第1章 老婆你干什么

“laopo,nibawobangqilaiganma?”

lintiansizhibeibangzaichuangjiao,shenshangmeiyoushenmeyifu,zhenggerendongdanbude。

guosetianxiang、shencaimanmiaodegumengershenchuanyitaozihongsetieshenxiaoyi,jifuxuebai,shuangjiaweihongdichaozhelintianzoulai。

“laogong,nirenlesannian,biedehennanshouba?jintian,wojiuhaohaobuchangni……”

“laopo,wo……wohaishidiyicini,niqingdiana!”

lintianyilianqidaideshuozhe。

zheishi,sizhouturanchuanlaihongxiaosheng。

lintianyileng,zhengkaiyanjing,faxianzijizhengpazaidahuiyizhuoshang,zuijiaohaiguazhegangliuchudekoushui。

sizhou,gujiazhongrendouhongtangdaxiaodekanzheta。

zuozaishouzuodegujiajiazhugulaoyezi,gengshiyiliannuyi。

zhengzaitaishanghuibaogongzuodegumenger,zeshiyouxiuyounu,liansetonghong。

林天瞬间清醒过来!

zheibushidongfanghuazhuye,gengbushigumengeryaoduizijibawangyingshanggong,ershiyinianyidudegujianianzhongdahuidexianchang!

jintian,gujiazurendouzaihuibaozijigongsideyejiheyingli。

ergumengerdegongsiyinweizijinlianchulewenti,mianlinpochan,taxiwangjiazunengtigongyiqianwandexianjin,laijiejuegongsideranmeizhiji。

shenweishangmennvxudelintianyebeigumengerdailaile,ketaquezaikaihuishishuizhele,budanzuolegechunmeng,haibamenghuadoushuochulaile,haoxiangsuoyourendoutingdaole……

“wonangfei!nizheishizaiganshenme!”yiliannuhuodegulaoyezidengzhelintian。

tingdaogulaoyezidehua,lintianxiayishidao:“yeye,woganggangzuolegemeimeng……womengdaowohemengerzaidongfanghuazhu……”

huayinyiluo,zhenggegujiayipianzhenhan,suoyourendoumudengkoudai,yigegedouyongkanshazideyanshenkanzhelintian。

zheigeshangmennvxunaozijinshuileba?jintianshishenmechanghe?tajuranzaizheilifafeng?

sannianqian,gujialaotaijunbaheqigaiyiyangdelintiandairujiamen,bingqiebatazuitengaidesunnvgumengerjiajilelintian。

jieguodahundangri,laotaijunhailaibujikaixinjiuqushile,congneishikaishi,gujiajiumeirenkandeqizheigeshangmennvxu。

zheisannianlai,lintianzaigujiabushiduanxijiaoshuijiushixicesuo、zuofan,zhendeshihuodeburugou。

jintiannandelaiyicizheiyangdezhengshichanghe,tajiuchulezheimedadeyangxiang,jianzhishibagujiadeliandoudiuguangle。

“砰!”

nuqichongchongdegulaoyezi,yiguaizhangzazaibangongzhuoshang,nuhedao:“qiyoucili!”

“wonangfei!nihaiyoulianbamenghuashuochulai?”

“jianzhishitianbuzhichi!”

“nidaodishilaicanjiahuiyide,haishilaizachangzide?”

cishigumengeryezhanleqilai,yangqishou。

“啪!”

qingcuidebazhangshengchuanbianquanchang,lintiandelianshunjianzhonglelai

suihou,gumengerjiaohedao:“lintian,haibukuaidianjiyeyedaoqian!”

lintianzheigeshihouzhongyuchediqingxingguolai,tawuzhelian,mangbudiedao:“yeye,duibuqi,wobushiguyide。”

“jintianweilekaihui,wozaoshangsidianjiuqilaizuojiawu,meishuihao,suoyicaihuizheiyang。”

“砰——”

gulaoyezishouzhongdelongtouguaizhangmengdeyiza,chuihuzidengyan:“gundan!mashangjiwogundan!”

shuozhe,gulaoyezizhuanxianggumenger,nudao:“menger,wogaosuni,jintianjiuyinweizheigewonangfei,nineiyiqianwan,meixile!”

tingdaozheihua,gumengerdelianseweiweiyibai,jiaoquliangqiangtuihoulejibu,xiangyaoshuoshenme,yishijianqueyoushuobuchulai。

eryiqungujiarenzedouqiexiaobuyi。

gulaoyezidetaidu,daibiaozhegumengerzheiyiqianwankendingnabudaole。

jiuzaizheishi,menkouhuranyourenyiluxiaopaodechonglejinlai,yilianjidongdao:“laoyezi,linshitouzijituandefangjunwenfangzonglaila!”

tingdaozheigechenghu,zaichangderendoushihunshenyizhen。

linshitouzijituan,keshiguangnanshengdiyidajiazu,linshijiazudechanye!

erfangjunwen,zhengshilinshitouzijituandetouzibujingli!tingshuotadebeijingshenhou,zaigongsiweigaoquanzhong,binhaishibuzhidaoduoshaojiazuxiangyaobajietadouzhaobudaojihui,xiangbudaojintiantaquezhudonglaidaogujia。

“方俊文……”

tingdaozheigemingzi,gumengerbiaoqingfuza。

“menger,tingshuonigongsidezijinlianchulewenti,xuyaoyiqianwantouzi?zheidianxiaoshizenmebuhewoshuo?woyijuhuajiunengjiejue。”

gaodayingjundefangjunwenshenchuanamanixizhuang,toufashulideyisibugou,cike,tabeifuzheshuangshouzoujinledamen。

tameiyoulihuizaichangdeqitaren,ershishenqingkuankuandekanzhegumenger,hanxiaokaikou。

tingdaofangjunwendehua,gujiarendoushidaochouliangqi。

yiqianwandexianjin,zaifangjunwenzheili,juranzhishiyijuhuadeshiqing?

