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daizhexiaozhulisibensanniandelaogonghuilaile。
talouzhexiaozhuliduiwomanlianxianqi：
“ze，kankanniziji，shudoumeinianguojinianzhendaoweikou！”
“niyejiuzhihuisihourenle，yingyingzhunbeiyanjiushengfushizheiduanshijianzhujiali，nihaohaosihou。”
“lingwai，rangnverbagongzhufangrangjiyingying，tulituqidepeiqianhuonapeizhuzheige！”
“yihouni，wohuitingyingyingdehuahuiguijiating，nihepeiqianhuoyongyuanqianyingyingdezhidaoma！”
laogongzuijiaozixindigouqi。
dengzhewohenvertingdaozheige“haoxiaoxi”houdeganendaide。
我满头黑线。
bushi，zheisannianlimeirengaosutawoyijingdaiguinvgaijialema？
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wodandankanlejiangyubaiyiyan：
“youbingjiuqukan，wozaodaizhenverjiajibierenle！”
jiangyubaitingdaowoqianmiandehuazhengyaofahuo，tingdaohoumiankaishidashengjixiaoqilai：
“hahahaxiaosiwolexujinyi，nihaidaizhegetuoyouping，sheihuiqunia！”
“xingle，kuaianfendianqujiyingyingzuofan，womenzuoleyilufeijihuilai，bawobaobeiehuailegennimeiwan！”
shuolaixixu，jiehunwunian，zaitayanliwoweiyidejiaosejiushibaomu。
woshenxiyikouqi，jixuqiangdiao：
“woyijingzaihunle，laogongshijiyanzhou，buxindehuanikeyizijiqukanjiehunzheng。”
suozaijiangyubaihuailideshenyingying“puchi”yishengxiaochushenglai。
“dajie！nisahuangtiaogekaopudexingbuxing！sheibuzhidaojingquantaiziyejiyanzhouqudelaoposhiqingbeidaxuelidezhimingshuxuejiaoshou！takeshiwodeouxiang！”
“womashangjiuyaokaotadeyanjiushengle！ng...dajie，niyinggaizhidaoyanjiushengshishenmeba？”
“yubaishuole，nixiaoxueliunianjidoumeishangguo，haiganmaochongshuxuejiaoshou！xiaosiwole！”
woxiangkanzhizhangyiyangkanzhexiaodeqianyanghouhedeerren。
woxiaoxuesannianjibeixuanjinleqingbeishaonianban，queshimeishangguoliunianjia。
dangchuhejiangyubaitanlianai，wopatazibeicaikeyibiandizijiyingheta，meixiangdaotahuinazheigegongjiwo...
zhiyushenyingying...yaokaowodeyanjiusheng？
hehe，tazhishanggoudeshangma？
jiangyubaixiaodefengci，rengjuedebugou，wenwo：
“nijiehunzhengzainani！nachulaijiwokankana！”
wobuxianghetamenduofeikoushe，zhuantoucongbaolinachujiehunzhengdijijiangyubai。
jiangyubaijianworucishuangkuai，youdianhuyidijieguojiehunzheng：
“niaiwoaideyaosiyaohuo，zenmekenengjiajibieren？”
zhengyaofankaijiehunzhengshi，shenyingyingbuzhidaoshenmeshihoudaolenverfangjian：
“yubaige！kuailai！zheigequnzihaoyoukeai！renjiayaoma！”
我心中警铃大作。
neishinverqinzisheji，mingtianyaochuanquxuexiaocanjiabisaide！