第一章 诈尸了

xialeyiyedeyu,zaizaoshangdeshihou,zhongyutingle。

qianjirideanyichenghaishilieriyanyan,zhuanyanzhijian,jiurutongruledongyibanhanleng。

zheichengzhongdeweifu,qianricaiganggangjubanwanxinhunzhixi,jieguomeiliangri,youkaishibanqilesangshi。

xiaoyuanqianting,daochudouguazhebailing,datingdezhengzhongyang,yifuguanmubaifangzhengqi,gesejipinyiyingjuquan,yimingshenxingjiaohaodexiaofuren,guizaiguanqian,manliandewucuo。

caiyanxiangdaozheijirizijidezaoyu,renbuzhujiuluolei。

tabenshishuxiangmendizhinv,congxiaojiuboxueduocai,shanyuwenxue,yinlvheshufa,benlaiyeshidafudaguideming,sheicengxiang,tafuqincaiyong,yinzuibeiliufang,zhinengliuluozaiwaibihuo。

daoleshiwuliusui,gaihunjiadenianjile,fuqinyebuzaishenbian,haozaicaiyanxiaodeshihou,fuqincaiyongjiujitaxuanleyimenwawaqin,jiajihedongweishideergongziweimu。

xuandinghaolerizi,weijiapairencongchenliujiangcaiyanjieleguolai,yichangfengfengguangguangdehunlicaiganggangjubanwan,dongfanghuazhuyedewanshang,xinlangguanqueturanbaobile。

ganggangchenghundecaiyan,zhayanzhijian,jiuchenglexiaogua-fu。

shuoqizheigeshiqingba,yeshizheigeweimuzijizuode,zheiweimubenshihedongjunweijiadeergongzi,danshizixiaojiutiruoduobing,suiranyijingnianguoruoguan,danshipingriliduopaoliangbudounengchuanshangbantian。

tiruoduobingbenjiushentixuruoba,kepianpianzheiergongziweimu,haishiyigefengliuchengxingzhiren,suishuozhishiruoguanzhiniandenianji,queshichangliulianyanhuazhidi,yisuyisudegengjiataokonglezijideshenti。

zheiweimubenlaiduizijiyaoqudecaiyan,haiyouyixiedichu,bijingshisiqufuqinzaoniandingxiadeqinshi,tayoubunenggouweikang,zhinenggoubuqingbuyuandejieshou。

keshizaiouranzhijiantoutoujiandaolecaiyanzheigeweihunqibenrendeshihou,weimushiyiyanjiubeicaiyandemeimaojimizhu,dangjitongyilechengqin。

yeshizheimeduonianfengliuchengxingdeyuangu,jiashangshenzixuruo,weilezaixinhunzhiye,dongfanghuazhudeshihou,nenggoubiaoxianyixiazijinanrendexiongfeng,zheiweimubuzhidaocongnalinonglaileliangfuhulangzhiyao。

tahaihaipayifuyaobunenggourangzijijianchidejiuyixie,dangwanjiangliangfuyaodoujichile。

jieguoni,jiushixiyanyisan,jiezhejiujing,zheiweimuhaiweizaicaiyandemianqianzhanshiyixiazijideweifeng,jiuliangtuiyideng,hunsileguoqu。

dangwan,dafujiulaiguole,shuorenmeileqixi,huitianfashu,zhunbeihoushiba。

zheicaiyouleweifu,gangbanwanxishijiujinjiezhebansangshidejudong。

“有客到!”

kanmendexiaosi,qiaojianyourenjinlai,gaohanyisheng。

“aiyo,shipeisangongzi。sangongziyelaijibaiwojiaeryema?”

“quququ,sheigennishuowoshilaijibaiweimuneigexiaowangbadande,woshilaiyaozhaide!”

henkuai,menkoujiuzoujinlaijigeren,weishouyigechuanzhehuafudenianqingren,xiaozhangbahudechongzhetangneiderengaoshenghanleqilai。

“yaozhai?yaoshenmezhaia?”

