我,大明摆烂王第7章  

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“liangweidianxiakezhennengpaoa!”

“sheishuobushini,meixiangdaozanmenshizidianxiakanzhezheimepangjuranhainenggenzheerdianxiapaozheimejiu。”

“nihaizhenbieshuo,jiushiwomenpaozheimejiuyeyaoleichenggoua!daodishisheishuodeyanwangshizitiruoduobingde?”

“jiushijiushi!niguanzheijiaotiruo?”

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dayingli,zhudizhengzaiyuzhuweijianglingyishi。

“wangye,zuijindadaneibianyouxiebuanfena!tamenshichangxiaoguchudongjielvecunzhuang,qiangwanjiupao,dengwomenderenguoqudeshihouliangemaodoumeikanjian。”

“keedelaoshu,jiuaiganzheixietoujimogoudegoudang!”

yipangdezhunengtingdaozheiyangdehuibaoxinzhongfenhenbuyi。

“yaowoshuowomenjiugaifabing,haohaojiaoxunyixiazheixiecaoyuanmanzi。”

yipangdezhangyuyerenbuzhufuhedao。

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“zhuweijiangjunshaoanwuzao,qietingpinsengyiyan!”

“大师!”

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“rujindexingshixiawomenjuebunengmaoranchubing,juebunengbeichaotingneibanzhuazhubabing。”

tayibianshuozhe,yibianhaikanleyiyanyipangdezhudijiezhekaikoudao:

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“neiwomenzongbunengkanzhedamingdebaixingbeijielveerwudongyuzhongba!”

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mianduitadezhiwen,yaoguangxiaoyezhinengtanleyikouqi,erhouhuanhuankaikoudao:

“weijinzhiji,womenyezhinengjiangneixiejiangneixiecunminqianxizhibeipingchengfujin,erhouzaiyongjunduixunluozhenshoule。”

“ai!neiyezhihaorucile。”

shuodaozheili,zhudituranxiangqilehaizaijunyinglidelianggeerzi。

“zhuneng!niqu!jiangneilianggexiaozijiaolai!”

“是!”

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“woshuolaotouzi,nizhaowohedagelaigansha?wozhengjiandudagejianfeini!”

yijinrudazhang,haibudengzhudikaikou,zhugaoxujiushangqiandaodayipa,tingdaotadehua,yipangdezhupangpangzuijiaodourenbuzhuchouchuleyixia。

你管这叫监督?

kaitoujitianhaihao,dengtashuxilemeirixunliandeliuchengzhihoujiumeizaipeitalianguo。

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“nishaopinzui!nilaijunyingyebushaoshirile,zhengrizhengshibugan,zhenghao,womenjuedeyaojiangneixierongyishoudaojielvedecunminqianyidaobeipingchengfujinanzhi,nigenzheyiqiquba!”

shuozhezhudihaidunledundao:

“duile,gaochibuhuiwu,jiubuyongqule。”

tingdaozhudidehua,zhugaoxulengleyixia,ranhoulianshangshensehaowubolandao:

“woyebuhuiwugong!woshouwufujizhili!”

neimianbugaisedemoyangrangdezaichangdeyizhongjianglingdouyouxieyihuodekanxiangzhudi,fangfozaishuo,bushishuoerdianxiawuyigaoqiangdema?

jiulianzhudibenrendoushimanlianbukezhixinzhise,niyaobuyaotingtingnizaishuoshenme?

手无缚鸡之力?

那我算什么?

jiuzaizhudimomowuyudeshihou,zhugaoxuzeshizaidingzheyipangdeneigeheiyisengren。

haojiahuo!zongsuanjiandaozhenrenle,zheiheshangkelebudea!

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“buzhixiaodianxiaweihekanzhepinseng,womenzhiqianjianguoma?”

“hehe!dashishuoxiaole,wozaojiutingshuolaotouzishenbianyouyigeheiyisengrenshifuwangdezhinang,yufuwangyishiyiyou,zheishuodeyinggaijiushidashileba!”

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duici,zhugaoxubingmeiyoufanbo,zhishishenshenkanleyiyanzheigebanzhuchilaohudeheshang。

eryipangdezhudizhongyufanyingguolaile,nuerkaikoudao:

“nixiaozishiguyide!jiushixiangyaotoulan,nimenyaoxiangxinbenwanga!zheixiaoziwuyizhendehenhaode,benwangzhendedoubushitadeduishoua!”

“haohaohao!fuwangshuowohuiwugongjiushihuiba,fuwangnibieji,wochengrenhaibuxingma?”

ranerneifuyandemoyangrangdeyipangkanxidezhugaochidourenbuzhuxiangxiao,eryizhongjianglingyedoushixinlingshenhui。

“aduiduidui!nishiyanwang,nishuoshenmejiushishenme!”