第3章
ciyanyichu，zaichangdesuoyourendoumengle！
chulelinruobing，suoyourendemuguangquandouluozaileqinchuangdeshenshang。
xiangyaokankantadaodiyoushenmeguorenzhichu，nenggouranglinjiajiazhulinzhennanxinganqingyuanbasunnvxupeijita。
zhongrendalianglexujiu，zhongyudechuyigejielun。
除了帅，一无是处！
“爸！”
linjianghemengbizhihoubianshijinghai！
laoyezimobushideleshixinfeng，duoshaodajiazudeguigongziqiuhundoubeitajiyikouhuijue。
xianzaijingranrangzijideqinsunnvhezheigelailibumingdeyexiaozijiehun？
“ba！nishibushilaohutule，zenmenengrangruobingjiajizheizhonghuose！
“haiyouni！”linjiangheyouzhizheqinchuangmadao：“yigeyaofandeyexianggaopanwomenlinjia！zhenbuzhidaozijijijinjilianglema！shixiangdejiuganjinjiwogunchuqu！”
“zhuzui！”linzhennanmanmiannurong，yiguaizhanghenhenchouzailelinjiangheshenshang：“zheilinjiashenmeshihoulundaonishuodesuanle！yaoshizaiganduiqinchuangkouchukuangyan，nijiujiwogunchuqu！”
“zhei......”linjiangheliansenankandaolejidian，buganzaishuohuale。
linzhennankanxiangyankuanghongrundelinruobing，xinzhongyeshiyouxieburen，yuzhongxinzhangdao：“yatou，yeyenianjidale，meiyoujiniandehuotoule，rangniheqinchuangjiehun，yesuanshiyeyewozheibeizizuihouyizhuangxinyuan。”
“ruoshinibutongyi，yeyekongpasidoubunengmingmua......”
linruobingshifenweiqu，xinzhongyiwangebuyuanyi。
danyouxiangdaoyeyedeshentibuhao，pajujuehou，yeyehuizaiciyunsiguoqu。
yushitayimoyanlei，jibuqingyuandeshuodao：“ruobing...ruobingtingyeyeanpaibianshi！”
linzhennantingdaozheigehuida，xixiaoyankai，yangtiandaxiaoqilai：“hao！hahaha...hahaha...”
“linyeye，biexiaole，zaixiaomingdoumeile。”qinchuangtixingdao。
qingxudejuliebodong，huirangbingqingtiqianjiazhong。
linjianghenumuershi，xunchidao：“woshuonizenmehuishi！laoyezibaqinsunnvdouxupeijini，nifeidanbuganen，haizuzhouwojialaoyezi！xinbuxinwodalannide......”
haimeidengtabahuashuohua，xiaoshengjiaranerzhi。
“hahaha...ge！”
linzhennanhuranshensejubian，doudadehanzhususuwangwaimao，shenziyijiang，zaiciyunsileguoqu！
“yeye！nizenmele？”linruobinghaipadekulechulai，“ninqianwanbiehewoa！”
“fangshenyi！wofuqintazheishizenmele？”linjianghehuangluandao。
fangjingganjinshangqianweilinlaoyezibamai，tameitoujinzhou，yeshihuangzhangdao：“zhei...zheibukenenga！womingmingyijingjianglinlaoyezideqixuelishunle，zenmezheimeduandeshijianneijiuyouluanle！”
taquchuyinzhen，yongzhiqiandezhenfazaicixiangzhelinzhennandeshenticiqu！
qinchuangjiantayaogujizhongshi，zhouzhemeitoudao：“wogangcaishuoguo，nirucishizhen，genbenjiushizaitouzhilinyeyedeshengminglieryi！”
“qinchuang！”linruobingmianseehan，lishengnuhe，“nizaiganduoshuoyiju，woxianzaijiubanijiganchuqu！”
“liangyannanquangaisigui，cibeibuduzijueren。”qinchuangshensewunai，nannandao。
“nishuoshenme！”linruobingtaiqishou，jiuxiangshantayibazhang！
