第3章

diertianyizao,chenduogangdakaiweixindeshihou,shuiguo18prodouweimiaodeguntangleyixia。

suoyouxiaoxidouxianshi99+,xinzengfensishushenzhidadaolejingrendeliangwan。

sixinligengshiyiqunxiaohongdiandiandengzhetadiankaikan。

weixinli,guyanqiudafenyueliangzaitadoulianfaleshilaitiao。

“姐妹,你火了。”

“tiana。wojiuzhidaodaizheneigeshebeiyidingbushifanren。nipaideqiuqiuyetaihaokanle。”

“我又爱上了。”

“aaaaaa,qiuqiuguanzhunile。wohuashenchengleyigexinshidaideningmengjing。”

“cusiwole,cusiwole。woxianzaikuliansheyingjishuhailaibulaideji。”

“tongyangshigufen,zenmeniyouxiudezheimemingxian。”

“weiboshangneizhangtuwobaocunle。woyaoshezhichengpingbao,meitiankanyiwanbian。”

“haoduohaoping。wogenwoxiaoqunlidejiemeidoukankule。”

“zhende,qiuqiuyiluzoulaitaiburongyile。qiuqiuzicongchengtuanzhihou,haojiumeibeirenzheimetaolunguole。qishiwomensixialidoushuo,tadeheyuekuaidaoqile。gongsikenenggentaxuyuedeyisibuda。zheijiachengzichuanmeishiyeneibuyazhayiren。ruguotazhendebeijieyuelekezenmebana?”

“danshinirangchengzichuanmeikanjianlewomengegedejiazhi。”

“suiranzheiyangshuobuhao。danshiwozhenderenbuzhutoutoushuoyiju:jiupingwojiagegedeyanzhi,jiuzugouzaiyulequanhunyiwanfanchile。neimeduozibenjiadechouhaizidounengchi,wojiagegeweishenmebunengchi。”

“yibuxiaoxinshuoduole。jiemei,nishixihuanguyanqiudeba,tingshuoqitayirentuanduidouxiangwaniguoquni。bierenjiahaiyouqitadezhanjie,danshiqiuqiuzhiyouniyigea。”

yueliangyaoqingninjinru‘shengshimeiyan’guyanqiudafenqun。

zheixiehuashuocongbanyesandianyizhishuodaojinzaoshangwuliudian。kejianyueliangdexingfen。

danshishijianzaizaoshang6:38deshihouturanfaleyitiao:“jiemeibieshangweibo,youeping。”

zuotianchenduoxiuwantuzhihoujiushuile。haiyiweichuanyuedaopingxingshikonghuishuibuzhe。danshishuideneijiaoyigehanchang,ertadeshoujibanyedoushijingyinmoshi,yemeibeixiaoxidaraodao。

今天早上一看。

微博炸了。

tadeweibohaoshixinzhuce,gentazailingyigeshijieyongdeshiyigemingzi:yiduoxiaochenpi。

jiuzhiguanzhuleguyanqiuyiren,zhifaleyizhangtu。

danneiyitiaodepinglun,pinglun2w+。

limiandepinglunquyoumingxiandeshijianfengexian。banyesandianzhiqianfade,quandoushiaoyedangdejianjiaohetianpingleide。

还有各种喊老公的。

shenzhizaipinglunquli,“wolaogong。”“shiwolaogong。”zhenglunderenao。

keshizaoshangguoleliudian,dagaishiheizishangxianle。pinglunqudehuafengyixiazijiubianle。

“zheizhonghuisuonande,douyourenkandeshang。weilechudaobuzhidaobeiduoshaodajiewanguo,zangsile。nimenyebuxianexin。”

“zhende,dangchuxuanxiudeshihou,duoshaozhangdeshuaide,doubeitapkxiaqule。gaibuhuizhendeyourenyiwei,shiyinweishilibuxingba。”

“tabeibaoyangshiyeneigongkaidexiaoxile。”

“yaobushuonianqingrendouxiangwangyulequanliji,zheilishizhenhaohuna。”

“jiejie,woshixuzhiyidefensi,qiujiejiekankanwomenjiazhiyi,shigeganjingdeyirene。”

“还有我家艺人。”

zuihoupinglunquchenglewuyanzhangqideqiangrendazhan。

jiuzheizhongshentudezhiliang,jinianyemeichuguoyige。

pinglunquli,shenzhiyoulanvdeyirenguanfangtuanduiyaoqingruzhidexiaoxi。

guyanqiudesixinfandaoshibeiyadaolezuidixia。zhixieleyijuhua:xiexieni。

……

cike,guyanqiuzaibangongshili。kaileyiwanshangdehui。tuanduidouzaidingtadebaozhuangfangxiang,tianliangle。

haoduorenchengbuzhu,huibangongshizhaogedifangshuijuele。yeyourenchuqumaiheikafeihezaocanhaiyaozhunbeiyitiandegongzuo。

guyanqiuhaichuanzhezuoerchuleyishenhandeyanchufu,hanshuidouyijingganle,xiangshizhanzaileshenshang。

jingjirenchenabiaozoujinlai,jiguyanqiudileyibeiheikafei,guanqiedeshuo:“yanqiu,neigezhanjiehaimeiyouhuinima?”

