第1章 老板荒唐的要求

“chensheng,xianbuyaoxiache,wogennishuodianshiqing。”

daolelaobanjiamenkou,wotinghaoche,jiekaianquandaigangzhunbeixiachejilaobankaimen,zuozaihouzuodelaobanjiaozhulewo,wotingxiashoushangdedongzuo,huitoudengdaizhelaobandefenfu。

wodelaobanjiaozhangjiangang,liangnianqianwotuiwulaininganshidagong,zaiyeshiyiwaijiuleta,ranhoujiuchengletadezhuanzhisiji,yeshixinfu,zheiyizuojiushiliangnianduo。

keshixianzai,wangchangxingshigancuililuodelaobanqueyizhimeiyoukaikou,zhishikanzhewo,lianseyouyu,yifuyuyanyouzhideyangzi。

“先抽根烟。”

duanzandechenmohou,zhangzongfaleyigenruanzhonghuajiwo,ranhouhuanhuankaikoudao:“chensheng,zheiliangnianlai,woduinizenmeyang?”

wojieguoyan,meichou,xinlitante,woyoudiangaobuqingchuzhangzongturanzheimewenwoshishenmeyisi。

zhangzongkanchulewodejinzhang,xiaolexiao,huanheqifendao:“biejinzhang,womeibiedeyisi,nixianbayandianshang。”

我更加紧张了。

wozaixiang,shibushiwonalizuodebuhao,rangzhangzongbumanyile,yizhiyutayaozhaowotanhua?

tantebuandedianranyan,woxiaoxinyiyidehuidashuo:“zhangzong,woshinongcunren,yemeishenmewenhua,keshiniduiwodeenqing,woyizhijizaixinlide,bushizhangzong,wogenbenmeiyoujintian。”

“biezheimeshuo,dangchunibuyecongjigexiaohunhunshoulijiulewoma,wojintiangennishuodebushizheishi。”

zhangzongshenshenxileyikouyan,tuchu,qiamieyandi,kanzhewo,zhengzhongdeshuodao:“woxiangqingnibanggewoyigemang,niyuanyima?”

“zhangzong,niyoushizhijiefenfujiuwohaole,wochenshengjueduibuzhouyixiameitou。”woyitingbushiduiwobumanyi,ershizhaowobangmang,xinlidunshisongleyikouqi,suiranzhishiyigesiji,danshizhangzongmeigeyuejiwokaiwuqiankuaiqiangongzi,fengnianguojiewohainengkaizhelaobandebenchie300huijiazhuanggebi,zheizaiwomenlaojiabuzhidaoyouduoshaorenxianmuwo。

zhangzongjianwotongyi,kanleyanwoyunchengjieshidetipo,youyulexiashuodao:“woxiangrangnigouyinwolaopo。”

我懵了。

jianzhijuedezijierduochulewenti。

“zhang,zhangzong,nibuyaokaizheizhongwanxiaohaobuhao......”wohedejiejiebabaqilai,nayourenrangbierengouyinzijilaopode?zheibushinarenkaishuanma?

“womeiyougennikaiwanxiao,woshuozhende,niyebushibuzhidaowangyalanhuaiyunle,yizhicuizhewolihun,buranjiuyaobawogentadeshiqingtongchuqu......”

zhangzonggenwodaoqikushuilai。

wangyalanshitademishu,ganggangbiyededaxuesheng,zhangdenianqingyoupiaoliang,yinianqiangangdaogongsibujiujiuchenglezhangzongdeqingfu。

henduoshihou,zhangzonggentakaifangyouhuidoushizhaodewobangmangdayanhu,laobannianghenxiangxinwo,yijianwogenzhangzongzaiyiqi,jiubuzaiduowenle。

benlaidouhaohaode,zhangzongjialihongqibudao,waimiancaiqipiaopiao,danshixianzaiwangyalanjuranhuaiyunle,zheishizhangzongshiliaobujide,bingqiewangyalanzenmeyebuyuanyidadiaoxiaohai,haiyiciweixiezhangzonglihunquta。

zheijiurangzhangzongkunaozuoyouweinanqilai,jianzhijiushijianao。

zhangzongxianzaishouliyouzheyijiazhuanghuanggongsi,dixiasangegongchengdui,yinianzhuanjibaiwanqingqingsongsongdeshi,danshitazaonianbingmeiyouzheimefengguang,tazaonianzhishiyigepuputongtongdebaogongtou,shikaozhelaobanniangjialideguanxiwangcaizhujianpadaolejintiandeweizhi。

zhidaoxianzai,tagongsijiegongchengdeguanxiwangdouhelaobanniangfuqinyouzheqianche。

suoyi,tabunenglihun,zhishaozaigenlaobanniangdehunyinzhong,bunengyitaweichuguifanglihun。

jiuzaizhangzongyizhizuowosixianggongzuodeshihou,tadianhuaxiangleqilai,wopiaoleyiyan,shitaxiaoqingrenwangyalandehaoma。

zhangzongkanlewoyiyan,zhijieanlemianti,wangyalanjiaoshengjiaoqideshengyinchuanlechulai:“laogong,nidaodishenmeshihougennilaopotanpaihetalihun?”

