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chenboyiting,neikejidonghuaile,zheijingrandoushizhende,yuanzhangmeiyoupianta,tazhendeyouqigeweihunqi。

guangshizhaolaidediyigejiuzheimemei,haizheimeyouqian,neishengxialaideliuge,qibushigegedoumeiruotianxian?

xiangdaozheili,chenboxiaodekoushuidouchadiandilexialai。

buguozheidiyigemengfalecuyi,takendingshiyaohongyixiade,dangjidao:“wanru,nifangxin,wulunhoumiandeweihunqiyouduopiaoliang,duoyouxiu,wozuizaiyidejiushini。”

tinglechenbodehua,linwanrujiaoxiudexiaole,zheirangsuoyourenchadianmeiliubixue。

yinweiliangrenshixiaoshengjiaoliude,dahuodoubuzhidaotamenliaoleyixieshenme,pangzikandaozheimemeidenvren,yuchenbodeguanxikanguoqurucideaimei,feichangdejidu。

“chenbo,nishenmeshihourenshiyiweizheimepiaoliangdemeinvle,gaibuhuishinihuaqiangulaideba?”

tadeshengyin,yinyinyueyuedaizhexiesuanwei。

jiuzaichenbozhunbeijieshideshihou,linwanruqingcuideshengyinxiangqi:“woshichenbodeweihunqi。”

tadehuayichu,quanchangderenbudandingle,tebieshihechenboyiqiguolaidejigepengyou。

“chen……chenbo,tashuodedoushizhende,niyougezheimepiaoliangdeweihunqi?”

“zheinvrenyikanjiubushiyibanren,nishenmeshihouzhaode?womenzenmebuzhidao?”

pangziyizhizaichenbodemianqianzhaoyouyuegan,jintiankandaotadangzhezheimeduorendemian,zhaolaizijideweihunqi,dunshijuedezijidebeichenbojibilexiaqu,zijidezunyanbeitajijiantale。

dangjichizhiyibidao:“wocaibuxinnizhendeshichenbodeweihunqi,womenzaiyiqichabuduoyinianle,ruguonizhendeshichenbodeweihunqi,womenzenmemeijianguoyemeitingtatiqiguo。

yidingshichenbohuaqianqingnilaizuoxiude,haozaiwomengejigemianqianxuanyaoyixia。”

linwanru:“woshibushichenbodeweihunqi,buxuyaonixiangxin,gengbuxuyaoxiangnizhengmingshenme。”

cihuayichu,qichangquankai,tashenshanglengyangaoguidezongcaiqixi,yixiazijiuxianlulechulai,rangrenbuganzhishita。

pangzishenmeshihouzheimemeimianziguo,mingming“kuoshaoye”dequanzishitazujianqilaide,zenmeyigegededouzhaolefupo,jiulianjintianchenbodouzhaoleyigezheimepiaoliangdenvrenchengmenmian,taqueshenmeyemeiyou。

yuexiangtazheixinlijiuyuebupingheng,shuodehuayejiugengsuanle:“chenbowozhenmeixiangdaonishizheiyangderen,dazhejishanquhaizijuanwudehuangzi,zaiwomengejigemianqian,huaqianqinggezheimenianqingpiaoliangdenvrenxuanyao,woshuoniyouzheigebiyaoma?

bushiwoshuoni,jiunizheitiaojian,tayaozhennengkanshangni,wochishi。”

jianpangziyinweizijiyougeweihunqi,jiuzheimesuan,zheimebiandiziji,chenboyibalouzhulelinwanruyingyingyiwodexiyaoshuo。

“woshuopangzi,nipabushiyoubingba,wozheitiaojianzenmele,tazenmejiubunengkanshangwole?wohaijiugennishuole,zheigenvrenjiushiwodeweihunqi。”

shuowan,taxinlihaishiyouxiedagude,bijingzijimeiyoujingguonvfangdetongyi,jiulouzhetadeyao,wanyitashuozijishualiumangzenmeban?

