jigebaoandunshiluqixiuzijiuyaojiangfangyejirengchulujia。
erfangyequeshibujibuxudekanxiangluqianshanshuodao：“lulaoyezidangzhenbudasuanshouxiawozheimeidanyao？”
luqianshanxiangdoumeixiang，huilehuishouduishenpangdexiarenshuodao：“qujizheigejiaohuazidabaoyifenhefan，jintiannaishiwodeshouchen，buyuanjianxue，xiwangnihaoziweizhi！”
qishigangcaitaxinzhonghaishiyouxiechiyide，fangyeshouzhongdeneimeidanyao，yaoxiangnongyu，jinjinzhishixishangyikoujiuganjuehunshenshutan，dandangzheneimeduoguibinhekerendemian，tayebuhaoyisishouxiadanyao，suoyizhinengdafafangyegundan。
henkuai，yigexiarenjiangyipanroucairengdaolefangyemianqian，tangtangshuishuisaleyidi。
简直跟喂狗差不多。
fangyejianzhuangxinzhongnuhuodousheng！
zheilujiaweimianyetaiqifurenle！
“heng，jiranlulaoyezinikanbushangzheifenshouli，neibianbaqiandezhaihaiyixiaba！”
shuowan，fangyejiangshouzhongdedanyaorengdaoleyituangoushilimian，bingqieyijiaocaidexibalan。
“woshuonigechouyaofanshishijilianbuyaolianlema！womenlujiashenmeshenfen？nengqiannidezhai？”
luqianshandesunzilugaonuheyisheng。
xuanjiduiluqianshanshuodao：“yeye，zhijierangbaoanbazheichouyaofandehongzou，miandewuranwomenlujiadekongqi！”
jigebaobiaozhengyudongshou，quetingfangyehuanhuanshuodao：“lulaoyezi，buzhidaonijibujideqingniudaoren？”
“qingniudaoren”shifangyeshifudeminghao。
“ng？nishiqingniudashishenmeren？”
luqianshanhuquyizhen，hunzhuodeyanzhuningzhongdekanxiangfangye。
“qingniudaorenshiwoshifu，wocifanshifengshifuzhimingqianlaitaozhai！”
shuowanfangyetaochulujiadedangnianxiegeshifudeqiantiao，ranhoujiukaishinianleqilai。
“xxnianxxyuexxri，jiangchenglujialuqianshanganenqingniudaorenchushouxiangjiu，rihouyuanyiyizhubainianyeshancanzuoweichoujinganxieengongjiumingzhien！”
xiamianshiluqianshandeqianmingheshouzhiyin。
dangluqianshankandaofangyeshouzhongdeqiantiaoshi，tongkongweibukechadesuolesuo。
“lulaoyezi，baizhiheizi，zheizhai，nirenhaishiburen？”
方叶语气毫不示弱！
luqianshanfaxianzhouweidebinkekanzijideyanshenlveweifashenglegaibian，xinzhongnuqihengsheng，mianseyichennudao：“heng！wuzhongshengyou，xiaozinizheizhangqiantiaofenmingjiushiweizaode，buguonianzainishiqingniudaorendizidefenershang，wokeyijiniwubaikuaiqian，jiudangdafajiaohuazile！”
kaiwanxiao，yizhubainianyeshancanxianzaishichangxingqingjiazhishaoyeshiqianwanqibu。
而且还是有价无市！
suiranlujiayouqian，dannachuyiqianwanjifangyehaishirangluqianshanyouxierouteng。
“zheixiaozizhendanerkezhenfei，jingranlianlulaoyezidouganpian！”
“kao！zheixiaozixiangqianxiangfengleba！”
“pengcierdoupengdaolujiatoushanglaile，zheixiaozisidingle！”
mianduizhongrendechaofeng，fangyebingmeiyoushengqi，fanershilengxiaozhekanxiangluqianshanshuodao：“lulaoyezi，nizuijinyigeyueshibushiganjuehunshenwuli，xiaobiandanhuang，erqiemeitianzaoshangliudianbidingxiongmenqiduan？”
luqianshanyitingzheihua，mangxiayishidewendao：“ni……nizenmezhidao？”
“heng！zheishinidangnianneichangzhongbingdehouyizheng，rujinniyishiriwuduo！erganggangnibaibankanbushangdeneikedanyao，bianshinizuihoudejiumingdaocao，zezeze，zhikexirengdaogoushiliqule！”
“你说什么！？”
……
luqianshanshuangyanyuandeng，yifubukezhixindebiaoqingkanxiangfangye。
zuijinyiduanshijiantadequeshiyouganggangfangyesuoshuodeneixiezhengzhuang。
“nandao……nandaoshuozijizhendeshishiriwuduole？”
