheixiaopochejizale!

“tashiwoxiongdi,chuyuannibuyaoluanshuole。”

linjianghaorenzhendishuodao,daoshirangxutianshengxinzhongyinuan。

chuyuanyixiao,queshimeiyoujixukaikoule。

linjianghaodengxutianshenghuilaihou,sanrenyiqijinlejiudian。

wangchaodajiudian,shishilijihuguigezuihaohuadedajiudianle,lishuyulishicaituanqixia。

jiudianneizhuangshidejinbihuihuang,jinxianshehua。

“zenmeyang,meilaiguozheizhongdifangba?”

“heng,ruguobushibanzhangdafacibei,nizenmekenengjinlai。”

“xiaoxinnidejiao,biebadibannongzangle!”

xutianshengzaiyipangdahuxiaojiao,zhidongzhixide,zuizhongchuyuantingxialejiaobu,kanxianglinjianghao,huanhuandao:“lindabanzhang,zheikehaimeidaodifangni,nengbunengrangnijiagouxianbizui?”

linjianghaomeishuohua,buguoanzhonghaishijixutianshengshilegeyanse,houzhezhideyanqixigu。

“chuyuan,nizhendebianlehenduo。”

linjianghaokandaochuyuanjinlejiudianhou,miansepingjingyijiu,sihugenbenbuweizheishehuazhidisuodongrong,neixinjingranganjueyouxiebumiaoqilai。

taqueshibuzhi,chuyuanzaonianhaishichujiashaoyedeshihou,kemeishaoxiangshou,pingrichurudedoushijiweigaodangdechangsuo。

yanqianzheixie,duitalaishuozhibuguoshicengjingcanghainanweishuieryi。

“heng,zhuangshenmeni,chuyuannixinliqishizaojiuzaixianmuleshibushi?”

xutianshengzaipangbianyouxiebuganxindejiaoxiao。

tabenxiangzaizheilikandaochuyuandechoutai,meixiangdaojingranmeichenggong。

linjianghaoweixiao,yemorenlezheigeshuofa。

chuyuanzaitaxinzhong,zhendejiushiyige**si,wulunshixuexihaishidouburuta,zhenbuzhidaodangchuyixiamoweishenmeyaoxuanzetazheigefeiwu!

chuyuanlianshangyixiao,xindiquehenshibuxie。

tarujinguiweichushidiwuzhimaideshaoye,liancengjingdejiangnanchujia,zaitayanli,xianzaiyeshenmedoubushi。

zhenbuzhidao,zheiqunrenjiujingyoushenmediqi,caiganzheimezhaosidexiangqiruziji。

sanrengehuaixinsi,jinleyigedafangjian,limianshiyijingzaidengdaidedaxuetongxue。

chuyuanculveyikan,jiuzhidaoqizhongdabufendoushicengjinggenzijiyouguoguojiede,xindidunshiyouxiemingbailelinjianghaodexinsi。

zheiqunrenjianlinjianghaokaimenerru,limaqishen,yilianxiaorong,lianmanggongwei。

rujindelinjianghaokeshiwangchaodajiudiandefuzongjingli,diweiyuanyuanchaochutamen,suoyourendouxiangbajiezheigechenggongrenshi。

erdangtamenkandaolinjianghaoshenhoudechuyuanshi,lianshangxiaorongjinshuhuaweilebuxieyubiyi。

“linshao,ninyaowomendengzheimejiu,jiushiweiledengchuyuanzheigefeiwua?”

“shia!womendouyaoesile,jiutapaitouneimeda,jingranhaichidao,rangwomendengzheimejiu!”

“chuyuan,nilaichile,keyaozifasanbeia!”

zheiqunrenjijizhazhade,hualihuawaidoushiduichuyuandezenan。

“heng,nimendouzaihushuoshenme!”

rangrenmeixiangdaodeshi,xutianshengzheigeshihouturankaikoule。

zhongrenwuyuningye,buzhidaotazheishishenmehuishi。

xutianshengbushizaojiubeipanchuyuanlema?

zhengdangsuoyourenyihuodeshihou,xutianshengyanjingyizhuan,xiaohehedeshuodao:“shijishangtanengganlaidouyijinggouxinkudele,sheirangtalianchuzuchedouzuobuqi,zijiqizhegexiaopocheguolaini?”

tashuozhe,jingranzhijienachushouji,lianshanglepangbianyigetouyingyi,bofangleyizhangzhaopian。

zhengshichuyuanqilaideneizhangdingdangxiangdexiaopaochedequanshenzhao!

changmianjijingpianke,turanchuanchujishengchixiaosheng。

“chuyuan,nixianzaihundezheimecana?lianzheizhongchedougankai,nijiubupakaizaimalushang,zheilunzizhijiefeichuqua?”

“zheipolanmoyang,gujilianxiaotoudoudanxinlimianyoumeiyoudianpingba?”

