第4章我的妈宝女友
jiangmuyijinmen，wojiudangzhetademianchaikailehongbao，yizhangyizhangdedianleqilai：
“ayi，ninhuilaila？woganghaihewomashuolaizheni。”
“wozheirenduiqianmeishenmegainian，huaqiandashoudajiaode，wodeqianyihouyedoujiaojiwomabaoguan。”
“yihouwodegongzia，haiyouwobamaewaizhunbeidehunhouzijinyedoushiwomabangwoguanzhe，woyongdeshihouzaigenwomayaojiuhaole，ninbuhuijieyideba？”
wozaojiugenjiangyanshuoguole，dengjiehunzhihou，wobamahuiewaizhunbeiwushiwanjiwomenzuohunhouzijin。
zheishiertayezaojiugentajialishuoguole。
jiangmuzhenjingdedengdaleshuangyan，gebozhouduizhejiangyan，meimaoniudedoukuaiyaonengdamosimimale。
jiangyanjieshoudaotadexinhaohou，lianmangzouguolai，mingminghuangdeyipiquehaiyaozhuangzuoyifubuzaihudeyangzi：
“jiaming，dangchubushidoushuohaoleme，jiehunzhihounidegongzi，haiyoushushuayizhunbeidehunhouzijindoujiaojiwodalime。”
wojixudianzheqian，touyebutaidehuidao：“benlaishizheimedasuande，danshiayiyeshuole，nihuaqiandashoudajiaode，woyeshi，daoburubaqianjiaojiwobama。”
“wobamabuhuidongwodeqiande，tamenyoubuchaneidianerqian，woyongqiandeshihouzaigentamenyaojiuhaole。”
“wogenwobamashuole，meigeyuejiwowubaikuaiqianjiugoule。”
“yaoyifenhuayifenma，zheiyangcainengzanxiaqianlaiya。”
“ayimeigeyuejiniwubailinghuaqiandeshihou，bujiushizheiyangshuodeme？”
huayishuochukou，wojialirenbaokuohejiamingdejiujiudouyongyizhongweimiaodebiaoqingkanzhetagenjiangmu。
jiangyanbeizheiyanshenkandezhanghonglelian，jiuzheyibaihenbudezhaogedifengzuanjinqu。
jiangmuzeshiyilianwodoushiweilenimenhaodebiaoqing。
zuihouyizhangqianshuwan，woyihuodeyileyisheng。
wotaiqitousixiaofeixiaodekanzhejiangyan，kanzhetayanshenzuoyoupiaohu，suihouyourouyankejiandehuangzhangleqilai。
taqiujiudeyanshenkanxianghemu，sihuzaixunwengaizenmeban。
jiangmusuiranyouyishundehuangzhang，danshihenkuaijiuzhendinglexialai，xiongyouchengzhudezhanzaineili。
tasihududinglewobuhuizaizheimeduorenmianqiandangchangchuochuanta。
kanlaiwozhiqianderenrangzhenshijiletahaodadezixina。
zaitazixindemuguangzhong，woyangchunyixiao：
“zheizenmezhiyousiqiankuaiqiana？”
jiangmuzhendingziruodebiaoqingsuilie，rouyankejiandehuangzhangqilai。
taxianranmeiliaodao，wojingranzhendehuidangzhezhongrendemianjiefatadexiaobaxi。
wobashangqianyibujieguowoshoulideqian，dazhimiaoleyiyanxinlijiuyoushule，talengzheliandao：
“ninjiazheishishenmeyisi？”
wobazaishangjiedapinduonian，lengxialianlaiqichangbushiyibandeqiangda，hemuxiayishidewanghoutuileyibu。
tamianqiangchechuyigexiao，yuqijiangying：“jiamingzheihaizicuxindayide，pingshijiuduishuzibutaimingan，kendingshizheihaizishucuole。”
“huilizheimezhongyaodedongxi，wozenmekenengzhunbeicuoni？”
tayibianshuozhe，yibianfengkuangdechaowoshizheyanse。
wowuyudefanlegebaiyan，tashijuedesuoyourendoushixiazime，dangbierenkanbujiantajimeinongyan？
jianwobuweisuodong，tagancuiweixieqiwolai：“jiaming，yihounigenyanyanjiehunle，shenmebudoushinimenliangde，nixianzaizheimezuokeshihanleayidexinle！”
yanwaizhiyijiushi，nishiyaogenwonverjiehunde，nidezuiwoleyihoukemeiyouhaoriziguo。
zaitazhejidemuguangzhong，wonahuiqianyoushuleyibian，zhandingjietiedao：
“meishucuo，jiushisiqian。”
wochaotaxiaodecanlan，buhaoyisi，sheiyuanyigenninverjiehunsheiqujieba，fanzhengwobujie。
zheixiahemuchedizuobuzhule，yanzhuzizhuanleyiquanbianhongleyankuang：
“jiaming！ayishizhendexihuanni，banidangzijidehaiziyiyangduidai。”
“ayizirenweiduinibucha，yebuzhidaoniweishenmezheimebuxihuanayi。”
“kenengshixianqiwoshigenongcunrenba。”
kandaozijimaweiquchengzheiyang，jiangyanshoubulele，nalebayizifutamazuoxia，youshidishuiyoushicaleide。
zhidaojiangmuqingxuwendingxialai，tacaizhuanguoshenchongwohoudao：
“hejiaming！ninaogoulemeiyou！”
“womaduinibuhaome？shishidouxiangzheni，niweishenmezongzhenduiwoma？”
“huanjilejinimaiyifu，chuqujinimaichide，nishoushangdejinshoushengyeshiwomajinimaide。”
“tahuichanizheiyiqiankuaiqian？nijintianyaoshibugenwomadaoqian，zheihunwomenliangyihouyebuyongjiele！”
kanjiannverrucixiangzheziji，hemugendalejixueyiyangchahuadao：
“jiushi！jiangyan！ayilianbashibawanbadecailidoubuyaole，haichanizheiyiqiankuaiqian？”
tingdaozheijuhua，jiangyandeliansebianlebian，tahuangzhangdexianglanzhuhemu：
“妈，别说了！”
却还是晚了一步。
“woxianzaizhiyaoliushiliuwanliudecaililiujitadidijiehunyong，suibiannongyitaiwushiwanzuoyoudeche，fangziquankuan，xiejiangxiaodemingzi！”
“wokeshirangleershiduowanni！liansanjindoumeiyao！neisanjindoudehaojiwanni！ayidoubuyaole！huishaonizheiyiqiankuaiqian？”
？？？
夺少？
liushiliuwanliu？wushiwandeche？
房子全款写她弟名？
wozhenjingdekanzhejiangyan，taxinxudeyikaileshixian。
mianduiwojialirenheiledelianse，tayoubukenlaxialianlaishuoruanhua，zhinengqiangchengzhemianzishuodao：
“jiaming，cailifangzishenmededoushishenwaizhiwu，jiehunzhihouwodididebuyeshiwomendeme，womendoushiyijiaren。”
“zheimeduorenni，buyaobudongshi。”
“womendaodishiyaojiehunde，meibiyaoyinweizheixieshenwaizhiwuzhengzhi，duiba？”
woqidelengxiaochusheng，nazheshoulidesiqiankuaiqianhenhenshuaileguoqu：“wojienima！”