第5章 老太婆,我的房!(2301字)

kanzhebaobiaochushou,suyexunsuceshen,duokailetamenzheiyixia。

lianggebaobiaodoushiyileng,tamendoushixuanwumenxuan**dewuzheyishangdegaoshou。

xuanwumenshimurongjiazhuanmenpeiyangnengrenyishidifang,zhiyouneilidejiaojiaozhecaiyouzigezuomurongweidebaobiao。

suirantamengangcaizheiyixiameiyoushichuquanli,dannengduokai,yijingshiputongrenzhongdegaoshou。

tamenyizhidoushitieshengenzhebaohumurongweideanquande,suoyiyinweizhiqiantamenkandaode,ziranyejuedesuyejiushigefeiwu

ercikesuyequenengduokai,ziranhuirangtamenyouxieyiwai。

dangran,suyemingbai,zheixierendeshiliyuanzaitazhishang,taxianzaicaiganggangdedaochuancheng,gentamenxiangchaxuanshu,nengbikaishibennengjiashangqixuanyinjingtishengletadefanyingnengli,yaodaqilai,tajuebushiduishou。

“wogennimenzoujiushile。”suyeyouxiewunaideshuozhe。

lianggebaobiaoduishileyiyan,shouhuishen,meiyouzaidongshou,zhishiyuqibingleng:“neijiukuaidian!”

suyejinruchezhong,lianggebaobiaoyezuanlejinlai。

砰!

chemenguanshang,sijifadongchezi,yilujichi,benxiangyiyuan。

……

此时,赵家。

zhaoshanshan“wenrou”detiezailigangdehuaili:“laogong,neitiaotiangoushadouzhidaole,wanyitaneigelaobusideniangzaiqufangzineilinaoshi。”

“wobamadoushuojiwodididanghunfangle,yaotamensantianliangtoudezhaocha,zheihaizenmezheng?”

ligangbuxiedepiepiezui,yibaloujinzhaoshanshan,niezhetadexiabadeyidao:

“jiutamen?woligangyigenzhitoujiunengwansita,xianjinidididadianhua,rangtazhijiebanjinqu。”

zhaoshanshanxiaoxixidezailigangdelianshangqinleyikou:“laogong,wojiuzhidao,nizuilihaile,ninengbandao。”

“zhiyuneixingsude,yebukankanzijishishenmegou,yexiangzhuiwo?”

“那我打电话了。”

“daba,buguo,heihei……niyaojiwodianjianglicaixing……”

shuozhe,ligangshenshoumoxianglezhaoshanshandedatui……

……

cishisuyeyijingbeilianggebaobiaoyizuoyiyou“husong”zheshangleyiyuandedalou。

“进去!”

liangrenchaozhesuyeheleyisheng,shenshouyaotuita。

buguosuyezhishihuitoukanleliangrenyiyan,liangrendeshoujiubuyoudejiangzhule。

mingmingzheixiaozimeishenmebenshi!gangcaizaicheshang,tamenkeshiyoushiletajici。

tadeshiliyuanbujitamen,kecike,weishenmebeisuyeneimeyiding,tamenjiuyouzhongmaogusongrandeganjue。

yidingshitaileile,danxinxiaojiedeanweidaozhide。

nengbeizheixiaozihedao,shuochuqunengrangrenxiaosi。

ersuyequemeizailihuitamen,tuikaimen。

zhishimenyikai,jigebaobiaodeshenziyouyicijiujiangyingle!

buguozheiyici,tamenqueshiyinweiwuzhongdemurongwei。

murongweiyijinghuanshangleyishenzhangqun,miansehongrun,nalihaiyoushengbingdeyangzi?

分明是好了!

“xiaojie,nizheishi……”

menwaizhanzhedejigebaobiao,dengdaleyan,zuoyou“huzhe”suyedeliangrengengshishijingderoulerouyan,yiliandebukesiyi。

murongweibenlaizhengzaigenyuanzhangshuoxiao,keshihuitoukandaosuyebeizheimeweixiezhe,shenqingbianlenglexialai:“sheirangnimenzheimeduisuxianshengde?haibudaoqian?”

menwaidejigebaobiaoyigeduosuo,tamenmingxiandeganjuedaomurongweideyudiaozhongdaishanglenuhuo。

tamennaliganyouyu,lianmangchuitouduizhesuyejiushidujugong:“suxiansheng,duibuqi,shiwomenlumangle,haiqingninyuanliang。”

suyedanrandekanletamenyiyan:“meishi。”

congshizhizhongtadouhenpingjing。

tayijingbushizhiqiandeneigeweiweinuonuodesuyele!ziranmeiyoubiyaogentamenjijiaoshenme。

murongweizheicaiduizhewuzhongzhongrenshuodao:“nimenchuquba。”

zhongrenyituichuqu,murongweibianweiweiyixiao。

tazheiyixiao,qingguoqingcheng!

