第1章
“zeze，zheinvrentuizhenzhang！”
duanzhangqingxiaodehenweisuo，shuozhende，zheitiaodazhangtuijueduibiwudalangzhenggerenhaiyaozhang，buquzuomote，quezuogebanshiyuanzhenshitaiqucaile！
“nixiaozishibushimeigai？zenmehaibaitansuangua？xinbuxinbenxiaojieqingnihejibeicha？”
linanfennudedingzhechuanzheyishendaopaodeduanzhangqing。
guojiasuiranguidingkeyibaitan，dan，tazheibatanbaizaimaluzhongjianshishenmeyisi？
gengkeedeshi，zheigeyishendaopaodejiahuo，shengyijuranhaodelipu，henduorenjuranpaiduizhaotasuangua。
简直是无语至极！
benlaitameidasuanduoguande，wentishi，yingxiangleshirongshimao，tazheigebanshiyuandaduizhangjiuyouyiwule。
“duizhangmeinv，wozhishixianghunkoufanchieryi，xianzaiguojiazhengceyunxubaitanle，nizahaiguanqilaile？”
duanzhangqingyishuangyanjingrutongtanzhaodengyiban，shangshangxiaxiasiwujidandedaliangzhezheigemeinvdaduizhang。
shuozhende，yanqianzheigemeinvbanshiyuanbuguanzaishencaishanghaishiyanzhishangjuranbitaneigelaopoyeshibuhuangduorang。
doushuosushiziguchumeinv，guoranchengbuqiwo！
“xiaozi，nikangoulemei，xinbuxinbenxiaojiebanideyanzhuziwachulai？”
duanzhangqingneisiwujidandeyanshen，linanxinlihenbushufu，neizhongganjue，jiuhaoxiangliliwaiwaishangshangxiaxiabeikanguangleyiban。
tahenxiangluohuangertao，keshi，zuoweiyigefuzerendebanshiyuandaduizhangtabudebunaizhexingzijixuquanshuo。
ruguoshiyiqian，tajueduierhuabushuo，zhijiekaifadan，meishoudongxi，ganren。
keshixianzaibuxing，guojiazhengcexialai，yunxubaitan，napabaitandaodamalushangtayemeizigezenmeduifang！
这让她很是憋屈！
benlaihaixiaoxixi，semimidalianglinandeduanzhangqing，huranlianseninggule。
“meinvbanshiyuan，buhao，woguanniqisehuian，yintangfahong，zuijingujiyouxueguangzhizaia！zeze，gujinidayimamashangjiulaile，3，2，1！”
linantingzheduanzhangqingneiqingtiaodehua，xinzhongdanu，zhishi，dangduanzhangqingshudao1deshihou，xiaofumengranyitong！
zenmekeneng？zheimelingyan？
linanwuzheduzi，tameicilaineigedeshihou，jiutongshangsanwutian，neizhongbeidaojiaoyiyangdetong，yizhibansuiletahaojinian。
tatianbupa，dibupa，jiushipameigeyuedeneijitian！
zuoweiyigenvhaizi，tayebuhaoyisiquyiyuankan！
“woguannimianse，gujizheitongjinghaojinianleba，buguomeiguanxi，niyudaowoduanbanxiansuanniyunqibaopeng！”
duanzhangqingheiheiyixiao，ranhoushangqianyibu，zhijiezhuazhulelinanshouwan，yiguzhenqicongduanzhangqingshentibengfaerchu，jinrulelinantinei。
linanjingqidefaxian，neigaisidejiaotongjuranmeile！
“ni，ni，nizenmezuodaode？”
linanxijierqi，haoduonianle，zheigaisidetongjingzhongyubeizhihaole。
“nizheishuyugonghanzhizheng，suiranzanshijielenideranmeizhiji，dan，biegaoxingdetaizaoe，zheizhishiyishide，xiageyuehuijixufazuo！yaoxiangzhiyu，bixupeishangwozuchuande**zhifa！”
tongjingyijingzhemolelinanhenjiu，benlaiyiweiyijingzhiyu，sheizhidaojuranhaihuifazuo，zheirangtameitouzhoulezhou，buguoxiayikeyoukaixinleqilai。
“buguoyouyigewenti，wozheizuchuan**xuyaochujinidexiaofu，erqieyouyuwogonglishangqian，zuobudaogeyi**，xuyaoluchujifucaixing！”
这？......
