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zheiyimufanzhuandeshizaitaikuai,zaichangdesuoyourendoumeikanqingchenbufandedongzuo,neijiefeideqiangjiupaodaochenbufanshouzhongle。

jinjinyigechuanxidegongfu,jiujiangjiefeijizhifule。

bukuishiyouxiuderenminzidibinga!

yucitongshi,jiliangjingchezhongyuganlai,shijimingguanbinglikechongleguolai。

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zheisishizaishirangchenbufanhepoledan,pabujigedixiongdehouchen。

yigenianzhangdeguanbinglikekaozhujiefei,ranhouhuanshisizhou,zhizhechenbufanhedao:“bazheixiaozikaoqilai!”

“ng?”chenbufantingdaozheihua,bujinzhoumeidao:“pingshenmezhuawo?”

“jiupingninazheqiang,haibugoume?”neimingguanbinglenghedao。

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“gaomeigaocuo,diaochaquzhenghou,ziranjiuqingchule。”

……

huahaijituan,zongcaibangongshi。

yiweiwenweneryadexizhuangnanshi,mianrongjunqiaogangyi,bozishangxizhehongsehudiejie,jingjingdizhanzaichuangqian,jugaolinxiafushizhezheiyuwangzhidou。

cishi,tafangfozaifushizheyunyunzhongsheng。

ertasihujiushijiushizhuyiban。

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“niqueshigaisi,keyaoshinisile,sheilaijinicapigu,nandaoyaowojinicapigu?”huashaolenghengdao。

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zongcaimishuyanlekoutuomodao:“neizenmeban?nandaojiuzheimefangleqinwanrong?”

“benshaoyeziyouhouzhao,shuiqinwanrongshichizaodeshi,zheicizanqiefangleta。”huashaoneizhanglianzaibianhuanmocedeyanwuhoumian,fachuyinlengdeshengyin。

“haiyou,gaosudonghai,jibenshaoyebaneigeduoguanxianshidexiaoziduochengrouni!”

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zongcaimishugongjingdao:“mingbai。”

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“xiehuashao,xiehuashao!”zongcaimishushouchongruojingshenchushuangshou,qujiexueqie。

raner,huashaoyanjishoukuai,shuayixia,zhijiejiangzuilidianrandexueqieenmiezaizongcaimishudeshouxinzhong,tongdezongcaimishucanjiaoyisheng,xiayishihoucheyibu,yilianjingkongdekanzheduifang。

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“zheishinali?nimenyaodaiwoquna?”

neijiefeiyixiache,sichuguanwang,yinyueganjuedaoyisibumiao。

neinianzhangdeguanbingdianranyigenxiangyan,zhanzaihoumian,xuxushuodao:“xiongdi,buhaoyisi,dongmouzhinengsongnidaozheilile,yiluzouhao。”

“a?ni,nimenbushiguanbing…”neijiefeihunshenyizhan,zhizhedonghai,jinghudao。

然而,话还没说完。

donghaiguoduankaiqiang,pu,yiqiangbaotou。

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“ng?”donghailengleyixia,suihou,gentingdaotiandadexiaohuayiyang,renbuzhupengfudaxiaoqilai。

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shijigexiaodigengshixiaodeqianfuhouyang。

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shandianbanchushou,yiquanjizhongdonghai,chenjiqiangguoqiang,ranhoutaituiyijiaojiangdonghaichuaichushimikaiwai。

“a…”donghaicanjiaoyisheng,pu,penchuyikouxianxuelai,tongshiyouleigu‘gabeng’cuiduandeshengyin。

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zhishizhizhong,donghaidoumeifanyingguolaifashengleshenme。

shijigexiaodilianshangdexiaoyidunshijiangying。