第1章 惊动全飞机的“散热”事件

甘甜。

湿滑。

软糯……

zheishixiaoyumingconghunshuizhongxinglaizuichudeganshou。

suiranzheigeganjuehenduanzan,dantarengranhuiweiwuqiong。

娇兰,金色钻石?

xiaoyumingtianletianzuichun,likebianbiechuchungaodepinpai。

真是有品位!

zhengkaiyanjing,xiaoyumingshouxiankandaoyishuangmirendeyanjing。

qingche,mingliang,yiyanjiunengrangrenpengranxindong。

danshi,zheishuangyanjingcikechongmanlexiufen。

zaikanneizhanglian,jingzhimeilideliandantouzhehongyun,baomandehongchunshirunyouren,jiandandeerdingyingchenzhewuxiekejidemeili。

jueduishitianshenglizhi,meiyangaogui。

jishishixiaoyumingkanzhe,yebujinyouxieshishen。

jiuzaizheishi,pangbiandefennushengyinxiangqi:“xiaozi,renjiameinvhaoxinjiuni,jinizuorengonghuxi,keshini...nishenshetoujiubutaihoudaole!”

随着声音落下。

xiaoyumingcaixiangqigangcaifashengdeshiqing。

tazhengzaichengzuoguojihangbanhuiguo。

raner,jiuzaigangcai,tadelaomaobingfazuole!

chaoguochangrendegaoshao,zuigaonengdaowushiliudu,yuanbenxiangquxishoujianyonglengshuixilian,kehaimeizoudao,jiuyundaozailejicangguodaoli。

ertaxinglaiqianchunbiandeliangyi,rangtawufarenshoudezaorexia,bennengdishenchushetou。

nanguaihuibianchengzheiyangdeqingjing。

chensipianke,xiaoyumingtaitou,yilianrenzhendikanzheneiweifennudemeinvshuo:“meinv,wogangcaizaisanre,nixiangxinma?”

jiandandehuayu,rangzhouweiderendoujingdaile。

神啊,散热。

zheijiekouyetaijueleba?!

jiyunyuekanzhexiaoyuming,yanshenzhongdexiufengengjiamingxian。

tadexiongkouqiqifufu,gewaiyinrenzhumu。

zuihou,tameiyouxuanzeshuohua,ershizhuanshenlikai。

shide,hezheizhongbuzhilianchiderenduoshuoyijuhua,tadoujuedezang!

raner,cishixiaoyumingzhuyidaoshenme,muguangjujiao,jingrancongfeijiguodaoliyiyueerqi。

wanquanbuxianggangconghunmizhongxinglaideren。

“aiya,meinv,nidengdeng!”

xiaoyumingdeshengyindaizhejingya,yankanjiyunyuehaishimeiyoutingxialaideyisi,tajimangshenchushou。

xiayimiao,zhijianjiyunyuedeneiyidailiantongyifubeitacheleqilai。

哇!

zhouweiderenzhangdazuiba,yilianzhenjing。

呃...

xiaoyumingyelengleyixia,ranhousongkaileshou。

嗒!

bansuizheqingcuiyouyoudanxingdeshengyin,jiyunyuedeshentizhandouleyixia,jiezhetajuemeidelianshangmanshilengmo。

xiaoyuminghoujiegundong,zhengyaojieshi,feijiguangboxianxiangleqilai:“geweichengke,feijijijiangjiangluozaibeijingguojijichang,weilenindeanquan,qinghuidaozijidezuowei。”

suizheguangboshengjieshu,jiyunyuezhuanguotou,xiongkouqifu,zuihoulenglengdikanzhexiaoyuming:“wuchi,exin!”

shuowan,tajinwozheyushoulikaile。

xiaoyumingwangzheneidongrendebeiying,yilianwunaihekuxiao。

tazhendebushiguyide......

xiangqijiyunyuelikaishideyangzi,tabuyouzhouqilemeitou。

“aiya,buduijinga!”

tanannanziyu,ruoyousuosidihuidaozijidezuoweishang。

此时,在头等舱里。

jiyunyuezuoxiahou,zuozaipangbiandezhushoumoyangdenvzitaiqitou:“jizong,ningangcaiquxishoujian,zenmequlezheimejiu?”

“被狗咬了!”

jiyunyuenulirangzijideshengyinbaochipingjing,dantadeyushouhaishijinjinwoleqilai。

“a?feijishanghaiyougouma?”

xiaozhushouyilianjingya。jiezhe,tazhuyidaojiyunyuerutonghuoyanbandeyanjing,likesuolesuobozi,buganzaiwenxiaqu。

raner,tazhendehenxiangzhidaoshisheibajiyunyueqichengzheiyang。

yaozhidao,jiyunyuezuoweiyanjingdediyimeinv,jishiyiyaojituandezongcai,jirendeyinxiangjiushitieniangzi。

tazuoshilengjingguoduan,leilifengxing。

xiangxianzaizheiyangshengqi,zhenshihanjian。

guoleyihuier,tadebiaoqingbiandeyoudianguguai。zhijianjiyunyuenazheyipingshuikaishishukou,guluguludeshengyinhuidangzhe。

yici,liangci,sanci……

……

半小时后。

feijipingwenjiangluozaiyanjingjichang。

jichangwaimian,yilianglaosilaisitingzailubian,gewaixianyan。

suizhejicudejiaobusheng,jiyunyuedaizhezhushouzouleguoqu。

neiyichanei,tamanmiaodeshenyingzaicixiyinlezhongduoreliedemuguang。

zoujinle,laosilaisidechemendakai,yiweilaorenzoulexialai。

“liulao,woyeyezenmeyangle?”

jiyunyuekandaolaoren,meilidelianpangshangluchudanyoudeshenqing。

“ai,niyeyekongpachengbuleduojiule,taxianzaiyizhiniantaozheyaodengdaoyigerenhuilai!”

laorentanlekouqi:“nishitazuitengaidesunnv,gujitashizaidengniba。”

“上车再说吧!”

jiyunyueliansecangbai,gubushangdanwushijian,shanglechejiuchufale。

cheziganglikaibujiu,xiaoyumingdeshenyingchuxianle。tasichuzhangwang,yilianjingya:“yi,zhenqiguai,zheinvrenmingmingyoubing,juranhainengpaoneimekuai?”

querenzhaobudaoneigenvzihou,xiaoyumingtanlekouqi,zanshidashangyiliangchuzuche:“shifu,qutianyuan!”

“天苑?”

sijishifuyouxiejingya,shangxiadalianglexiaoyumingyifan。

tianyuanshiyanjingzhumingdebieshuqu。

danzenmekan,xiaoyumingdoubuxianggeyouqianren。

sijishifuyaoyaotou,meiduoshuoshenme,caixiayoumenkaichelikaile……