linanmeitouzaicizhouleqilai，kaolvlehaoyihuier，diandiantoudayingle，zheitongjingtaitongkule，tazhendebuxiangzaijinglile，jiudangbeigoumole！
“buguo，woyouyigetiaojian，yunxuwozaizheilibaitan，buranjiucizuoba！”
zheicaishiduanzhangqingdezhenshimude，buranfeiqinfeigude，napashiyigemeinv，tayemeibiyaochushoujiuzhi！
“buxing！zheilikeshimaluzhongjian，chelaichewangde，bujinhuiduche，erqie，duiniyeyouyidingdeweixian，buguo，wobiaojiekaileyijiayiyaogongsi，zhuanmenyanfazhongchengyaode，wokeyituijianniqutaneilishangban！”
duanzhangqingyanjingyiliang，zheibaitansuanguatayeyoubudeyidekuzhong。
yigeyueqiantajiehunhoujiuchulaizhaogongzuole，keshi，xianzaigongsizhaorenyaoqiutaigaole，bushiyaogaoxuelijiushiyaojishuliurencai。
tayigemeixueli，meijishude，zhaoleshijijiagongsidoubeirenjihongchulaile！zheirangtahenwunai，zhinengshuashuazuipizihuyouhuyourendanggesuanguaxiansheng。
suanguanaliyouzuobangongshihaoa，zheifengchuiyulinyourishaide，jianzhijiushikuhaha，gengbeiqideshihaibeiyanqianzheigemeinvbanshiyuannianguohaojici！
yitianxialaizhuanbudaojigeqianbushuohaitixindiaodan。
xianzaibuyiyangle，youzheiweimeinvbanshiyuandetuijian，keyidaoduifangbiaojieneilishangban，qimayinggaitaiyangshaibudao，yulinbudao，fengguabudaoba？
“zheiganqinghaoa，zheigeqingwochengle，womingtianjiuqunibiaojiegongsiyingpin！”
duanzhangqingjieguolinandiguolaidemingpian，gaogaoxingxingdezhuangdoushoutanhuijiale！
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chaoyangxiaoqushisushigaodangbieshuqu，meiyizuoloudoushidudongbieshu。
sushizaizhenggeguojianeidoushuyuyixianchengshi，fangjiagaodelipu，ernengzaizheichaoyangxiaoqumaibieshudeneidoushijinruleyiwanxinglie！
xiyangxixia，wushudehaochejinjinchuchu。
eryishendaopaodeduanzhangqingqizheyiliangsanlunchehuanghuangyouyoudehuilaile，hezheilijinjinchuchudehaochexingchenglexianmingdeduibi，kandamendebaoandouyongyiyangdemuguangkanzheta。
buguo，yemeiyouzulan，ershizhijierangtajinqule。
yigeyuele，baoanmendouzhidao，zheixiaozishisujiadenvxu。
jinlebieshu，duanzhangqingbasanlunchetingdaolecheku。
“guyehao，guye，xiaojiehuilaile，buguoxinqingbuhao，nikeyaoxiaoxindianer！”
duanzhangqingganjideduifengmaxiaolexiao。
ketingzhong，zhaoqingqingzhengzuozaizhenpishafashang，mubuzhuanjingdekanzhedianshi。
tingdaoxiangdong，pieleyiyanchuanzhedaopaodeduanzhangqing。
“niyouqubaitansuanguale？woshuoguoduoshaocile，nilaolaoshishidezaijiadaizhe，biejiwochuqudiurenxianyan！niyaoshiqueqian，wojinijiushi，yigexianren，wozhaojiahaiyangdeqi！”
kandaoduanzhangqinghuilai，zhaoqingqingqijiubudayichulai。
zheihuntajianjuebutongyi，keshi，laodiefeiyaobizhezijigenduifangjiehun，shuoshenmetaqianleduifangyeyeyigetiandaderenqing。
“laopo，wo......”
“biejiaowolaopo，wobushinilaopo！”
zhaoqingqingshuozhejiuxiangloushangzouqu，tazhendejuedeyanqianzheigenanrenhaoaiyan！buxianggentazaiyigekongjianduchu。
duanzhangqingkanzhezhaoqingqingshanglou，naonaotou，yegenleshangqu。
zhinengkanbunengneige，zheiwuxingwuaiderizi，shizairangtananshou，tajuedingyihuierjiubanshi！
ganjuehoumianyouren，zhaoqingqingmengranhuitou，numuershi。
“loushangbuzhunqu，nigenzhe**shenme？xiaqu！”
“圆房啊！”
“滚！”