太牛逼了!

gulaoyezidouxiayishizhanqilai,daizhejifengongjing,dao:“fangzong,womenjiamengerhedeheneng,nenggourangnigaokanyiyan……”

fangjunwenweiweiyixiao,dao:“laoyezi,shibuxiangman,wohemengerzaojiushihaopengyoule,tademeiliheshanliang,rangwoqingbuzijindeaishangtale。”

“zhiyaoshiweileta,wodaoshanhuohaidoubuhuizhayan,hekuangshiququyiqianwan。”

shuodaozheili,fangjunwenkanzhegumenger,shenqingkuankuandejixukaikou。

“menger,zhiyaonidayinghewoyiqiyongwancan,jiwoyigezhuiqiunidejihui。”

“mingtian,wojiudainiquwomenlinshitouzijituan,qianshutouzihetong。”

“niyeyinggaiqingchu,duiyuwomenlinshitouzijituaneryan,yiqianwandetouzi,suanbushangshenmedaxiangmu。”

“yiwodeshenfen,wanquankeyijueding!”

shuozheixiehuadeshihou,fangjunwenzishizizhongdoumeiduokanlintianyiyan,xianranzheigeshangmennvxu,tagenbenjiumeiyoufangzaiyanli。

buguozheiyezhengchang,yigechiruanfande,yifangjunwendeshenfendiwei,zenmekenenghuizaiyi?

gumengerxiayishidao:“fangzong,woyijingyouzhangfule。”

fangjunwenyilianzhizaibidedao:“neiyouruhe,youbushibunenglihun!”

tingdaofangjunwenhegumengerdeduihua,gujiarendunshijiufeitengle。

zaigujiarenderenzhizhong,nenggoubaoshangfangjunwendedatui,yiweizhehelinshitouzijituan,naizhiyulinshitouzijituanshenhoudeguangnanshengtianhuabanlinshijiazuyouleguanxi。

zheishibinhaishiduoshaojiazuqiuyeyegaonainaiyeqiubulaidejiyuana!

zheigeshihou,beirenwushidelintianturantiaoleqilai。

“fangjunwenwojinggaoni,nizuihaoliwolaopoyuandian!”

fangjunwenpielelintianyiyan:“nijiushineigechulemingdewonangfeishangmennvxuba?”

“rangwoliyuandian?zenme,meiyouwo,ninengjiejuezheiyiqianwan?”

“bushiwokanbuqini,nizheizhongwonangfei,zheibeizi,zhuandedaoyiqianwanma?”

“我……”

lintiandunshiyusai,tadangranzhidaoyiqianwanduiyuputongreneryan,genbenjiushitianwenshuzi。

gumengercikelenglengdao:“lintian,nibuyaohusiluanxiang。”

“wozhishihefangzongchiyidunwanfaneryi。”

“你先回家吧。”

shuowan,tahefangjunwenyiqizhuanshenlikai。

林天满面黯然。

cishiyiqungujiarenrenbuzhukaishijifeng。

“wodehaojiefu,kanzainijijiangbeidailvmaozidefenshang,wojiubudaduannidetuile。”

“buguo,wojuedeqingjiegongkongpabuheshini,bijingnicesuoxidezaihao,yibeiziyezhuanbuhuiyiqianwan。”

gujunjieyilianjifeng,quchuyizhangmingpiansaidaolelintiankoudaili。

“nihaishiqukaixuanmendajiudianyingpinxiaobailianba。”

“ruguonagefuponengkanshangni,shuobudingnijiunitiangaimingle。”

“哈哈哈!”

tingdaogujunjiedehua,yiqungujiarenxiaodeqianfuhouyang。

fanzhengzheigeshangmennvxujiushiyigechiruanfandefeiwu,qudangxiaobailian,mingzhengyanshunma。

lintianshensenankandezouchugujiabieshu。

zaigujiarenyanli,tajiushiluohuangertaodeyitiaogou。

gangganglikaigujiabieshumeiduoyuan,jiejiaozhichu,yiliangshehuadejiazhanglinkenjiaocheanjingdexingshiguolai,tingzailelintianmianqian。

xiayike,chemendakai,yigeshenchuantangzhuangdelaozhecongchelipulexialai。

tazhijieguizailelintianmianqian,yilianjidongdao:“dashaoye,linshiyounan,qiunijiujiulinshijiazu!”

laozhemingxianshijiujugaoweidedarenwu,danshicikezailintiandemianqian,taquemanlianduixiao,rutongyitiaohabagouyiban。

lintianweiweizhoumei,henkuairenchulaile,zheiyiweishiguangnanshengdiyidajiazu,linshijiazudelindaguanjia。

biekantazhishiyiweiguanjia,danqueshiyirenzhixiawanrenzhishangdedarenwu,shuyuduoduojiaozhenggeguangnanshengdouhuidousandoudecunzai。

keshixiangbudao,zheigezaizhenggeguangnanshengdouzhishoukerededarenwu,cishijuranrucidebeigongquxi。