bazhanghaiweiluoxia，zhitingshenhoudelinzhennanmenhengyisheng，yikouxianxuepentuerchu，liansebiandetieqing，qiruoyousi，shentibuduanchouchuzhe。
yifujiangsizhirendemoyang。
“zhei...zheizenmekeneng......”fangjingdajingshise，niezheyinzhendeshouzhibuzhudezhandou，genbenbuzhiruhexiazhencainenggouzhizhulinlaoyezitineiyijingniluandeqixue。
qinchuangdao：“ruguofangshenyibuzhigairuhexiazhendehua，burushishishenfengxue，huoxuhuiyouyong。”
linjiangheduizhenumayisheng：“hunzhang！fangshenyixingyishushizai，jiurenwushu，yongdezhenilaizhidaoma！”
cishidefangjingyijingshijianglangcaijin，baozhesimadanghuomayidetaidu，yinzhenchaozheshenfengxueciqu！
yizhenluoxia，shenqideyimufashengle，gangcaihaichouchubuzhidelinzhennan，jingranshunjiananjinglexialai。
fangjingkanxiangqinchuang，yanzhongmanshizhenjing！
没想到真的有用！
linjiaqitarenbudongyishu，yebuzhidaofangshenyigangcaicideshinagexuewei。
tamenzhizhidao，gangcaineiyizhenhenyouxiao！
linruobingtaidushifengongjing：“fangshenyi，wobaozhengzainijiexialaiyizhideguochengzhong，qinchuangbuhuizaiduoyijuzui，qingninanxinyongzhenba！”
suihoutakanxiangqinchuangweixiedao：“niyaoshizaiganhuyanluanyu，raoluanfangshenyixinzhi，wosilannidezui！”
“bu！”fangjingbailebaishou，renzhendao：“rangtashuoxiaqu！”
“fangshenyi，nizheishishenmeyisi？nanbucheng，tashuodeshiduide！”linjianghejiaojidewendao。
fangjingyaoleyaotou：“wokanbutouzheizhenfa，dangangcaiwoanzhaotasuoshuodexueweixiazhen，dequeranglinlaoyezidebingqingwendinglexialai，suoyiwocairangtajixushuoxiaqu。”
nengrangtakanbutoudezhenfa，zhiyouliangzhongkeneng。
yizhongkenengshixiaji...jixingfahui，lingyizhongbianshizheizhenfaguoyushenao，tagenbenjiukanbudong。
“zheiweixiaoyou，kefougaozhilaoxiu，xiayizhengailuozainali？”fangjingwendao，taidubizhiqiangongjinglebuzhiduoshao。
“bugan！”qinchuangyipiguzuozaitaishiyishang，kanxianglinruobing，xixuedao，“palindaxiaojiesilanwodezui。”
beilinjiarenmalezheimejiu，jiusuanshinipusayeyousanfenhuoqile。
linruobingshenseyouxieganga：“qinchuang，nigankuaishuoa！wo...wobusilannidezuile！”
“zeze！nijiushizheimeqiurende？”qinchuangshensewanwei，“wohaidexiexienibei？”
“ni......”linruobingzhanghonglelian，rangtaqiuzheimeyigewuchixiaoren，tazhendenanyiqichi！
zheixiangdangyubazijidezunyanrengzaidishangfanfunianya！
zheishi，linmubaisuyawenshengquanshuodao：“qinchuang，wotiruobingdaogeqian，nibiegentajijiaole！”
qinchuangdanranyixiao，dadudao：“ayishuodedui，fuqichuangtouchaojiachuangweihe，woyuanliangtale！”
linruobingtingwanzheifanhuamanduzihuo，dangchangjiuxiangpokoudama，danzuizhonghaishirenzhule。
tapaqinchuangbujiyeyezhibing！
“fangshenyi，tingzixile！”qinchuangshensedouranyibian，hezhiqiandiaoerlangdangdeyangziwanquanxiangfan。
“风池一寸！”
“关元一寸半！”
“lingxubancun......”
“zuihouyizhen，qichongxuesancun！”