napashixianzaidesuyedoubuyoudepengranxindongleyixia,buguoyejinjinzhishiyixiazieryi。

tayehenlimaodexiaolexiao,yishihuiying。

murongweijianguoxingxing**denanren,tahenshaoxiao,keshitayixiao,neixienanrendeyanjingliwuyibuliuluchuduitadetanlanhekewang。

eryanqianzheinanrenqueshichuqidepingjing,zheiyerangtagengjiahaoqi。

“zuoba。”murongweizhilezhipangbiandechuang:“zheilishiyiyuan,youxiejianlou,haiwangsuxianshengjianliang。”

jinzhe,murongweiyouqingqingyixiao:“nijiulewo,xiangyaoshenmema?zhiyaonikailekou,wodoukeyimanzuni。”

“renhetiaojiandoukeyi。”

suyeyaoleyaotou:“buyong,yaoganxieyeshiwoganxiemurongxiaojie,zaize,nidebingyehaimeiyouchedizhihao。”

murongweihaoqidekanzhesuye,duiyurenheyigereneryan,zheikeshinengfeihuangtengdadeqianzainanfengdejihui,suyejiuzhendeshenmedoubuxiangyao?

yushimurongweihenaimeidexiangsuyekaojinleyibu:“nizhendeshenmedoubuyao?ruguowozhidebushiwuzhi,shibiedeni?”

suyedunshiyouxieganga,tajiushisha,yenengmingbaimurongweihuazhongdehanyi。

zaijiashangliangrenjulizheimejin,murongweishenshangdetianrantixiangrangtayeyouxiezaobuzhule。

buguosuyemingbai,tamenbushiyigeshijiederen,murongweiduobanshikaiwanxiao,qici,zijiganggangjinglishilian,taxianzaishizaibuganzaigenbiedenvhaiyoushenmeqinmidejiechule。

tashenxileyikouqi,youyaoleyaotou:“zhenbuyong……yaobuzheiyangba,niyaozhenxiangganxie,dengwochedibanizhihaole,niqingwochidunfanba,zheiyangruhe?zhiyuqitade,wohuipingjiezijideshuangshouzhuanhuilai。”

murongweiguaneryixiao,zuohuiyuanlaideweizhi:“nihaizhenshitebie,haoba,wodayingni。”

zheigesuyehaizhenshiyoudianyisi。

chuletazhiwai,renheyigenanrenruguojiandaozijizheiyang,genbenbachibuzhu。

tahainengbaochizijidelizhi,kanlaitameiyouzijixiangdeneimebukan,erqieyishuyouzheimelede。

yexu,tazhendekeyizaikankan,neijiuxianbutijiechuhunyuedeshiqingle。

suyezezhanqileshen,yehuifulepingjing:“neimeishenmeshidehua,wodehuiqule,zheishiwodedianhuahao,mingtianxiawunidajiwo,wodejiniaoyao。”

shuowan,suyequguozhuoshangdezhibi,xiexialezijidehaoma。

dedaomurongweideyingyunzhihou,suyeqishenlikaile。

kanzhesuyeliqudebeiying,youkanzhetaxiezaizhishangdehaoma,murongweixiaoyigengshenle。

suihou,murongweichongmenwaizoulechuqu,duizhemenkoudezhaoranshuodao:“quruoyujia。”

qingruoyushimurongweideguimi,yeshishengneiwudajiazuzhiyidejiazu,tajialideqitarenyijingbandaolehuashengdeshenghuichengshijiangdoucheng,zhiyoutazijixianzaijuzhuzaibinjiangshi。

erzheici,murongweichulezhibing,haiyoulianggeyuanyin,yigeshilaikankanzijideguimiqingruoyu,lingwaiyigeshiwanchengjiazudeyixiangtouzirenwu。

……

suyeyeyijinglikaileyiyuan,lanleyiliangchuzuchezhunbeiganhuiqu。

嘟嘟嘟!

zheishi,tadeshoujiquexiangleqilai。

电话接通。

一阵嘈杂声响起。

“nimenganshenme?bierengwojiadongxia!”

“xiaoye!zhaoqiniyaoganmaa?”

“cao……nimade!gun**dan!zheishilaozidejia!”

“silaotaipo,**dezhaosishibushi?jiwoda!”

“艹!”

“啪!”

bazhangshengzaidianhuaqingxidexiangqi。

tingdaozheishengyin,suyemuziyulie。

砰!

手机被他瞬间捏爆!