第2章 面试

“suanle,xianbushuochidaodeshile,nixianziwojieshaoyixiaba。”

dingzhezhaoyuntianneizhangzuyimidaowanqianshaonvdeyingjunlianpang,anyashifenwunaidefulefuetou。

dangrantabingbushibeizhaoyuntiandeshuaiqisuomidaole,ershishizaimeibanfa,zhaobudaoyingpinderenle,fouzexiangzhaoyuntianzheizhongyidianshijianguanniandoumeiyoudenanren,takandoulandeduokanyiyan,youqihuiliuxialaimianshini?

zhaoyuntiandaoshiyiliandewusuowei,yihuodao:“ziwojieshao?wobushiyijingtoulejianlima?”

“你……”

tingtatiqijianli,anyadelianyoushiheilexialai,xinxiangnineigejiaoshenmejianli?nayourenyingpinzhiyongyijuhuawugezilaijieshaozijide?

yumenleyihuier,anyazhongjiushiqiangrenzhenuqi,lengshengdao:“hao,jirannizaijianlishangshuonishenmedouhui,neinishuoshuokan,niduiwomenxiangdaierjituanlejieduoshao?”

“啊?”

zhaoyuntianyouxiemengbi,xinxiangzijilaijiangzhoushiyecaimeijitian,nalihuilejieshenmexiangdaiergongsi?

tahentanchengdeyaoleyaotou:“wobulejienimengongsi。”

噗——

anyaganghejinkouzhongdechashui,henmeiyouxingxiangdequanpenlechulai。

juran…juranshenmedoubulejiema?tadaodishinalilaidezixinshuochuzheijuhua?haiganlaicanjiamianshidea?

anyaheizhelian,xinzhongjincundeyisisiqidaihehuanxiang,chedipomiele,fanzaodebaishoudao:“nichuquba。”

taxianranbazhaoyuntiandangchenglaidaoluandejiahuo,lianmianshidenaixindoumeile。

erpianpianzhaoyuntianmeidianzizhi,yilianyihuodeshuodao:“woshuomeinv,nizheidouhaimeikaishimianshi,zenmejiurangwozouni?”

anyashizairenbuzhule,lengxiaodao:“zhaoyuntianshiba?wosuiranbuzhidaonishinalilaideyongqicanjiamianshi,danwoxianzaimeishijianpeinilangfei,niganjinzouba,bielangfeiwodeshijian!”

tazheiyangdetaidu,rangzhaoyuntianmeitouyizhou,xiangqilejialineiwei。

zheitemezaijialishouqiyejiusuanle,zaiwaimianhaiyaobeibiedenvrenshouqi?zheitemebunengrena!

dangji,zhaoyuntianjiushengqidao:“nishizaizhiyiwodenengli?”

“wozhiyinidenengli?”

anyayileng,yaranshixiaodao:“neiganwenzhaoxiansheng,niyoushenmenenglini?”

“zheigejiuyoudianduole。”

zhaoyuntianfangfomeitingchuanyadefengci,renzhenkaolvleyihuier,danzuizhonghaishiqianxudeshuodao:“wojibenshangshenmedouhuiyidiandian。”

“shenmedouhuiyidiandian?”

安雅差点没笑出来。

tajuede,yanqianzheigeshuaiqidenanrenhaishitingdoude,yushimeimouzhuanlezhuan,juedingjitayicijihui:“haoba,jiranruci,womengongsizhenghaoqueyigeshejixiaozudezuzhang,niruguozhendeshenmedouhuiyidiandian,neiwojiuanpaishejibudegongzuorangnishishi。”

“danwobixuyaotixingni,kaohedejihuizhiyouyici,ruguonimeiyoutongguo,neijiumeiyoujihuile。”

“没问题。”

jianzhaoyuntiandayingderuciguoduan,anyazheicaishaoshaoluchuyisizanshang,suihounaqishoujibotongleyigedianhua,piankehouyigezhangxiangqingchundenvhaizibianzoujinlebangongshi。

anyazhizhezhaoyuntiandandandao:“xiaoyue,tajiaozhaoyuntian,nianpaiyixia,daitaqushejibucanjiakaohe。”