cishi，tahuranxiangqishiduonianqian，qingniudaorenjizijizhiliaozhihoushuodeyijuhua。
“nizheiejibingweigenzhi，duonianzhihou，ruguoyourennazheqiantiaolaizhaonitaoyaobainianyeshancan，nijidelvxingchengnuo，jieshiduifanghuijianghuizengyuniyimeidanyao，nizheibingcaihuiwanquanzhihao！”
huiyiqizheijuhua，luqianshanmiansemengdiyibai。
zhenggeren“dengdengdeng”lianliantuilesanbu。
haozailugaohejigexiarenyanjishoukuai，lianmangjiangtafuzhu，fouzetayi**jiudeshuaizaidishang。
“噗！”
suiranluqianshanmeiyoushuaidao，danshiyouyutaiguohaipa，jingshengaodujinzhang，cikejingranzhangzuituchuyidakouxianxue，yuanbenhaijingshenjueshuodeta，cishiqixishunjianjiuweimilebushao，shentiyeqingweidezhandouqilai。
“yeye，nizenmele？”
lugaojianzijiyeyekoutuxianxue，mianwurense，lianmangguanxindewendao。
“heng，chouyaofande，nidaodiduiwoyeyezuoleshenme！？”
luxuedengzhefangyezhiwenshuodao。
fangyetanletanshou：“nikebieyuanwangwoa，woshenmedoumeizuo，shitabenlaijiumingbujiuyile！”
yitingfangyejingranhaizaishuozheizhonghua。
luxueqideliandanertonghong，liumeidaoshujiaochidao：“haonigechouyaofande，jingganzuzhouwoyeye，lairena！batajiwofeile！”
jigebaoanzheishilimachaofangyepuqu。
fangyemeimaoqingqingyitiao，zuijiaoyigou，lengxiaodao：“heng，buzhisihuo！”
“砰砰砰”
suijijiujiantashenxingyishan，jigebaobiaoshunjianjiubeidadaozaidi。
“什么？”
zaichangzhongrenjiandaozheiyimu，yigegedunshizhenjingbuyi。
zheiqiongxiaozijingranyongyourucishenshou？
yaozhidao，lujiaqinglaidebaoan，neikedoushituiwujunren。
xunchangyigeduifuliangsangezhuanghangenwanside。
meixiangdaoyiqunbaoanquezaizhayanzhijianjiubeifangyejidabaile。
“kuai！kuaibadanyaojianqilai！”
luqianshanzhizhedishangneitangoushishuodao！
lugaosuiranxianqi，danshiqueyoubuganwunizijiyeyedemingling，zhinengniezhebizishenshouqubaneituannianhuhudegoushijianleqilai，songdaoluqianshandemianqian。
luqianshanerhuabushuo，zhuaqineituangoushijiuwangzuilisai。
rucizhongkouweideyimu，kandezhouweibinkefenfenoutubuzhi。
jianzhuangfangyedaxiaozheshuodao：“woshuonijiushijian，gangganghaoxinsongninibuyao，feidedengworengdaogoushiliqunicaijianqilaichi？nilujiaderennandaoshigougaibulechishi？”
tazheihuayichu，youxiebinkedunshizhanghongzhelian，yifuxiangxiaoyoubuganxiaodeyangzi。
“ni！ni**……jingganrumawolujiarenshigou，zhaosi！”
lugaomanlianfennudeningshizhefangye。
gangzhunbeichongguoqujitayidianerjiaoxun，danshiquebeifangyebinglengdeyanshenjihedeliandongdoubugandongyibu。
gangcaitaqingsongjiejuebaoandehuamianqingxideyinzailugaodenaohaizhizhong。
lianneixietuiwujunrendoubushifangyededuishou，zijichongshangquqibushizhaosi？
“xiaozi，nimoyaoxiaozhang，dezuilewolujia，nibisiwuyi！”
lugaoyanzhongshanshuozheweixiedeshense。
jiranlujiadebaoanbushizheixiaozideduishou，neijiuquzhaogenglihaide，tabuxinfangyenengyiyidishi，hainengyiyidibaibucheng？
fangyeyanshenbuxiedepielelugaoyiyan，quanranmeibatadeweixiefangzaiyanli。
xiangjishixianzhuanxiangmanzuishigoushideluqianshan，suihoushuodao：“nilujiabuxinshouchengnuo，yihouyudaoshiqinglekeqianwanbielaiqiuwo！”
“heng，qiuni？nishishenmeshenfen？wolujiaruodadejiayehuilaiqiunizheigechouyaofande？ganjingun！”
luyueshuangshouchayao，yifugaoaodezitai。
fangyeshuangyanweimi，xinzhongqueshilengxiao。
“heng，zouzheqiao，nilujiayouhouhuideshihou！”