第三章 老婆身手不错!

zailikaiminzhengjuhou,yeninghanzairenlairenwangdedajieshangraolehaojigequanzi,quedingshenhoumeiyouweibahou,zheicaidadelaidaoletianhaishinanjiaodexiaochijie。

qiguaibawanhou,yeninghanlaidaoleyijiafeichangdianqian。

jinruxiaodianhou,taxuanzeleyigekaochuangdezuowei,ranhoudianleyifenxiaocaiheyifenzhaopaihuobaofeichang。

此时。

林晨纵身一跃,爬到了小店的屋顶。接着他双腿勾住房梁,将身子朝后一扬,倒挂在了一扇窗户之上。

jiezhechuangkou,tajiangxiaodianneideyiqiejinshouyandi。

yigekeyiderenzailinchenyanzhongchuxianle。

zheixiaodiandefuwuyuankansimanbujingxindicongyeninghandeshenbianjingguo,kudouliquehurandiaochuleyizhangbeiroudezhoubabadezhituan。

yeninghanlvlelvzijidebolangzhangfa,budongshengsedinuolenuozijideweizhi,zhenghaonuodaoleneizhangzhituandepangbian,jiuxiangshunshijiangneizhituanjianqi……

xianzaidoushenmeniandaile,haiyongzhituanzheiyuanshidetongxunshoufa?

kanlailaopoxingshiyoudianbiejuyigea。

jiuzailinchensisuojian,yishuangkuandadeshouzhang,queshihuranjiangyeninghandeshoubeikuaisufuzhu。

“hei,meinv,yigerenma?yaobuyaopeigequlingdianjiubawanyiwana?”

zheidaoshengyinshifencuguang,xiaodianlideguketaiyanyiwang,dunshifenfenniuguotouqu,buganzaiquqiaozheishengyindezhuren。

zheikeshixiaochijieyoumingdeebahunhunmaosan!

maosanyuanlianyuanshen,getougaoda,liangyanzaoyisuodingzaileyeninghandexiongqian。neisemimideyanshen,ranglinchenmeitouyizhou。

妈了隔壁的!

laozilianzijialaopodeshoudouhaimeiqianguo,nizheipangzijiushenchuxianzhushoule!shushukeren,shenshenbunengren!

youxiejidongdelinchenmochuyigensuishendaizhedeyaqian。tagangxiangdongshou,danxiayikequetingxialedongzuo。

shixianzhongdelaopodarenyishikuaisudijiangneizhituanjianqi,bingqie,kansibufeiliditailetaigebozhou。

咚!

yishengmenxianghou,maosanwuzhezijidexiaba,tengdeshuobuchuhualai!

zaiyeninghandeneiyizhouxia,tayaoleyixiazijideshetou!

wodeguaiguai,zheilaoposhenshoubucuo!

ercishidemaosanyishinuqidazuo,tajuqiyoushou,jingshiyaochaoyeninghandelianshangshuaiqu?

我去!敢打我老婆?

linchenshuangyanweimi,shandianbanshuaichuleshouzhongdeyaqian。zhizhidecizailemaosandejiaobozishang。tayigeliangqiang,dangzhongbiaoyanleyicipingshaluoyanshi。

maosandanshouchengdi,gaoshengjiaodao:

“**!shei?sheitouxiwo?youzhongnijilaozizhanchulai!bietemejilaozizaibeihoufanglengqiang!”

tacongdimianshangjiannanpaqi,saoshiyiquan,zhijianmeigegukedouditouduifuzhezhuoshangdeshiwu,ditoukanzhezijidejiaohuai,**!neishiyaqian?

tachaozhedianlidegukedaheyisheng:

“hao,henhao!tamadejilaozizhuanggaoshoushibushi?xiaodimen,jilaozijinlai!”

huayingangluo,genzaimaosanshenhoudejigedipiliumanglikeqishixiongxiongdichonglejinlai,hedexiaodianlideneixiegukehunshenzhandoubuzhi。

“nage**ganrewomensange!zhaosi!”

dianlaobanyijianmaosanyaozaizheiyongjidexiaodianlidajiale,yushiganjinchulaidalegeyuanchang:

“sange,biedongshoua,wozheilishixiaobenjingying,jingbuqizhetenga!”

“给老子滚!”

maosandashouyihui,bianjiangdianlaobantuilechuqu。neigediuxiazhituandefuwuyuannieleniequantou,meitouyizhougangxiangdongshou,queshifaxianyeninghanjitashilegeyanse。

“bajuanlianmenjilaozilaxialai!laozijintianyaolaigeguanmendagou!”

yishenglingxiahou,yigehunhunlikejiangjuanlianmenlalexialai,dianneidunshibiandeyinanlebushao。

haizaidianneideshikemen,zhouranjiandaozheixiongxiandejiashihou,fenfenaiqiu,xiwangmaosannenggoufangtamenchuqu。danzheixiehunhunduitamendehuachongerbuwen。

lingtoudemaosan,zeshilengyandingzheyeninghan,henlashuodao:“zheidianliyougerenhuidiangongfu,nimenaigecha!jiuchulaihouzhijiefeiletadeshou!zheigenvrenbuyaodong,shoushiwanzheixierenhou,womenzailaihetahaohaodiwanyiwan!”

dianneiguangxianbujia,yeninghanyuneifuwuyuanduishiyiyan,douqiaochuleduifangyanzhongdebufen。

yeninghanqingqingdidianlediantou,neimingfuwuyuanhetayishishuangshuangwojinlequantou。

dianwaidelinchenraoyouxingzhidikanzhezheiyimu,molemoxiaba,xinliandao:

kanyangziwolaopoyaochushoule!nandao……wolaopozhenshitegong?youyisi!

maosandaizheyimoyinlengdexiaorong,kuaisuchaoyeninghanchongleguolai,shituzaidiyishijianbaozhuta。

jiuzaicishi,yeninghanjiangzijideduanqunchaoshangyila,jinjiezhetaiqiyoutui,yigecetizhijiejiangpulaidemaosanchuaidaozaidi,neifenglidegaogenxiegengshizhajinlemaosandexiaotuili,rangtafachuleshazhusidecanjiaosheng。

wangzhezheihuobaodechangjing,linchenbujinyaranshixiaodao:

“laopoa,dajiadeshihoudongzuobietaidama,huizouguangde!”

jiexialai,dianlixiangqilepingpingpangpangdedadousheng。yeninghanheneimingfuwuyuanruxiashanmenghuyiyang,sanxiawuchuerjiujiangzheijigehunhunquanbushoushiwanbi。

piankehou,juanlianmenbeizhongxindakai。

yeninghanmantaluchuyigerenxuwuhaidexiaorong,yangzhangerqu……

ermaosanyuneijigexiaohunhun,zeshihengqishubatangleyidi,zuiliaohaobuduan。