“好的。”

beichengzuoxiaoyuedeqingchunnvhaijujindiantou,suihouzhanluchuyimomiantiandeweixiao,daizhezhaoyuntianqianwangshejibu。

“meizi,nimengongsishizuoshenmede?zenmewokandaodeyuangongdoushinvrena?”

tuzhong,zhaoyuntianyouxiehaoqidewenleyiju。

“ninandaobuzhidaoma?”

jiangxiaoyueguguaidekanlezhaoyuntianyiyan,xinxiangzheijiahuolaimianshi,juranliangongsizuoshenmedoubuzhidaoma?zheixinyetaidaleba。

suiranyouxiechayi,danxiaoyuehaishinaizhexingzijieshidao:“womenxiangdaierjituanshizhuanmenshejizhizuonvxingneiyide,zhaoxianshengniruguobulejiedehua,kongpazheicikaohehuihennantongguode。”

“shenme?zuonvxingneiyide?”

zhaoyuntianliansedunshiyouxiebuziranqilai,xinxiangnanguaigangcailuguokanjiandedabufendoushinvren,yuanlaishizuoneiyide。

zheiganqinghaoa,yaoshizhenzaizheilishangbandehua,neiqibushitiantianyoumeinvkeyiyangyanle?

xiangdaozhei,zhaoyuntianzuijiaoxiguanxinggouqiyimozhaopaishidepixiao,kanqilaihuaihuaide,pipide,henrongyirangnvrenlianhongxintiao。

jianzhaoyuntianruci,shenpangdexiaoyuebujinculecumei,tajianguoxuduoxiangzhaoyuntianzheizhonglaicanjiamianshikaohedenanren,dandabufendoubushiweilegongzuo,ershiyoubiedemude。zaixiaoyuekanlai,zhaoyuntianlianxiangdaiershizuoshenmededoubulejie,kaohejibenshangshimeixile。

“ai,guoranzhangdeshuaidenanren,meijigeshikaopudeya。”

tashenzhizaixinzhonggantanleyisheng。

piankehou,liangrenlaidaoleshejibu。

“yi?zenmeyounanren?”

“wa,juranzheimeshuai,buhuishixiaoyuedenanpengyouba?”

heyuliaozhongdeyiyang,zhaoyuntiangangjinrubumen,bianyinqilebuxiaodesaodong,yaozhidaozaishejibugongzuodejibenshangdoushinvren,xiangzhaoyuntianzheizhongnanzhiyuanjibenshangkanbudaode,ercikezhaoyuntiandechuxian,jiruhelijiqun,ziranfeichangxianyan。

zuiguanjiandeshi,zhaoyuntianyouzhangshuaidaodiaozhadelian,jiupingzheiyidian,jiuzuyiyinqineixienvyaojingmendezhumule。

raner,dabufennvzhiyuandoubeizhaoyuntiandeshuaiqixiyin,zhiyouyigezhangtuitaozheheisi,chuanzheyishenheiseolzhifudenvren,fangfoduizhaoyuntianbutaiganmao,shenzhihaiweiweicuqidaimei,bulengburededao:“xiaoyue,tashishei?”

jiangxiaoyuejujindejieshidao:“tajiaozhaoyuntian,shianbuzhangrangwodaitalaizheilicanjiakaohede。”

wenyan,neizhangtuinvrencaishaoshaodalianglezhaoyuntianjiyan,buxianbudandedao:“genwolaishejishiba。”

“好的。”

zhaoyuntiandiandiantou,congrongdegenleguoqu。

laidaoshejishihou,zhangtuinvrendakaidiannao,dijizhaoyuntianjifenneiyimobantu,dandandao:“jinilianggexiaoshiyongdiannaozhizuomobancaotu,ruguolianggexiaoshineinimeiyouwanchengdehua,kaohejiusuanshibai。”

shuowanyebudengzhaoyuntiandafu,bianshuaitouliqule。

“ai,zenmechengshilidemeinvdouzheimelengmoma?”