“weimuneigexiao**,yigeyueqian,zaijinfenglouxunhuawenliudeshihou,hewodadu,shulewosanbaijinqiancai,zheibiqian,wobenlaibuxiangzheimekuailaiyaode,keshiwotingshuotazuoridongfangdeshihouyongliguomengguitianle?neiwozheiqianzhaosheiyaoqua,ziranzhiyoulaizhaonimenweijiale。”

peijidengmenbaifang,bushilaijibaide,fanershilaiyaozhaide,erqieshizairensiledediyitian。

dunshi,zaipeijishuowanzheiyifanhuazhihou,zhenggelingtangliyipianhuaran,jingyadeyishipeijidebudongguiju,ershiweimujuranqianlepeijizheimeyidabiqian,sanbaijina,zheikeshiputongrenjiayibeizidoubuyidingnenggouzhuandaodeqian。

jiusuanshiweijiazaianyichenglibusuanxiaohu,keyaoyixiazinachusanbaijinlai,yejueduiburongyi。

cishi,zheilingtangliyemeiyouyigezhushideren,weiyideyigezhuren,haishiganggangchengweiweijianvzhurendecaiyan。

shiwusuidecaiyancongdishangqishen,xianshihenyouguijudehepeijizuoyixingli。

“qieshenjianguozheiweigongzi。”

peijideshensezhujianbeicaiyanxiyin,muguangluozaicaiyandelianshang,xianshiyijing,beicaiyanderongmaojijingya,suihoushouleshouzijizuijiaokuaiyaoliuchulaidehalazi,jimangshoulianleyixiazijidexingxiang。

“zheiweixiangbijiushisaofurenle。saofurenguoranshishengdetingtingyuli,tianziguosea。neiweimuzheiduanminggui,yebuzhidaoshinalixiulaidefufen,jurankeyiqudaosaofurenzheiyangdenvzi,zhenshizaorendujia。buguosileyehao,weimuneiduanmingguizhaogubuleni,burunigaijiawopeijizenmeyang,wokendinghuibiweimuneigeduanmingguigenghaodezhaogunide。”

peijideqingbozhiyu,yixiajiuredecaiyanbukuai。

keshixianzaizheilishilingqian,caiyanyebunengshilelishu,zhinenglenglengdekaikou。

“zheiweigongzi,haiqingnizizhong,jinrishiwofujunguoshiderizi,youshenmeshiqing,haidengwotifujunbanwansangshizaishuo。jirangongzibushilaijiwofujunjibaide,haiqinglikai。”

caiyanxiangyaojipeijiyidianmianzi,buxiangzaizheigeshihoushengzhang,bijingcongpeijidekouzhong,weimukeshizaijinfenglouneizhongyanhuazhidiqianxiadeduzhai,zheizhongshiqingyaoshiwendeduole,caiyanzijidouyouyixienanyiqichi,bijingtacishiyebuguoshiyigeshiwusuideshaonv,zhunquelaishuohaishiweijingrenshideshaonv。

“neikebuxing,jinriwoyaowenqingchu,zheiqiannimenjibuji,sanbaijin,kebushixiaoshumua,neiweimusile,woshangnaliyaoqua,nanbuchengnimenxianzaijiuxiangdilaima。”

“wokannimenjiushinabuchulai,buruzheiyangba,xiaoniangzi,woyebuyaonimenweijiahaiwosanbaijinle,wojiuyaoniba,mingrinijiugaijiaguolai,laiwopeijifushang,wotiweimuzhaoguni,niyejiutiweimuhailezheisanbaijindezhai,zenmeyang?”

peijibuxiangzuoba,benlaitalaizhishixiangyaochenjinaoshi,yaozhailaide,keshizaiqiaojianleweiwangrencaiyanzheigexiaoniangzizhihou,yixiangsedanbaotiandeta,juranhaijiuzhendelaishangcaiyanle,qiaojianlecaiyandemeisejiuliangtuijiuzoubudongdao,nalihuizheimeqingyilikaini。

shuozheshuozhe,peijihaizhuangzhedanzi,xiangyaoshangqulacaiyan,xiangyaochenjiqingboyifan。

caiyanbeipeijizheituruqilaideshouyila,heleyitiao,shenziyijing,zhijiewanghoudaoqu。

haozai,caiyanshenhouhaiyouyifuguanmu,caiyandaozaiguanmushang,zheicaimianqiangzhanwenleshenzi。

keshi,dangtademuguangpiejianleguanmuliyijingsiqudeweimushi,dunshihedeliansecanbai。

benyinggaiyijingsiqudeweimu,juranzhengzheyishuangheiliuliudeyanjing,kanzheta,hetaduishi。

“啊,诈尸了!”