第1章 故意碰瓷

“xiaxiaojie,zheishinibixupeichangdefeiyongmingxi。”yidaolengyingdeyindiao,zhouranxiangqi。

xiazhitaiqitou,wangzhemianqianxizhuanggelvdenanzi,renrushengyinyiban,yansukebanderangrenzhijuejiubuxihuan,toufashulideyisibugou,jinbianyanjinghoudejianxiyanmouhaishanzhejingguang。

xiazhiyoudianmeng,lenglengdewangzhetadiguolaideyitadanju,“zheishi……”

“zheishiniguachengdaowomenchezi,suoxudexiulifeiyong,ganggang4sdianyijinggusuanchulai,haixuyaonipeihejiaonayixia!”nanzishoulidepiaojuyouwangtayanqiansonglesong。

xiazhichoulechouzuijiao,jintianchumenbukanhuangli,youdiandaomei,zhuangshanglerenjiadehaoche。

abudui,tashiyigeyangezunshoujiaotongguizedehaogongmin,zenmehuizhuangshangrenjiadecheni,mingmingjiushitadecheguyizhuangtade。

xianzaijingranhainongleyitafeiyongrangtajiaona,xiangeta?

shikantahaoqifu,haishijuedetahenyouqian,henhaokengaaa!

dunshi,xiazhinuleqilai,chongzhenanzihoudao:“mingmingjiushinizhuangshangwodechede,nihaiganfanguolairangwopeichang,niyouqianlebuqia?wobupei!”

“xiaxiaojieshixianglaizhangle?”nanzimianwubiaoqing,shengyinbizhiqianhailenglejifen。

xiazhizhalezhayanjing,kanzheyanqianweihetadenanzi,paokendingpaobuguorenjia,dayedabuguo……

tawangtingkaozaiyibiandehaochekanlekan,neiliangchengliangzeiguidechetouchubeihualeyidaociyandeguahen,erpangbiandaozheyiliangdiandongmaolv。

毛驴的主人就是她。

zheirenmingxianjiuxiangpengcita!

kerenjiapengciyegaishimeiqiandexiangyouqianrenpengciba?

tazenmejiuyushangyouqianrenlaipengcitani?

yuexiangyuejuedezheirenshiguyipengcitade。

tazhuangzhedanzi,tingzhiyaoban,dinglehuiqu,“wogangganghaohaodezailubianqiche,shinizijichaowozhuangshanglaide,wobuyaonipeichangwojingshensunshijiubucuole,nixianzaihailaiewo,womeiqian,woyebuhuipeide。”

kanzheyanqianlizhiqizhuangdenvhai,sunjiyoudiantouteng,tazaojiujuedelaoyezidezheifazibuxing,pianpianhaiyaorangtaguyizhuangshanglai,shirendoubuhuishangdangde。

“xiaxiaojie,nibawomendechezhuanghuaile,zheifeiyongbuguanzenmeshuodoudeshinipeiba,haishinixiangjiedaowomenlengjiadelvshihan?”

sunjizhengerbajingde,jixuweixiezhexiaoguniang。

xiazhinaorentiaolexia,qidemaoyan,zheirentaiqiangciduolile,zhangzheyouqianlebuqia。

“nijiaojiaojing,gaisheidezeren,jiusheidezeren!”haixianghehuta?

yiweitaxiazhibudongfalva。

想讹她没门。

sunjifulefujinsiyanjing,dengdejiushinizheijuhua,tamianwubiaoqingdenachushouji,zhijiebaojiaojing。

henkuai,jiaojingjiulaile,qianhoubudaosanfenzhong。

xiazhizashelexia,gengrangtazashedeshi,jiaojingjingranzhanzaitaneibian,bazhuyaozerenpanjitale。

“xiaxiaojie,nizheidiandongchemeichepai,cheweidenghaishihuaide,nizheiyangshanglu,yanzhongpohuailejiaotongguize,zhuyaozerenzaini,renjiachezhudesunshinidepeichang!”

“ei,bushi……wo……”xiazhiyouzhongbaikoumobiandewuligan,qiyubuyi。

“jiaojingshushu,wozheichepaihaizaibanlizhong,wobadanjujini……”taditouyizhenfanzhao。

“xiaxiaojie,haiwangnipeihefuzezheixieweixiufeiyong!”sunjiyidiandoumeiyouzhangshiqirendexiukui,bashoulidefeiyongyouwangtamianqianyisong。