zhaoyuntianwunaidetanlekouqi,zheiyike,takaishiyouxiehuainianyuanzaitafangdexiaoshishule,zhishaoxiaoshishuconglaibuhuijizijiliansekan,haishichanghuibangzijinuanbeiwolaizhe,bizheixielengmodenvrenbuzhidaowenrouleduoshaobei。

meixiangtaiduo,zhaoyuntianyidongshubiao,kaishizhizuocaotu。

qishi,duiyunvxingneiyishejizheiyifangmian,zhaoyuntianbushitebiejingtong,danyitayuenvwushudeyanguanghejingyan,zuogeneiyicaotuwentibingbuda。

zhiyongleshiduofenzhongbudao,zhaoyuntianjiuwanchenglecaotu。

ertongyishijian,zhangtuimeinvzhengzaigongsidingcengdezongcaibangongshiyuzongcaijiaotan。

ruguozhaoyuntianzaizheilidehua,kendinghuihenjingya,yinweicishizuozaizongcaiweizhishangderenbushibieren,zhengshijintianzaoshangganghetalingwanjiehunzhengdeshenaoxue。

“hanyan,zheiyijidexinkuanneiyimobanhaimeizuowanma?”

shenaoxuekaozaizuoyishang,daimeiweicu,tasuiranzuozaineili,quejirenyiguhenqiangshideqichang,nvwangfanshizu。

“还没有。”

luhanyankuxiaoyaotoudao:“aoxue,niyinggaiyeqingchu,shanggeyuexuduoshejibudejingyingdoubei‘tianmajituan’wazoule,xianzaizhishengxianeixieshixiyuangong,laoyuangongyijingmeiduoshaorenle。”

tingtashuoqizheijianshi,shenaoxuebujinqiaolianyileng,cumeidao:“renshibuhaimeiyouzhaopindaoxinzhiyuanma?”

luhanyanxiangqilezhaoyuntian,wunaidediantoudao:“gangcailaileyigecanjiakaohedexinren,buguoshigenanren。”

“男人?”

shenaoxueyicumei,zuijiaogouqiyimobuxie。

zheizhongjiajiekaohemingyixianghunjingongsidenanrentajiandeduole,shuobailejiushilaipaoniude,meijigeyouzhenbenshi。

erjiuzaizheishi,zhijianjiangxiaoyuebaozheyifenwenjianzoulejinlai,xianshijujindexiangluhanyanheshenaoxuedaleshengzhaohu,suijibahuaizhongdewenjiandijileluhanyan。

“这是什么?”

陆寒烟疑惑道。

jiangxiaoyuelianmangjieshi:“shineigelaicanjiakaohedexinrenzuohaodeneiyicaotu。”

“e?tazheimekuaijiuzuohaole?”

luhanyanbujinyouxiechayi,danhenkuaijiucuqidaimei,xinxiangnapashizijizheizhongzhuanyeshejishizhizuocaotudouyaoyigeduoxiaoshi,erjulizhaoyuntiankaohedaoxianzaigujicaiguoqushiduofenzhongeryi,xianranzhiliangkendingbuhuitaihao。

xiangdaozhei,luhanyanyezhiyouanantanxi,bingmeiyoubaotaidadeqiwang,suiyidesaoleyanwenjian。

erjiushizheiyiyan,luhanyanhudelianseyibian,yanzhongchongmanlejingyahejingxi,jimangbacaotudijileshenaoxue:“aoxue,nilaikankan。”

shenaoxueyileng,wunaideyaotoudao:“zhishigexinrenzuodecaotueryi,nikanjiuxingle。”

takebuxiangxinyigenanrennengzuochushenmejingyandeneiyisheji,kanleyeshilangfeishijian。

raner,dangtayanjiaodeyuguangbujingyijianmiaodaocaotuhou,dunshibiandeheluhanyanyiyan,meimoumengdiyiliang,zhudongnaguocaotu,renzhendeguanmoqilai。

“zuodetingbucuoya,shisheishejide?”

shenaoxuenandedezantanleyiju。

ertaquesihaobuzhidao,zhizuozheizhangcaotuderenjiushitaneiwei‘wonangfeilaogong’,ruotazhidaozheiyidiandehua,buzhicikehuishizenyangdebiaoqing!