taxinliyoudianjiqie。bijingquanneisuoyourendouzhidao,yirenchangyou,dannengchushentudezhanjiebuchangyong。

yiqiansheihaimeixianmuguohanyudezhanjie,shentuyichu,shikuozhanhaiwaishichangdouyoujuejiazhuli。

yanxia,guyanqiuzheimegexiaohukapianpianyouleshenjizhanjie。yizhangtujiubaguyanqiudemingzizhongxindaishangresou,zheisheibuyanrea?

xiangdangyuxiaojixiangsaijinlegedingpeixianka。douxiangchaichuxiankazijiyong。

jingjirenyeyoudianzijiderenmai:“wotingshuohaoduojingjirendoushibanyebeidianhuajiaoqilaide。xianzaiyinggaidousixintale。”

duifangyirenwulunshimingqi,haishituandui,shenzhiliuliangkedoubushiguyanqiunengbide。

tamennengzhiwangde,jiuzhiyouzhanjieduiguyanqiudeganqing。suoyizuotiantuanduiaoyebianchulesangeganrenzhishendexiaozuowen。xiangrangguyanqiuyongzijidedahaosixinduifang。

danshidoubeiguyanqiujujuele。duifangdexiangjilineimeyouwendu,bugaiyongbianzhuanchulaidexiaozuowenhunongta。

suiranfaleyijuxiexie,danshiqianyanwanyudouzaizheijuhuali。

guyanqiuzuoerguanzhulechenduo,quezaikanjiandapianmanmasheng。

chenduosuanshiheianzhongdexingguang。zheilvguangliantadoubuganchupeng,haipaxingguangsuikai,danshiqueyinweitadelianlei,rangduifangzaodaomanma。

tazijibeimadeshihoudoumeizheimenanshou。huoxutazhendebugaihunyulequan。

bugairangxihuantaderenzaoshouzheiyangdewuwangzhizai。

“haimeiyouhui。”tashuozhe。

jingjirenkanletabanshangshuoleju:“wozhidaoniyouzijideyuanze,danshiwoxiwangnimingbai,nideheyueshieryuefenjiudaoqi。gaocengduigennixuyuedeyiyuanbuda,zheicishininandedejihui。buyaojuedelabuxialian,gaimeifenmeifen,gailongluolongluo,tasuiranbushiquanneideren,danjueduisuandeshangniquanneideguirenle。ruguotanengwendingjinichutu,jiunengjinidailaiyuanyuanbuduandepuguang。bieduanzhejiazile。guyanqiu,nihaibushimingxingni。”

“wobushijuedemeifendiulian,ershiwobuxiangtaoluta,suirangentajiechubuduo,danwobatadangpengyou。”zaikafeidianlibangtajiejuelewutaideranmeizhiji,youchuleshentu,xianzaiyinweifenletazheigeren,lianleibeima。

tabuxiangzaizuorenheshier,zengjiaduifangdefudan。

“niya,yumunaozi。”nanjingjirenhentiebuchenggang:“woyoudeshihoudaoxiwangnixiangwangshangshuodeneiyang。”

dangchujingjirenshicongyiqunrenzhongtiaozhongleguyanqiu,juedekaotazheizhangliandounenghong。

sheizhidaotaxingzizhiao,zhixiangshangwutai,neixieyingshijudejihuiyagenbukaolv。keshiguoneiwutaidejihuitaishaole。weishubuduodewutaibeigengyoumingderenzhanzhe。

jiuzheimede,meiyoupuguangkuailiangle。

jiuzaizheigeshihou,tadeshoujituranzhendongleyixia。

jingjirenxuxutaotaodezuiturantingxia。

guyanqiukanleyiyan,chenduohuile:“jiayou,woxiangxinniyidingshidingliujuxing,shangzuidadewutai。nidefensihuituposiqianwan。buyaofangqi。wozhichini。”

guyanqiukanwanyileng,yanquanhongle。

jingjirenkanwan,yanjingdoufangguang:“taduinidexinxinhenzua。”zaikanxiangguyanqiuneizhangshuaidecanjuerenhuandelian,turanjuede,youdianhuamianle。

bijingzheixienianguyanqiuhandongkushumeiyouyikefangqilianwu。dongxilianleshangqianwanbian,zhendeshizhigandebutong。taxianzaijiuqueyigejihui,yigebeidajiakanjiandejihui。

yiqiangongsishibukenduitakuaiyaodaoqiyirendetouru,danshisheizhidaotahuodeleyiboshangyipuguangdemianfeiliuliangni。gongsibukenengfangguota。

艺人能红也看玄学。

jingjirencuolecuoshou,shuoleju:“yuanlainihouqijingerdea。”