“aiya,ninengbunengbuyaocuiwo,wobushishuolejinkuaigenlinmeijiaolihunma?zaijiwodianshijianxingbuxing?”

“bushiwobujinishijian,ershiwoduzilidehaizidengbulele,woxianzaiyijinghuaiyunsangeyuele,zaiguoyigeyuejiuyaoxianduzile,woyigenvhaizi,haimeijiehun,wobamayaowenwohaizishisheide,wozenmeshuo?weihunxianyu,woyaobuyaozuorenle?laogong,niyaoshinianjiuqingshuobuchukou,wolaigentashuo。”

“niqianwanbieluanlai,zheibangeyuenei,woyidinggentatichulihun,woxiangualea。”

zhangzongfanzaodegualedianhua,ranhoutanlekouqiduiwoshuo:“niyekanjianle,wangyalanbiwobideduojin,nizongbunengkanzhewosiba?”

“keshizhangzong......”wohaishiyouyu,yinweizheizhongshiqingshizaishiganjueguaiguaide,keshizhangzongqueshiduiwobucuo。

“meishenmekeshide。”zhangzongkanzhewodeyanjing,xunxunshanyou,“nandaowolaopobupiaoliangma?”

wonaohailixiayishidechuxianlelaobanniangmiaomandeshenying。

接着,有些动心了。

laobanniangjiaolinmeijiao,suiransanshichutou,danshizhangdetebiepiaoliang,edanlian,yishuangtaohuayanshuiwangwangde,yanshensizuifeizui,pifubairuyangzhiyu,shencaiyeshiqiadaohaochudefengyu,jiashangtalveweidechengshuqizhi,jianzhishinvrenzhongdejipin。

liangnianqianwodiyicikandaolaobanniangdeshihou,jianzhijingweitianren,conglaibuganshengxieduzhixin,xiangbudaoxianzailaobanjuranyaowogouyinta?

“zhangzong,wozhishiyigesiji,laobanniangyekanbushangwoa。”suiranwoyehenxianggenlaobanniangzhijianfashengdianshenme,danshiwohaishiyouzizhizimingde,renjialaobanniangchurudedoushigaojichangsuo,jiaoyouquanyedoushiyixieyouqianmingyuan,hewo,genbenbuxianshideshiqing。

“zheinijiubudongnvrenleba。”

zhangzongjianwosongdong,shulekouqi,henyoujingyandeshuodao:“nishuodeneixiedoushiyaojiehunguorizidenvren,kendingxiangzhaoyouqiandenanrena,woxianzaiyoubushiyaonigenwolaopojiehun,zhishiyaonigouyinta,rangtagennishangchuang,xiangxinwo,nvrendoushiganxingdedongwu,zhiyaonizhudongyidianquguanxinta,tamanmanjiulunxianle,congjintiankaishi,nijiuzhuwojia,wojinimenchuangzaojihui。”

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zhangzongjiashishangxiasancengdefushibieshu。

jinlemen,wokandaolemeiyandongrendelaobanniang,shencaigaotiao,yimiliuwukenenghaiyaochudiantou,chuanzhetieshendejiajufu,jianglinglongdejiaohaoshenduanchentuodelinlijinzhi,zhangfawuheiroushun,fubaimaomei,xiongfugaosong,yishuangzhangtui,xuebaiwuxiaqieyuanrunbizhi,bineixienvmingxingdouyaopiaoliang。

“laopo,zuijingongsishiqingbijiaomang,wosuishiyaoyongche,zheiyigeyuexiaoshengjiuzanshizhuzaijialia。”zhangzongfangxiabao,shenseruchangdegenlaobanniangshuodao。

“zhujiuzhuxiaba,fanzhengjialifangjianhenduo。”woshenweizhangzongdesiji,yemeishaojiesonglaobanniang,laobanniangduiwoyeshuxi,yejiumeiyoufandui。

wojianlaobanniangtongyi,buyouzizhudejiuxiangdaolezhangzongzhiqianzaichelirangwogouyintadeshiqing,ranhouzaikanlaobanniang,wodeyanshenrenbuzhudijiuluozailetaaotuyouzhidequxianshang,ranhouxintiaodehenkuai......