buguozheizhongdanxin,wanquanshiduoyude,zhijianlinwanrufeidanmeiyoushuotashualiumang,haizaizhongmukuikuizhixia,qinlechenboyixia,bingjiaoxiudehanleyishenglaogong。

ganjuedaoneiruanruandechun,zaizijidelianjiashangpengleyixia,chenbodanaodunshiyipiankongbai。

tebieshitingdaotadeneishenglaogong,rangtayiduhuaiyizijishibushizaizuomeng。

fouzezheitianshangdiaoxianbingdehaoshi,zenmejiuluozaizijidetoushangle,daleershiyiniandedanshen,turanweihunqizhaolai,haishigenianqingpiaoliangyouqiandenvren,zheishigesheishenshangdouhuijuedeshizaizuomeng。

jiuzaichenbochenjinzaineixinshijiezhongdeshihou,linwanrushouqiganggangdewenrou,biaoqinglimabiandebinglengdanmoqilai,talenglengdikanxiangpangzidao:“nikeyiquchishile。”

pangzideliandunshisaodehuang,tabufuqidao:“wopingshenmequchishi,sheizhidaonishibushiguyizheiyangde,fanzhengwobuxinnizhendeshichenbodeweihunqi。”

mianduizheizhongwulai,linwanrulandefeikoushui,takanleyiyanbaobiao,baobiaolimadiantouchaopangzizouqu。

baobiaoshitezhongbingchushen,shencaigaodaweimeng,jiashangqishibiren,tameizouyibu,pangzijiuhedehoutuiyibu。

“ni……nixiangganshenme?”

suizhetadehuawenwan,baobiaozhuazhuleta,bataanzaidishang,zuiduizhedishangdejishianyaleyihuier。

pangzidezuilidunshiquanshijishi,dangchangjiuouleqilai,xianchangderenexindezhiningmei。

“chengnianren,jiuyinggaiweizijishuodehua,zuoguodeshifuze。”linwanrushuowan,kanxianglexiaozhang,taidubusigangcaineimelengmo。

“xiaozhang,zheishiwoqinglaidejianzaoshejishi,tahuigenjunizheilidedilihuanjing,yizuikuaidesudushejiyizuoxiaoxuechulai。

daoshihouwohuianpaigongren,zaizheilijianyisuoxuexiao,lingwaihaiyousushe,tushuguan,nizheibianruguohaiyoushenmexuqiu,keyizhijieheshejishigoutong。”

xiaozhangtingwanlinwanrujidongdibuxing:“neishizaishitaiganxiele,wodaibiaoxuexiaolidequantishishengxiangninbiaoshiganxie。”

“wozhishizuoleyixiezijilisuonengjideshiqing,xiaozhangbuxuyaozheimekeqi。”linwanrudandanyixiao。

zheiniantoubushimeiyourenjishanqudehaizijuankuanjuanwu,dandabufendoushiyixiemingrenqiyejiazaizuoxiu,boquguangdawangyoudehaoganyijizhimingdu。

jiangzijideliyizuidahua,erbingbushizhenxindexiangyaobangzhuzheixiepinkundehaizi。

suoyixiaozhangzhijinhaiconglaimeiyoujianguorucikangkaidafangdelaoban,tebieshizheigelaobankanguoqurucidenianqing。

pangzidengrentingdaozheiweizichengchenboweihunqidenvren,yikouqijiuyaojixuexiaozhongjianxiaoxuesushetushuguan,yanjingdoufangguangle,babudetamencaishilinwanrudeweihunfu。

chenbogengshizhenggerendouqingpiaopiaodi,zhenmeixiangdaozijihaiyougezheimepiaoliangdeweihunqi。

pangzikandaochenbolianshangdexiaorongjuedejiweiciyan,zaixiangxiangzijidequru,tabuganxin。

“nibiebeichenbodebiaomianjiqipianle,tabingbushizhendegongzige,zheixiejuanzengdewupindoushiwomendahuocoudejiqiankuaiqianmailaide。

haiyouzheiliangcheyedoushizulaide,tagenbenjiupeibushangni。”

shidaorujin,tayegubulezijidemianzile,zhiyaonenglachenboxiashui,shuoshenmedouwusuoweile,genghekuangtashuodeyeshishishi。

tajiubuxinzheiweimeinvzaitingdaochenboshizheimexuweiderenhou,haihuixihuanchenbo。