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“liangweidianxiakezhennengpaoa!”
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“jiushijiushi!niguanzheijiaotiruo?”
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dayingli,zhudizhengzaiyuzhuweijianglingyishi。
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yipangdezhangyuyerenbuzhufuhedao。
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“大师!”
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“weijinzhiji,womenyezhinengjiangneixiejiangneixiecunminqianxizhibeipingchengfujin,erhouzaiyongjunduixunluozhenshoule。”
“ai!neiyezhihaorucile。”
shuodaozheili,zhudituranxiangqilehaizaijunyinglidelianggeerzi。
“zhuneng!niqu!jiangneilianggexiaozijiaolai!”
“是!”
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“woshuolaotouzi,nizhaowohedagelaigansha?wozhengjiandudagejianfeini!”
yijinrudazhang,haibudengzhudikaikou,zhugaoxujiushangqiandaodayipa,tingdaotadehua,yipangdezhupangpangzuijiaodourenbuzhuchouchuleyixia。
你管这叫监督?
kaitoujitianhaihao,dengtashuxilemeirixunliandeliuchengzhihoujiumeizaipeitalianguo。
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“nishaopinzui!nilaijunyingyebushaoshirile,zhengrizhengshibugan,zhenghao,womenjuedeyaojiangneixierongyishoudaojielvedecunminqianyidaobeipingchengfujinanzhi,nigenzheyiqiquba!”
shuozhezhudihaidunledundao:
“duile,gaochibuhuiwu,jiubuyongqule。”
tingdaozhudidehua,zhugaoxulengleyixia,ranhoulianshangshensehaowubolandao:
“woyebuhuiwugong!woshouwufujizhili!”
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jiulianzhudibenrendoushimanlianbukezhixinzhise,niyaobuyaotingtingnizaishuoshenme?
手无缚鸡之力?
那我算什么?
jiuzaizhudimomowuyudeshihou,zhugaoxuzeshizaidingzheyipangdeneigeheiyisengren。
haojiahuo!zongsuanjiandaozhenrenle,zheiheshangkelebudea!
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“buzhixiaodianxiaweihekanzhepinseng,womenzhiqianjianguoma?”
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“aduiduidui!nishiyanwang,nishuoshenmejiushishenme!”