“chuyuan,yaobunilaiwozheigongsishangbandele,haha!”

zheiqunrenjijinchaofeng,linjianghaodelianshangshanguoyisiyuyue,tahenmanyixutianshengdexingwei,buguomianzishangqueshilenglianhechiyisheng:“tiansheng,niganma?dajiakedoushipengyou,bierangrennankan。”

“heng,wohetakebushishenmepengyou,yige**sieryi,kebienianshangwole!”

xutianshengbiyiwanfendekanzhechuyuan,zuilijiaodao,“buguojiranlinshaoshuole,neiwodangranjininyigemianzi,zheijiuguanle。”

suiranzheimeshuozhe,buguotahaishimomojijide,dengdaozhongren“xinshangwan”zhaopianhou,zheicaibatouyingyiguanbile。

zheixia,dajiadouzhidaochuyuanhundehencha,shenzhiyijingkuaiyaolunluoweishehuidedicengle,shuohuaziranyebutaijitamianzi,youxiesiwujidande。

chuyuanyouxieshiwangdekanzhezheiqunxiritongchuang,zheiqunrenweilebajielinjianghao,zhenshishenmeexinhuadounengwangwaishuo。

“xingle,jintiandajiashitongxuehui,dajialaiheyibei!”

linjianghaoxinlihenmanyi,buguo“zhengcai”haimeishangni,takebunengrangchuyuannaoxiuchengnulikai,limazhanqishenlai,juqijiubei。

zhongrenhenshijizheigefuzongjinglimianzi,jiejubeixiangying。

“喝一杯。”

chuyuanyouxiefuyandekaikou,jubei,keshiquegenbenmeirengentapengbei。

zheiyimu,chedirangchuyuanliangtoulexin。

zheiyangdetongchuang,tayaolaihaiyouheyongni?

linjianghaoyanlishanguoyisiyinxiao,siruowuyideshuodao:“chuyuan,nijintiankelaichile,dezifasanbei!”

tashuozhe,jingranbajiubeizhongxinfanglehuiqu,yilianrenzhendikanzhechuyuan。

其他人连忙应承。

“shia,chuyuannijintiankelaichile,dezifasanbei!”

“linshaodoukaikoule,nidejitazheigemianzi!”

“yaowoshuo,ruguowolaichile,bieshuosanbei,sanshibeidoumeiwentia!”

……

zheiqunrenxiaozhejiduichuyuan,jiushixiangkantaxiaohualaiquyuelinjianghao。

楚源没有动。

linjianghaojianzhuangbudongshengsedaozhoulexiamei:“chuyuan,dajiajintiankedoushilaikaixinde,biehuailedajiadexingzhi,jintiannilaichile,dezifasanbei。”

tashengyinyouxiejugaolinxiale,yanranyifuminglingdetaidu,wangchaodajiudianfuzongjinglideqishiyilanwuyu。

“kuaidianhe!jintiannibuhejiushibujiwolingezheigemianzi!”

xutianshengzaiyipangdaxiaodao。

tajintianjianchuyuan,wuyijiushixiangrangtachuchou。

qitarenyefenfencuicu,kechuyuanjiushibudongshou,zuizhongpangbiandeyigerenjile,zhijieshenshoujiuxiangjitaguanxiaqu,buguodangkandaochuyuandeyanshenhou,neidongzuobianzenmeyezuobuxiaqule。

neibinglengdeyanshenrangtaquanshenjiangyingwubi,shenzhiwufayidongsihao。

zhidaochuyuandeyanshenyikai,tacaijinghunweidingdelianshengchuanxi。

chuyuanjubeihuanhuanzhanleqilai,saoshisifangdao:“jintianwoguolai,zhixiangzaijianyimianxiridetongchuang,meixiangdao,nimenyijingbianchengzheiyang,zhenrangwoshiwang。”

tajiangjiuyiyinerjin,qingshengdao:“zheibeijiu,jiusuanwojingnimende,congciyihou,tongxueqingyibuzai。”

“chuyuan,nizheihuashishenmeyisi!”

yipangdelinjianghaoyinzheliankaikou。

tameixiangdaochuyuanjingranjiuzheimezhijiesipolianpi,zheiyechuhusuoyourendeyuliao。

bijingdajiadoumeixiangdao,cengjingneigechuyuanjingranyehuishuochuzheimelinglidehua。

“chuyuan,nitmhaizhendangzijishigerenwule!wogaosuni,jintianyaobushibanzhangshuoqingniguolaichifan,sheihuijidenige**si!?”

xutianshenglikebanglinjianghaoyaoqinahan,fennuwubidezhizechuyuan。

“heng,wojintiansuanshikanqingchuzheigerenle!”

“qingyibuzai?shuodesheihaoxianggenniyouqingyiyiyang!”

“buxiangchijiukuaidiangun!”

zheiqunrenlengchaorefengdao,piankejian,chuyuanjiuyijingbeiqianfusuozhile。